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gay-dorito-dust · 2 months

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I fee like Jason would gently but firmly break off his relationship with his s/o because he'd want to try to distance you from his vigilante life, he'd obviously never tell you about his other life. he'd try to convince you to move out of Gotham, maybe after dumping you he'd convince one of your friends to contact a relative of yours who lives far outside Gotham to try to entice you out of the city because he can't fully concentrate knowing Gotham could get you at any moment.

If you don't leave you'd find that you escape a lot of situations you shouldn't and that known bad guys even pretty big criminals tend to just leave you alone and pretend you don't exist even if you happen to find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time, a random goon will just escort you out or a mugger would realise his mistake and beg forgiveness and leave all your belongings safely beside you. Redhood follows you a lot not that you know, he wouldn't want to frighten you, on some nights he'll sleep on your balcony or your fire escape just to be near you.

I’m basically reiterating what you’ve already said because it’s so fucking good anon. You took my singular braincell. How dare. 🦦

.Jason cannot focus on both keeping you safe and on clearing Gotham. It’s just not realistic. So if one thing had to give then Jason would selflessly chose to save you from a life of constantly look in over your shoulder. You deserve a better life and unfortunately Jason knows that you’ll never get that dream life staying in Gotham.

.Redhood had a plethora of enemies and Jason didn’t want you to become a victim of his acts of vigilantism. It wasn’t fair on you but Gotham never was or is a fair city for anyone involved. You could be alive and content one moment but dead in a dingy alleyway with corrupt people trying to gloss over your murder the next.

.So like you said anon. He goes to every contact he had that could help him in getting you moved out of Gotham, whether that be friends, family, whoever could aid Jason speed up the process in getting you settled in elsewhere was more then welcomed by him.

.Breaking up with you would be the worst thing Jason ever had to do, which is saying something, but again as much as Jason wanted to be a selfish man, he couldn’t bring himself to keep you in a city that will ultimately be the death of you both in a literal and metaphorical sense. He thought he had finally got the chance to be happy and get to live out his life with you, but when the villain of the week vaguely mentioned you in some capacity, Jason’s blood ran cold as everything in his body went mental; screaming at him to end this fucker right here and now for daring to mention you and demand how they knew.

.However he knew that’s what they wanted confirmation but still a part of his brain made him believe that they already knew of your relationship with redhood and that scared Jason unlike anything else. You were his Achilles heel and he hadn’t even realised that until the moment you were being threatened. And at that point Jason was at a loss of what to do to prioritise your safety because he would do absolutely anything to protect you and keep you safe but sometimes the best thing for him to do was to let you go and hope that you live a better life elsewhere. Far, far, far away from Gotham.

. Maybe sometime in the future when things have calmed down, he’ll visit but that’s never a guarantee. He thinks himself a death omen and he’d rather you live in safety and security. So he stays in Gotham as though he was chained to the damned city. Forbidden from ever leaving. Yet he’ll never forget you and everything you’ve done for him, I’d like to think he’d keep one thing that reminds him of you as a reminder of all the good times you’ve shared. Jason knew his heart would always belong to you and the item he kept was only a reminder of that.

.If you don’t move out of Gotham however, you start to realise that you are the most Luckiest/safest person if there ever was one. Goons, villains, thugs, all of them avoid you as though you were the plague, like you possessed something so potent that had them retreating back into the shadows, hissing as though you’ve burned them without touching them.

Which you did and he happened to be the infamous Redhood. Nobody fucks with you when Redhood is your silent but slightly terrifying guardian looming over you from the rooftops, daring anyone to try anything within his presence and to see where it gets them.

. A thug could’ve been gunning to steal your bag after managing to corner you in some dingy alleyway, holding you a knifepoint, and all of a sudden all the colour in their face vanish as their eyes flickered upwards and boom. Redhood. The thug is shitting it, their eyes are bulging out of their head as they throw the bag back at your feet and mutter ‘I ain’t planning on dying over some stupid bag, fuck that.’ Before running away with their tail between their legs like a little bitch.

. You, confused, would look up in the same place that the thug did. Only to find absolutely nothing before shrugging your shoulders. ‘Must be the drugs he was taking.’ You’d conclude before continuing on your way home to your beautiful boy, Jason.

. I’d like the idea that you caught Redhood sleeping out on your balcony/fire escape one night and now not only are you taking care of your beloved boyfriend but also a 6’2 vigilante who’s built like a brick house with guns strapped to any part of him that you could see. It’s cute and adorable because you’d probably also come to the conclusion that he was the reason why you were being left alone, and to show your gratitude to him you start leaving food, drink and something comfortable to sleep in out for him whenever you could alongside a note that said; ‘thank you for looking out for me but please for the love of god take care of yourself.’

. Jason loves it and finds it’s unbearably cute as he perched himself on your balcony/fire escape, eating your food and making himself comfortable for the night while you slept. He wished he could at least kiss your forehead and wish you a goodnight sleep but he knew he couldn’t and he hated it but as long as you were safe, that’s all Jason could ever ask for. He’ll shower you in affection soon but tonight he was on watch duty.

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ssa-atlas-alvez · 1 year

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TWO THINGS.

1. cowboy!reader 10000% has a sheepdog. im dying at the idea

2. he definitely plays cowboys with jack. he takes any chance to watch jack for hotch and the house always turns into the wild west. it's a mess but both of the boys are laughing and hotch can't find it in himself to be mad

- 🦦

omg yes yes yes!

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"What on earth happened?" Hotch has to stop himself from laughing when your head pokes up from behind the couch. He took in the state of his apartment, living room in utter chaos.

"We were playing cowboys," You said as though it was the most obvious thing, "We were in the saloon, drinkin' our apple juice - on the rocks, obviously, we needed a clear head, we were on duty - and we were attacked by outlaws,"

"(Y/N), you're supposed to be dead!" Jack groans as he runs back into the room, "Unless you weren't really dead and just a little bit hurt and can come and help me because it's three against one and I need back up-"

"Hey Jack,"

"Dad! We need help! Four outlaws have escaped!"

"Four?!" Hotch asked, eyes wide.

You gave a whistle and your dog, Buddy, came bounding in with as much of a smile a dog can have. "Don't worry Jack, Buddy'll save you!"

Buddy gave a small bark as he run a circle around Jack, jumping up to lick his face and Jack gave a giggle. "Buddy-" Jack wiped his face, laughing loudly, Buddy gave a bark in response, tail wagging. "Come on Buddy!"

Jack and Buddy ran off and you turned to Hotch, standing up. "Sorry 'bout the mess..." You gave a small grin, "Don't worry I'll clean up," You crouched down, picking up a stray pillow.

"You're fine, don't worry," Hotch gave a small smile. You groaned slightly as you stood up.

"'M gettin' old," You mumbled and Hotch gave a loud laugh. When the room was back to its original state, you turned to him, "I should get goin', Buddy gets antsy if he don't get his full nine hours," As if summoned, Jack and Buddy run into the room.

"Hey Jack, say goodnight to Uncle (Y/N) and Buddy, they have to go home now,"

"Okay, goodnight Uncle (Y/N)!" Jack cheers, flinging himself into a hug.

"See you later, Jack," You gave a grin, he waved before turning to Buddy.

"Bye Buddy!" He gave one last wave before running off.

"I'll see you Monday,"

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #criminal minds fanfiction #spencer reid #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #david rossi #jack hotchner #cowboy reader #bau x cowboy reader #x cowboy reader #x male reader #male reader #male!reader

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5eraphim · 1 year

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Medic or Engineer with someone who ran away on purpose (so that they would later find them) and what they would want to do to them? Maybe nsfw if you're up for it? New to being depraved for being miserable...

Characters: Medic 🕊 and Engineer 🦦 (Team Fortress 2)

Rating: M

Content Warnings: Yandere, forced relationship, medfet, branding, unhealthy relationship dynamics, kidnapping, drugging, smut

Word Count: 3k

MASTER LIST

(Song Inspo)

Ok so, since I'm a hyper-simp for the both of them I couldn't possibly choose between the two and wrote for the both of them. (Because this is a damn good prompt, and it's not like inspiration was difficult at all!) Thank you for the request, hope you enjoy it!

Medic 🕊

If you managed to escape Medic, you'd need to plan for months and calculate every variable, as you likely only had one shot to try and escape while his guard was down. Knowing if he caught you, there's no way you'd make it this far again. Ignoring how hard it was to hide your plans from Medic for this long, you needed your coordinates and timing nothing less than perfect and a little luck on your side.

When Medic discovers you'd attempted to run away, like any yandere, he's obviously furious upon realizing this but not in a purely rage-driven sense. Instead, the Medic would feel something much closer to mania, not only enraged but undeniably excited at the idea of hunting you down.

He never thought he'd have the privilege of something like this. He thought he had you so precisely under his control. He can't help but feel quite the thrill here! He's not only ready to rise to the challenge but is convinced he will win.

His first order of business would be to find out if you escaped on your own or if you were helped by someone else behind his back. After that, it would be easy for him to thoroughly search your room to find any scrap of evidence another person might've left behind.

You'd done well to hide your escape plans, he'd give you that, but now that you were gone, there was no way to conceal any clues left behind. If you were to get help from another for the escape attempt, odds were it'd be another doctor the both of you worked with. Someone who knows Medic enough to know his basic schedule, when to try and help you break out, as well as being one who already felt distrustful or uncomfortable around Medic and could be swayed into helping you escape him.

The Medic wouldn't hesitate to use force and physical interrogation to get information out of this person. He will find you through any means necessary and won't hesitate to kill the doctor after he gets his information. Medic would kill anyone who stood between the two of you, and he does so with great pleasure in this particular instance.

If you were working alone, Medic could estimate where you went based on what you took with you, approximating how fast you could move on your own and knowing you well enough personally to guess where you'd likely turn to first.

Medic is a scary mix of a delusional and lucid yandere, able to switch between the two seemingly randomly, making it very difficult to plan against him. On the other hand, he's hyper-vigilant when around you and thus can predict your next moves with eerie precision. It was only a matter of time before he caught up with you. The outcome you saw as the worst possible, he saw as inevitable.

When he does find you, he'd definitely play up his more delusional side. He'd cover you in kisses, telling you how scared he was, asking how long you were "lost" for, and acting as though he had no idea you were plotting against him like this. It was all part of his act to get you home as fast as possible before letting you have it once he got you safely back in his custody.

"I always told you I'd go to the ends of the Earth for you. Of course, I'd find you. Now let's get you home."

At the moment of interception, your only option is to play along. No way you could challenge him physically, and if he really did think you were just lost, maybe he wouldn't be so mad? It was devastating to have your hopes of escaping dashed so soon, but you were smart enough to know it was in your best interest to cut your losses and return home with him without a fight.

Maybe he'd even keep this "delusional" act going after the two of you returned home. Cooing how much he missed you, kissing you all over, and doting on you as if you'd been gone months rather than a few days tops. If you thought you were so clever, acting so brash and cruel while his back was turned, he felt it was only fair to give you a taste of your own medicine.

Medic never had much luck with traditional medical methodology and was quite excited to try something more "experimental" and "alternative" to train you to behave and eliminate any remaining shreds of resilience. Specifically, electroconvulsive therapy.

When you awoke the following day, you knew Medic was ready to enact his revenge. You were bound to an examination table, thick leather cuffs wrapping around your knees, ankles, arms, wrist, torso, and neck. You were forced to feel the cold, dense, restrictive leather of nearly all the cuffs as you'd been stripped down to a scant hospital gown with nothing underneath. It was a while before you even registered the foreign-looking device connected to your head with more leather straps and wires and an odd mouth-guard thing you couldn't manage to spit out, no matter how hard you tried.

Medic entered not long after, greeting you chipper as ever, wasting no time explaining his latest theory and hypothesis.

"You probably think I'm mad at you. Quite the opposite, however. I'm worried. Acting irrationally, reckless self-endangerment, incongruity with reality- I fear that you'll do something truly regrettable if I don't do something soon. I may not know how to take away your pain, but I can train you. I can teach you to not act out so well, thoughtlessly."

The Medic would stroke the side of your head with his fingers so softly, with such love, all while looking down at you with pure malice. He knew this would hurt, and he knew this likely wouldn't "fix" you, but he wanted to let you know what happened to disobedient little patients who try to run away. He wanted to show you what happened when you tried to resist his treatments. Medic knew this would instill a necessary fear within you, enough to realistically prevent you from ever trying to escape again.

You were kept under lock and key for the next few days in the Medic's examination room, as you weren't of sound mind to be trusted anywhere else. And you would remain here until the Medic determined your "condition" improved.

While you were in his captivity, he'd use your fear of electroconvulsive therapy to enact other less painful yet completely invasive treatments. He had much fun playing doctor with you while you were in this state. Though he also began visiting you late into the night with sedative pills and concoctions, he'd composed to lull you into a more susceptible state of mind. Taking advantage of your body, knowing you were powerless to stop him like this.

He'd also slip you hallucinogenic drugs to intensify your fear and paranoia, especially when left alone. Finally, he'd use this moment to enact every fucked up sadistic power fantasy he'd dreamed of before now on you. Watching with utmost joy as any format resilience you might've clung to is mitigated beyond repair.

He wouldn't enact a complete mind break. However, he might not want you to ever try and escape again, but he wants you to be fully aware of what he's doing as he abuses you and turns your own body against you while you can do nothing about it.

Medic absolutely gets off on the sight of you all tied up and helpless. It's so seductive watching you trying to break free and escape. He could watch you like this for hours, even when he's not touching you. It's all the more alluring given how much dignity he's taken from you, forcing you into one of his thin, easily rippable hospital gowns with nothing more to hide yourself with from him.

He could keep you hooked up and hidden here forever, but he won't give in to the temptation. He must let you out if he wants you to maintain a fraction of your fighting spirit and cognizance. Ironically giving you a bit of time alone to heal up and recover until the next time he wants to play doctor with you.

Engineer 🦦

Unlike Medic, who, despite his ire, would also be amused by the situation, Engie is beyond pissed. He was so pissed it would take a decent amount of time before he could calm down enough to figure out how he would find you. A situation like this would be an absolute nightmare for someone like Engie, who is prone to jealousy and insecurity. This would really bring out his worst, and he instantly takes this personally, not only on account of trying to run away but by triggering his insecurities.

In a situation where you could be in danger, Engie would typically be concerned for your safety, as a very protective yandere, but not when he's so distracted by the betrayal. All he cares about now is getting you home as fast as possible through any means necessary.

Despite it all, Engie can't help but feel a little impressed you'd managed to escape in the first place. He spared no precaution fortifying the area he kept you while he was away, and objectively speaking, Engie would be one of, if not the hardest yandere to escape from. Clearly, you'd been planning this for some time now. There was no way you were lucky enough to, by chance, evade his traps.

Unlike Medic, who would investigate where you were before you managed to escape, Engie would use his excellent public reputation to his advantage. He's well-liked by just about everyone, and if he were to round the town asking other people if they'd seen his "special friend," no one would suspect a thing. As far as they know, he's just a nice guy, the type to look out for everyone, and if he was so worried about you, clearly you needed to be found as soon as possible.

Sure, you could do your best to move quickly and hide from Engie the best you could, but no one can hide for long when the better part of an entire town is working together to try to find you and bring you home.

Engie wouldn't need to ask others to help him find you. He's just so likable and dependable. Who wouldn't want to help someone like that in need? They were blissfully unaware of his darker "inner-self," and because of this, working as fast as possible to reunite the two of you. Even if you managed to make it far enough to reach the outskirts of town, it wouldn't be long until the others caught up with you. Trying to run further now would only spell more trouble, so you're forced to surrender without much of a fight.

At best, you might've begged the first few people who managed to track you down not to bring you home to Engie to no avail as they decided to follow their loyalties to their dear friend rather than to pay attention to the visible fear which consumed you. But, unfortunately, this begging did nothing to stop the well-intentioned yet painfully unaware men from bringing you back to the Engineer. You could plea them not to try to convince them Engie was hurting you, but no one would believe you, and it was only a matter of time until you found yourself right back in his arms.

When the two of you are brought together again, he embraces you affectionately. Thanking everyone for their help, no doubt putting on a charming show of two lovers together again, only reinforcing the notion he really did love you with all his heart.

He can't fool you, however. And even as he holds you close, pouring his heart out about how much he loves you and misses you, begging you never to scare him like that again, you know he's doing this for the crowd. And you're all too aware of the hostile look in his eye as he regards you, almost daring you to try and fight back now, like any of them would believe you over him. Like he was challenging you to ever try and run away again, as though you'd make it any further this time.

Initially, you're convinced he'll drag you back to the house so he can get right to enacting your punishment. To your surprise, however, he instead invites the guys back to his place, saying he owed everyone a beer after that and how they ought to spend the night celebrating after such a miserable day. Of course, Engie knows if he chooses instead to keep the others around a bit longer, not only is he reinforcing his "good guy" image, But you'll be more on edge having no idea when he'll punish you for what you'd done. (The beer being another pleasant upside, naturally.)

It was a rough evening for you, Engie's arms around you all night while you were constantly on edge, practically flinching at his every move. The anticipation was hardly comparable when you eventually discovered what he had planned to punish you.

While you didn't manage to make it very far, nor were you gone for too long, Engie began planning how he would get his revenge against you. To show you how backstabbers were taken care of down where he was from, from the moment he realized you managed to escape. Though it didn't take him long to decide what he wanted, he was excited all the same.

While Engie might've come from a long line of Engineers, he still grew up in a relatively Rural area and had many neighbors and family members who worked as farm hands and livestock keepers. So he reckoned he outta followed their example and used their techniques to handle runaways. After all, it would be easy for him to get his hands on the machinery or, better yet, construct it himself from scratch.

He considered if he were better off branding you from the start, but it hardly mattered now. When you awoke the next day stripped bare, gagged, limbs bound together and chained to the floor, only slightly able to witness the strange device heating up in the corner of the room, you knew at that moment you were more scared than you'd ever been in your entire life.

You weren't even aware Engie was watching you until you heard a low chuckle you instantly identified as his. It chilled you to think about how long he'd been looming overhead watching until you fully came to your senses.

"You were really bold trying to escape like that. Now Let's see if you can be so bold in taking your punishment."

It was a nightmare come to life, not only to be back under his control but while being naked and helpless to stop whatever he had planned for you. All you could do was watch with wide, horrified eyes as he brandished what you realized, much to your dismay, a brander. His eyes were entirely fixated on the flesh of your outer upper thigh.

He gave you no mercy as he drew closer before pressing the miserable device down on your skin with firm, unshaken hands. You wailed out in pain below, the gag doing practically nothing to mask your agony. It was torture, but Engie merely watched you, unblinking and apathetic to your pain.

He'd keep you like for at least another 12 hours. He'd be sure to dress your wounds as needed, but you were still forced to remain naked without anything to protect your modesty, and he loved it. Engie was free to do as he pleased to you while you were like this, to photograph, tease, spit on, whatever he wanted you were forced to endure.

He'd wait until you were fully asleep to free you, making sure not to agitate your still-healing wounds as he returned you to the bedroom, where you were finally granted some soft cotton pajamas to cover up with. Though you knew from that moment on you'd never feel properly covered again, now that he'd seen you in such a defiled state.

It'd be a long time before you were allowed out of the bedroom. Though Engie might consider bringing other guys around more often, he loved to see you so well-behaved in front of others, never daring to break the illusion of your idyllic romance ever again.

Additional spicy headcanons pertaining to both of them 🕊🦦

Medic and Engie are possessive and would keep you in a collar from now on. A very low-key way of reminding you of your place in the relationship and what happens when you try to make it out on your own. Additionally, they use this to make you feel more like their personal property than their lover.

Would get off on the idea of training you to bow or kneel before them. It's not enough for them to hear you say who you belong to. They need to see it as well. (You always did look so lovely down on your knees anyhow.)

Especially in the first few days following your capture, they would use your increased fear and loss of morale against you, knowing you're all the easier to coerce into pleasing them sexually. As though this kind of appeasement would actually convince either of the men to go easy on you. The pleasure is all the more satisfying as you can barely conceal your fear.

Would start recording you during times like this. Getting ample footage of you in compromising positions and lewd audio recordings without your knowledge or consent. Knowing they could use the footage as blackmail against you in the future as just another tidbit of leverage to hold over you if you try to escape again. Letting you know you have no chance of making a new life for yourself, a life away from them ever again.

They love to continue mocking you long after the ordeal. Suggesting you try and escape again. Maybe you'll make it a little further this time! Taking great joy in ridiculing you for ever thinking you could run, treating your life and freedom as though it's all just some game to them.

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maybanksbabe · 8 months

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sub ghostface rafe breaking into r’s house in the middle of the night, thinking she’s asleep, but as he walks in her room, he sees her sitting wide awake on her bed, with the tv on, painting her nails ect.

and when she looks up and sees him “oh, hi” she says

and he’s like “why aren’t you scared of me?”

and she rolls her eyes and says “scared of you? You should be scared of me. By the way, You didn’t think I didn’t see you watching me walking around naked while you were leaning against a tree with your cock in your hand right?”

and she just pushes him on her bed and you can continue the story 🤗

🦦.

She definitely makes him keep the mask on for a little bit whilst she's teasing him and getting him all hot under the collar, giving him no way to escape. Those muffled moans and whimpers from under the mask are too good to pass up 😵‍💫 she blows him, but doesn't let him finish, then she rides him and keeps edging him until he's begging, but she keeps teasing, saying she can't hear him and maybe that's when he takes the mask off/she takes it off for him and she keeps bouncing on his disk until he's begging and pleading with her to let him cum, just once

#🦦 anon #libra's rafe #ghostface!rafe #sub!rafe #rafe thots #libra speaks

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wheels-of-despair · 10 months

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first of all, HAPPY SIX MONTHS OF FIC WRITING!! (or at least of writing for BER; Billy, Eddie, Ralph).

second of all,

🦦 with Billiam

🐕‍🦺 with Billiam

(your choice <3)

You woke up in a Billy-less bed.

You worry whenever you wake up without him, but decide to try waiting it out. He's probably just in the bathroom. Where else would he be at 4:35 in the morning?

At 4:40, you can't stand it anymore.

You creep quietly out of the bedroom, wondering where he is and if he's okay.

You hear a sniffle and whip your head in the direction of the living room, picking up speed.

His back is to you. His phone is in front of him, casting a faint glow around him. If you weren't so worried, you might just stand there and admire him for a minute.

"Bill?"

He jumps and drops his phone on the floor.

You turn on a lamp as he grabs his phone, and approach him after he turns it off and puts it in his pocket.

"Are you okay, baby?" you ask quietly, sitting beside him. He'd been so focused on his phone, he'd neglected to wipe away the tears streaming down his red face.

You reach out and do it for him. His face grows even redder.

"What's the matter, Billy?"

"It's dumb," he sniffs, pulling his knees to his chest and crossing his arms over them.

"You can tell me anyway," you smile, trying to disguise your fear.

After a moment of watching a battle play out on his face, he sighs in defeat, and reaches into his pocket. You have no idea what to expect. What makes a grown man cry at 4 in the morning?

Otters.

Billy couldn't sleep, so he'd been watching videos of mama otters teaching baby otters how to swim.

Soon, you were curled up next to him on the couch as he showed you his favorites. A tear or two may have escaped your eyes as well. Those little things were just so darn cute.

wheels-of-despair's six-month fic-iversary emoji-bration

#six months of despair #writings of despair #billy knight x you #billy knight x reader

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the1975attheirverybest · 4 months

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just cause i'm always complaining abt my uni i thought this would be a fun anecdote: this week my uni lost a court case against their former employe and now has to pay a couple hundred thousand euros bc they simply didn't pay social security tax and salaries for him over years. the court case has been going since 2018 bc my uni has a building that they are using without a building permit. their former construction supervisor pointed that out and bc of that got fired so he reported that case to the local authority for building stuff. he also sued them in the field of employment law. he now finally won the process.

now the hilarious part: my uni teaches public law. so they teach construction and building law as well as employment law

u rlly can't make this shit up🦦

PLEASEEEE WHAT IN THE LUNACYYYYYY. if it weren’t for your last sentence I would have been like “cmon you’re fucking with me. You made this up to make me jump out of a window.” WHAT IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE IS THIS. I’m looking forward to your graduations more than I look forward to mine. May you escape this madness as soon as humanly possible

#🦦anon

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seakicker · 2 years

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Saw a tiktok vid where a mum/wife mentioned posting abt husbands drinking breast milk and how other mothers started following her cuz they felt seen, and then it cuts to sigmund freud’s name. And I went, “why does this look familiar…oh right, this reminds me of Juju, dear lady Seakicker. Hope she’s having a great day.’ - 🦦anon

KLGRLKGKLFDJG NOT SIGMUND FREUD... we can't ever escape him. any time i post anything relating to lactation or pregnancy kink i feel like he's looking over my shoulder and watching me post...

you're so sweet for thinking about me aaaaAAAA i love you!!! i hope you're having an amazing day as well!!!!!!!!!!!!

#and i have ur worldbuilding ask in drafts but ive been a little low on energy lately hehe #🦦 anon #chats #cw lactation

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orchidsangel · 3 months

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ro ml i have a confession. yk that terrible titans show? watched all four seasons for brenton thwaite’s nightwing and im getting so tempted to rewatch it pls stop me </3 but n e way this is my way of asking about your thoughts on it or if you’ve ever even seen it lol

-🦦

hellooooooo??? i can't in good conscience tell you not to rewatch a show bc i am a chronic show re-watcher, and that would make me a blazing hypocrite. so i say go for it.

eyeeeee have not seen it. no ma'am. i can't get past the bad wigs for the life of me, a bad wig makes me clutch my stomach and fall to the floor in tears, so it's just something i can't watch, i fear.

i did watch one or two episodes, but ehhh it wasn't doing it for me, not really a brenton thwaites truther, he doesn't do it for me either. he does have a crazy phat ass which is so ?? no man should have that much power. also, i didn't get to the part where jason was introduced, but that is #notmyjason.

anna diop as starfire is sooooooooooooooooooooooo truly stunning tho. that face card is insanity. she's so gorgeous. i lob lob lob her. she is the one pro, but i fear the cons outweigh her.

i think i just have a big problem with live-action adaptations of superhero stuff bc the actors never do it for me. it's why i don't fancast and why i have the battinson tag blocked. i've got a thing about real people. it's why i escape into fictional drawn and animated worlds, bc they're not real. if i wanted to see real people, i'd step outside.

the one exception is marvel tho, i've never read any marvel comics except for x-men (bc, and i've said this before but it's been a while, i looooooooooove x-men), so most marvel related things i exclusively associate with the actors. and also, bc marvel doesn't put out nearly as much animated content anymore, like when i was a kid, i religiously watched the animated marvel shows. hulk and the agents of smash!!! that was my shit. and the next avengers movie, legit had it on dvd. but as i got older, the live-action content just kept coming, and my brain displaced the animated stuff, so it is what it is.

tldr: no, i haven't watched it.

#☆ messages from friends ☆#☆ seated for real cinema ☆

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[ ✦ ] ─ ro ‣ 30↑ ‣ they / them ‣ biro ace [ ✦ ] ─ chronically-ill artist, 07th expansion enthusiast, alice hnkna kinnie, Weird Little Guy enjoyer, and oushirou’s spouse! [ ✦ ] ─ this is my nsft selfship blog. i'll focus mainly on my beloved personal chewtoy and golden retriever boyfriend oc 💕ren 💕 and his AU counterparts!! 🦦💖🐐 full f/o list below. [ ✦ ] ─ i also have many VN and otome game f/os -- vns are my special interest! feel free to chat with me about them ^^ [ ✦ ] ─ kinks / preference list, tags, f/o list, and DNI/BYF are all under the readmore. (i interact from @nocturne-of-illusions -- updated 19 april 2024)

credits: 1 / 2 / 3

──⌈ kinks & preferences ⌋──

💚 LOVE 💚 soft dom, hands, gloves, light bondage, orgasm control, edging, collars, toys, praise, body worship, breeding (NO pregnancy), voice, scent, panty sniffing, oral, light possessiveness, monsters, excessive cum, (purposeful) aphrodisiac, outercourse, cumming in pants, premature ejaculation 🔶 SQUICK 🔶 heavy bondage, degradation, injuries (causing OR receiving), blood (except for nosebleeds), breath play, flagellation, watersports, scat, anal, rimming, emeto 🛑 ABSOLUTE NO-GOES, DNI 🛑 raceplay, ageplay / ddlg / cgl / sexual agere, noncon/dubcon/etc, incest, misgendering / detrans ⚠️ CURRENT BLACKLIST SQUICK TAGS ⚠️ "#bondage -"

[ ✦ ] ─ please let me know if you need anything else tagged!! i'd be happy to add to the blacklist squick tags if needed. [ ✦ ] ─ if you see stuff on my squick list that you like, still feel free to follow -- these aren't moral stances, they're simply not my thing, and i won't yuck your yum!! if you like things in the no-go list though... don't even bother... just leave.

────⌈ tags ⌋────

📌 [ my posts. ] ; 🎨 [ 046 art. ] ⚙️️ [ 046 wips. ] ; 💭 [ my thoughts. ] ✏️️ [ my scenarios. ] ; ✨ [ oc lore. ] ⭐ [ canon lore. ] ; 💤 [ 046 dreams. ]

⎯⎯⎯⎯ [ ♡ ]⎯⎯⎯⎯

[ official. ] ; [ imagines. ] ; [ affirmations. ] ; [ aesthetic. ] [ fashion. ] ; [ memes. ] ; [ misc. ] [ music. ] ; [ videos. ] ; [ voice. ] ; [ img. ]

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[ asks. ] ; [ ask games. ] ; [ tags games. ] [ prompts. ] ; [ need to draw. ] [ other ppls ships. ] ; [ irl. ] [ resources. ] ; [ favs. ]

⎯⎯⎯⎯ [ ♡ ]⎯⎯⎯⎯

[ nsft. ] ; [ nsft ds. ] ; [ suggestive. ]

───⌈ top romantic ⌋───

🍄 [ lying on the blade of an emotion. ] - ♫ ¬ ren brunet (oc) ¬ referred to as doc!ren 🧃 [ who is in control. ] - ♫ ¬ ren brunet (oc, villain au) ¬ referred to as v!ren 🦦 [ can’t escape it. ] - ♫ ¬ ren brunet (oc, Just Some Guy™ au) ¬ referred to as r!ren 🐸 [ look ahead. ] - ♫ ¬ ren brunet (oc, poke.mon au) ¬ referred to as poke!ren

──⌈ primary romantic ⌋──

📷 [ phantom hearts. ] - ♫ ¬ shirogane oushirou (starry☆sky) 🦎 [ chasing starlight. ] - ♫ ¬ gray ringmarc (hnkna) ☣️ [ good in red. ] - ♫ ¬ mars (oc)

──⌈ secondary romantic ⌋──

🏹 [ purple eyes. ] - ♫ ¬ raven (tales of vesperia) 💣 [ lost in your charm. ] - ♫ ¬ sirius (starry☆sky, polestar au)

──⌈ self insert & misc ⌋──

🐐 [ been up all night. ] - ♫ ¬ ro (self-insert) 🦔 [ used to be easy. ] - ♫ ¬ ro (self-insert, pokemon au) ❤️ [ all rom. ] ¬ all romantic f/os

──⌈ dormant romantic ⌋──

🐝 [ step on bug. ] - ♫ ¬ utsuro (jooubachi) ¬ no longer actively tagging 🤖 [ city of ghosts. ] - ♫ ¬ nika (oc) ¬ no longer actively tagging

───⌈ do not interact ⌋───

[ ✦ ] ─ NO minors, period. [ ✦ ] ─ this is not a roleplay blog -- do not solicit me for nsft DMs. this is simply a space for me to be horny over fictional characters. [ ✦ ] ─ i'm a staunch lgbtqia+ inclusionist. yes, including mspec lesbians. yes, including xenogenders. zionism and antisemitism both not welcome here. [ ✦ ] ─ i dislike the fetishization of CSA, incest, abuse, assault, etc. difficult subjects should exist in fiction, but i'm uncomfortable with them being sensationalized and sexualized. i'm also against real person fiction. [ ✦ ] ─ villain f/os are loved and appreciated here, but violently bigoted or fascist f/os will get you blocked. if you have to write an essay to find a loophole out of this... just assume i'll block you anyway. [ ✦ ] ─ i block liberally, and if you need to block me -- even if we're mutuals -- no hard feelings. curate your online experience. peace and love on planet earth.

──⌈ before you follow ⌋──

[ ✦ ] ─ DO NOT selfship with my ocs; they're very personal to me. if we aren't mutuals, please keep comments platonic. [ ✦ ] ─ i'm cool with sharing canon characters, but i'll respect if you don't want to share. if i gain a shared f/o and you're non-sharing, we can block each others' f/o tags, or you can unfollow (i won't be offended -- i'll understand why you did). [ ✦ ] ─ if i have non-sharing friends who share the same f/o, it's their responsibility to block each other and any tags, not mine. it's unfair to demand friends drop / not make new friends because of potential f/o overlap. [ ✦ ] ─ i tag general triggers as "#trigger -", and i tag the series "#pokemon -" and "#umineko -" / "#umineko spoilers -". if you need me to tag anything else, let me know!

───⌈ for your info ⌋───

[ ✦ ] ─ i observe reblog / ask game courtesy and appreciate it in return! i don't do chain reblogs or chain mail, but if you tag / send one to me, i appreciate the thought all the same!! 💗 [ ✦ ] ─ chronic illness makes me slow to reply. i'm not ignoring you; i just need time to put my thoughts together. and when i have flare-ups, i'll draft things and read / reblog them once i've recovered. [ ✦ ] ─ i also don't follow-back often due to low social battery. i appreciate seeing you in my notifs, though, and i love reading any tags on your reblogs!! 💖

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