Yandere Justice League/ Talia Al Ghul and Bruceโs other exes:๐ถ๐๐๐๐
Bruceโs Sibling in a beautiful dress/suit and blushing a little
Yandere Justice League/Talia Al Ghul and Bruceโs other exes: ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐๐
Yandere platonic Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian and Barbara: Our Aunt/Uncle is perfect ๐คฉ
*Bruce looking like the handsome and charming bachelor that he is getting ready to head out to a gala*
Yan!Justice League/Bruceโs Yan!Exes: ๐๐๐๐ซค๐ซค๐ซค๐๐๐๐๐๐Been there, done that. Same old, same old.
*Bruceโs sibling!Reader clumsily wandering in barely coherent (obviously just woke up), hair messy and wearing the most adorable bat pajamas*
Yan!Justice League/Bruceโs Yan!Exes: YASSS!!! The most beautiful of the beautiful!! The handsomest of the handsome!! Above and beyond the meaning of perfection!!!๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คค๐คค๐คค *barrage of cameras flashing*
Yan!Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Stephanie, Cass, Duke: Thatโs our aunt/uncle!! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐโบ๏ธโบ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป *proceeds to take their own pics to pass around and trade later like collecting baseball cards*
Yan!brother!Bruce: *totally the one taking most of the pics of the Reader* So precious. Must be protected at all costs๐ฅน๐ฅฐ
(Damn weโre already at part 3??๐ญ๐ซถ๐ป anyway thank you so much for the all love and support๐ฅบ๐ฅณ๐ฅฐ)
Back to ๐๐ป my materialist ๐๏ธ๐ซฆ๐๏ธ.
a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so donโt take any of them to heart๐ฅณ.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing letโs get on with it๐ซถ๐ป๐ฅฐ
๐ ๐๐ธ: No one:
Pisces Placements in every single picture: ๐โ๐ป
(Always pouting their asses away like a lil fish ๐ bwhahaha๐ญ๐ makes sense because their astrological symbol is literally a fish ๐ฃ)
๐๐ฉโ๐ฆ: The house where your moon sits in could show where your mom guided you the most.๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ
Eg. Moon in the 1st house could mean your momma played an important role in moulding your personality. With this placement you learn a lot from your mom and you could also look very similar to your momma!๐๐. Moon in the 11th house could mean your momma taught you how to work with technology ๐ป or how to make friends ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ซ.
If moon is negatively aspected the results might vary and instead of encouraging you, your momma might criticise you in relation to the house your moon is placed in and the themes revolving around that house.๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐ฅฒ
โ๏ธ๐จโ๐ง: Same goes for the sun and your dad. The sun in a certain house could highlight where your dad played the most importance in your life.
Eg. Sun in the 2nd house could mean your dad helped you out with financial matters๐ธ, buying you a lot of gifts ๐๐ฅบ or even teaching you how to draw/paint/colour๐จโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐จ. Sun in the 10th house could indicate your dad having a huge role in choosing your career path. Or on the advice of your dad you pick your career.๐ช๐ป๐ผ But ofc if the sun is negatively aspected, it could take a whole 180.๐คธ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซ ๐ฌ
๐ซ๐ค๐ป: You will definitely share 2 or more placements with your family ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ. For egs. My mom and I are Aries moons and my dad and brother are Aquarius moons.
๐ฎ๐งฟ: Planets in the 12th house could show what you subconsciously hide from the world๐ซฃ๐ต๐ป.
Eg. Moon in the 12th house could hide their emotions from the world because they could feel people might look down on them or judge them.
Mercury in the 12th house could indicate being shy with your words. Having a lot to say but saying nothing kinda beat yk?๐คซ๐๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐๐ป๐๐: Gemini Lilith/ Chiron could have felt insecure about their fingers or hands in general.๐ฅฒ๐ซค๐๐ป!! DO NOT FEEL BAD, yโall have gorgeous HANDS AND FINGERS AND DONโT LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE ๐คบ.
๐คฉ๐ธ๐๏ธ๐ : The house where venus is placed could indicate what you like taking pictures of ๐คณ๐ป๐ธ๐๏ธ.
Eg. Venus in the first house LOVE taking selfies๐ฅต do I blame yโall tho?? SUCH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ISTG. Venus in the sixth house could indicate taking A LOT of pictures of your pets๐ธ๐๐ฆฎ. Their gallery would definitely be filled with pictures of their pets!! LIKE WHY DO YOU HAVE 500+ pictures of your cat sleeping??๐๐คจ
๐ฅต๐คค: Okay but like what is it about Capricorn placements and being so damn fine??? The way the carry themselves, the way they speak, their determination and dedication UGH. They get me weak in my knees frfr๐๐๐ฉ
๐ซถ๐ป๐ค๐ณ๐บ: Earth Venus individuals could literally give their lovers the โprincess treatmentโ๐๏ธ๐ฌ๐ต๐๐. Showering them with gifts, acts of services, words of affirmations. Literally the most thoughtful and considerate lovers๐ฅฐ๐คฉ. This could also very much be applicable to Water Venus peeps๐ซถ๐ป.
๐๐ณ: Scorpio placements lowkey like it when their partner acts possessive or protective over them and even more if itโs outwardly expressed (not in a toxic way ofc). Their partner could say โYOU ARE MINE AND ONLY MINE YK THAT RIGHT?โ๐ค๐ฉ and on the outside theyโd be like : yeah cool ik that haha ๐๐๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธbut on the inside theyโre like : hell yeah๐ณ๐ฅต๐๐คฉ๐คฏ๐๐ฉ. Donโt deny it yโall, I SEE YOU ๐๐ซต๐ป
Okay thatโs all for today luvs๐ฅฐ๐ซถ๐ป
(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)
Hey all you โจ ACE-STOUNDING ๐ SLUTS๐ฅต!! You know what ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธTODAY ๐is?? It's Ace๐ค๐๐ค VISIBILITY ๐๏ธ๐๏ธday and I SEE๐ all you WILD FREAKS ๐ฆโsaying๐ NO๐คข to pleasures ๐๐ป๐๐ปof the FLESH๐๐๐ฎ!! My ANACONDA ๐don't want NONE ๐ซ๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ! So put on your๐ถ๐ dancing shoes ๐ and get ready to go๐โโ๏ธ๐จout to get GARLIC๐คค BRED ๐ 2night. Because the only ones getting๐๐ค๐ป LUCKY ๐ are those HORNY๐ FICTIONAL ๐ HOES ๐ ๐ฉ and the best thing ๐ฅต STUFFED is PIZZA ๐ซฃ๐!! Send this to all your AYYYSEXUAL ๐ ๐ป BADDIES ๐ to show them you're perceiving๐๏ธ๐๏ธ and NOT๐ฏ๐ YANKING ๐your THROBBING ๐ฅดDEMIโ according to their ๐ฆ BOUNDARIES ๐ง. If you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a nasty๐คญ little cake ๐ฐ๐ง whore!! If you get ๐ back ๐ you're keeping your ๐๐ pants ON and not๐ซก invaded ๐ฝ๐ธ for carnal experiments ๐ฉโ๐ฌ.๐คฏ If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're getting tucked IN ๐ค SNUG ๐๐ฟ๐บas a MOTHAFUCKIN BUG๐ชฒ and get to ๐คฉ STAB โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธthe last BITCH๐ถ who asked if ๐you're a robot๐ค or ever "tried" to "see if you're sure"!!! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
I need a Vince Everett to pull me in a pool, teach me to swim and then kiss me in the wettest way possible!!! ๐ต๐๐คฉ๐คฏ๐จ๐คค๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฅต๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คช๐ฅฒ
I just watched Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom๐คฉ. I mean...Arthur, please give your wittle brothah to me!!! ๐ฅฐ After Namor, another fish boy has been added to the list of 'my panty rippers'๐ค. I don't know why I forgot him so soon after Aquaman 1. ๐ญ
Maybe a little SPOILER ahead!!! ๐
And it's so cute that he is a redeemed goodie boy now and at the end, he is set free and staying low (while eating cockroach stuffed cheeseburger๐คซ) and you know what? This opens a gate for all the fanfic writers to come up with some really "innocent" ๐stories about this hot-blondie-fish dude. So, please tag me if you are up for some naughty little adventures with Orm. ๐๐
I was giggling and smiling like an idiot everytime this Atlantic hottie showed up on the screen๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐คค๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅต. I was laughing when I saw his Naruto run๐ in that forest and then how Arthur had to tell him to run properly. ๐๐
I loved the funny sibling tension and how Arthur was all cool about it๐ฅน while Orm was being that little grumpy brother๐ค. *sighs* Typical younger sibling who reminded me of Loki. ๐ฅบ
Okay, I'll come back some other time to release some build up heat about this fishy pants. Now, bye!!
*jumps into the ocean to find a pessimistic hot fish boi*๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ