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ok I’m convinced ari aster is like some sort of sexual predator or apologist
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wheely time has the most out of pocket romantic scenarios I've ever seen in my life. what if I told you the main character (redhead, savior/chosen one/jesus figure) had three girlfriends (all also redheads, not polyamory but strictly polygamy) and one of them is a 17 year old girl he shares a half brother with
#incest m#just in case? but i#it's not treated like that in the narrative but like...dude didn;t have to write it like this#they don't have any blood relation but again they share a half brother#he met her like twice and them impregnated her with twins#his other gf apparently had QUADRUPLETS#because...his seed is so powerful.. or something its that kind of book#🤢🤢🤮🤮#and the girls get along fine but they aren't friends they're like#we have to Bond together as Sisters its so weird#bc RJ doesn't conceptualize anyone as having friendships but esp women#the teenager is such an asshole and I blame the writer she's so obnoxious and she's also obsessed with bonding the mc to her against her wi#again his will* so she can own him or have sex with him whenever she wants or something its sooo nasty#there are two other main guys one of them is a wolfman who's a collasal dick and marries a similarly obnoxious and immature hieress#and the third one is the actual best character in the entire series my beloved who is constantly punished by the writing#for not being masculine enough and marries a literal fascist dictator of a slaving empire#its such a fucking garbage fire#he has really cool powers too. like luck powers. lost an eye...odin parallels...a big gambling boy#man he didn't deserve that#like of all the relationships theirs was probably the best written she was just horrible#and not even getting into the way SA is treated as a joke when it happens to him bc hes a male character#I didn't realize how horrifying it was when I was younger#the other main romance is between a f50 yr old man and a 25 yr old woman and another teenager and an awful annoying dude 🙄#anyway if you want to get angry about a bloated and militaristic 30 year book series written by what appears to be a confederate apologist#check out everybody hates rand#cor.txt
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Look at this Stepford Wife
#and her fucking gross fake smile#🤢🤢🤮🤮#and she's running for congress...another gop fascist to add to the clown car
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Old men thinking they can flirt with me 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
#i immediately shut this nasty old man down#ew what gives them the audacity to talk to women half their age#🤢🤢🤮🤮#txt: personal
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Do you ever start reading smut and then the line "she wasn't wearing any panties" hits and suddenly I'm Sahara desert.
#LIKE EWWW#THAT IS SO UNHYGIENIC#WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE FIND THAT SEXY#mmmh yes the bacteria is entering me real nice 👍#🤢🤢🤮🤮#disgusting.#in my heart i am a hater and I'm hating on this#especially if the character is wearing pants#????#THE FRICTION MAKES ME CRINGE#🗯️.rebels rebellious yells#fanfic#fanfiction
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MAGA Mike, the least vetted Speaker of the House ever.
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The way half the main characters in the cruel prince were at some point attracted to Jude is wild but SO girlboss of her. Like Locke had actual feelings for her, Valerian was lusting over her, I suspect that The Ghost did too for a time, and I don’t even need to say Cardan who was actually disgusted by how often he thought of her back when they had the enemies thing going on. Like no wonder she pissed them off, my girl Jude was KILLING it
#does it justify the shit they gave her most definitely not#but damn jude the POWER you have.#even if she wasn’t aware of it at the time she was powerful#i love her#i will always defend this woman idc 😭😭😭#jude duarte#tfota#the cruel prince#tcp#locke#🤢#valerian#🤮#the ghost#😶🌫️#cardan#😏
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Twisted wonderland Overblot gang with a Goth S/O
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X reader, reader is yuu, reader is goth, GN reader
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Riddle Rosehearts
・Screamed when you first met
・not really but he DID stare a lot
・like 😟
・when you first met he got onto you a lot about the dress code, but as time went on he got more lenient
・when dating he learned to love it
・your nickname would go from sweetie to bat
・just keep up with your grades and he won't say much
・not even gonna TOUCH the music portion
"You look like you just got back from Dracula's Funeral"
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Leona Kingscholar
・yeah he's one of them that say "I wanna goth gf" but ACTUALLY mean goth
・when you first met bro was starstruck
・his contempt went down a little, but not much he's still mean 😡
・don't even THINK about asking him to help with makeup or any of the sorts
・too lazy
・will definitely buy the supplies tho
・drag him shopping, hell get something for himself and make you show him everything
・listens to the bands you like, pretends he doesn't like them but he legit does
"This band sucks... No you didn't find this in my playlist WDYM"
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Azul Ashengrotto
・How bout you sign right here and hell supply everything 🥰
・it was a contract you love him forever
・honestly depends on what type of goth you are hell either love it or not care as much
・for example loves victorian goth, but trad goth not worth much
・hell never insult your style tho
・he applauds you for having the confidence to dress like that
・the music he's not too fond of, but he doesn't care if you play it or listen to it, he'd probably favor mor popular bands like the cure
"No I don't want to listen to Scarey Bitches, get back to work"
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Jamil Viper
・"same tbh"
・he would totally go all out goth if he could
・but alas he has a reputation to uphold with Kalim and all
・loves the music but it more of a fan of gothic lit
・specifically ghost stories
・knows how to do the makeup so you both could do eachothers
・any piercings? He's in love, I hc he has snake bites so if you have any, or get any, you could match
"Sup my acid bath princess of darkness"
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Vil Schoenheit
・well at least you put effort into your appearance
・jk he would love you anyway
・but he would prefer you tone it down a little
・not to be mean but like everyone on this list he has a reputation to uphold, he just cares about it more
・wants to know how to do the makeup tho, so please teach him
・he loves the lit and surprisingly he likes the music
" I am fine with the white base, however did you HAVE to add that poofy hair"
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Idia Shroud
・you're the goth to his emo 🥰
・show him the music, he loves it, will show you emo music in turn
・dress eachother up as eachothets styles, it's a nice change of pace for him
・not a fan of goth lit, he doesn't read except for fanfics soooo
・helps you order your stuff online, won't go out in public even to a goth store
"Omg how much robux did that outfit cost"
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Malleus Draconia
・bro know what Gothic lit is but didn't know there was a style and music style behind it
・"wow we have similar ways of clothing ourselves"
・honestly not much to say abt him
・he knows were poor so hell supply us
・hell listen to anything you tell him abt
・listens to any goth music you give him RELIGIOUSLY
・he loves Gothic architecture and Gothic comes from that sooo
"Wow we both look like we crawled out of a tomb!"
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YAAAY 2nd post (^o^) how did I do this time?!
#twistedwonderlandxreader#twisted wonderland#twistedwonderland#riddleroseheartsxreader#riddle rosehearts#leonakingscholarxreader#leona kingscholar#azul ashengrotto#azul ashengrotto x reader#jamil viper#jamil viper x reader#vil schoenheit#vil schoenheit x reader#idia shroud#idia shroud x reader#malleus draconia#malleus draconia x reader#longblackbootsmadeofsatinandlace😍😟🥰#HALFATONOFMAKEUPONYOURFACE🥰🥰🥰🤢🤢🤮
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something something about the cultural porn brain rot language that always makes sex out to be something that's done TO a woman and not WITH. "I tapped that" "I smashed still" "I hit that" "beat it up" it's all so aggressive and always as something that's done to her or that she "let's you do to her" instead of a mutual act
#someone reblog this and put it into better words than i can....#so gross#immediate ick#🤢🤮#ik this is random but i keep noticing it more and more and it bugs me
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futabaaaaa
#persona 5#futaba sakura#megami tensei#art#atlus#digital art#fanart#procreate#oc#illustration#my art#artists on tumblr#shes just like me fr#i wanna finish persona 5 but i canceled my gamepass subscription😭😭😭#“but elle you can just renew the subscription”#yeah but that costs money🤢🤮
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saw horrible things horrible words in the tags tonight my friends
#MY GUY I AM SO TIRED TTOOTOTOTOTT#and when they are canonically like 16 too 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#And when they're called some other characters parents just because they're like a year older and the ship is popular 🤢🤮#like I get it because I went through hc ing this shit when I was younger but man I can't stand it
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The homophobia leaving Otto's body when he needs to appeal to Rhaenyra's feelings for Alicent
#otto to alicent: childhood companion🤢🤮😒#otto to rhaenyra: remember when you were alicent's childhood companion😍🥰😇#otto hightower#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenicent#house of the dragon#hotd
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My Fallout show "hot take" is that it is just as fandom brained to force a "father-daughter" relationship onto the Ghoul and Lucy as it is to ship them.
in both cases you are boxing a very interesting pair of characters into predetermined fandom tropes. You are not better because your box doesn't have them fuck nasty!
Dont get me wrong, go off! Enjoy it as a father-daughter duo! But do not be rude towards people who see two adult characters with a messy dynamic and ship them.
At the end of the day, theres very little in the actual text to imply either right now. Hell, I just saw two posts, back to back, describe the same scene in the exact same way up until the final paragraph, where one said "And thats why he's her dad!" and the other said "And thats why they're in love!".
Don't be an asshole and don't couch personal dislike in faux moralising. We are talking about a woman who casually fucked hooked-up with her cousin and a 200 year old zombie vagabond. Its not that deep.
#like i dont ship them! i see it but i dont ship then personally!#but this faux moralistic 'but theyre father & daughter 🤢🤮' shit rings incredibly hollow. just block tags and dont attack people#imo theres more interactions that read as shipping fodder than there are 'father-daughter' moments (mostly cause lucy is a grown ass woman)#but id argue thats mostly because both are very hot ADULT characters with good screen chemistry rather than any actual written intent#like be fr besties be so frrrr right now#fallout#fallout prime#lucy maclean#cooper howard#fandom shipping shit#hope i dont regret writing this its just been buggin me#fallout series#fallout show#fallout tv
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“alfred is the only one that respects jason” alfred is canonically jason’s biggest hater
#ill accept that jason likes alfred but i draw the line at alfred liking jason#peepaw has so much beef with him its insane#all his narration in utrh is 'when he was 12 years old he was evil and terrible so im not surprised hes even worse now'#then that line in bg2008 where hes like 'poor cass doesnt have any pictures on the wall 🥺 even j🤢 ja🤢 jason🤮 has pictures'
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Gays wake up new slogan just dropped 🧀😳⭐️🏳️⚧️🔪🫨
#meme#rat#rat meme#funny#ratblr#me doing suspicious activity like posting on tumblr or being a rat#😅⭐️🐭😳🐀🤢🤮😳
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