hey. it’s okay, you’re okay. 1 tablespoon flour and almond milk, a half a tablespoon of stevia, cocoa powder, and baking powder, a tiny amount of vanilla extract, and an equally tiny amount of black coffee stirred in a short mug, microwaved for one minute, and it’s all around 50 cals. yeah. things will get better, I promise.

me getting ready to nom nom some gooch cooch

also how are you guys doingggg ♡ still on writing hiatus but thought i'd say hi at least

Venti giving you an ass massage?!

Warning! mentions of seggzy time.

Venti was a very direct person, so when he asked you about the ass massage, he did it right away and he wasted no time for unnecessary talking. You agreed because he saw your butt more times than he visited the tavern, and it was a challenge to achieve it because well, he likes to drink.

"Take off your clothes windblume" He asks and you did as you were told.

When you finally took off all your unnecessary clothing, he asked you to get comfortable on the bed.

You heard a soft exhale, you knew that he likes how your body looks from the back, and he definetly likes to admire all of your rounds.

"I'd lie if i told you I'm not holding myself, I think I'm getting hard again" he giggled, you knew he was joking, because he was that type of guy thats not going to be hard until you start with the initiative. You could literally walk around the house naked and he would rather kiss and cuddle you than fuck you and you appreciated that, it's not that you don't like making love with him, you do, but you know what I mean.

He started by rubbing cecilia scented oil all over your ass, it felt weird at first but eventually you got used to it and it started to feel really nice, he was really gentle.

When he was done with spreading the oil, he started to focus on lower half of your ass, he squeezed, pinched and rubbed it and you were in heaven, slow and quiet moans started to escape through your open mouth.

After around ten minutes he stopped and asked you to turn around so he can hug you, thats when you realised, he was naked too all along, and that he was really hard.

Maybe you shouldn't have moaned that much.

But, you didn't care, you just kissed him while cupping his chubby cheeks in your palms, you like the feeling of squish when you hold them.

He mumbled something into your mouth, but kissed you back anyways, he had a soft spot for you and your kisses.

After a little while you moved away a little and then hugged him tight, he didn't know what to do at first but soon he hugged you back and pulled you both onto the bed, you cuddled until you both fell asleep happy.

You still had an oily butt tho.

bittersweet in 50 minutes!! :3

@multiversalentities continued from here x

"I'm here to stay with Sefa, who is literally the Tribal chief heir, which means I'm here to do what he says." Alipate told Trinity.

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thinking so hard about how farah struggles to show appreciation and love for those who help her . .

Um mero expectador, é assim que o filho de Hades se sente na maior parte do tempo em Tremerra. Naquele evento não poderia ser diferente. A figura esguia e sombria caminha pelo jardim, mantendo-se à margem da agitação dos outros aluno. Ele não se sente parte daquilo. A barra das vestes desliza pela grama enquanto o véu negro que o cobre farfalha com a brisa, os olhos vagueiam junto com seus pés entre as tendas dispostas. O brilho das lanternas o fazem ergue o olhar em direção ao céu noturno, é nesse momento que a figura sombreada de Belphegor se faz notar. A sombra de um sorriso desponta no canto dos lábios, o dragão estava tão entediado quanto ele. Se comunicou com a criatura através do intrigante vínculo que possuíam. Se afastou ainda mais do centro festivo do jardim, deslocando-se até o limite entre a academia e a floresta. Com uma calma calculada retirou o chapéu junto com o véu e o pousou sobre uma pedra. A atividade a seguir começou como uma forma de passar o tempo e se perdeu no contar dos minutos. Chamas azuis dançavam no céu enquanto o dragão sombrio mergulhava por entre os padrões mágicos das chamas. Descendente e dragão se divertindo à sua maneira.

Belphegor foi o primeiro a perceber uma presença, por causa do vínculo Beli acabou sendo alertado também. Algumas chamas azuis ainda brilhavam no céu quando se virou, os olhos estreitos em fendas, buscando o intruso. "É muita coragem se aproximar sorrateiro desse jeito..." Sibilou em tom cruel, aguardando que @cachorrao se revelasse ou fosse embora de vez.

pov ur trying to write a confession scene but you keep putting off the actual confession because ew

Words can’t explain how much I hate going through any b!nge related tag just to find posts by people with @na beating themselves up for having, what, 400 c@ls in a day. Like, your feelings are valid and all, but I really can’t keep feeling like I’m the Only One Ever with an honest to god BED. It’s just getting embarrassing for myself

Mfw i leave one comment on a video appreciating that the usually joke-y kinda commentary guy spoke respectfully about a murder victim whose death photos got circulated as a meme and someone replied ''well, im not defending what he did, but she was playing with the poor guy's feelings, there were no innocent ppl in this case'' and i had to hold back and just replied with ''idk man, its kinda weird to go instantly into victim blaming when you hear about a case like this bc she kissed another guy'' instead of replying with what i wanted to say which was ''interesting take. i think you should be skinned alive''

god, i love uma

@rvbelhearts continued from here (Randy/Bayley)

[TEXT: Pamela]: Well fortunately, it won't be. Are you good with bad horror movies?

[TEXT: Pamela]: I guessed.

[TEXT: Pamela]: I guess I can cheat on my diet for today, chocolate would nice.

ooc;; if you ever have questions about book canon or want to build a pjo verse please hmu!!!

his tattoos are really all in just the most painful places possible huh

i’d love to hear your thoughts on it!!! cause it literally broke me ☹️

—italianstalionfan69

tw: suicide/killing

oh my god i just watched it :( and i remember watching it years ago but i never understood it until now :(

it's so sad, i feel for her a little. i know she was killing these men who were horrible people and she shouldn't have but :// she just wanted a father figure who was going to stay with her until the very end :(

and she killed herself at the end of it. and the aaron held her hand, his head bowed when her body slumped. she finally got what she craved, even if it was for a few seconds.

but side track, the whore bit made me giggle LMAO my poor man, all confused and lost. he looked so hot in this episode 😵‍💫😮‍💨

but i also secretly need him to rent out a big penthouse purely for fun and to do every filthy unimaginable thing under the sun 🤭