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#‘just another sucker.’ (Promo.)
nabbing-bad-habits · 4 months
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Obligatory tag dump post.
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antiromanticbaby · 8 months
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♡ 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 - 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 ♡
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♡ .❝ 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫, ❞
𝗘𝗡𝗩𝗬 /ˈɛnvi/ ♡ ┊ a feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else's possessions, qualities, or luck. ♡ ┊ desire to have a quality, possession, or other desirable thing belonging to (someone else).
♡ .❝ 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬. ❞
Yandere Leviathan; who didn't seem half as dangerous as his brothers, but oh goodness he knew his way around words. Lucifer was the manipulator, and Leviathan is the best at gaslighting.
Yandere Leviathan; who is a sucker for attention, all while hating it. But if that attention is from you, how can he resist? Levi is like a snake, he can be very cunning and manipulative at times. Acting innocent? Granted. Sneaking around? Yes. No one disturbs him in his room, no one knows what goes on with him, and most of all, many just see him as a Ruri-chan obsessed freak. This gives him enough space to plant his plans.
Yandere Leviathan; who can't express his affection with tender touches and sugar coated words. Though... he can do it by isolating you and spending time with you all the time. Doesn't it sound fun? You'll probably end up with online classes and TSL marathons instead of actually studying! It must sound like a dream come true, no matter what.
Yandere Leviathan; who is always jealous, no matter what. He's the avatar of envy for a reason. Even if he doesn't know or acknowledge it, everyone have noticed him glaring at the poor demons daring to talk to you or breath in your way.
Yandere Leviathan; who allows you to go as far as befriending Lotan and taking care of Henry. You're his Henry too, on a whole another level and scale. Of course he would want his only companions seeing his beeloved.
Yandere Leviathan; who takes pictures of you without you even noticing. And even if you do, he's quick to make excuses. You would believe him, wouldn't you? Because there's no reason to get suspicious over his stuttering.
Yandere Leviathan; who easily hacks through all of your devices and goes unnoticed by Lord Diavolo. Lucifer might find out, but he would never question Levi. No one would ever disturb him, because they fear him more than they let on.
Yandere Leviathan; who will call you a 'normie' and shut you out of his room, because anytime he sees you, his fantasies get even wilder than other times. He does think of you when you're not around, 24/7, all the time, but when you are near, those thoughts go skyrocket. And as much as he wants you, he doesn't want to hurt you or make you sad.
Yandere Leviathan; who doesn't want to hurt you (as stated above) but will hurt anyone who look your way, who dare look at you and breath in your scent. And sometimes, if you annoy him a lot and make him too jealous, he'll go feral. And in that moment, he wouldn't mind hurting you, showing you that you're only his, and then justifying his actions in a way that you'll crave him more and more.
Yandere Leviathan; who is quick to clean up. The third born hates messes, or just getting dirty. So before you know it, your friends will disappear from your sight. Before you know it, you're left alone. And before you know it, the only option left is him.
♡ .❝ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ❞
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Obey Me Yandere headcanons: [Lucifer] [Mammon] [Leviathan (You're here)][Asmodeus] [wip] Shameless self promo: Find out who your yandere lover from Obey Me is in this quiz <3
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spirkme915 · 11 months
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more spirk fics i've read recently and loved
The Promised Land by gunstreet @gunstreet (TOS) - buckle in and get ready for chapters and chapters of p-a-i-n. it's divorce era spirk (pre-TMP) and it hurts oh so good. have a desperate need to find out what spock was thinking when he chose kolinahr? you will wonder no more. also, there's sex. a lot of it and beautifully done. all around perfection
The Accidental Matchmaker by notboldly (AOS) - it's valentine's day on the enterprise and spock receives an unexpected note. this had me muttering "oh spock" (affectionate) under my breath as i read
emotionally compromised by thesorrowoflizards (AOS) - an extremely thoughtful and poignant rewrite of the bridge scene in the 2009 movie. gen not slash, but who needs sex when you get the vulnerability of tos spock in aos spock?
Between Me and You by Solid_Medical_Advice (TOS) - ONE BED! need i say more? well, i will anyway. this fic has a touch of angst but it's mostly fluff and feelings and is terribly soothing
home by Sir_Bedevere (TOS) - am i sucker for everything OMS? yes, yes i am. have another entry into the old married space husbands being adorably old and married (with a cat!)
Injury by iyokou (AOS) - F1 AND STAR TREK??? i love it when my fandoms collide. AND IT'S EXPLICIT HURT COMFORT??? *eternal sigh of happiness*
The Other Uniform by Bibarian (AOS) - jim wears an alternate uniform, spock loses his shit. spock & uhura bffs. then sex. how can you go wrong?
The way that we love at night (gave me life) by phlebotinxm (AOS) - obligatory PWP entry for this list and this one is established relationship so it's a completely different kind of good
(This and Every) Morning After by Solid_Medical_Advice (TOS/AOS) - are they friends with benefits? is it unrequited love? you probably already know those answers but this fic is still fun as hell to read. also, CONFIDENT SPOCK. i am here for all confident spock
Sweet dreams (of course I love you) by decidedlynotheterosexual @decidedly-not-heterosexual (TOS) - fluff, ALL fluff. need a happy read? this is it
and, for once, i don't have any non-spirk fics to rec, but there are two entries in the "aliens made them do it" trope for this list:
Lead Us to Our Own Bliss by gunstreet (TOS) - i'm hesitant to read this trope because it often involves non-con, but @gunstreet handled it perfectly. this fic definitely has voyeurism, but it's more about their awakening of their feelings for each other
Red Matter: Scents, Starfleet, and Kurage Sushi by CampySpaceSlime (TOS) - this was so. damn. creative. omg. unlike anything i could've expected and just as weird and alien as space should be
(you can find previous recs under fic rec and/or spirk fic recs)
reminder - please do send me recs and feel free to self-promo!
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myyoungroyalsblog · 11 months
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Red, White and Royal Blue fic rec part 2 (part 1)
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*Note: I have a lot of unfinished fics in my subscriptions but since there are over 120+ fics there from other fandoms too I won’t be able to add those, when they are finished I’ll do another post in the future!
*Also couldn't find some of these writers here on tumblr, if you know tell me and I’ll add their @ beside it!
MULTI-CHAPTER
Things I Cannot Accept
18 chapters, 69.703 words
By @sprigsofviolets AU where Ellen lost the election in 2016 and Henry and Alex reconnect in 2019. Super cute and interesting story, with a lot of fluff and angst, amazingly written!
Captious (calculated to confuse, entrap or entangle in argument)
3 chapters, 14.256 words
Blind date AU... Well... Sort of... You'll know when you read it hehe but honestly so so sweet with a bit of angst but so much fluff!
My Only Wish (This Year)
7 chapters, 26.374 words
By @dracowillhearaboutthis AU where Henry marries a woman and has two daughters, set 10 years later and Alex and Henry reconnect, and maybe a romance blooms... Of course it does lol very cute kid fic (with a bit of angst too) but still lots of fluff!
Comfort Crowd
8 chapters, 12.098 words
To all the boys I've loved before AU, I don't like the film but since I'm such a sucker for these two of course I read it and got obsessed with it afajsgshsvsg
And they call it—
2 chapters, 10.148 words
By @clottedcreamfudge AU where Alex can talk to animals, so when Henry needs a dog sitter he goes to Alex, and he and David obviously talk about Henry. So funny and fluffy, guaranteed to make you smile!
(do i really have to tell you) how he brought me back to life?
7 chapters, 38.498 words
By @coffeecatsme High school AU where Henry gets kicked out by Mary and lives with Alex's family. A whole lot of angst and a whole lot of fluff, just a superb story!
I'm Taking A Ride With My Best Friend
23 chapters, 79.302 words
By @cultofsappho The Last of Us AU where Henry is immune and Alex helps him get to the fireflies in hopes to create a vaccine. If you've watched the tv show or played the game, you know how this goes lol could not recommend it enough, so much angsty but has fluffy moments too! And the writing is impeccable
i'd lie
6 chapters, 18.058 words
AU where Alex and June move to England with thier mum and have the Fox family as their neighbours, we see the super six throughout the years and how Henry lies might not work anymore... If you want angst, this is the fic for you
ONE SHOT
talk too much
3.307 words
By @lazybug16 Alex has his wisdom teeth removed and Henry takes care of him, just fluff fluff fluff, super adorable (yes self promo because I'm very proud of this fic, I love it)
I trace your constellations
13.498 words
Soulmates, coffee shops and demi Henry AU, just pure flirting and fluff, suuuuuuper cute read!
Never Truly Leave
2.443 words
By @clottedcreamfudge Catherine finds a letter that Arthur wrote... To Alex. We cry alongside Alex as he reads it; very emotional, it will make you cry, and fall in love with these characters all over again, could not recommend enough
you knew the entire time (you knew that i'm a mastermind)
8.239 words
By @coffeecatsme Uni and autistic Henry AU, we see Alex and Henry fall in love. Fluffy but also a bit of angst, you just want to protect Henry and tell him everything is going to be okay
starry eyes sparking up my darkest nights
16.367 words
By @coffeecatsme Hugh school AU where Arthur is also alive and becomes like a second father to Alex. Very very sweet with a bit if angst as well, you'll love it and might have a few happy tears towards the end
learning to love (without it having to hurt)
4.861 words
AU where they aren't famous and they are roommates. We see Henry figure out his asexuality and Alex be there for him, and them getting together of course :) very very sweet read!
The last letter
2.173 words
By @floatingaway4 They are in the afterlife, at peace. This weiter managed to combine angst and fluff at the exact same time and I don't know how they did it, it will make you ugly happy cry!
Fourty-Four Days
8.675 words
They are living in the Brownstone when Henry needs to go to europe for the shelters and Alex to California for a campaign, and they end up not seeing each other for 44 days, and it's too much. Angsty but then fluffy, it just hurts seeing them miss each other so so much
take me out, and take me home
11.837 words
Roommates AU and we see Alex get some feelings, only friendly feelings of course... Really cute story and ending!
i’d take the bomb in your head and disarm it
22.392 words
By @evanbuvkley roommates AU and friends to angsty friends to lovers afahsgsjshdj so much angst that you might cry but a bit of fluff too (happy ending don't worry) such an engaging story, very well executed
and I wrote down our song
6.072 words
AU where Alex is a musician and Henry isn't a prince and they meet at a bar where Alex is performing. Super cute and we see how they fall in love and grow and it's just full of joy!
Group therapy
3.243 words
By @stutteringpeach AU where Ellen is Henrys therapist and he is dating Alex and talks to Ellen about their relationship, without knowing that it's actually his boyfriends mum... They "meet" at a family cook out and its honestly hilarious lmao you will not stop laughing
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flaming-brown-witch · 3 months
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what is your favorite romione fics and what are the ones you’ve written you like the most 👀👀👀👀👀 finding fics on archive have been impossible and a girl is desperate 🌞
Oooh chileeee *rolls up sleeves*
Okay, so I'm listing my all-time favorites below (mostly on FFN since it's been YEARS since I've been plugged into this fandom).
As for my stuff *buries head* this ridiculous ass fic that I wrote when I was FOURTEEN is my main claim to fame (it's trash but also still kinda slaps?). BUT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A TON OF NEW STUFF. I have six fics coming out this month through the @romione-trope-fest (btw the best active Romione writers are participating in that fest, so you should definitely follow it if you haven't been already! Here's the AO3 collection for the fest.).
ALSO I saw that you are a Renaissance fan. I have one that's 50% done called "Virgo's Groove" and it takes place in the seventh book when Lupin announces Teddy's birth. I can share a snippet tomorrow if you'd like 🙂
Okay enough self promo lol. On to my recs!
Seven Simple Years by HalfASlug (FFN): Best Romione missing moments series ever. I think HalfASlug has the best Ron voice. Everything she's ever written for Romione is worth reading.
Moments by Armaysha (FFN): Another missing moments (I'm a sucker for those) that I feel kind of mixed about, even though it's still one of my favs. The writer has a different take on Romione than most of the fandom. It generally works IMO, but some of the choices she made I really didn't understand. But what she did well, she did really, really well.
I Must Not Tell Lies by TMBlue (FFN): I think this is the best one-shot of Romione's first fuck. TMBlue is GREAT at writing Ron and she's like the queen of Romione smut.
Six Foot of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown (FFN): This classic is HBP from Ron's perspective. Pinky Brown is another iconic Ron writer. You can't go wrong with anything she's written, but Biscuits (her missing moments series starting in Book 1) starts dragging in the last few chapters IMO.
Australia by MsBinns (FFN): Post-war series, arguably the greatest Romione fic of all time. To be totally honest, I didn't finish it because it does kind of drag. But I'm always meaning to get back into it. Just know that it's heavy.
Love Me Forever by Aloemilk (AO3/FFN): I JUST read this and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a post-war series that has a great mix of angst, trauma, and fluff (lighter than Australia). The slow burn from Romione's first kiss to a full-fledged adult relationship is perfect and the smut is SO GOOD. Reminds me of the time I stumbled upon porn that made me ugly cry (in a good way?)
Not single fics but thesecondself and realmer06 (both on FFN, although realmer06's next gen stuff is also on AO3) are my favorite one-shot writers.
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kariliah · 4 months
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Top 5 2023 lestappen fics?!! I finally have some free time and im looking for recs!! Ur blog is 11/10 btw
Thanks a lot!
Here you go, my Top 5 2023 Lestappen fics below the cut~
until i love myself by euphrasiefauchelevent
Rating: E Long story short: The FIA sets up the Winner's Room for Max, meaning he has to choose one driver to have sex with. He chooses Charles. Why I love it: I feel like a lot of Lestappen fic focuses on Charles' emotions, whereas this one does a wonderful job at capturing Max's inner turmoil. It portrays him as vulnurable, without making him weak.
Shut Up and Drive by xxcelientje
Rating: T Long story short: Lestappen are forced to go on a road trip together. Why I love it: It's the perfect fun summer story and Charles' lovable-annoying side comes out.
spit us out reborn by linearity
Rating: T Long story short: College AU with a lot of shared history. Why I love it: Through all the ups and downs, the invisible string that pulls them towards one another is always there.
Maximum Formula by charlescoded
Rating: T Long story short: Charles falls in love with podcast host 'Emilian', not knowing he is the boy he used to compete against in karting. Why I love it: There are stories that are simply insanely creative and a pure joy to read. This is one of them.
plausible deniability by cham0mileon
Rating: T Long story short: In which Lestappen are still figuring out their relationship, when a video of them together surfaces. Why I love it: I am a sucker for 'getting together' fics, and this one is just too sweet.
That's it for now. There are definitely a lot of great fics that I didn't include, so I want to sincerely thank everyone that is writing this ship.
Ending this with shameless self-promo~
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girlgerard · 1 year
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Hey! In one of your recent posts abt mcr's last show for this tour leg you mentioned that they're filming a documentary... do you have any more info on that? I'm such a sucker for that kind of behind-the-scenes content and another proper mcr docu will genuinely let me die happy
this is so weird because during the europe tour this was the Big Conspiracy that they were filming a documentary and we talked about it 24/7 ABDJSB but yes!! they’ve been professionally filming a good amount of the shows, particularly the bigger ones from the US leg, and they spent a solid few months interviewing a ton of fans! they also have a total media blackout on mcr right now probably 1. cause they hate interviews 2. to give them more creative room 3. to be able to tell their own stories.
we don’t know what they’re filming exactly, but we do know it’s far more than just a recorded show and a promo. so far those filming have been asked what they’re making (like back in may of 2022 lol) and they’ve vaguely responded with ‘documentary of fans’ and shit like that lol. but yes!! they’re filming something and we call it the doc!
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lover-of-mine · 2 months
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Hello, I hope im not bothering you, but I can't help and ask. I know you said you had thoughts and to wait the end of the season, but not gonna lie, I feel suckered punched. I tried not to have hope, but still after all the promos ( I know most of them weren't official, but still...) and I wanted to know your opinion/feeling about it all. Im also using this ask to tell you that your posts and tags make me smile a lot, so I also wanted to thank you for that it gave me company in this fandom even thought I dont dare and reach out except now...
Okay, darling, first of all, thank you, I'm happy I can be a positive presence in the fandom for you. Second, I'm gonna be as diplomatic as I can here. One, I think some reactions the fandom has don't need to reach the people they are about, and it is shitty to put an actor in that type of position, even more when not something he said. Second, I think Ryan proved why he was in pr jail, because, well, they are in damage control mode, because considering the way queerbaiting is leading people to believe there will be a romantic relationship when that was never the plan, and like it or not, the things Ryan said paired with the new things that have been said, could be read as queerbaiting. Please notice I said could. We are dealing with an ongoing story, so anything is a possibility. Buddie is in the middle. I think contextually they make sense together, but I also think that they wrote themselves into a corner. I made a whole post about that you can read all my thoughts here, but the short version is that the stakes are too high. They can't not know the potential love story they have on their hands, BUT the potential they have of being one of the best slowburns in television makes it that much harder to actually write that payoff if there wasn't a plan in place and they accidentally did that by playing off of Oliver and Ryan's chemistry. They did establish Buck and Eddie as family, and yes, their bond is stronger than one would expect of two best friends, but while I think it would be unsatisfying, leaning into the family angle without making it romantic will always be a possibility. One of the logistical problems with getting Buck and Eddie together is that, unlike bathena and madney, they work together, so you either need to get one of them out of the 118 or you need to acknowledge their relationship every episode they are both in, and that is complicated in a show with 7 main characters. There's also the issue that the foundation they have laid out for buddie doesn't really allow for them to use the usual tricks to keep slowburns interesting because most shows tend to have issues with slowburns once the tension is resolved, and the build-up with buddie is high. Whether the build-up was intentional or not, you can recontextualize the show to make it seem like this has been building, it's what allowed me to write 4k words on how Eddie has been in love with Buck since 2x04 just by playing with the perspective around them. And you can very easily do the same with Buck. That kind of expectation is not good since it's not the buddie show. The show is not only about Buck and Eddie, but to put buddie in situations as an established couple could make the show about them because, since they are always together, there will be an expectation around showing them being a couple all of the time that they might not know how to work with because there isn't really another television couple that would fit in their category. Even if we compare them to shows like castle, the mentalist, bones, the couple are the main characters, so it's okay if the couple is taking away from the rest of the show, and honestly, all 3 of those shows kinda tanked their own build-up for a while there. And Buck and Eddie literally have a legal document binding them together, for all intents and purposes they have a child together, and they are best friends, so there's this expectation around them if they ever get to be a couple that they will be a good couple. You can't have them fumbling around much in the way other slowburns do because they are solid. So there's also the issue of keeping them interesting because television writers don't like letting couples have peace.
Sure there are issues you can place on buddie to "spice things up" if they think they got boring resolving the tension, like playing with the sexuality angle, or the abandonment issues Buck, Eddie, and even Chris have, but they are not things you can really drag out. They work in the immediate aftermath of them getting together, but then they would have to get creative and they probably don't know how to get there. But why am I talking about the logistics of the couple in the big picture? Well, I think Ryan has been playing Eddie as at least a little bit in love with Buck the whole time he's been playing Eddie, my main argument for that is that he has the same reactions for Buck that he had for Shannon (post on that here), so Ryan could very much just gotten comfortable and said his interpretation of Eddie's feelings for Buck without it being something he was explicitly told. Both Ryan and Oliver said Buck and Eddie are getting closer this season, so "trying to give the people what they want" could very much just be what Ryan himself is trying to do with the text he's being given. It could be that the marketing team didn't think the fans would react to what he said like that and that's why he was allowed to say it. They could be backtracking because Buck and Eddie are getting together and what Ryan said would be a spoiler. Or they could be baiting us to raise the ratings. Every angle here is possible. We only watched one episode of the season so far. We don't know where the story is going yet. It could be going anywhere. It could be going somewhere. Maybe by the end of the season, we will have something explicitly canon on buddie. Maybe they fucked up and the people calling queerbaiting will be somewhat justified because, honestly, I'm getting teen wolf cons flashbacks here. I do think it's fucked up that people are expecting Oliver to deal with something Ryan said. I do think emotions are running high because of many things that happened in the past 2 weeks. I don't think it is fair to scream queerbaiting yet. But I do unfortunately think we might get there if they keep raising the stakes between Buck and Eddie on the show with no payoff while letting Ryan say things like the things he's been saying. For me, the important thing to remember is that the story is in the middle, we don't know where the show is gonna take Buck and Eddie individually and together, so I think everyone needs to take a breath and stop acting like the show already ended and wait to see where it's gonna go.
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roo-bastmoon · 1 year
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BTS Tutorial: SPOTIFY
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Streaming on Spotify (whether it is via the web player on a laptop or tablet, the app on your phone, etc.) is a great way to help BTS members’ songs chart on Billboard and for other awards.
However, the rules about what qualifies keep changing, so it’s important to stay up to speed with what “counts” toward the charts and what simply counts towards streaming numbers.  
First things first: It’s a good idea to make yourself at least three extra fandom-related emails. These will be useful for streaming, voting, and promoting things on social media to help your members’ work do well. It also puts another layer between you and an advertising spam from certain apps.
Just as some random examples:
YourRealName @ email.com
YourFandomName @ email.com
YourName . Stream @ email.com
YourName . Vote @ email.com
YourName . Promo @ email.com
Next up: If you don’t already have a premium Spotify account, by March 22nd, go ahead and sign up for a free 30-day trial for each of your emails. Spotify will remind you beforehand that it’s time to cancel or be charged. Premium account streams count THREE TIMES faster toward Billboard charts.
For every 1,250 streams on your premium account, it counts as 1 album sale. If you use a free account, it takes 3,750 streams to count as 1 album sale.
A premium account also means you can get through playlists faster, without having to sit through 90 seconds of commercials. That matters when we are trying to hit goal numbers in the first day and week that something drops.
Go ahead and follow Jimin on each of your Spotify accounts, and save Jimin-focused playlists (you can do that by searching for them, dragging them over to the sidebar in your LIBRARY, and clicking the like button <3). More on playlists in a bit. 
There are some rules to follow, to make sure your streams don’t get filtered out of charting.  
When it’s time to stream singles and all of FACE, you’re going to want to click on a playlist that has his songs listed in order about 20 times, with filler songs in between.
A great playlist will have a healthy amount of Jimin songs and BTS songs in general to help reach other milestones. You don’t have to mix songs from other artists in; we can keep these streams in the family.
After the 20th time you play a song in your account that day, it stops counting for a chart.
That’s when you logout of one Spotify account and login to your next. Repeat the playlist. Click around every 90 minutes so Spotify knows you’re not a bot.
Try to do this with, like, three or four accounts a day. If you can manage five accounts in the first 24 hour period, that’s 100 streams for Jimin’s songs. That's a goal I'm setting for myself because I also have to work that day.
If you can’t handle all that, and you can only use one account to chart because life is hectic—hey, it’s better than nothing. Also don’t despair: after the first 20 times you play a song, any other times you play it still counts as streams under the artist’s profile, but will be filtered out of chart data. So after the first week, feel free to put on a long playlist when you need to be away from keyboard.
If you have a desk job or can have your phone with you throughout the day, it’s just super easy to plug in some headphones and cycle through all your accounts while you get other shit done, so you capture unfiltered streams.
If you are celebrating Ramadan, please make choices that honor yourself and your beliefs--I think Jimin would want that. Some of my friends are choosing to stream with headphones and simply not listen until April 23rd. They have tremendous willpower and I give them mad respect. You do what you need to do, okay?
Try not to stress too much; just do your best.
If you are using Spotify, keep in mind that you need to immediately go into your settings and turn off Autoplay. Turn that sucker off in each of your accounts and keep it off.
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Please always like and follow the artist’s profile page on Spotify. You will now count toward his “monthly listeners.” Here’s Jimin linked below (and follow the other members and BTS as a whole too while you’re at it!):
Third, if you’re on VPN, turn it off. I have a work computer I use for work on VPN and a home computer I use for streaming without a VPN.
If you have to use VPN on your only computer, then please use the Spotify app on your phone.
Now, to playlists:
When you are playing a song, keep the volume at 51% or higher. Stick some headphones into your device and that way the noise level won’t bother others.
(They SAY they aren’t tracking the volume on your devices, so much as the volume in the platform settings—I say why risk it? Stream at 51% volume inside the app and your device and rest easy.)
Second of all, let’s pretend we are trying to chart the song VIBE. You need to have at least 2-3 filler songs in between every time VIBE is in your playlist. Those songs need to be 60 seconds or longer. (On occasion, after 30 seconds, you can skip that song and get back to VIBE, but don’t do it too much or you look like a bot.)
You cannot just loop. You cannot just put VIBE VIBE VIBE VIBE VIBE back to back in your playlist. That is bot behavior and you will get filtered.
Don’t shuffle your songs or playlists. If you shuffle, you could end up playing songs back to back by accident and then they don’t count. Try to play an album in the order that the member created it.
The only exception to this is the first 24 hours; prioritize the lead track and singles if your time is limited and you must prioritize for Hot 100.
Every 90 minutes or so, you need to interact with your Spotify playlist. Click pause. Click a different song. Slide the volume bar (then put it back at 51%). Go forward and backward during a song. Like a song. Be a bit random. Try to act like a human, not a bot.
Not only are you wasting time if you get filtered as a bot, but the last thing we need is to damage Jimin's reputation by having antis scream we bought his streams. Act human.
Your playlists can be as long as you like; just keep in mind that after 20 plays of a song in that account, it will be filtered. I have a laptop I dedicate just to streaming and I have some playlists I put on for 9+ hours at night while I sleep, but that’s to help the number of streams; I know it won’t count towards charting. If I'm not sleeping, I'm cycling through accounts and streaming.
Sharing a song helps it chart on Spotify Viral. Play the song you want and then click on the three vertical dots next to it, click on Share, and put it on the social media app of your choice. Takes a few seconds. Encourage others to listen to Jimin and BTS and they just might become ARMY!
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For more info and timely updates, follow these helpful accounts on Twitter:
PJM Streaming
Jimin ChartsPH
Huge shout-out to minieskies on Twitter for compiling the vast majority of this fantastic information. I confess I data-mined the hell out of their amazing quiz posts.
Here’s some good playlists to practice on until FACE drops:
SIDE NOTE:
For newer ARMY, it’s important to know this aspect of our history:
In the beginning, Big Hit, Hybe, and BTS were poor little nobodies going up against the Big 3 K-pop industry juggernauts. Going viral by putting their dance practices on YouTube and having ARMY stream their ignored songs like crazy is how BTS became the global phenomenon they are today.
Now, I’m not out to tell you how you should live your life or be a fan. But I will say that (in my opinion) helping BTS (and all their solo works) chart via streams is pretty much the minimum standard that separates being a casual fan and calling yourself ARMY. It's free and relatively easy.
“We have only each other.” That’s always been our unofficial motto. Yes, Jimin and BTS are becoming popular all over the world and going mainstream. Yes, they are multimillionaires. Yes, there are millions of ARMYS. But you have no excuses to slack, unless you're in a legit crisis of course. We are not charting BTS to put won in their pockets. We are doing this to show love and pride for their art.
We cannot expect locals, antis, multis, or cultists to roll up their sleeves and get to work. They won't. In fact, you can pretty much count on some of them actively working against Jimin, trying to chart milestones or pull focus during his charting period by stirring up drama. SO HELP ME IF ANYONE GETS DISTRACTED FROM OUR GOALS TO ENGAGE IN THEIR NONSENSE...
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So if you do nothing else at all—no voting, no promo, no purchasing—PLEASE stream like your life depends on it the first week and even the first month that FACE drops. Get into this habit for all our members. It’s our legacy and our best, most accessible way to get behind our boys.
Okay? Okay. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Please share this info with others so we can be prepared to help our IT BOY smash goals. If you know of better tips and tricks, I’m always eager to learn! Thank you!!
DISCLAIMER:
I am a Dope Old Person and have been ARMY since January 2022. So I still have a lot to learn.
I’m making mini-tutorials for people like me who are comfy with technology but totally new to voting, streaming, and buying Kpop stuff.
If you know of better, more up-to-date information, please comment or DM me so I can make sure I’m not spreading misinfo. Please be polite about it, though—we are on the same team!
Feel free to apply whatever you learn here to other BTS members and other artists; I’m Jimin-biased so I am focused on helping Jimin at this moment in time, but I’m OT7 so rest assured I’ll put my shoulder to the wheel for all our members!
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Self Promo Sunday: “Got My Angel Now”
This week’s re-run is another that I’ve always been pretty fond of (What can I say? I’m a sucker for the hurt/comfort and emotional angst and healing that could easily have fit into canon, but which the show didn’t always take time for) I initially wrote it after 5x03 “Siege Perilous”, and though some of the events were quickly made canon divergent as the Camelot arc went on, I don’t think it’s so far off as to be ruined for enjoyment’s sake. The title comes from a line in “Halo” by Beyonce, and the lyrics included in the scene breaks are from Christina Perri. (Neither of them, nor our lovely Pirate and Princess duo are mine. I just like to give them quiet moments ;p )
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Summary: A post-5x03 one shot where the Storybrooke gang learn of Arthur's treachery much sooner, and in much more painful fashion. (Some whump aftermath and definite CS hurt/comfort involved)
Also available on AO3 and ff.net, if either of those are your preference...
By: @snowbellewells 
They should never have trusted Arthur so blindly. Have they learned nothing yet after meeting so many heroes and monsters of myth and legend and finding them the opposite of how they are painted in the tales of old? Oh, aye, the royal had been stealthy – welcoming them to Camelot, throwing a grand ball in their honor, knighting David as a brother-in-arms and seating him in the very Siege Perilous once held by Lancelot himself – but it had made them let down their guard…and now Emma was paying the price.
Standing surrounded in the tower room Regina and Belle use as they research and experiment trying to find a way to communicate with and free Merlin, Arthur’s treachery suddenly comes into sharp focus for all of them. An entire phalanx of Camelot knights – Dave’s supposed comrades – surround Killian, Henry, David, Robin, and Belle (unfortunately Regina is not present to wipe them all out with a wrathful fireball) with swords at their chests or throats, circled closely enough that breaking free or moving to help the last member of their party is impossible.
Arthur himself stands facing Emma, his blade drawn and pointed just above her heart, poised to pierce her chest and make that precious, priceless organ spill its lifeblood and go still. Killian feels himself practically vibrating both with rage at the betrayal and his fear for her; not to mention the bitter anger he can feel radiating off of the prince beside him. He reaches out a hand to clutch Henry’s forearm, feeling the boy nearly jerk forward to his mother’s aid. He doesn’t think these men would hurt one so young, but he is no longer certain.
“Now Dark One,” Arthur spits, his voice harsh with controlled venom, “you and I are going to the tree. Your magic and the mushroom your noble father so kindly procured for me,” here he slants a gaze at Charming, “will show me what to do to free Merlin and to trap you instead, where you rightly belong.”
Killian knows Emma now possesses enough magic in her little finger alone to blow all these men away, but she holds back, as afraid as any of them that magic use will only continue to give the darkness more footholds in her psyche. She slants her eyes from boldly staring Arthur down to seek his. He wants to tell her to fight, to disappear - escape - and he wishes to know what he can do to comfort her, but the words and the knowledge elude him. Instead, his only ease is found in knowing that Emma’s dagger is nowhere near here – not where Arthur can lay hands on it and control his love. Though he does not know where Snow and Lancelot have taken it for safekeeping, it is at least beyond this broken monarch’s reach.
There is nothing to do but watch as Arthur has two more knights bind Emma’s hands and force her none-too-gently from the room behind him, the rest of the guard linger menacingly, to be sure none of them can follow or try to help her until they are well away.
It matters not; he will catch up, no matter where they take her. Emma must only hold on, keep her faith…
I believe in the lost possibilities you can’t see
and I believe that the darkness reminds us where light can be;
I know that your heart is still beating, beating, Darling,
I believe that you fell just so you could land next to me.
So hold on, hold on…
Though naught but a quarter of an hour passes before the rest of Arthur’s men withdraw from them, it is well into the evening before Killian finds Emma in a moonlit clearing of the dense forest which encircles the kingdom. Their group had split up in the hopes of someone reaching Swan that much faster, once word spread of Arthur’s failing to trap the Dark One and how she had used her powers to vanish from his grasp in the courtyard. Killian still does not know what had been done to her before that, but he can only be glad she has outsmarted their treacherous adversary and saved herself. He practically deflates with relief at the sight of her before him, appearing hale and in one piece. He cannot be anything but glad that it is he who will have a moment alone with his love. It does not matter that it has not even been a whole day, his relief upon seeing Emma again is almost too great to bear. The vision of her before him across the clearing is like the first breath of fresh spring air to his weary soul after too long locked away in suffocating winter. The last few hours he has been struggling for breath, consciously forcing his heart not to skip beats in agony and worry for her and what she might be suffering. His joy is great enough to override caution, and he doesn’t take in the raw, unhinged look in her wild eyes, nor the way she fairly vibrates with some unknown strain or injury.
The air around Emma pulses with electricity, and she throws out a hand to ward him off – pulling Killian up short when he feels the force pressing him back. Drawing in a steadying breath and hesitating to truly study her expression of confusion and anxiety, he realizes with a sharp pang in his chest that he is not sure whether she is merely trying to protect him while out of control, or if she truly doesn’t know him in this moment.
Those mesmerizing green eyes which never fail to capture him in their depths, flit nervously from his face, to his hand and hook, to her own trembling fingers outstretched between them, to the trees that surround them, and back again nervously – clearly unsettled and pained. Their emerald depths have never appeared so dark before, as if the forces fighting within to color her very mind and spirit are attempting to spread into even the smallest details of her being. His Swan literally shakes, even as she attempts to hold herself steady, staring at him across the open space. “What are you doing here?!?” she demands, looking shaken and angry, but at the same time as if she wants nothing more than to close the gap, fall into his supporting arms, and hold on for dear life. “I brought myself here for a reason, Killian! I barely got away from them, and I had to use my powers to do it. I can’t risk something like that happening again. I’m too dangerous to be near anyone until I find Merlin – and not when Arthur is waiting. Not until I get rid of this, this…thing inside me. I feel it swirling and clawing… even when it isn’t speaking to me in Rumplestiltskin’s voice, it’s trying to break free. So…y-you can’t be here! I w-won’t hurt you…” Her lower lip trembles, but she looks so firm in her decision and determined to suffer alone in her misery that his heart constricts, breaking a bit more at the sight of her anguish.
He cannot bear to see her hurting this way, to hear the agony in her voice; the yearning loneliness made plain beneath her warning to him makes him continue to inch closer, regardless of the threat Emma thinks she poses. He had known the wretched feeling of hopeless despair she is feeling all too well himself – for years – until she came along and brought more to his life than revenge, brought back the man of honor he once was. He takes another hesitant step forward, cautiously reaching out for her with a gentle hand and equally coaxing voice. “Easy now, Love,” he practically croons. “We can be careful…but you should not – and will not – have to do this alone.”
“Please stop!” she cries out, shooting another regretful look of longing at him.
Killian shakes his head, unwilling to let her go on like this, sure that he can help her, soothe her, and ease her pain if he can only reach her. He watches as Emma continues to tremble, but she remains still, allowing him to approach, even if she does so fearfully. Finally, the very tips of his fingers graze her cloak, then his whole hand rests on her upper arm, gripping gently as if unsure that she won’t still flee.
Just as she did in that circle of stones when their whole party first arrived in Camelot, Emma expels a terribly ragged breath and deflates, falling into him and clutching his shoulders as desperately as he clings to her. Killian breathes again, having barely realized he was holding it, and smooths a hand through her hair. He is not at all deterred by Emma’s moment of weakness, her nearly unhinged power, nor her fear. He is only glad she has finally reached for him in time of need. He will not give her up; he will find a way to help her, show her he will never fear her – whatever betide – and he will not fail to fight for her against any threat or foe. Watching her battle the Darkness within allows him to see, not her faltering, but even more of her strength. His admiration for her has only grown. No one else could understand the allure of the dark and the valor needed to claw away from it as he can.
‘Cause I have been where you are before
and I have felt the pain of losing who you are,
I have died so many times, but I am still alive
So hold on, hold on….
Tenderly, reverently, Killian’s hand travels on – down from the silken waves of her golden hair to trace Emma’s shoulders, then her back, pressing just enough to draw her closer, only to release her quickly when she cries out in pain at even the slight weight of his hands on her back. She tries to swallow her reaction in the next instant – hide it away – but she cannot conceal the wince that escapes as she curls in on herself protectively, nor can he fail to see the stiff way she holds her shoulders now that he is looking for it.
His calloused fingers come to cup her strong chin, tilting Emma’s face to meet his gaze, so she cannot avoid his eyes. “Where are you hurt, Swan?” he murmurs lowly, voice rough with concern. His words might be soft, but they are taut with worry and anger that these brigands would dare to lay a rough hand on his princess. “What did they do to you?”
Emma shakes her head, pulling away from his cautious grip and biting down on her lower lip in that way she has when trying to avoid baring herself to him, especially if the knowledge he seeks might be painful. “It’s nothing, Killian. Don’t worry over it. I…I could have healed it already…if I weren’t worried about using my magic.”
Impatiently, he shakes his own head once, frustrated at her stubbornness and unconcern for her own well-being. “It is not nothing, Emma. Of that I am quite sure.” His words are clipped with the force of his emotion, accent more pronounced, and Emma feels a shiver skitter down her spine that is as much from attraction as foreboding over what he will do when he sees her injuries. Carefully, but firmly, Killian places both hand and hook on her shoulders and turns her around to face away from him.
For a moment, Emma clutches her cloak about her, trying to keep this revelation from his eyes in one last desperate effort, but when pain lances through her shoulders and she cannot bite back the whimper that escapes her, she knows it is a losing battle. Slumping forward, she releases a sigh and ceases to fight against his gentle determination.
“There now, Lass,” her pirate coaxes in that warm burr of his. His hand and hook barely skim over her form as he unclasps and pulls the cloak away. “Let us see, hmm? Everything will be…” However, his voice chokes and trails off before he can finish his gentle reassurance. A strangled noise in his throat and the sudden heavy tension in the air around them tells her without doubt that once the cloak was off her shoulders, the wide neckline and low back of her dress leave the stinging marks on her flesh exposed plainly to his eyes.
Neither of them move for several long, silent moments, and Emma presses her trembling lips together tightly, trying desperately not to let the tears that are welling in her eyes fall. She hisses when the cool metal of his hook gingerly traces the brand burned into her right shoulder, serving to mark her as a witch, and the scattered whip weals she bore rather than admit anything about where her dagger was hidden, further endangering Merlin and the rest of them. The lash marks pulse hotly along with the beat of her heart and the blood rushing through her veins. Somehow, though, the tender care in his touch soothes her a bit, and she relaxes, almost sinking to her knees in relief and exhaustion as he continues. Her eyes slip closed, and she nearly feels safe again until he whispers in a broken voice. “Oh, Love, how could they do this to you? …I am so very sorry, Emma.”
Her tears do fall silently then, and she turns back to him, wordlessly trailing her fingers across his face, up over his cheekbones, wiping his matching tears away. Shushing Killian even as his shoulders shake with silent emotion, Emma leans against his chest and tries for the first time in what feels like ages to let down her guard and catch her breath at the safety she finds in his arms.
Eventually, Killian pulls back slightly, brushing a loose tendril of her mussed hair off her forehead and resting his hand along the side of her face softly. He shifts to take her hand in his and then leads her to the banks of the small river running placidly behind them. Urging Emma wordlessly to sit on a large rock at the water’s edge, he pulls a clean black scarf from inside his long coat, bends to wet it in the cool water, then comes back to crouch behind her. Clearing his throat in a nervous way that warms her heart, Killian asks gently. “Not to be indelicate, Swan, but can you shrug out of your frock for a moment? Hold it up in the front if you wish, but I need to see your whole back if I am to clean your wounds properly.”
Emma dips her head, blushing fiercely, and does as he asks, sucking in a sharp, pained breath once more as she eases the material from her shoulders and the movement stretches the torn skin of her back. Finally, she wraps her arms tightly around her torso, holding the front of the dress up and bracing herself. Hissing as the damp cloth first makes contact with the bloody stripes sliced into her pale hide, she tries not to flinch or wince and make Killian’s task more difficult; however, she can feel Killian’s hesitance and guilt at hurting her more, even in order to help, regardless of how she tries to hold her reactions in.
Slowly, the water begins to cool the enflamed agony, and she eases a fraction, feeling a bit like his ministrations are healing her as well as any magic could. The feel of his fingers ghosting over her back and down her arm as he finishes and tells her she can pull her gown back into place remind her vividly of another time so long ago, when he used another of his scarves to bind a wound to her hand, seemingly reading her mind as he did so and seeing the attraction she had felt for him even then simmering under her skin. His care that day atop the beanstalk had made her ache to trust him, and looking back now, it nearly floors her to realize just how completely she does trust him – so much so that she would place her very life in his hands without question.
Emma feels the warm exhalation of her pirate’s breath on her neck mere seconds before he lightly rests his forehead there, seemingly needing to hold her as he draws in a shaky breath. They are silent for some time; the running water, bird calls, and scuffling of wild creatures in the brush are the only sounds around them. Finally, he eases away and speaks once more, circling to face her as he does so. “Emma, I know you do not want to put yourself at more risk – nor do you want to be forced to use your magic again to defend yourself, or any of us – but you must return with me. We can find some place for you to stay where Arthur and his sorry excuses for ‘gallant’ knights will never know of your return. You must have some salve or medicine and better treatment than I can offer for those cuts, and especially the burn. I fear it could become infected. Regina will be near enough to guard you with her magic this time, and we will not be taken unawares again. I certainly will not be making the mistake of trusting anyone else in Camelot.”
She wants to argue with him, to be strong enough to stay out here alone and in hiding, but she cannot make herself form the words. In fact, she knows with painful certainty that she cannot bear to have Killian out of her sight right now. Weakened and vulnerable, she needs his comfort and his strength, needs someone with some faith and hope that all which has gone wrong can still work out right. Not only will she worry for his safety and the rash action he might take to right the vicious wrongs done to her, but she yearns for his care just now; his steadfast love the strongest thing keeping the darkness at bay, even as her situation grows more dire.
I believe that tomorrow is stronger than yesterday, 
and I believe that your head is the only thing in your way.
I wish that you could see your scars turn into beauty.
I believe that today it’s okay to be not okay…
Hold on, hold on…
This is not the end of me, this is the beginning
Hold on…
Later that night, as moonlight filters into the isolated old hunting lodge that Killian and Henry have somehow located in a far-flung corner of the castle grounds, deserted and dusty from long disuse, Emma wakes from a light doze, still uneasy enough not to sleep deeply, despite her wear and strain. Sitting up stiffly, her eyes search the room, seeking her guardian knight, even as his name escapes her lips worriedly. “Killian?” she asks, a soft, plaintive note in the single whispered word.
He stands quickly from where his lithe form had been curled up on a settee near the window keeping watch, himself bathed in dark shadows and moon glow as he steals across the room to sit on the edge of the bed at her side. “I’m here, Love. Are you in pain? Regina is just outside, I can summon her…”
Emma merely shakes her head, reaching her hand out from under the layers of warm blankets she remembers him tucking around her a couple hours before. Looking up into his fathomless blue, blue eyes, she closes her fingers around his hook, hanging on for dear life. “No, it’s not that,” she assures him, gazing up into his face, drinking in every perfect, adoring feature as he stares back at her. “I just wanted to make sure that you didn’t disappear, that you were still with me…” She trails off, looking sheepish but also honest. They might be more than she would usually say, but she cannot make herself take the words back.
He traces his hand across her forehead soothingly, then lets his fingers tangle gently in her hair, pulling her up to press the softest of kisses to her lips. “Don’t worry, Darling,” he murmurs, his caress easing her pounding heart. “It took me centuries to find you. I won’t be letting go of my saving grace now. We will put an end to this darkness and treachery. Our love story is only beginning.”
And with those words Emma is able to fall back into a healing, dreamless sleep.
Tagging a few who might enjoy: @jennjenn615 @searchingwardrobes @kmomof4 @whimsicallyenchantedrose @laschatzi @jrob64 @apiratewhopines @spartanguard @tiganasummertree @optomisticgirl  @teamhook @revanmeetra87 @therooksshiningknight @cosette141 @sotangledupinit @bdevereaux @stahlop @kday426 @gingerchangeling @gingerpolyglot @winterbaby89 @hollyethecurious​ @killian-whump​  @artistic-writer @cocohook38 @motherkatereloyshipper @thislassishooked @elizabeethan @the-darkdragonfly @donteattheappleshook @xsajx @justanother-unluckysoul​ @drowned-dreamer​ @anmylica​ @iverna​ @kazoosandfannypacks @booksteaandtoomuchtv @scientificapricot @tomeandflickcorner @lfh1226-linda
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eeclare · 1 year
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Haikyuu fic Masterlist
I’ve been reading Haikyuu fanfics for YEARS, and I think it’s finally time to share my ultimate wisdom. This post is still super ongoing because I’m not nearly done reading fanfics, but this is what I have to recommend so far :) part two is here
Part three is here
Part four is here
Part five is here
Part six is here
Part seven is here
I’ll include the summary, rating, word count, and my own comments on the fic (as well as the pairing)! Obviously there are going to be “cult-classics” on here because even though I’ve been in the fandom for a long time, I recognize that there are always going to be new fans (as long as there is at least one more season left lol) and they deserve the “generically” good ones! I’ll label the ones I love the most with <3
Extra little disclaimer: this whole list so far is JUST IwaOi. I was planning on doing the whole master list all in one but then I considered how long I’ve been reading/bookmarking fanfics for and realized that if I put all of it in one this would take me about 6 weeks to fully complete. I’ll link the rest of the list as I complete it/them :) Anyway, enjoy!!
Iwaizumi Hajime x Oikawa Tooru
Long Overdue <3
Word count: 4,528
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi hits his rut.
I have to admit (in the least creepy way possible) I have a soft spot for A/B/O dynamics. Most of them are written weirdly well and they always get the relationship dynamics just right.
Sempiternal
Word count: 3,170
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: The journey of friendship and love over the years wherein Tooru rejects Hajime 5 times followed by the 1 time he doesn't.
This one’s short and sweet and I think it captures Iwa and Oikawa’s relationship quite well. It starts when they’re just little babies and tracks their development from childhood friends to lovers.
The Secret Omega
Word count: 17,387
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Now, staring down at the cheery label which promises no regrets, Iwaizumi ironically but sincerely regrets every decision which lead him here. In particular, his annoying as fuck best friend. Who absolutely, definitely, no matter what, cannot find out that Iwaizumi is an omega.
Yet another A/B/O fic (prepare yourself). God this one is good. Love alpha Oikawa and omega iwa dynamics, and I think this fic captures it perfectly. I’m always in it for angst and this one features a lot of inner turmoil from Iwa’s perspective.
In The Telling
Word count: 6,131
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Muggleborn Iwaizumi could not be less impressed with pureblood Oikawa Tooru.
I’m also a sucker for HP AUs (though there won’t be as many as I’d like in here). Again, this captures Iwa and Oiks in all their glory but with a Harry Potter twist. Please read it, you’ll regret nothing (little to no angst btw, other than the general “they’re getting to know each other and Iwa hates Oikawa at first” stuff).
Thirty Years and Change (The Games of the XXXIII Olympiad)
Word count: 19,309
Rating: General Audiences
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: It’s July 10th, 2024, and Oikawa Tooru is an Olympian. His smiling face airs on an NHK promo every 45 seconds. He’s captain of the national men’s volleyball team, reigning star of the professional leagues, and he hasn't spoken to Iwaizumi Hajime in two years. He has, however, sent Iwaizumi tickets for the 2024 Los Angeles Summer Games.
This is set in the future (but pls keep in mind this was written WAY before the recent reveal of what the characters end up doing career-wise) where Oikawa is a world rebound Olympian. Iwa and Oikawa are N/C at the beginning of this so please also keep in mind that this one will be an angsty slow burn, but with a happy ending.
Your Words & My words & Our Words
Word count: 3,613
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; Chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi Hajime has the most embarrassing soulmark known to man.
This one is SO funny. No angst, just feel-good fun.
I Was Born In Love With You
Word Count: 1,682
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa and Iwaizumi are finally reunited at the Olympics.
Short and sweet and full of cheese.
What you Came for <3
Word count: 108,825
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; Chapters 26/26
Summary: Iwaizumi finds himself torn between his career and Oikawa Tooru, straddling the line of professionalism and duty. Iwaizumi has the responsibility to do the right thing, but it it's becoming more and more unclear what the right thing actually is. He has to choose a side, and his decision could save or end more lives.
Cop Iwaizumi and bad guy mafia boss Oikawa. Honestly guys, almost anything ever written by Deathbelle is a cult classic in the Haikyuu fandom. At least to me, anyway. This one is angsty and smutty and well written and overall just incredible. I URGE you to read this one. I also only put a small portion of the original summary in here so if you want to read the full one click on the link and check it out ;)
Saw you at the Fish Market
Word Count: 14,218
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa befriends hot part-time worker Iwaizumi and tries to impress him both off and on the court, in hopes of more.
This one I will admit to only have read once, but it was really cute and really funny with some reallllly light angst sprinkled in there. I honestly read this back in 2020 so my memory’s a bit fuzzy on it but I think it still deserves recognition!
Places
Word count: 14,920
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed: chapters 9/9
Summary: They had been planning this reunion for sixteen weeks, four days and six hours. Or so. Not that Oikawa had been counting, or anything.
Part 1 of a really great series. This one is a bit longer but it’s really cute and I love it. Long distance Iwa and Oikawa make for slight angst and heavy mutual pining.
Kireiji: や
Word count: 11,427
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: “You know, going undercover only works if we haven’t met.” Oikawa inwardly groaned. Where was his scotch when he needed it? “I’m here for someone else,” Oikawa said, turning around to meet Iwaizumi’s eye. “Don’t flatter yourself thinking I would dress up like this for someone like you.”
This one is the reverse of What you Came for with cop Oikawa and yakuza Iwaizumi. It’s in the POV of all the characters in the fic and is definitely interesting to read. This one IS a popular one so chances are you will like it!
And Suddenly, We Were Strangers
Word count: 17,926
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: "sorry, it's just... you’ve been amazingly kind to me these past few days. ...but i'm still not sure who you are.”oikawa tooru's handed a beige invitation, gold lettering decorating the edges and words that make his heart drop as his gaze lift. he's sitting in a hospital bed and with his mind hazy, he's only sure of three things: his name, his visitor is attractive, and this can't be happening. "i'm iwaizumi." the visitor looks away. " ...your fiancé."
This on is really sad and kind of heartbreaking. Amnesia AU where Oikawa doesn’t remember Iwaizumi. Another rather popular fic in the community, it has angst on angst on angst but with a happy ending. Pretty much a hurt/comfort fic.
Intersections
Word count: 2,741
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi walks out of the Shibuya train station and finds himself staring at a massive digital ad flashing REIGN’s pretty-boy grin. He’s all dressed up in Kouda Mikako’s signature bold style — dark, ripped drop pants under a hooded, pale-yellow tunic and turquoise jacket. Iwaizumi is a hundred-percent sure if he tried wearing that outfit, Hanamaki and Matsukawa would laugh him out of Tokyo. On REIGN, though, it just — it works.
They’re idols/music artists.That’s it. That’s my commentary.
A Drunken Confession and a Warm Embrace
Word Count: 3,431
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: There’s one night where Oikawa stays at home for once, and Iwaizumi is being driven home. Matsukawa brings up the topic of Oikawa, just as a joke, expecting Iwaizumi to complain a little...and Iwaizumi starts going on and on about Oikawa, what he loves about him, and how excited he is to get home to him.
Drunk Iwa confessing his love for Oikawa. This one is so funny I swear!
Are you Listening?
Word count: 4,224
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: 30 times oikawa said i love you and 1 time he didn't have to
This one is SO cute. Literally zero angst just cute and short and sweet and deserves a read.
Trial by Fire <3
Word Count: 76,811
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 14/14
Summary: (lawyer!AU - in which Iwaizumi loves his objections, Oikawa is beautiful, and they have more chemistry than two opposing attorneys probably should.)
Remember when I said that there were going to be cult classics in here? Yeah. This is one of them. So incredibly written but tbh the ending made me so MAD. Not because of sad stuff or anything actually bad happening, I just don’t like how a lot of authors always make Iwa out to be the bad guy when Oikawa is the one fucking up or being over dramatic. Other Than that though, go read this fic if you haven’t already. Right now. Do it.
Four Numbers
Word count: 1,388
Rating: General audiences
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: When Oikawa leaves his phone over at Iwaizumi's, Iwaizumi is shocked at what he finds inside.
Iwa snooping in Oik’s phone. No angst here and no slow burn. Good for if you want something a little shorter and sweeter to get you through the day.
It’s Tradition
Word count: 3,916
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Every year, without fail, on Oikawa's birthday, Oikawa has somehow gotten a kiss out of Iwaizumi.
Another fan favourite! Definitely worth the read! Another fic that shows the progression of their relationship from childhood friends to lovers!
The Great Photo Race
Word count: 3,306
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa realizes that he doesn't have a single terrible photo of Iwaizumi on his phone, and challenges the volleyball team to get the worst photo possible in a week.
It’s giving Barney and Robin from that one episode of HIMYM. Super fun and funny fic!
Papillon <3
Word count: 6,867
Rating: Mature
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: "Father says I have to go meet new royals today.” “Who?” The boy said it so easily. With a little bit of a bite. But Tooru wasn’t sure if that was because he was angry, or because he was an alpha. “The…Iwaizumi family…”
Another A/B/O and popular enough (the A/B/O while present in this, can be pretty easily ignored though if you’re not into it. Still such a great read). I read this for the first time in the eight grade. Another childhood friends to lovers progression fic but this time make it royal. So so so so so good. Hands down one of my fav IwaOi fics of all time!
Call Me But Love <3
Word count: 4,507
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa's Soulmark says Hajime, but Iwaizumi's doesn't say Tooru.
Angst on top of angst but with a tooth rottingly happy ending. Do yourself a favour and read this because you will never ever regret it. The tags kind of spoil why their marks done match up but at the end of the day, it’s still an incredible fic.
Deck the Halls with Mistletoe (Leg all Your Burdens go)
Word count: 2,013
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: “My boy,” she says, cupping her hand to his cheek, pride in her voice. “I’m so glad you’re home, Tooru.” “Me, too,” he lies easily, summoning a smile that she doesn’t care to look beyond, and lets her pull him into another hug. Pleasantries are exchanged and she tries to get him to stay downstairs for dinner, but he waves her off easily enough with the excuse of jet lag. With promises of getting some sleep he lugs his bag up the stairs and lets himself into the bedroom. Iwaizumi Hajime is sitting on his bed.
ANOTHER fic where Iwa and oiks become estranged. Angst with a happy ending tho so what can I say.
Do You See Yourself as a Daddy? <3
Word count: 4,266
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: “Actually,” Oikawa straightened, brushing his fingers down Iwaizumi’s biceps, “One more question, Iwaizumi-san. Off the record, of course.” “And that would be?” Oikawa leaned in, so that their lips were nothing but a breath apart again, his lashes practically touching Iwaizumi’s, “How exactly do you fuck your men?”
I don’t know if the_madame is considered a traditional Haikyuu cult classic author, but holy fuck should they be. I’m serious. This persons fics saved my life. Their works are so good I literally will suck their penis as repayment. You will almost never find better iwaoi fics than from this person. I wish they were still as active in the fandom as they used to be but honestly, they could never write a fic again and I’d still be satisfied lmao
High Rise
Word count: 14,077
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 7/7
Summary: Oikawa followed his ambitions and found himself as a pro-player on the 28th floor of an apartment block, alone, soothing that solitude with occasional visits from old friends and their adorable dog. Then someone new descended into his life, right on the other side of the glass he spent so long staring out of.
Sooooo freaking cute. Cannot say that enough. This fic deserves way more recognition than I feel like it gets. Please love it as much as I do.
Stumble into the Sun <3
Word count: 3,680
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: “So,” Hajime says, as he peels off his uniform shirt, letting it fall on top of his gym bag. “Have you guys ever heard of like, someone being turned on by people saying nice things to them?” Matsukawa slams his locker shut. “Oh my god,” he says.
THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY but also hot at the same time. I love it.
Everything With You
Word count: 14,591
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: For years, being Oikawa’s best friend has worked out fine. Hajime is hopelessly in love with him, but it’s enough. Then Oikawa—who, by all accounts, has never been anything but determinedly, assuredly straight—gets a boyfriend. Or a boy friend-with-benefits. Hajime doesn’t know, and he doesn’t give a shit about the definition.
This is such a great fanfic. So well written, so much angst, so many emotions and the perfect amount of comfort at the end.
Yellow White Red (Camellia/Gardenia)
Word count: 9,012
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: An impressively annoying young man starts frequenting Hajime's flower shop. It goes downhill from there.
This one is funny and sweet with basically zero angst. Highly recommend this read (especially since it has SO many bookmarks compared to ur average fic lol)
Dinner and a Movie <3
I’m being 100% honest here when I say that you don’t need a summary to know that you HAVE to read this fic. Remember when I said that the last fic has so many more bookmarks than the average fic? Yeah. Compare that to this one and it blows it WAY out of the water. Seriously. Just do yourself a favour and read it.
Just Hear Me Out <3
Word Count: 7,679
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: To stimulate Japan's low birthrates and take most of the guesswork out of dating, a beeper system was biologically developed in people's wrists, an audible confirmation to show romantic compatibility. Iwaizumi's beeper has been going off for Oikawa since they've been kids. Oikawa's has only ever been silent.
Whoever the chef is of this fic, I’m gonna kiss ‘em. Completely immaculate. AMAZING soulmate AU. It’s angsty but has such an amazing ending seriously do yourself another favour and read this fic too.
Darlin’ your head’s not on straight
Word count: 13,658
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa teases Iwaizumi about a childhood promise he made to marry him when they were older, except suddenly it's not really a joke at all.
Funny and cute and funny and cute and cute and cute and cute.
Have Mercy on Me
Word count: 10,592
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Hajime gets the Hanahaki disease.
Very angsty but it does have a happy ending and the friendship dynamics between everyone is really nice to read. Love fics like that.
Kiss me Cause you can
Word count: 3,362
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: “I just dared you,” Yahaba said offhandedly, like he was commenting on the weather, “to kiss Oikawa-san, Iwaizumi-san.”
It’s really just precious and again, the dynamics between all the characters (while minimal) is really nice to read.
Take Shelter
Word count: 4,888
Rating: N/A (but really teen +)
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Hajime's always loved Tooru. He's just always been prepared to let him go.
Some domestic fluff + angst to get the heart strings going. I’ve seen this one recommended in other lists before but honestly, I feel like this one doesn’t get recognized as much as it should.
By the Time You’re Eighteen <3
Word count: 4,219
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: “Tell you what,” Oikawa continues. “If you still haven’t been kissed by the time you’re, say, eighteen, /I’ll/ kiss you.”
This one is sugary and sweet and I just love it
Terrorist Cat
Word count: 1,526
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa generally isn't very good with animals. Iwaizumi tells him it's because they can sense his true nature. But there is one animal that takes to him. And it's a nightmare
It doesn’t actually *say* that they’re together in the tags but like. They are lol
Sing For Me
Word count: 9,863
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: The last place Oikawa thought he would end up in would be a dingy bar covered in sweaty clothes and forced to stand around sweaty people; but here he is, standing under soft purple and red lights, body close to overheating and nothing to combat the exhaustion but a room temperature bottle of water.
If you’re looking to read for the plot, you’ve come to the wrong place
Press ‘1’ to get a call from your drunk best friend
Word count: 5,400
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Press '2' to hear him talk about you for thirty minutes, press '3' for him to compliment your ass, and press '4' for more options.
Another drunk fic for these two! Really funny but also wholesome I love their friendship in this one!
Of Pick Up Lines and Idiots in Love
Word count: 1,867
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: All these notes and pick-ups lines were seriously starting to piss Iwaizumi off.
For the lols
Not about to go looking
Word count: 2,523
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Hajime wants to tell him right then, to say: “I love you and if I ever do meet my match it’ll probably be the worst fucking thing that ever happens to me.” He gets as far as opening his mouth when Oikawa interrupts again.
Really cute and wholesome. I love “unrequited” soulmate AUs :)
Dyspnea/Arrhythmia
Word count: 10,812
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: In which Iwaizumi Hajime is a junior doctor suffering through his medical rotation, and Dr. Oikawa Tooru is his insufferable mentor. Medical AU.
It’s funny and slow burn and I just think it’s neat.
In April
Word count: 28,782
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 2/2
Summary: Tooru dates people and it takes Hajime a while to figure out why he hates it. Like six years.
Where Iwa is an emotionally constipated moron. They both are.
4 Times Iwaizumi said I Love You and 1 Time Oikawa Beat Him to the Punchline
Word count: 10,686
Rating: General Audiences
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: It's absolute, complete fluff nothing else
Not so short, but sweet. I’ve always liked this fic, their relationship is just so fluffy and sweet in this
Call Security!
Word count: 18,658
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 5/5
Summary: In which Oikawa has a crush, Iwaizumi has no interest, and a chain of shoplifting incidents brings them together.
DeathBelle DeathBelle DeathBelle (mall workers AU)
Blind Allegiance <3
Word count: 3,419
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: When Oikawa had set out to make a name for himself in the gritty underworld of the yakuza, he had demanded respect with a smile on his face, a gun in his hand, and Iwaizumi by his side. Anyone on the outside looking in would have wondered why Iwaizumi had sacrificed so much – his family, his morals, his future – for Oikawa’s twisted ambitions. They wouldn’t have understood why Iwaizumi had made his decisions, and he wouldn’t have expected them to. Sometimes even he wondered how he’d ended up there, caught up in the violent affairs of the yakuza. He wondered, but when he looked at Oikawa, everything became clear.
OH MY GOD DeathBelle is literally Jesus
We’re Falling
Word count: 4,316
Rating: General Audiences
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: In their third year of high school, Oikawa starts looking at her best friend a little differently. If only Iwaizumi was looking back.
I don’t usually read gender bends but this person did it quite well (I’m my opinion)
Rose-Tinted
Word count: 3,995
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: After a night out, Iwaizumi and Oikawa get a little closer
THIS IS ANOTHER GENDER BEND FIC!! It’s just that this one is smutty.
Rookie Mistakes
Word count: 5,277
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa is a menace, Iwaizumi is running out of patience, and the two of them struggle to find a way to work together.
Another cop AU but they’re BOTH cops and then they have sex
The Worst
Word count: 1,465
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: "Oh, fuck, you're not Mattsun," he chuckled, running his fingers through his head of sweaty hair. "Shit, sorry man, didn't mean to–" "Don't worry about it." Iwaizumi blinked to get the blurriness out of his eyes and found one attractive piece of man meat sitting next to him, cupping his chin in his hand. He stuttered, clutching onto his empty shot glass like it'd keep him from falling off the stool. "Tooru. You?" "Hot," he replied, his lips moving faster than his brain. "Uh, Hajime. You're hot. I'm Hajime."
Do I realllly remember reading this one? Not completely. Do I vaguely remember it being good? Yes absolutely! Read it and jog my memory lmao
Butterflies
Word count: 808
Rating: Mature
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa cries during sex sometimes
Short, cute, sweet.
la lune <3
Word count: 1,698
Rating: Mature
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Years after graduating high school, Iwaizumi Hajime suddenly finds himself on an unfamiliar couch with a terribly familiar ache in his lower back.
So angsty and yet so nice to read. Another vaguely estranged IwaOi fic that I like quite a bit.
The Art of Silence <3
Word count: 2,767
Rating: General Audiences
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: In which Hanamaki and Oikawa make a bet where Oikawa won't talk for 24 hours and Iwaizumi learns that maybe he knows Oikawa a bit better than he thought he did.
Ugh so sappy and cute. Everyone is just happy. No angst to be seen here, folks. It’s also quite funny lol
The Time Oikawa was Late
Word count: 2,157
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa gets into an accident on his way to visit Iwaizumi, and puts Iwa-chan under unnecessary stress.
Royalty AU! It’s quite short but I like protective Iwa so :P
Blessing
Word count: 4,182
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Tooru gives birth and his friends Freak Out
IM SO SORRY this is an Mpreg fic. I’m not proud of myself either, guys. And also, this is less IwaOi centric, than it is just about the couple’s dynamics with Maki and Matsun. I don’t usually enjoy Mpreg centric fics but this one was good.
Balance
Word count: 1,013
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa just wants Iwaizumi to pick him up with those strong arms and fuck him against a wall. So Iwaizumi does.
Just straight up porn no plot. Or I guess, porn is the plot.
I’m the satellite you’re the sky
Word count: 3,227
Rating: General Audiences
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: That made it finally dawn on Iwaizumi how much Oikawa wanted this. How much Oikawa wanted him. The thought hit Iwaizumi hard and he pulled away with a quiet gasp, moving his arms to grab Oikawa before he could speak. He held onto the other tightly, his chest heaving slightly and his voice coming out hoarse. “Stupid Oikawa. I’m not going anywhere.”
Sickeningly sweet. Seriously.
#Betrayal
Word count: 2,476
Rating: General Audiences
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Hajime Iwaizumi commits the ultimate snapchat sin and somehow gets himself a boyfriend in the process.
Ugh so cute and funny
New phone who dis
Word count: 57,747
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 25/25
Summary: Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting Iwaizumi.
This fic is so fucking funny. Is it a cult classic? Technically no, but it really should be.
Kotov Syndrome <3
Word count: 50,023
Rating: Mature
Status: Completed; chapters 9/9
Summary: Corruption is brewing in Seijou's police force. Oikawa Tooru, the captain of Special Investigations, is put onto a case where he cannot afford to fail.
Cop/detective AU but Oh. My. God. This is such and exceptional fanfic. It doesn’t even feel like a fanfic it just feels like you’re watching criminal minds (almost). The plot doesn’t dig too deep into the romantic relationships of the characters but good god is this fanfic amazing!
If you wanna be
Word count: 15,108
Rating: Teen +
Status: completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa tries to play matchmaker for Iwaizumi and fails. Spectacularly.
Makes me kick my legs out and giggle like a small child
How to Catch an Ace by Oikawa Tooru <4
Word count: 8,201
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: In which Oikawa writes a guide for Kageyama, Matsukawa and Hanamaki read it, and then proceed to tell him how rubbish it is.
Guys this is literally so damn funny. Oiks tryna give Kageyama romantic advice is one of the best things ever.
Read it and weep
Word count: 14,075
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi Hajime writes an abrasive critique of golden boy Oikawa Tooru's terrible self-help book. What happens afterwards is a testament to how horrible Iwaizumi's luck really is.
LOL enemies to lovers but in a funny way
Move your Body
Word count: 28,107
Rating: N/A (technically explicit)
Status: Completed; chapters 2/2
Summary: In which Iwaizumi comes out and Oikawa has a great idea and subsequently questions his own sexuality with surprising results...
This one is funny and smutty and has a bit of plot if you squint
Hot Mess
Word count: 2,245
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi discovers the beauty of rimming.
Hot mess is right
Rationed breaths
Word count: 3,740
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi knows the arch of Oikawa's back when he stretches, knows the smooth muscles of his thighs, knows how his shirt sticks to him after a long summer practice: he knows it all. He thinks about it a lot. More than he should, probably.
Well written porn. That’s all.
Reflection
Word count: 3,792
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi is insecure about his height. And Oikawa has to fix this.
Hot
Momma Needs His Dick
Word count: 1,998
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Having two kids doesn't leave much time for Mom and Dad. And Tooru really just can't take it anymore.
THIS IS A PART OF A SERIES!!! Technically I think you COULD read this as a stand alone, though. It’s A/B/O and takes place in a universe written by the_madame and it’s so so so damn good. I AM going to save that main fic to the series for last on this list though because I love it so much.
Hands-on assessment
Word count: 4,978
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi is Oikawa’s professor-with-benefits. And maybe something a little more.
I hate student teacher relationship fics, but I read this one and it was actually pretty good.
The Truth is Out There
Word count: 3,066
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: "I work at NASA," Hajime said, setting down his coffee. Oikawa immediately jumped up and slammed his palms against the table. "I'll suck your dick if you tell me about the aliens."
There is no smut in this, despite the summary. This fic is funny and light hearted and I see it on fic rec lists all the time. There is a good reason for that though. Definitely worth the read. Short and sweet :)
Say My Name <3
Word count: 2,685
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi is about to flip a pencil at the top of his head, but he notices a slight blooming of color on the portion of Oikawa's cheek—the portion he can see—and it dawns on him that Oikawa might actually be embarrassed to use his first name. Normally Iwaizumi would normally leave it be; Oikawa isn't ready, that's okay. But some part of Iwaizumi decides that he has a way to sate Oikawa's boredom, and earn himself a nice treat all in the same instance. Something devilish swirls in his abdomen, and he pushes back from his chair, motioning towards the brunet beside him. “Oikawa, I'm gonna take a break.”
Hot.
In defence of our overgrown garden <3
Word count: 2,595
Rating: General Audiences
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: In which Ushijima tries very hard to be a good neighbour to the new tenants next door.
This fic made my cackle in public. And I’m not even exaggerating. It’s so goddamn funny I can’t begin to describe to you. I have never laughed so hard at a fanfiction in my life. Ushijima is just so oblivious and he just wants to be a good neighbour and Oikawa just HATES him for it. Again, not a fic that’s focused on the romantic relationships of the characters but it’s beyond worth the read.
I Choose You
Word count: 9,315
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: There's a tiny clock on his wrist, bright red numbers. It's supposed to tick, supposed to move, supposed to tell him when he'll meet his soulmate. The time will run to zero when they've met, moving numbers will become stationary—the ticking that signified uncertainty transforming to the silent stability of forever. Iwaizumi Hajime's clock hasn't ticked for as long as he can remember.
So so so good. This one is a bit of a classic to us og Haikyuu fans. I don’t see this one get mentioned very often but it needs to be read more for sure.
In This Safe Space (Stay for a Minute) <3
Word count: 23,744
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: In which Oikawa is a fairly well-known cosplayer, Iwaizumi is the irritatingly talented doujinka who regularly spots errors in his costumes, and their booths keep ending up located beside one another at conventions, much to Oikawa's dismay.
I love this one. The friendship dynamics, the couple dynamics. It’s also really funny and really cute! I see this on almost EVERY fic rec list and this is one fic that I genuinely think deserves its spot.
Tokyo Boy <3
Word count: 16,655
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 2/2
Summary: A story about longing, and how not even 5,487 miles, a sixteen-hour time difference, or a 'casual' label can stop a stubborn heart (or two?) from falling in love.
A long distance love story that has had my heart since I read it in 2017 :)
Mind Reader <3
Word count: 40,800
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 4/4
Summary: After Iwaizumi is knocked out by a volleyball to the face, he discovers he can now see what people are thinking.
Iwa is such a fucking idiot in this I love it so much. This is another classic (or at least I think so) and it’s a well deserved one. It’s funny and cute and smutty and perfect.
You’re looking like you fell in love tonight
Word count: 34,930
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: in which iwaizumi pretends to be oikawa's boyfriend.
ANOTHER classic… I like this one but it’s not a love. It’s really popular and it’s good, just not one that I think about often when I’m trying to rec fics
When You Wish Upon a Star
I’m not even putting anything else here other than it’s a body swap AU and you HAVE TO READ IT. It’s a cult classic. It’s funny. It’s witty. It’s sweet. Read it now.
The Courtship Ritual of the Hercules Beetle
Word count: 66,307
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 3/3
Summary: Tooru is pretty sure he could manage the mating habits of a mosquito. It’s the mating habits of people he can’t seem to get right.
Would this really be a master list if I didn’t put this fic on it?
We Shine Like Diamonds <3
Word count: 26,733
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa is nine when he first hears the word. The boys on the playground whisper it like it's dirty, like the way they daringly mutter the word fuck and then look over their shoulders to check their parents hadn't heard.
This fic is probably the ultimate coming of age fanfiction (in this fandom at least). It really tugs at your heart strings and makes you want to give Oikawa a big hug and it will make you very happy in the end.
The Most Inconvenient Way to Find One’s Soulmate
Word count: 10,577
Rating: Teen +
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: After falling out of another relationship, famous actor Oikawa Tooru, decides to just skip the dating and find his soulmate. Posting a picture of your soul mark on Twitter may work for some people, but if you're an actor what really happens is an influx of people pretending to be your soulmate, as Oikawa quickly finds out. It's a good thing Suga is a fan, or else Iwaizumi may never have known that his soulmark matched the one of the actor he didn't really like.
This one’s kinda funny and I did enjoy it a lot. It’s not my favourite but it is memorable! Def a classic as well
Conquering the Great King <3
Word count: 105,691
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 17/17
Summary: Iwaizumi blinked his gaze over to Oikawa, "Last time was supposed to be a one time thing," he said, voice low, lacking some conviction. Oikawa's lips twitched into a smirk and he brought them hovering just over Iwaizumi's, "One time thing, Two time thing, what's it matter as long as it's not a Relationship thing?"
I bet you were wondering when you were going to see this fic on my list. I was contemplating not putting it on because at this point everyone has already read it (I mean, it is THE Haikyuu fanfiction) but on the off chance you come across this and haven’t read it, you haven’t lived, dude.
Anger Management <3
It’s literally just porn, guys (really good porn)
Lockdown
Word count: 72, 716
Rating: Explicit
Status, Completed; chapters 13/13
Summary: Within the first few months of his stay, Oikawa gets caught up in a war between cellblocks, becomes a prime target, and must decide just how far he's willing to go to protect Iwaizumi Hajime.
Oikawa is literally Iwaizumis bitch. Yet another DethBelle fic. Are we even surprised anymore?
Worthless Pride <3
Not bothering with the formalities here. It is explicit and long but for the love of GOD read this fic. Cult classic for a reason, I tell you. Brb gonna go reread it rn actually
Moral Ambiguity <3
Word count: 16,713
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Oikawa Tooru, a decorated forensic psychologist, has never met a criminal he couldn’t break. He knows how they think and he’s an expert of persuasion. Japan’s most famous serial killer, Iwaizumi Hajime, may be the exception.
FUCK does this fic make you think. I feel like this one doesn’t get mentioned enough so here you go. Not for everyone for sure, but if you’re looking for intense and thrilling, you’ve found it.
The Loyalty of a traitor <3
Again skipping the formalities. Again, it is explicit but holy crap is it ever good. It has 17 chapters (and is fully completed). Do you know how many cult classics DeathBelle has written? Because holy fuck I swear they are like half this list.
New Flame
Word count: 69,805
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 13/13
Summary: Working as a server at a high-end restaurant in Kabukicho means that life isn't always as uninteresting as Oikawa hopes it might be. But the job pays well, his manager is understanding of his university schedule, and Oikawa takes pride in being able to meet some of Japan's most prominent businessmen even if he doesn't really care for what they do. That is, until Iwaizumi Hajime takes an interest in him.
Essentially just 13 chapters of porn with very minimal plot. I have read it a couple times tho and every time you read it the more plot you find if you squint real hard.
When I Fall to My Feet <3
Word count: 23,284
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 3/3
Summary: Oikawa is tired of being rejected and wants to move on from his incredibly disappointing first time. Luckily, his best friend knows a thing or two about sex, and is willing to lend a hand (and a tongue, and maybe other things).
This is soooooo good. This is one of very few trans fics that I’ve read that involve smut that doesn’t come off incredibly gross and fetishy. I think it’s pretty close to perfect.
Long Over Due <3
Word count: 4,528
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 1/1
Summary: Iwaizumi hits his rut.
Okay okay, yes it’s A/B/O. But arguably, some of the best fics are A/B/O and I will die on that hill. This one is smutty and features aggressive Iwaizumi and that just makes me happy for some reason.
Cigarettes and Soda <3
Word count: 28,661
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 10/10
Summary: Obnoxiously wealthy and completely incapable of holding his liquor, Oikawa Tooru stumbles upon the type of guy he hates the most. Because who in their right mind would smoke and cover themselves in tattoos?Apparently, his name was Iwaizumi Hajime. And he had reasonable cause for blackmail.
I think this is the first Iwaoi fic I’ve ever read! This is once again by my all time favourite author the_madame and god is it good. I this is the fic that influenced me to read all the others! It’s like bad boy Iwa and preppy Oiks and it’s really sweet and kinda funny in some places. There is obviously angst since it’s a blackmailing AU so enjoy that part too!
Seijoh Inc <3
Word count: 40,591
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 17/17
Summary: In which Ushijima should keep his mouth shut, Hanamaki possesses extreme patience, and Iwaizumi decides that perhaps Oikawa isn't quite as irritating as he initially thought.
Ahhhh another classic, inevitably by DeathBelle. Seriously so good. If you liked their other works that I’ve recommended so far you for sure enjoy this (if you haven’t read it already).
Something Like Us <3
Word count: 28,916
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 10/10
Summary: Friends since childhood, Oikawa and Iwaizumi now live together, both playing for the National Team. It's no secret that athletes who are bonded perform better. So if the two of them happen to bond... It'd be for the good of the team, right?
Damn is this good. Mutual pining. Friends to mates to lovers is a great trope!
A Place to Call Home <3
Word count: 191,554
Rating: Explicit
Status: Completed; chapters 44/44
Summary: Oikawa Tooru doesn't need an alpha. He's doing fine all on his own. And the past four years of being a single mother have proven that this is exactly what he wanted from life. Of course, life has a way of not always going as planned.
This is it guys. The last of my IwaOi centric fic recs. A Place to Call Home is probably my favourite fic for this pairing. The angst is good, the characters and development are amazingly written. There’s some BokuAka on the side for good measure. And yes, it is A/B/O in a sense that is hard to ignore but if you’re going to read anything on this list it has to be this one. It is genuinely amazing. Oikawa is a single parent in this and Iwa is some random alpha dude that wants to be a part of their lives. Seriously just so fucking good I cannot stress that enough. Plus, as a bonus, the author wrote Oikawa’s son aged up with his own love interest in a fic as part of the series. Something to Call our Own is such a good companion piece and I just love it so much. It’s 11/11 chapters of pure tooth rotting fluff. I have never seen this fic recommended before but it seriously needs the recognition. Please please please read this!
Okay, this is it. I know that I labeled this as a master list (and let’s be honest, it is) for all of Haikyuu but this is just the first part. IwaOi is my weakness and therefore I HAD to give you this many recs. I’ll link the rest of the parts of the master list as I complete them :)
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exhaustedlabrat · 1 year
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The Rook 5x12 Chenford Thoughts/Predictions
- Tonight ISN’T the night
There has been way too much build up and call me a pessimist, but I don’t trust it. How many times have the writers given us promos or sneak peaks which actually show what’s really going to happen. I don’t think a breakup will happen but I don’t trust this build up.
- Sneak Peak is the beginning
I think we see Lucy and Tamara have a convo in T’s room then the sneak peak parking lot chenford convo. The rest of the episode is them being assigned to ride together and realizing that cannot happen again. Cue episode action climax (bomb at hospital?) then realizing it’s not going to happen tonight.
- Someone finds out
I think this is the episode we get a coworker finding confronting them about it. I firmly believe Aaron knows how they feel about each other, but doesn’t realize they are actually dating. Based on the episode description for 5x13, I think it’s going to be Lyla who finds out first. I see it happening similar to a friends Chandler/Monica situation. One person knows then next episode another knows then next episode something happens and they all know.
- The Chenford promo almost kiss is 5x14
I have no real reason for thinking this other than getting some serious Valentine’s Day vibes. I think we will see this scene in the episode that follows Daddy Cop.
- Shameless plot request
Lastly I really want to see this happen either in a fanfic or cannon. Lucy has to go back undercover as a couple but not with Tim. I think he has come to begrudgingly accept her ability’s as a UC, but given their history her going in with someone else will be really hard for him. I’m a sucker for a jealousy trope. I may just have to write my first ever fanfic based on this…. We will see.
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clouds-of-wings · 1 year
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So many bands I listen to are switching to AI images for their promo material and it's obviously heartbreaking for me, but I've been trying to see it from their perspective. At least when it's small bands. I'm not making any excuses for Napalm's or Within Temptation's AI videos. They have the money and are screwing visual artists over out of greed or ignorance. But when it's a small independent band with a couple hundred followers?
"My band doesn't have enough money to hire a human artist for promo materials, so we use AI" is like the band version of "I don't have enough money to buy CDs, so I torrent music". Both are driven by capitalism-induced scarcity. Both are ethically questionable (*insert more nuanced take here*) ways to get something you don't really need, but want for yourself. But one is legal (hint: it's the one that makes giant (tech) corporations money) and one can get you a fine, even jail time in some countries (hint: it's the one that giant (entertainment) corporations think keeps them from getting money they would have liked to receive).
For a small band, the alternative to AI usually isn't "hiring a real artist", it's either "using a public domain picture" (better for me, not always fitting for them) or "not having visual promo materials except maybe an album cover and one video per album" (better for me, worse for them). Unless they have a friend who does it for free. Another parallel to torrenting. Usually when someone torrents, the alternative wouldn't have been buying the media, it would have been not consuming it. Because if it's not in your budget, it's not in your budget.
This isn't really a happy thought or an excuse... the conclusion is more or less that if you don't torrent then you're a sucker, because the artists you're trying to be honourable towards will screw others over for their benefit as soon as they have the chance too, so really what's the point in being the only one who plays by the rules?
I thought about this and remembered how this one musician I follow once said that especially in Latin America fans often bring burned CDs of his albums to meet-and-greets and he signs those too because he knows the legal CDs are much more expensive for a fan there than in Europe. I found it astounding that someone would have the cheek to show a band their own album as an illegal burned CD (I wouldn't even have done that in 2004), and kinda admired how understanding he was about the matter. Meet-and-greets are also not always at the concert venue, so you could get a judgement-free signature on a burned CD without buying a ticket.
...of course they're still his fans and the CD still has the band name on it, so the analogy is far from perfect. Image generation AI in its currently dominant form screws artists over worse than torrenting, I'm not arguing against that. The point is that I judge big bands and labels more for using AI than small bands.
"But they should just hire a cheaper artist or buy a stock photo!" Yes! They should! They absolutely should! Especially since artists, just like all creative freelancers, usually get their first jobs by doing cheap work for people with a limited budget. But can I demand it..? Is it the standard I hold other people to - or myself?
It just always comes back to the systemic issue - how almost no one doing creative work has a big enough budget and the artificial scarcity imposed by capitalism is pitting us against each other.
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How did you get into Danganronpa? Were Mondo and Taka your favourites right away?
oh yes. so i have been into dr since it was still on the SA forums i think it had to be like 2012, 2013 since i was just getting into college and i kept a pic of ishi in a frame to motivate me to study LOL. i went in with the intention of hatereading it since 1. i got into it when EVERYONE on tumblr was into it and i was like "you are all so fucking annoying" and i think this was pre-tumblr savior so it was unavoidable and drama was everywhere i was just like oh my god why are you people nuts over this shit and 2. the art sucks pretty hard (i still think this... sorry... the concept and splash art is a delight as well as the posters/promos but i don't like the in-game art at all...) but i wound up mowing through the forum thread in like a week i think and i loved it, i loved the diversity in backstories and personalities and even more i loved every single chara's chemistry with one another especially as the endgame approached. it's a wonderful story it really is even if it reads like a battle royale rip. it really stirred something within me as a constant new kid and reject in high school. so imagine my disappointment when i started sdr2 and it sucked ass the entire way. dr1 spoiled me it was just so good!
ishi was my favorite IMMEDIATELY. i love a strong and intelligent and loud character who is also a bit pathetic and has huge eyebrows. i was really lonely at this point in life and super emotionally stunted so he was my friend immediately and i loved him from first sight. now he is my son. mondo took a bit to grow on me and by that i mean "oh he is soooo funny looking ahaha" -> "oh no he's my other son now" i am also really into bosozoku culture since i grew up watching "vintage" (80s/90s) anime with a lot of mech so you could say i latched onto them immediately. and when i saw all those promo arts where they are fawning over each other and every other chara is third or fourth wheeling? sauna scene? voting out scene? man. gay people. i'm no sweetie but i've been a sucker ever since....
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fyeahfandomtrash · 1 month
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i was kind of hesitant about starting lovely runner because based solely on the promos, it seemed like im sol's love for sunjae was purely one-sided affection/adoration and that sunjae would eventually fall in love with the version of sol that time travelled back, but he wouldn't know who she was prior to their first meeting in the past timeline. which was why the ending of episode 2 had such an emotional impact and gave the story so much more depth (both in its tragedy and its romance). this went from a sort of cringy premise of a preposterous idol/fan romance trope to something deeper, more tragic, and more romantic, while not sacrificing genuinely hilarious comedic moments sprinkled throughout. i'm personally a sucker for when the male lead is just pining over the girl, and this is very much exemplary of that. it's not like the "he actually loved her all along" is a new thing in romance, but the way the reveal was done was soooo well-executed and added so much more nuance to the show. in fact, the rest of the show is playing into a lot of tropes, but tropes can be utilized effectively if the execution is done well, which I think episodes 1-4 have nailed thus far.
another thing that i love is that these misunderstandings aren't dragged out. usually the reveal of sunjae saving sol during her accident would've been some big episode 8 revelation (that everyone had long ago predicted lmao) but nope! you're getting that confirmation in episode FOUR and the emotional gut punch is gonna fucking hurt! (because my sister hyeyoon can ACT) or, when the two kiss while she's drunk and he finds out she doesn't remember within the span of one episode. i'm used to this misunderstanding to stew for at least a couple of episodes. i've voiced my concerns about the pacing being "too fast", because in fact, this show is actually paced really well, but is far faster than kdrama standards (which is scaring me a little, in a way that i'm really hoping the plot continues to be this engaging and interesting going forward). based on some minor spoilers from the promos and what fans have noticed from filming, i think we have quite a bit of timeline to get through, so i'll be enjoying every monday/tuesday drop if it continues to keep me engaged in a way no kdrama has in a very long time.
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triviareads · 2 months
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ARC Review of The Home Wrecker by Sara Cate
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Rating: 4/5 Heat Level: 4.25/5 Publication Date: March 25th
Premise:
A poly romance with a married couple; Caleb and Briar Goode agree to let Dean live in their guest house after his house burns down. Both of them grapple with their attraction to Dean even as their own marriage is falling apart.
My review:
I'm a huge sucker for marriages in trouble in romance novels, and Sara Cate delivered! There's angst and there's drama, and there's also this surprisingly tender love story between three people who all feel like outsiders in one way or another.
Caleb and Briar's marriage is falling apart; they're struggling to conceive a second child and sex is more of a chore than for pleasure. Enter Dean, who is a sex worker at the local kink club, and was also Caleb's younger brother Isaac's first boyfriend when they were teenagers. He also believes Caleb broke them up all those years ago, which is why he decides he's going to seduce Briar. Writing it here sounds a bit campy/soap opera villain-y, but the hurt surrounding Isaac being kicked out after coming out runs deep in both Dean and Caleb, and it's a recurring theme in this book.
I saw a lot of promo about there being cheating in this book— I imagine it did its job in warning some people and making others curious, like me. So yes, there's cheating; Briar and Caleb individually cheat with Dean without telling one another beforehand. It's... unethical nonmonogamy, if you will. What's also interesting is there are flashbacks of how Briar and Caleb got together that parallel the main story, and their relationship also began with, you guessed it, cheating.
So what we get is this slow seduction of a lonely, attention-starved wife via wine nights and long conversations, all while the husband is getting increasingly suspicious— it's a classic, and it works. The not-so-classic part is that Caleb confronts Dean on multiple occasions, and these confrontations are riddled with sexual tension underneath all the male posturing. I like how Sara Cate wrote Caleb's bi awakening— it's these little things adding up like when he realizes he's checking out Dean, but you do get the sense he came to terms with it (to a degree) some years ago even if he never thought he'd act on his attraction to a man after marrying Briar. But when he does, it's actually kind of great. I also liked how Sara handled their transition from cheating to polyamory with a lot of deftness and care (Dean being a sex worker, Briar and Caleb's inability to conceive and their next steps, Caleb coming out as bi); their conflicting back-and-forth regarding what others will think is just the right amount so the reader never loses sight of that inevitable HEA.
I do have a couple notes— I don't think it was necessary to have a verbalized "bet" between Caleb and Dean about whether Briar would cheat on Caleb with Dean— regardless of Dean's intent to seduce her, the bet itself came across as immature (especially for Caleb, a man in his thirties) and icky. There's also the matter of Caleb's father's impending trial for assaulting a woman; I'm not sure exactly how valid it is for the book's hero to consider helping his father to the extent he did, especially considering the victim is his brother's girlfriend. I understand Caleb is an attorney, and a lesser charge could increase the likelihood of the defendant being put away, but I was surprised Caleb was conflicted for as long as he was.
The sex:
Solid, as per Sara Cate's usual, and lightly kinky. Dean first functions as a sex coach to Caleb and Briar, but the lines become blurred very quickly and his approach becomes more, ah, hands-on. It's also funny when both Caleb and Briar keep getting jealous of each other for the time they spend with Dean, but that jealousy has them constantly jumping the other two and they can't even call it retaliation because they're like, genuinely getting off on it.
Standout moment sex-wise was probably some very interesting things done with foreskin while Dean is jacking himself and Caleb off. I had to reread that one a couple times to get it.
I will also say this for the Goode brothers: they really have no qualms about defiling daddy's office(s).
Overall:
I'd recommend this book to any romance reader; The romance between Briar, Caleb, and Dean was tension-filled and brought the heat, and it also packed an unexpectedly emotional punch by the end.
Thank you to The Author Agency for the ARC in exchange for my honest review.
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