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green-x-reaper · 4 months

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@agent-ashley-graham

"But I want you to bite"

#;;queen of the undead #;;foolishness #;;reaper commentaries #agent-ashley-graham #|| violent zoomies

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the-faultofdaedalus · 2 months

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shadowheart is a werewolf you CANT change my mind

#listen. listen.#is it way more likely her dad is just a druid. yes.#do i think it’s super compelling if he’s a werewolf: also yes #LISTEN it’s about the MOON SYMBOLISM #it’s about shar making her afraid of wolves to supress that part of herself and her history #it’s about being taught that this thing that she is is terrible and violent and Bad #when it’s really just. part of who she is. a gift.#shar being unable to stop her transforming if she is under the full moon #but taking her memories of it anyways #shadowheart having a simultaneous longing and aversion to the full moon #also i think Big Puppy shadowheart is good #she’s NOT violent when she’s a wolf! that’s all a lie!#she just gets the zoomies #i think her and astarion should meet during Nighttime Sneak Away From Camp time #and then in the morning he confronts her like. you’re a werewolf wtf.#when shadowheart doesn’t even know she is and so she denies it #could be very funny pre-chomp time bc it’s not like astarion can explain why he was out in the woods either #but listen big pubby natural born werewolf shadowheart RIGHTS

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figureofdismay · 4 months

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f1/blr sure loves to reblog misinfo and antisemtism huh

#another one bites the dust <- yet another block for a blog i've followed for years #i think i've ended up blocking all but 3 of the blogs i followed for racing stuff #you people are zoomy boys rpf bloggers why do you feel fit to comment on this stuff #with absolutely 0 fact checking or willingness to balk at violent jew hate

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comet-wire · 1 year

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#bruh i just woke up to feed my cat #leave me the fuck alone please #i just had to block so many people #val rambles #comet rambles #putting this in the tag bc jfc leave me alone please yall are nasty #sofia the first #im going back to bed lol #well the couch #cuz sasha is going silly so i sleep downstairs when im tired and she has her zoomies #anyways yall make me violently uncomfortable

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banyanas · 2 years

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hello it is wip wednesday my dudes. i am always a huge fan of humans being the Scary Weird Monsters of different worlds and Sasha would especially have a pretty mean reputation preceding her i think.

#amphibia is a death world but humans are the worlds most xtreme generalists and also mammals in a place where mammals are very rare #amphibia #marball au #also hey remember brian? the ex accountant from the Mauraders? i’m so glad i don’t need to make a throwaway oc for outsider pov lmao #he is my current victim of ‘throwing sasha with violent intent at people’#writing action/fight stuff simply makes me sane <3 like getting zoomies out

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imwritesometimes · 6 months

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You would never guess he committed several very bad crimes today

#baby santino #the worst one being that he got zoomies so violently today that he did parkour through the house #and kicked one of the pheromone diffusers out of the electrical socket and BROKE the diffuser #he BENT the prongs that plug into the socket 😑 so I had to ORDER A NEW ONE #he has been STEALING at night lately. he plans like full on Océan's 11 capers at night #to knock shit off dressers/desks/counters/the bar #trying to play with him more during the day to get all his energy out but he just loves to do night crimes and violent morning zoomies 😔#cat #cute #a baby!!!!!!

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batbabydaily · 8 months

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detective comics #73 (1943): the scarecrow returns

#the little guy's got the violent zoomies again #detective comics 73 #dick grayson #bruce wayne #golden age batman

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pippuns · 2 years

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PLEASE post more angst this was amazing and I loved it

WAAAH THANK YOU ANON!!! perhaps i will post more of my angst stuff 👀👀👀

i've got this role reverse au i've been meaning to clean up a little to throw into the submas angst pit, maybe ill finish it off tonight

#i only work on it from 1-5am when im feeling fully deranged and tonight is an especially violent night #ive been wanting to post about it for a while now #i am fully unhinged about it. its kind of funny.#thanks smurg for fielding my questions about pla. i have never played pla.#anyways i digress. this ask gave me the zoomies and i think i woke my brother up bc of them but its worth it <3 #thanks again!!#pip speaks

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mnictasbcl · 2 years

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Bought my puppy a new, indoor plastic playhouse/doghouse sort of thing. To, sit in, as you'd expect a small puppy might do?

No, she is trying to demolish it instead.

#tried to cave in the roof #then gave up and did the zoomies around it for a solid five minutes #we purchased the little house expecting it to be something to calm her down. to sit in. instead #it has awakened new violent cravings

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green-x-reaper · 4 months

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X GONNA GIVE IT YA STARTS PLAYING ON BLAST

#;;queen of the undead #;;foolishness #;;reaper commentaries #|| Dead got the violent zoomies again-

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bi-tchsexual · 3 months

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Yes I adopted a cat partially for the benefit of having her hunt mice in my apartment, but I am, in fact, shocked and horrified that I can hear her doing it

#em overshares #being awoken at 3:30 am in the morning thinking that your cat just has the zoomies really loudly #only to realize you never bought her a toy that squeaks loudly while she chases it #anyway 😭#she is in the other room now (possibly feasting on her catch????? 🤢) and it is relatively silent again #i dont know if i should go back to sleep tho bc what if she catches another kouse and decides to drop it on my sleeping face as a gift #i would. in fact. have to kill myself. even violently perhaps

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vriskabot · 2 years

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my cats really do love to be ripping and tearing it up not even three minutes after i get out of bed in the morning JESUS

#text #original post #i should show you guys jasmine and malphas some time #missy jasmine is DELICIOUSLY chonk #though its because of this that the zoomies are especially funny #malphas is a lanky boy so hes pretty quiet #but with jasmine its like #[STAMPEDE NOISES] [collar tags jingling violently]#shes so LOUDDD

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nixie-writes · 8 months

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Dating Alastor Would Include

who doesn't want a date with this literal cannibal

-he's withdrawn in public. He doesn't want Vox the public to see him being romantic with anyone, so PDA is off the table. He doesn't mind small gestures in the hotel where there are limited eyes.

-he would only confide in the hotel staff and Rosie about his relationship with you. It's not that he's ashamed of it, he doesn't want you to become a target because you're with him. So your relationship is mostly a secret. He doesn't want you telling your friends you're with him either.

-he's very gentle when touching you, surprisingly. His claws are sharp and capable of so much damage he never wants to inflict on you, and your skin is so soft. He'd gently trace shapes on your skin with a claw tip just to see his fingernail dance across your sensitive complexion.

-he's happy to cook for anyone in the hotel, even Angel. So of course he'd be happy to cook for you as well. He'd be over the moon if you asked for a Creole dish. He whips up a delicious crawfish étouffée. But really, he'll cook whatever you want.

-he's very warm by nature, literally. He feels like he's running a fever but that's his normal body temperature. He makes a great cuddle buddy when no one is looking. He'll be big spoon or little spoon, it doesn't matter to him. He just likes to know you're close.

-shockingly he has separation anxiety. How this developed he'll never tell a single soul, but whenever you're not around he has nervous tics, like biting his clawed fingernails or pacing or scratching the wood of the bar table until it starts to decay, ruining the wood. Husk jokes that you're tied to Alastor's hip because he's so emotionally dependent on you.

-he'll convince you to try demon meat at least once. Don't say, "oh I'm not easy to convince!" this man has his ways. If you like it he's pleased and will buy you only the highest quality meat. If you're not a fan of it he understands, you need a specific taste to like it, and will respect that you don't like it. That said, he'll probably slip a little into your food regardless of your opinion of it. Not enough to taste, just enough to say he gave you some.

-Alastor is very...protective. He isn't the type to get violent unless necessary, he'd rather creep out his query than attack them, but he's not afraid to get aggressive if need be. He can and will fuck someone up, that's assuming he doesn't decide they look tasty and do the exterminator's job for them. He doesn't like when other men get close to you, he takes that as a challenge. That said, all the men in the hotel have learned to keep their distance from you to avoid Alastor's wrath. Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty can get as close as they please, he doesn't see them as a threat to his relationship with you.

-if you happen to have a cat-like appearance he'd love to pet you, stroke you and feed you catnip just to watch you go crazy. Vaggie doesn't like him giving you catnip, you always get the zoomies and break something by mistake and end up crying over it but he gives it to you anyway, just to see you act ridiculous. When you're in the cute purring phase of catnip he'll rub your head and tell you how cute you are and ask if he can have a slice of that cutie pie.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin x reader #alastor x reader #alastor

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owlcomics101 · 6 days

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”Zoomies.” Task force 141 x Cheetah hybrid!user

Warning: SFW (I am a minor), fluff, cussing/swearing, cat shenanigans

You were a cheetah hybrid. You had the cheetah ears, tail, fangs, and feet paws. You were a great asset to the task force for your speed and agility accept, there was one problem; You get the ‘zoomies’. If you have an off day or a mission that didn’t involve a full on chase. All that built up energy needed to be released at some point. You were sitting in Price’s office, helping him out with some reports when your legs started to bounce. Your fingers tap against the table anxiously as you held one of the files in your hands and tried to focus on reading it. Price looked away from his computer screen-noticing your fidgeting.

“You alright there Y/N?” He asked with a skeptical brow, to which you tried to play it off with a head nod before going back to your paper. Price cocked his head to the side seeing your tail thrashing back and forth violently and smacking against your chair. He couldn’t help but slightly smirk in amusement.

“You’re fidgeting, love.” He points out. You let out a huff looking away from him.

“No-……So what? I’m just a bit finicky right now….” You grumble, griping the paper tightly until your knuckles turned white. Price couldn’t help but chuckle.

“Look, if we get this done I’ll take you outside. How does that sound?” He tried offering a compromise, trying to have something to motivate you to work. Your ears couldn’t help but perk up at the offer.

“Really?” You asked with a low purr rumbling in your throat“Really, mate.” Price replied. Amused by your low purr that you hadn’t even noticed occur. Your ears rested flat against your head as you went right to work, determined to finish early before it was lights out for everyone. Price let out a small sigh of relief. Finally getting your ‘zoomies’ under control. That was until there was a large thud in the hallway. Price immediately got up from his desk and walked over to the door and opened it to see what the racket was all about.

“What the bloody hell is going on out here!?” Price shouts, only to be met with Soap being chased by Ghost down the hall. Gaz on the floor who seemed to have been caught by surprised and trampled by the two, but Gaz was just too fed up with them to get up anymore.

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK JOHHNY-RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CUT YOUR BLOODY TONGUE OFF!” Ghost shouts. Your ears perk up at this as you look over to see Ghost tackling Soap to the ground and attempting to choke Soap out.

“Y-You c-an’t escape the t-truth L.T!” Soap said between choked breaths. Price storming over and pulling Ghost off of Soap.

“Would you muppets cut the shitte out!? Y/N are trying to get some fucking work done and you two are just sitting here acting like childr-“

“Uhh…..guys?” Gaz interrupts Price slowly standing to his feet.

“What!?” Price snaps looking back at Gaz before his eyes widen. All four of them see you staring back at them with dilated pupils and teeth bared, your shoulders slightly shifting as if your getting ready to pounce.

“Oh shit….” Soap muttered

“Fucking hell-“ Ghost was cut off by you bolting out of Price’s office and sprinting towards them. Soap struggled to get up as they all panicked trying to get out of the way but just kept bumping into each other like a pair of idiots.

“Y/N no-Please just take a moment to breathe-“ Price tried to deescalate the situation but you immediately tackled him to the ground. Knocking the air straight out of him as he wheezed. You looked down at Price before looking back up to see Soap running ahead.

“Soap stop running!-Your gonna give Y/N the wrong idea-“ Ghost tried to get Soap to stop but you used Ghost as a boost and jumped onto Ghost’s shoulders and jump off to tackle Soap.

Cut to the team lying in makeshift beds in the infirmary, all of them covered in head to toe with bruises and scratches from you. You were given catnip to ‘calm down’. They all stared at you playing with a toy mouse. All of them still out of breath and wheezing from the chase. Ghost and Soap will think twice before arguing with each other again.

#captain john price #cod #cod mw2 #gaz x reader #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #soap x reader #call of duty modern warfare #captain price x reader #task force x reader #task force 141

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lilacevans · 3 months

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meet some of the pete's place regulars!

˚ ♡ ✧.* : ̗̀➛ requests by: two anons, @welight-theway, @crokitheloki, @hansensgirl, @buggy14, @leaderofthebadbitchbrigade.

✧.*ೃ⁀➷ pete's place | the intro | opening night | the playlist ༊*·˚

this is a dark au/verse. minors need not interact. happy endings don't happen here.

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐫 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫

41 years old.

6’2’’.

Suburban dad with a dark side.

Likes flashing the cash for a look as he doesn’t get much attention back home.

Never misses stopping by when he’s in town.

Has a type and it just so happens to be you.

Brings you gifts; new outfits, new shoes, gold chains, etc, every single time he visits the club.

Will spend the whole night promising you the world– and his wallet, if you just go home with him.

Top Three: Daddy Kink, Overstimulation, Praise Kink.

𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐕𝐞𝐭

45 years old.

6’4’’.

Oh, what a nice man–

Warning sirens sound in the distance.

Danger! Danger!

The man will make you beg, make you cry, rearrange your insides, make you fall in love and break you down all within a night.

The man is all kinds of fucked up. But knows how to hide it well.

Under Lloyds employement so like, you can guess the kinds of fucked up.

Did awful things while serving in the army, brought some of that back home with him.

Protect you? More like slaughter anyone who gives you a momentary glance.

Top Three: Rough (Violent) Sex, Service Kink, Corruption Kink.

𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐛𝐨𝐲

28 years old.

6’1’’.

Cocky motherfucker, hot and he knows it.

The embodiment of a hyper puppy.

Acts like he’s always got the zoomies whenever he’s in the club.

Annoys the absolute shit out of all the girls but he’s hot, so they deal with it.

Secretly a sweetheart but never shuts his mouth.

Gets a little too handsy when he’s had a drink– or five.

Always asking Pete to loan him one of his girls for the night.

Don’t get him twisted, the guy FUCKS. and he's NASTY about it

Top Three: Dirty Talk, Deepthroating, Body Worship (receiving).

𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟

43 years old.

6’0’’.

Corrupt little wank, like’s to make Pete nervous when he comes around, but he’d never spill on the shady things as he likes the club’s views.

Talks big shit but you’ll find him in the VIP rooms on a Saturday night.

A little wrong in the head, but treat him right and he’ll make you scream.

Can get a little rough with the girls when he's had a few.

Tight with money so always tries it on for a discount for not opening his mouth.

Has a big cock and is smug about it.

Likes 'em on their knees with an wide open mouth.

Top Three: Daddy Kink, Corruption Kink, Choking.

𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐬 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐲𝐬𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫

32 years old

6’0’’.

Troubled addict that’s in the club; Every. Single. Night.

Likes just to watch, girls kinda hate him in the club because he won’t even throw a dollar bill but will spend a paycheck on drinks and other things.

Spends money he doesn’t have, does the odd job for Pete when he’s in a little legal trouble which gets him the odd night in the VIP rooms.

Don’t underestimate him though.

Will have you crawling back for seconds.

While not the roughest by any means, get him high enough and annoyed enough, he’ll make sure you’re not walking for the next two weeks.

Top Three: High Sex, Overstimulation, Throat-Fucking.

𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐊𝐞𝐦𝐩 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐎𝐧𝐞

35 years old

6’1’’.

Idk, fam, somethings off about this one but we're gonna ignore it, okay?

Stares a little too long, kinda like he’s hunting.

Makes your heart race a little being around him– fuck or fight i guess. I know which I’m doing.

Tips nicely but never wants a private dance, likes to watch and drop cash at your feet after.

Weirdo tbh. It’s not like he ain’t got the money.

Sucks to be you if you decide to go home with him.

You ain't coming back, honey.

Top Three: Blood Play, Knife Play, Bondage/Rope.

*** if by chance, i have missed your req and you know you sent it before reqs were closed, please let me know asap so i can add it to this list!! thank u all sm for u patience. i love u all<33

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reveseke · 7 months

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Masc! Reader with a cat who has really violent zoomies at times (to the point of possibly knocking the furniture down or making heavy furniture sway) & a confused, and very much scared of the said cat, character just chilling as the said cat starts and the reader just goes about life like nothing's happening at all. While the character anxiously stays by their sides, investigates or possibly gets surprise attack spooked by the said cat.

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