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epicsauce · 8 months

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text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real

#its 4m this is just scribbles but i hadddd to jot it down before i forgot #0600 #i cant get he's vagina? out of my head

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theywontletmebeprincipal · 3 months

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obsessed w james somerton saying that he blacked out every time he failed to cite his sources like he’s the dr jekyll/mr hyde of plagiarism

#sanders bullshit #james somerton #civil disk horse #HE’S SO FUNNY. HOW DOES HE THINK HE’LL GET AWAY WITH ALL THAT #to be clear I am not making fun of his head injury it’s just that That Is Not How Head Injuries Work

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lygma-nygma · 2 months

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I miss the pre-New 52 Tim and Jason dynamic so much. It was basically Jason beating the fuck out of Tim well being all "nothing personal kid I just hate everything about you, your existence and the fact you're breathing right now" and Tim spitting up blood going "what if your mother was a whore, kill yourself" and Jason just deciding right then and there that this kid is his favourite person. Then it just turned into a Tom and Jerry hunt across the city where Jason keeps hitting Tim with the "join me, be my robin" and Tim kicks him in the balls.

#tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #batfam #Third Tim post in a row the favourite Robin race clearly has a winner #There’s one particular panel where Jason asks Tim to join him and just looks like the saddest wettest cat of a man when Tim says no #Then he immediately open fires at him and tries to put a bullet in his head #It’s genuinely incredible

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simply-ewok · 1 month

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rolling over, half asleep, in the middle of the night and when you stretch your arm out you end up smacking ghost in the face, and you can’t help but fling yourself back with a loud gasp before realizing it’s just your man, who yet again, snuck inside and cozied up to you without stirring you (bc he hates waking up his baby) bc he was able to come home early and chose to surprise you. and after you relax and begin apologizing for hitting him you hear his low, growly chuckle as he sits up to pull you into his chest, kissing your forehead before mumbling into your sweet smelling hair “it’s all right lovie, di’n’t mean to scare you.”

#you fall asleep on his chest and stay in his arms all night #he kisses your head gently every so often as he holds you #AHHHHH :(((#*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ ewok writes #*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ ewok rambles #simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley x female reader #simon riley x reader #fanfic #ghost x female reader #ghost x reader #simon riley x you #cod imagine #cod fic #cod #call of duty

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thestuffedalligator · 8 months

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My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”

Where the fuck can we go from here

#my life #bee movie #he’s already given me the academy For Your Consideration copy #and copies in greek mandarin and korean #AND copies of the bee movie video game AND pez dispensers AND christmas ornaments #AND bee movie converse sneakers distributed only to members of the cast and crew #at this point i fully expect to find the severed head of jerry seinfeld in a box this christmas #10k #20k

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greentea-and-cookies · 3 months

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Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy

Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)

#whenever Velvette want Vox to buy her something and he says no she threatens him with taking her head off #he accepts immediately #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin valentino #valentino #my art #fanart #green tea & cookies #valentino praying like a madre latina

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soaked-doors · 1 month

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when it rains, it pours

#reading through post war stuff with my head in my hands #it’s getting me rly bad guys. It’s getting me rly bad #anyways you ever think about luzo being so in tune w/ eo that even strange cosmic forces pick up and reflect their emotions #something something zoro couldnt be there for his captain when he needed him the most and spent two years in penance without the sun #roronoa zoro #one piece #monkey d. luffy #one piece fanart #zoro #luffy #my art #luzo #zolu

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diabloku · 3 months

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The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #vivziepop #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #cursed cat alastor #This trend is so silly I swear #radioapple #appleradio #not really #but Alastor would be the kind to bully Luci cause he lives in his head rent free lol

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clarisse-doodles · 4 months

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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

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linktoo-doodles · 5 months

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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

#laius thorden #laios touden #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #labru #narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway #the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me #its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations #just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him #the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him #hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process #meanwhile #laius is just autistic

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wildflowercryptid · 4 months

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underappreciated marcille bit : her being a gay lil hater and glaring at toshiro whenever he gets flustered over falin

#i finally finished dunmeshi and i'm irreversibly changed as a person #kinda surprised that i warmed up to toshiro by the end of the manga #still not my biggest fave but the way he greets laios at the beginning of chap. 93 lives in my head forever now #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #marcille donato #toshiro nakamoto #falin touden #mj.txt

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glitchedcosmos · 5 months

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Yeah he’s fine.

#this was so funny in my head #i giggled drawing this fr #he lost his emotional support boyfriend in one episode fr #guys I don’t think sonic is fine #lmao #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime #sonic prime art #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #my art shit #sonadow prime #sonic prime spoilers #sonic #sonadow #sth #i thought sk many things after ep 1 was realeased and this was one of them #this is so funny to me I swear lol

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pangur-and-grim · 12 days

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Grim let Belphegor share her churro, which was very, very kind of her

#grim #belphegor #grim is still split on him #at one point she sniffed and licked his bald head #and then she smacked him #he seemed unphased by all of it though

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rooolt · 28 days

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deeply important aspect of riz gukgak’s character to me is that he’s quite a bit deranged. Brings a gun to school, shoots an unconscious man point blank in the head just so he won’t wake up, tortures a kid by shooting off three of his fucking fingers, threatens to bite Dayne’s eye out of his head as revenge for Fabian, literally eats Kalvaxus, consistently hissing throughout sophomore year, and of course “make sure to cut off his head so he can’t be revivified”

#Kind of guy who’s too efficient a killer to be 17 years old #I like that he’s a little sick in the head deeply important aspect to me #Also I don’t remember if there are other sophomore year moments I’m sure there are #dimension 20 #fantasy high

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nyavka-art · 7 months

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