if gender is what's in my pants then my gender is YOUR MOM lol anyway yeah I heard you're nonbinary do you have a penis. are you girl agender or boy agender. are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary. you have multiple genders but like are you more girl or boy. ok you're neither but are you more boy or girl. no haha I get it like no gender lol but seriously do you have a penis. is it a boy penis or a girl penis. it's honestly really weird that you don't want to answer this question honestly I'm just going to assume you have a dangerous male penis and tell all my friends that you're a bad person
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ruta "i don't ship leosagi" baga
i've had this silly little idea in mind for these turtles,,, i had to draw it
also i'm officially calling them one off- that's what i've been referring to them as in my mind,, and it's stuck,,,, so tmnt: one off 👍
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˚ ༘♡ 𝑴𝑬𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑶 𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑲 𝑰𝑻 𝑶𝑭𝑭 𝒀𝑶𝑼
—cw: fem!reader, cum-eating, nasty
let's talk about a man who is so comfortable in his masculinity and is nasty at the same time to lick his own cum off your face, tits, ass or any part of you where he has layered his seed.
He loves the part where he pumps his cock so vigorously and shoots everything on your tits for the first time. He is obsessed. They look so pretty, all glistening in his cum. The first thing he does is bend down till he is face to face with you kneeling, and grabs your nipples drenched in his sweet seed. He loves to taste himself on you. Fuck.
The next time you give him a blowjob, he is so head over heels when you bob your pretty head, struggling with the pace because of his size. He just can't stop himself when you let the walls of your throat hug his tip, and he just pulls out and cums all over your face. Some even got on your lashes but that only makes your eyes look prettier to him. You look so beautiful with strings of cum all over your face, how can he not kiss you? He crashes his tongues on your lips, prodding them open until they are met with yours. He pulls away and licks his load of your cheek.
And finally, he always finishes the act of love with eating you out after a creampie. Your cumt was spilling his cream out. It's not his fault that he licked a stripe to prevent it from leaking. He was just making sure the bedsheets don't get dirty. So there was only one option. Slurp on your pussy hard till he has successfully sucked all his cum out of you.
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is there any chance of prev tags returning anytime soon? everyone i know is really unhappy that they were removed, and the site just doesnt feel the same :/
Answer: Hey there, @cowboybreakdowns!
We have good news for you here.
Yes! As it happens, we are indeed working on adding a way to get to the previous parent post when viewing a reblog.
We hope to have more updates with you soon on this one. Keep an eye out on @changes for the latest, and thanks for your question!
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Prev tags are back!!
Here's how to access em!!
1) click on the "meatball menu" by the name of the reblogger"
2) Hit "View Previous Reblog"
3) Voila!! You can view the tags!!
It's an extra click than it used to be, but hey!! It's more explicit in its function!! Hooray!!
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Must scifi be "good"? Is it not enough to watch David Tennant and Catherine Tate run about, yelling? and also a nonbinary transwoman is there?
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Church of the Starry Children
Starry Children
Star Children
Star Kids
Starkid
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"If you could have any superpower, what w-"
Shapeshifting. Shapeshifting shapeshifting shapeshifting. I'm a transgender therian, what the fuck did you think I would pick.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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Hey if you're still in your food crimes era id like to suggest something I want to try, but alas my college dorm is not equipped with an oven.
Gatorade bread.
Or really any beverage since bread is essentially just flour yeast and liquid. I'd be interested to see what you can come up with considering the various horrific alcohols and the way you predicted Stardew 1.6 in the worst way possible
Woke up, opened my phone, and saw this after a horrible nights sleep… ya know I think the day is gonna be a good one.
My personal favorite bread recipe to use is the No Knead Bread by The NY Times. It takes a day or so but the bread it makes is basically pseudo sourdough. It’s delicious and I’ve made countless bread bowls from it.
You know what? Fuck it. The time is worth it.
The real question is what type of Gatorade do I use?
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