this has probably been done before but idc I love hot beverage. also I imagine I will be in the minority as far as this poll goes. feel free to elaborate as to what specific variety of drink is ur personal favorite bc there’s no way I’m listing every kind of tea and coffee

I've put a decidedly Halloween twist on my desk's right hand side, considering that the stores are putting all their pumpkins out. Bog Witch to Halloween Party City mode: Engage! (The shaky hand is a feature, not a bug.)

Y'all, how old are Bud and Glenn? Because I really want an AU where a 15-ish-year-old og!Cale gets tossed at some random place by a wrong teleportation scroll and they end up parenting him.

Yes, even after he gets back to his territory.

"We can't just leave him alone like this, Glenn. Someone has to stop the baby from drinking stuff he shouldn't. What if he gets an alcohol overdose and dies? What if he drinks poison again and it works?!"

"...I wasn't going to stop you. But you forgot to pack your paperwork."

"...Just pass it over."

Five at some point in his sad fucking life:

Saturday Kitchen - BBC

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A headline I never thought I’d read in my lifetime.

In my Pikmin brain rot era

(To Peppino) *hold plush antonblast to give Peppino* :3

Bonus:

Peppino isn’t very fond of him, after the uhh-

The ball incident….. 😬

cringetober day 9 yippee!!! (just a lil quick thing because ive been busy today) simollo is a rarepair i fell in love with after one good fic. it doesnt work with every single one of my various interchangeable headcanons and aus but i love it regardless <3

If you're still taking requests for Hazbin drawings, coullldd... I maybe see some of Adam and Husk hanging out? I don't care if it's like Sinner Adam or whatever I just read a fic recently and I really like the idea of them hanging out and I can't find anything about it anywhere else and AA

Text says *complaining about snake features* *teasing him about it*

I have absolutely no clue what they’re dynamic would be, but hey, I tried 😅

"Alright, people, almost ready to roll! You comfy there, Helga? You good to hold on a few while we take some stills?"

"It's as comfy as a rock can be... but, sure. Any sort of pose you want?"

"Oh, no. Nothing in particular yet. We're just taking some test shots, check we've got the right setup to make you look good."

"Do I not always...?" Helga smirked cockily. "I love the bikini by the way, very sexy. You might not be getting it back when we're done!"

"I'm sure the budget can stretch to that." Sarah, the director chuckled.

As the photographer snapped away, Helga playfully struck a few poses, and checked with the crew that she was holding it with the label in a good place for them.

"So... this a new flavour you're launching?" She looked down at the label. "Tidal burst?" she shrugged. "Sounds interesting..."

"Sorry, yours is empty. Brad... we gave him real thing..."

"Huh, doesn't seem fair..." Helga pouted. "Thought they were always empty on set though. How come he's actually drinking his?"

"Oh... he's not drinking that on cam. We just wanted to make sure he was... well hydrated." Sarah smirked a little. "There's a certain amount of... action, we need from him..."

Helga smiled. "You're the boss. And I'm sure my acting talents can stretch to pretending to drink. Still, I don't need to worry about being overly hydrated here. I'm sat on a wet rock in a bikini, not like I'd need to stop for a bathroom break! Ha ha!"

Sarah sniggered. "He won't be going for a bathroom break either."

Helga's eyes lit up for a second. "Ohhh...? Heeey... is this going to be like your last campaign?"

Sarah smiled knowingly. "The Bud Max one? You've seen it?"

Helga nodded enthusiastically. "Did I? Yeah, my agent showed me a few of the ads you did for that, they were amazing. Smart, funny, sexy. I've showed a bunch of my friends and... weeee... might, have bought a few rounds for some boys we met...."

She smirked mischievously, "it, uhh... worked as advertised!" she giggled, remembering the look on the guys faces as they suddenly, one after the other began spontaneously wetting themselves, in front of Helga and her friends. "Is this gonna be like that?" she asked eagerly.

"Not far off..." Sarah confirmed. "It's an energy drink, so we're going more for the gym bro demographic..."

Helga could imagine any number of guys at her gym that she'd love to see taken down a peg or two. Hard to mansplain how to properly use a machine, when there's a puddle forming under you that's not sweat!

Sarah's goal was to play up to the desires of the self-Identified "Alpha males." Guys who viewed women as a prize, something to be claimed. Guys who picture themselves as the bull in a porno, fucking the hotwife of some loser cuck.

That base instinct was what drove them, and it often drove them to do dumb things. Fortunately, that was what she wanted them to do as well.

The commercial opened with Helga taking a long sip from her can. Stood on a rocky outcrop on the shore, Brad stared out at her, a confident smile on his face.

Helga sees him staring, and looks away shyly for a second, before looking back and smiling, bashfully.

Brad mimes a kiss in her direction. She looks away again, appearing to blush, before looking back and timidly waving.

Still looking self assured, Brad takes a drink himself. A can of Red Bull. "Some men think what they drink, makes them the bull..." a deep male voice-over came in. The camera zooms in on the label

Cut to a close up of Helga's face as she sees what he's drinking.

"But the ladies can see... that's just a load of Bull..."

Having seen it, she smirks at Brad, before taking a big drink herself.

"So you'd better have real confidence... Because girls like this, want to see you... make a splash!"

As Helga looked back, a wave struck the rock, splashing over her dramatically.

The Camera zoomed in on her can, then back to Brad's face, now suddenly not so confident. As it cut back to Helga's face, there was now a very cocky smirk on her face, as she looked back at Brad.

The next shot showed Brad fully from head to toe. The confidence was gone, and suddenly, a wet spot was starting to burst forth from his crotch, rapidly spreading down his legs.

Helga giggled, before facetiously blowing a kiss back to him.

"And if you can't make a big splash... you're all washed up!" the voice over concluded. As it did so, a huge wave struck the shore by Brad, completely drenching him, and knocking him into the water.

Helga laughs, waving him goodbye as the ad concluded.

"Bang. Tidal Burst. Bursting with confidence."

you can't sit with them // new armor, new name

I feel like if Ashton met Lucien he would've been like "Man . .. . smoke some weed or something you need to calm down"

Here we can see footage of a fat cow doing what they do best

Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene has deleted the first episode of her new podcast, in which she referred to trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as “one of the biggest paedophiles in America today”. The MTG: Battleground podcast episode was posted online on Tuesday (18 April) but it had been removed two days later. As at the time of writing, Taylor Greene’s Rumble account, where the show is hosted, only shows episode two and its trailer, alongside other older content, most of which was posted more than a month ago. Clips of the deleted episode were shared online by research account PatriotTakes, showing the far-right House representative calling Mulvaney “one of the biggest paedophiles in America today”. She also actively misgenders Mulvaney, saying: “I won’t be referring to him as a she or her.” In another clip, which includes a clip of a video of Mulvaney’s partnership with beer brand Bud Light, Marjorie Taylor Greene continues the verbal attacks on the TikTok star. “This is Dylan Mulvaney, he’s an actor. And he has a very specific role that he is playing - and it’s the grooming and sexualisation of children.” Mulvaney has not responded to the incident, having been silent on social media since early April, following a wave of anti-trans hate following her Bud Light and Nike sponsorships. Her partnership with Bud Light has become a big deal in the US. The beer brand partnered with her for a March Madness competition, where the brand also gave her a can with her own face on it. However, right-wing and anti-trans snowflakes took the influencer partnership personally, and have taken to attempting to boycott the brand and destroying its products - such as Kid Rock shooting multiple boxes of the product. The ordeal resulted in Bud Light’s marketing vice president taking a leave of absence, and even made its way to the White House, where press secretary Karine Jean Pierre commented: “When a transgender American posts a video about a brand of beer they enjoy and it leads to bomb threats, it’s clear that the level of violence and vitriol against transgender Americans has to stop.”

Alcoholism doesn’t just run in my family, baby it does sprints, it runs marathons, it participates in duathlons and triathlons, Olympic gold medalist.