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sadlynotthevoid · 13 hours
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Saw this post again and made me think:
Og!Cale that can purify despair/dead mana with the power of his soul using a bow to shoot an arrow (you know, a la Kagome) right into a golem's weak point.
The golem was still miles away from him.
Besides og!Cale there were Alver, Rok Soo, Lock and a bunch of soldiers. A few meters behind them there was the rest of their troop.
Two seconds after the arrow hits, the golem explodes. Shiny white snow-like remanents of purification power flying everywhere.
Everyone else: ...
Random rookie soldier: That was AMAZING! *rises hands*
Og!Cale: There. No more big bad golem. Now there's no need to do anything stupidly risky, right?
Alver, AKA Rok Soo's brain cell holder: *side eyes at Rok Soo who seems offended* *Toonka-speed covers his mouth* Thank you, young master Cale.
Alver, shocked but also suspicious about how the guy known to always fail his aim did this: so, those rumors about your aim—
Og!Cale: Oh. That was a lie. Well, more or less. I do never hit anyone, but I'm never targeting anyone either. I can't go around killing anyone who bothers me. People are fragil, you know?
Rok Soo, just released from Alver: See? I told you he was a softie.
Anyways, (whatever is the male equivalent of) miko-powers Og!Cale.
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So there's a headcanon that Cale is actually has very good aim. Even when he's drunk. Since he doesn't hit anyone when he throws a bottle.
So imagine a scene, where Cale is either drunk or poisoned, and a bad guy was escaping and someone needs to stop them.
Cale, without hesitation, grabs a bottle and throws it at the guy, perfect aim, knocks the guy out cold.
This man, dizzy and fuzzy from either alcohol or poison, just threw a perfect shot at a moving target. Either that's terrifying or impressive, depends on the context. But now I want to see it.
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sadlynotthevoid · 15 hours
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am i starved of intimacy: the musical
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sadlynotthevoid · 1 day
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I just remembered this AU today and— after finally finding this post (seriously, it took me ages to find it an for some reason it didn't appear when looking by the tags in my blog)— I realized I left the RapunCale's hair headcanons in the tags, so:
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Anyways, do you imagine a repetition of Dark Tiger-beru happening in this AU?
Rok Soo: *enters into Alberu's office* his royal Highness, the brightest star of Roan— *takes a look at the room*
Tasha, sitting on a chair with a pile of paperwork: Oh. Hello young master Rok Soo. Is there anything you need?
Rok Soo: Where is hyung-nim?
Tasha: Ah, that. You see, there was an accident at the new magic division's investigation branch the other day...
Rok Soo: *sighs* What happened with that guy?
Tasha: He was turned into a cat. A big one.
Rok Soo: Let me guess, a dark tiger. Where is he, anyways?
Tasha: He should be with your brother.
Tasha, smiling: He's been stick at him since he got like this. When he woke up that day, your brother pat his head a bit to calm him down. He wasn't even scared, my nephew, yet he pretended to tremble and made puppy eyes at him to get more pets. Nowadays he has been following him around and taking naps on his lap. I didn't even know he liked young master Cale that much.
Rok Soo: ...
Rok Soo, half-way through the window: my condolences for your loss, Miss Tasha.
I was feeling like a bit of slightly-angsty isolation this thursday, so...
AU where, instead of a double transmigration happening, RokSoo transmigrated to ogCale's body, but ogCale was put into a newly made double of his body and confined into a dimension pocket.
And just, no one knows about it and he can't get out until certain conditions are reached. For example: that someone finally gets rid of WS.
Luckily for him, RokSoo and company are rather fast to kill the white star. It only took them two years, way better than in his previous timeline.
Although, those are still two years in which og!Cale, the 40-year-old war soldier turned an 18-year-old time-traveler, had to spend trapped in that place. Completely alone except for the occasional god checking on him, and a few animals a god had the kindness to let for him. (It was Loki, but no one is going to call him out).
Og!Cale is a person who loves easily and deeply but, contrary to his true nature, someone who lived through decades without deep boundaries to gave him feedback. Whether it was during the war that took everyone he knew from him, or before that, with the family he choose to stay at distance and love them from the side-lines. He lived so long without feeling genuine care, making any emotional bond that isn't one-sided, that he's hungry for them.
Being in the past, where everyone he loves hadn't died yet, where they will live, and being so close— just a dimensional door away, really— but not being able to see them, hear them, nor even talk to them... It hurts.
He's happy and so, so glad. They're alive. They can laugh and eat and breath again— and, someday, he will see them again. Even if they don't know how to act with him and is uncomfortable. Even if, most probably, they don't know he's not there and don't miss him, he will see them again.
So, yeah, he's fine with this situation. He accepted this.
That doesn't mean that the waiting doesn't suck. He, a freedom loving person, trapped in the godly version of a safehouse. Most of the days it's only he, his thoughts and the ridiculous massive library Athena managed to fit in here. And his friends, the animals, of course.
Inside of that lonely place, of course, Cale gets attached to the animals that are by his side everyday. He was already an animal lover, to begin with. The little guys who just go through their lives being absolutely adorable and are more loyal than most people around... How can he not love them?
Besides, Athanasia, the griffin, gives the best cuddles he has ever had.
He gets used, eventually. It's not like he never had lived in a big house where the only beings around wouldn't speak more than three words to him. (Well, at least the animals try to talk with him. He just needed to learn what they mean.)
And Cale can do whatever he wants here. If he wants to play the violin or paint, do acrobatics or keep his training, he can just do it. There's no need to hide. No need to restrain himself.
There's no one here to get sad at her memories. No one to spread rumors about 'skills' or 'talents'. No one to turn his interests into weapons against his own family by comparing Bassen to him.
Eventually, it feels like a different kind of freedom here.
—And then he gets out.
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sadlynotthevoid · 2 days
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No, really. It has been more than a month and still thinking about it. What should they call them now?
Do they go with their original names? Do they exchange them? (since, you know, everyone thinks krs!Cale is the original one) Does Og!Cale get a total new name?
Then my brain told me that Bassen and Lily should name og!Cale. And, yeah, that sounds fair. They are the ones who spend the most time with him anyways, so they know him better. Besides, technically, og!Cale was Lily's pet. It's only right you name your pets (even if they're not your "pet" anymore).
So,
Og!Cale: Well, he's already "Cale Henituse" here, so I should get a new name.
KRS!Cale: Are you sure? (Translation: it's your own name, I could go by other one)
Og!Cale: Yes, I don't mind. Besides, having two Cale's would be confusing. (Translation: I actually prefer it. New life, new me.)
KRS!Cale: fine then. (Translation: If you say so.)
Lily, completely oblivious to their exchange: I want to name deer-beoni!
Og!Cale, aware of what an 8yo could convey as an acceptable name, but too happy to care: Sure.
Bassen: ...I also would like to help to pick a new name for hyung-nim.
Og!Cale: Alright. Let's go to the study and pick up a name together, then.
They don't take the name thing lightly— not that they should ("a name is an important matter", Violan told them once, "it's what the world and, more important, yourself will call you by. It should be special, because it's a word embroided into your heart"). But the names they look for...
Og!Cale spends hours trying to stop his siblings from choosing names with progressively more embarrasing meanings.
The good thing is he now knows actually how high his siblings think of him (he never knew what their opinion of him was, he just thought they felt uncomfortable around him, so he tried to avoid stepping over their happiness with his presence).
The bad thing is that his new name definitely ends up being "an embarrasing one".
("It's a normal name. You only say that because your self-steem is as poor as you're rich."
"The pot to the kettle, Cale. The pot to the kettle"
"...I don't know what you're talking about."
*Sigh*)
I talked a little with one of my mutuals abt this but what would happen if someone got like 5 powers but theyre all the same attribute? Would the person still explode? Or maybe some other wacky magic stuff happens (like for example 5 wood attributes makes u become all plant-ey)?
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sadlynotthevoid · 2 days
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!
youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?
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sadlynotthevoid · 3 days
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Guys, what the fuck happened in the four hours I wasn't looking?
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sadlynotthevoid · 4 days
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Alberu, having dinner with Cale
Raon: Cookie prince, how's food?
Alberu: It's great, Raon-nim. Send compliments to the chef
Raon: Okay
Raon, teleporting to the kitchen: You look cool when you hold your long sword
Beacrox: ...alright
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sadlynotthevoid · 7 days
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Now, where was I?
Anyways, PriPara fusion AU where og!Cale got his priticket (you know, the card thingy they use to enter to and change in PriPara) when he was 13-ish years old and a self-isolated pre-teen with too much free time and too much thoughts.
So, he went to the nearest PriPara sucursal because 'why not? It's better than staying alone with his thoughts' and, after an explanation from an employer (I love the meganee's, but I think it's funnier if it's meganii because young og!Cale would totally get a puppy crush on him), he went with the Mireille way— that is, his PriPara appareance is different enough that no one would relate it to him at simple glance.
(I forgot I was writting this post yesterday, whoops—)
A change of hair (I was thinking on a bright violet for his hair, fits his elegance) and eyes colour (I say golden-ish or light blue bc I like how it looks with violet hair). Make it a bit longer but tied up high in a classy but semi-messy style (a high pony tail with bangs, a few little braids from the side to the back, a bun with a fancy hairpin, etc).
PriPara usual kind of idol clothes (og!Cale would love them for how extra shiny and fancy they're, but he finitively wouldn't wear them for the daily life. I mean, have you seen them?) that are too colorful and happy-looking for "Lout Cale" or from a different style than he tends to wear. Well, in a modern AU he would wear modern rich guy clothes. So, he probably could get away with wearing fantasy-ish fancy clothes.
And maybe a hat or a mask (a good-looking one, like a Venetian mask, not whatever ugly plain thing WS has).
For the next two years, this works well. His daily life might be exhausting on the good days and like drowning at the worst, but in PriPara is not the same. There, if he wants, he can laugh, sing and dance at any moment and no one will be hurt for it. Is the only place were he can loose and enjoy to the bottom of his heart.
So he practices, eats sweets, composes music when he feels inspired and even tries designing his own suits once or twice. He performs when his happiness is overwhelming and he performs when his sadness menaces with driving his soul away. He sings once and over again and feels himself reviving more and more.
Besides, there are so much idols at PriPara. No one is going to look twice at a guy with a mask and think 'ah, that's that lout guy!' There's no need to stress about keeping his indentity a secret.
That doesn't mean he's going to go around tempting his luck.
He could be himself here, but only as long as he can keep it a secret. Which means, keep distance. Not getting to close with people he already knows as Cale, not talking about his outside life and not letting others look at him face to face for too long, specially if they could recognize him.
Of course, none of his precaution measures had taken Kim Rok Soo into account.
Hey, how was he supposed to know that his classmate was going to start working here? He didn't even know that they accepted non-Mega-looking workers.
He guessed it right away.
Other things in this AU:
-For a while, Cale keeps giving Rok Soo money, thinking he's buying his silence. Actually, PriPara workers are completely forbidden from revealing their clients' information, so he couldn't tell anyone even if he wanted. It was in his contract. But Rok Soo was not going to tell him that.
-Cale's PriPara bag is so full of cords and other tickets that he was worried he would need a second bag (can you even buy an extra one?). Meganee then told him that PriPara bags were practically infinite and impossible to fill.
-Rok Soo started working there because he needed the money because he's in his money-less orphan era. He quits after Cale makes Deruth and Violan adopt him.
-Cale doesn't know it, but he's quite well know. Like, in an early Sophie Hojo level. He has a fan club and all. Is not that he hasn't seen some of them around, he just thinks that's normal.
-Short after Rok Soo finds out, he runs into Rosalyn in PriPara (he's 100% sure it's Rok Soo's doing. He's right). They end up teaming up an exchanging TomoTickets, which were both first times for him.
-He's sure she found out something. She did. Rosalyn is not going to tell anyone about him tho.
-Rather than idoling, Rosalyn is more interested in investigating whatever the fuck that PriPara technology-magic is.
-Choi Jung Soo is a Cale fan since his early days. He doesn't know he is Cale though. They're also classmates, which means Cale often has to hear him rambling about his idol-self and pretend it has nothing to do with him.
-Choi Jung Soo can't sing at all, he sounds terrible. After knowing that Choi Han can't act for his life, Cale is convinced that being bad at non-martial arts is a Choi family treat.
-Newbie idol Soo Hyuk. He just got his ticket a week before Rok Soo got his job.
-I forgot to say it, but Rok Soo's job at PriPara begins when they're fifteen.
-Freedo is their highschool headmaster because I think that's fun.
-Cale eventually ditches the secret identity thing.
-Cale Barrow, AKA the inferior Cale, goes around trying to steal PriPara's technology-magic thing because he thinks he could use it for his Evil Purposes. He never succeeds. Instead, he keeps fighting and losing to a group of teens and their parental figures.
-Eric, Amiru and Gilbert cheering Cale after they find out. Lily and Bassen join them after the reveal.
That's pretty much it, I think.
Og!Cale-centric modern AU, except it's a PuriPara fusion.
I will elaborate when my eyes open once again. Righg now can't
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sadlynotthevoid · 7 days
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*Handles the IV support* gotchu.
Help girl I'm starting one piece
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sadlynotthevoid · 7 days
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I'm using the same as before because I'm at class right now. Btw, you cursed me, I was listening to PriPara songs again.
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(It's Faruru's '0-week-old', not the other. It's just that if I cut too much then my mini me gets cut too.)
Tagging different blogs because I'm not Wazowski coded: @pandorachristian @hajidumps
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Got tagged by lovely @hauntedsuns to make this picrew and post the last song I listened to <3
I‘m tagging @blatantlyhidden @al0m @swabianhotpocket @darlingofdots @bunwithantlers if you feel like doing it :3
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sadlynotthevoid · 8 days
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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Thanks for the tag! (Ignore that that's clearly youtube because I'm currently earphone-less and cellphone-less)
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(btw the color of the heart is just my favorite colour bc no idea what am I)
@jadenoryuu @1dragon-mustard1
i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)
this picrew + the last song you listened to :]
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no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3
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