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dizzybizz · 2 months

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"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

#that “you understand?” kills me everytime...#i love how high condis voice got during this bit its so fkn funny DHASHGFSFGHASFhg #hi yes have the inevitable ep21 crit kiss piece except i watched ep53 today and am so 😀 im so 😀 damn i m so 😀#i love eps where they just go through so many different gimmick rooms its so fun its so fun when its not so painful 😀#happy valentines too ig #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #jay ferin #jrwi fish and chips #my art #i had a bit of a meltdown over gill through uhm... 1-3am today and i just hm #sorry to everyone in the mayors QAC uhm im not really sorry but like sorry if you could hear every msg ping uhm yeah #it was like hours of me sobbing to myself in the interests channel and it was really good for my mental health ngl like its really therapeu #-tic to just scream abt a blorbo all night #and i ended up dreaming abt infodumping to one of my brothers friends of all ppl n i got so intense abt how much i love marshall john n my #brother came into the room and dragged his friend out 😭😭😭 i just wanted to ramble abt the himbo pls.....#my walls of tags are so consistent... only consistent thing abt this fkn blog smh.

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sofiaruelle · 7 months

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You look sporty today! 🏀🏈⚽️

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley alex #stardew alex #he’s such a gym bro #but like the healthy positive himbo kind yknow #its all about the grind and the gains bro #but make it healthy at your own pace #i lowkey feel like he’ll never go pro mostly because he’s had an knee injury #but he goes back to college after a gap year in junior year but for like sports medicine #and maybe he part times as a gym teacher/works as a zumba intructor for the ladies of pelican town #either way sports medicine and he adopts like a super healthy mindset and would be able to help shane and his recovery process

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kenneth-black · 17 days

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The buddie karaoke parallel to the madney karaoke scene in s2 IN the madney wedding episode IM SO DONE!!! 😭😭😭

Some things are just deliberate foreshadowing and not coincidences 🫠🫠🫠

#never closing on buddie #bucktommy had its run #leave tommy for me #these himbos can have each other #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #911 on fox #911 show #911 fox #buckley diaz family #911 spoilers #911 on abc #911 #911 abc #911 7x06

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ithinkdogshouldvote2 · 7 months

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Show stopping episode tonight boys

#this shit was so fucking good #dumbass himbo runs in the family #shitpost #dndads #dungeons and daddies #lincon li wilson #grant wilson #marco li wilson #scam likely #dndads s2 #ik some of you are saying that you see him as biracal now but hear me out: its so much funnier if hes not asian

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dear-ao3 · 1 year

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good evening my friends romans and fellow countrymen, please allow me to tell you another enlightening story regarding my boyfriend, brad.

brad, as we all know, is a grade a certified himbo. and he does some funny little himbo things, like taking 2 hour naps on my tiny twin xl college bed while i am also on my bed doing homework.

let me start off by saying that it was 7:30pm. highly not naptime, but alas, i am not a himbo. and boy, did brad have some funny little things to say during his nap. naturally, not all will be disclosed here. but. there was. the bacon.

brad muttered something about wanting bacon halfway through his nap. since he is a himbo, and a hungry one, this was not out of the ordinary. so i said, because having conversations with half asleep brad is an absolute joy and it was actually true:

"i have bacon"

and i shit you the absolute hell not he sat up dramatically and slowly and opened his eyes and went "you have bacon?"

to which i said, "yes. its in the freezer"

and he said "is it the thick stuff?"

and i said "yeah its the market thick cut stuff"

and he said "oh gosh. the good stuff."

and i said "yeah you should make it."

and brad said, just before he collapsed back on the pillow and fell back asleep, "oh gosh, i knew there was bacon in here, my bacon senses were tingling." and then his head hit the pillow and he was out.

#not a tag #from saph #this is what its like to date a himbo

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cosmicluvcore · 6 days

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To be human part 2

Rottmnt Leo x reader, gender neutral, friends to lovers, himbo Leo (?), one sided pining

Part 1 here

Summary: Leo has the biggest crush on you but he's afraid that you'd never date a mutant, so with the help of a clooking broach he plans to become your perfect human boyfriend!

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Idk if you can tell but this is kinda Aladdin inspired

Also I wasn't sure abt posting this since it has no Y/N interactions umm so sorry if you're dissapointed

I promise the next one will have fluffy moments between Y/N and Leo!! Sorry this is short

Tag list!!

@lunaflyer @wings-of-sapphire @ssak-i @nessarolla-in-constant-flux @envyjmoney

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"¿Qué hice para merecer esto?" Is what the disgruntled Señor Hueso muttered under his breath, as he watched Leo come crashing into his restaurant.

Of all the times that mutant decides to show up, it had to be on a good day. A loud sigh left the skeleton's mouth as he watched the turtle bump into one of his waiters, knocking all the dishes out of her hand.

"Señor! Señor!" Leo called out eagerly as he approached, "I have a really, really important request and you have to-"

He was interrupted by Hueso placing his hand up, narrowing his eyes in annoyance.

"Instead of disturbing my guests, Pepino, let's talk in the staff room."

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Leo was still wiping spilled spaghetti off himself as he spoke. Amazingly, that didn't stop his excited flow.

"Señor, bone head, buddy! Long time no see, right?" Leo asked in an overly friendly manner, offering Hueso a hand.

Hueso glanced at his hand, which had marinara sauce on it, before glancing back at Leo with an unimpressed expression.

"Uf hijo, did you just come here to cause trouble?" He asked rather bluntly.

Leo chuckled to himself, "Of course not! I just came here for a little... help."

"Help?" Hueso repeated, tilting his head as he watched Leo's over excited behavior.

"Yeah, I was wondering if you could help me get my hands on a cloaking brooch." He explained briefly while wiping away the bit of sauce that was on his shoulder.

"A cloaking brooch?" Hueso repeated raising his brow, "Why would you need one of those? I've seen you walk among humans like it's nothing."

"It's not for that."

Leo bit his lip unsure whether he should let the truth spill, no one knew of his little crush and he was afriad if he started talking about them he wouldn't know when to stop. So he took the easier route.

"It's for uh- You know... science." He lied, smiling awkwardly as if that made his reply more believable.

Señor Hueso simply shot him an unconvinced expression.

"Este idiota..." The skeleton muttered under his breath, "Why don't you just say why you really want it? It would save you from the embarrassment of lying to my face."

Yeah, Hueso wasn't buying it. Figures.

"Okay okay, I'll admit that wasn't my best performance," Leo said with a grin, although his trade mark smirk faded into a small frown as Hueso stared back at him with narrowed eyes.

"Truth is I'm trying to impress someone..." He admitted quietly, his gaze darting to the ground, while he fidgeted with his hands sheepishly.

Hueso blinked in surprise at the turtles sudden shyness, "Trying to impress someone?" He repeated curiously, looking back to the blushing turtle for futher confimration.

Leo bit his lip, his heart fluttering at the thought of them, "A human." He confessed softly.

"I've never felt this way about anyone before, they're just perfect in every way!" He explained brightly, though his happy expression faultered, "But, I don't think they'd be interested in, this whole situation." He frowned, gesturing to himself.

Hueso nodded slowly as he listened, "I see," He hummed in reply, looking thoughtful as he considered Leo's situation for a moment, "So you want to pretend to be human and lie to them?"

Leo frowned at the skeletons blutness, "It's not a lie! I'm just... bending... the truth," He said, his brow furrowing as he spoke.

Even he didn't believe himself this time.

"Alright it's kinda a lie, but what other chance do I have?"

"I don't know, tell them the truth?" Hueso retorted, Leo couldn't help but roll his eyes as he was lectured on the obvious answer, "If you really think this person is worth it, then you should be honest with them."

"The last thing I need to be is honest." The turtle insisted stubbornly, his expression souring at the idea of even attemping to tell his crush how he felt.

Leo hated to picture it, he hated that he knew his voice would tremble as he would try his best to convey to them how deeply he felt.

He hated how he knew he would stammer over his words as he scrambled to find the best way to express his feelings.

And then he would have to wait impatiently for their reply, fearing the worst, after this new discovery.

Not like he could blame Y/N.

Who wouldn't turn down a nervous idiot? And why would anyone ever be interested in someone who looks like him?

"I don't want to risk losing them." Leo finally said, sighing before meeting Hueso gaze again with a serious expression.

"Look, all I need is a brooch. I just want a chance to be with them and make them happy. Please, Señor?"

As Hueso watched Leo's sad expression he was still unsure how to reply, he knew this was an awful idea yet Leo seemed so attached to it. The puppy dog eyes that the blue masked turtle was giving him eventually casused a defeated sigh escape Hueso's mouth.

"Fine, I have a spare somewhere around here," Hueso muttered reluctantly, too tired to keep pushing, turning to his desk and opening a drawer, "Just don't blame me when things go terribly wrong."

Leo's expression immediately brightened.

"Really?!" He leaned over Señor Hueso's shoulder, eagerly watching as the skeleton searched.

Eventually, Hueso found it, a gold gemstone-adorned brooch.

As Leo looked at the badazzled brooch, excitement began to bubble in his chest, the glamorous item really did make this whole situation seem a lot cooler. This was his key to being Y/N's perfect romantic partner, something he'd dreamed of for far too long that was now finally a possibility. His heart soared at the thought.

"Here," Hueso said, handing him the brooch, "Try not to get spaghetti on it, Pepino."

Leo was practically vibrating with excitement as the brooch was placed into his hands. He nodded at Hueso's words despite not really hearing them.

"Thanks Señor! I can keep this right?" He asked.

"Just don't damage it." Hueso warned in reply, "If you do, it could stop-"

But before he got the chance to finish his words, Leo had disappeared into another blue portal.

"-working..."

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sm0kebreaks · 5 months

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just saw someone refer to jon as a himbo.....

we have got to stop just saying words divorced from meaning

#a himbo is stupid + buff n handsome #its not just another affectionate word for idiot... it has imagery to it...

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aeoris4lovers · 11 months

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the quiet tragedy of verin being the one who never quite made it out.

for most of their lives, essek was the one who was entrenched in expectations, in the politics of their den. while verin was stationed far from the heart of the dynasty, ostensibly free from the eyes of his elders, essek was sitting beside their mother in court and speaking before the queen. and it made sense, because essek had always been better at all of it — the posturing, the sweet-talking, the ladder-climbing. his brother the black sleep was still his brother the prodigy; his brother the heretic was still his brother the shadowhand.

but then, essek meets new people and they get through to him and change him and make him softer, make him better (and why them? what is it about them, that they could do what verin never could?) and he runs. he gives up the title and the status and the power and leaves it all (leaves verin) behind.

suddenly, verin is the lone newsoul of den thelyss, the one with all eyes on him, with the expectations meant for two brothers falling squarely on his shoulders and only his in the absence of their other target. he is still the youngest of his den, the one they all watch and wait to be disappointed by, but there is no one to share that burden with anymore and all at once it becomes painfully clear that distance never really was freedom.

essek has a family, then — not a den but a family, with love and trust and care and warmth and all the things essek once called verin childish for craving — and a welcoming home to go to with someone who loves him waiting there and a garden in the front yard, and verin is left still fighting demons under the banner of a god (of a family, of a home) he only half-believes in.

and maybe they see each other more often then. maybe bazzoxan is remote enough that it’s safe for essek to visit in disguise. maybe essek’s friends come too and are kind enough to offer a taste of what essek has now and verin can almost believe it’s his too. maybe essek doesn’t even fight it anymore when verin insists on hugging him. but how much can that really fix? how much can it really change?

an unloved man leaves no one behind when he finally makes a better life for himself, but essek was never an unloved man. not really.

#listen i have a lot of feelings about verin #hes the kindhearted himbo of the family yes but he also is A Thelyss and weve seen the baggage that comes with #i think on the surface hed be thrilled for essek and love the nein #but it definitely wouldnt be an easy thing to stomach #i imagine its like the feeling of your sibling going to college and leaving you with your shitty parents but like. times a hundred #like ‘im so happy for you but i want to be happy for myself too and you getting out mightve just locked me in so where do we go from here’#fuck man sibling relationships are so messy im going feral #we never even get to SEE verin but he haunts the entirety of essek’s arc and im incapable of being normal about it #cr meta #verin thelyss #essek thelyss #the thelyss brothers #den thelyss #the mighty nein #c2 #critical role #critical role meta

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cottoncandysprite · 2 years

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No, you don't get it, the SECOND Guillermo realizes that Nandor is essentially wrapped around his finger he's going to abuse the shit out of that power and I for one hope he gets everything he's ever wanted

#he deserves to have a himbo vampire do his bidding #its only fair after 12 years #wwdits #nandermo

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hyewka · 9 months

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ur onto something about that sub church boy soobin… i have never thought of that for him before

Really? I feel like the trope fits him so well I’ve thought of it so many times 😭 Like, the polite man in his 20s who’s liked by all the church aunties (who push their similarly faith willed daughters to his arms), or him being a priest’s son so he has to be involved in church affairs 🤔

Him with a simple black attire and black hair oddly gives me that ‘i go to church every sunday’ vibe I have no idea why lol but him being a sub adds to the charm. The reputation he has for himself being something like the man of god you just can’t seduce, level impossible—women avoiding him overall because he’s the priest’s son but in reality it’s so easy to get him kneeling in front of you, almost too easy. Like, not even resistance or some sort of morality battle in his mind, he’s just straight down to his knees when you demand him to. Definitely likes getting degraded to hell too, like when you start off questioning his faux righteousness and attacking every bit of how he carries himself just because he’s the priest’s son. Because in truth it’s so obvious he’s just a dumb pervert who overcompensates for his sins. Literally ripping your thigh highs to get to your pussy, his hard cock throbbing in his stupid skinny jeans when he sees your slick dripping down. Sort of have to instruct him though because he has no idea what he’s doing outside of the porn he watches. But he’s so down for pussy he’d shamelessly eat you out in the walls of church, blasphemy!!

#degradation kink with soobin does somethingggg to me #but yes. its either a corruption kink with church going soobin or perv himbo soobin whos tired of feeling guilty #for having desires #im veryyyy into this and i NEED someone to write it so bad 🥲#🌷. rana thoughts

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katsmtmsdoodles · 3 months

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my favorite ninjago ships & their dynamics

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shitpostingkats · 8 months

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We need to acknowledge that Yugo spends almost the entirety of arc-v just skipping around between dimensions with no control over where he ends up. Reminder that Yugo is re-introduced to the plot like four times by just poofing into being, usually on a motorcycle, typically in places where a motorcycle should not be. Reminder that Yugo is a cryptid who, upon to being questioned on how he miraculously showed up on a heavily guarded island in the middle of the ocean, refers to being transported there by magical artifacts beyond his ken as "the usual"

What I'm saying is Yugo randomly popping out of shrubbery and dumpters with exactly zero idea how he got there is 100% true to canon and should be utilized in fanworks more often.

#yugo is the brother who leaves the party and when you text him the next day he's somehow in Jamaica #you leave him alone for five seconds and next thing you know everyones gotta go down to the precinct and pick him up #because he was found wandering around the third story of city hall #yugo is a 'things just happen to him' himbo #this may be an established fanon idk I've read like one fic with Yugo in it #but if its not already it SHOULD BE #spk watches arc v #yugioh #yugioh arc v #ygo arc v #yugo arc v

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oatmealcrisp-freak · 1 year

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Rei knows how to talk in a way a kid will understand without patronizing Miri but doesn't know what a mcfkn teeter totter is. People will look at him and expect a bad boy but in reality he's sincere and earnest and maybe a bit dumb.

Meanwhile Kazuki is an acts of service bitch who will manipulate people and lie to their faces with a smile. He's petrified of moving forward but at the same time if he and his aren't taking first place in whatever imaginary competition he just thought up like 'best dressed at daycare' he'll die.

Rei looks up to Kazuki and thinks he's the 'brains of the operation' but questions him constantly. Kazuki is in a perpetual state of conflict with Rei's desire to give the lost a home in a home he homemakers for.

looking at them... I'm a fan.

#buddy daddies #so which one of you is the himbo and which one of you is the misanthrope?#its not your usual red oni blue oni #kazurei #kurusu kazuki #suwa rei

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majicart26 · 3 months

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cupcakeria 🧁 duo!!

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#himbo and goth duo….?#its my flipline era im losing it #flipline studios #papa louie #papas cupcakeria #flipline james #flipline willow #procreate art #majicart🧀

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lessnowon · 3 months

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i mean. sure. bruce could be an absurdly competent actor who is capable of going about his everyday life flawlessly portraying an entirely fictional personality without ever breaking character...

but personally, i like to think that he is actually just extremely good at compartmentalizing and exaggerating different facets of his real personality, and that both "brucie" and "batman" are rooted in truth to some degree

#batman #dc comics #dc batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #is this a hot take??#i have no idea #but it seems to me that a lot of people think of 'brucie' as a mask that he wears #and i just want to give bruce himbo rights #let him embrace his stupid. its stress relief.

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ask-walter-and-vince · 20 days

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me and the heatwave

#booghowart #shitpost #not an ask #walter and vince #wav #walter #gay #lgbt #werewolf #vampire #furry art #jock #nerd #himbros #himbo #wallace #winston #wesley #himbro squad #its fucking hot here

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