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Ben: “WHY IS THE SCHOOL ON FIRE?!”
Mal: “I sneezed as a dragon.”
Carlos: “We had an accident in the chemistry lab.”
Jay: “I dropped my latest mix tape.”
Ben: “Evie, please tell me what happened.”
(Flashback to Jay and Mal arguing with Carlos that it was impossible to light a fire extinguisher on fire.)
Evie: “I don’t remember.”
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Eval but liquid
Commission from Bryceio on Discord for Eval
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Imagine chatGPT - but it's a subscription service, and half the sub goes to data center that hosts it... and half the sub gets divided between every author that submits their work or publication that submits their data per however many words they've submitted (submissions would need to be vetted for humanity, but you could hire like one dude named Karl to skim through and see if the text is text or just letters in weird formations like German)
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yes, i want to see dick grayson get angry because he deserves to get angry and express that anger but also i think it's really cool and realistic that we always see him push it down.
dick lost his parents when he was 9 or 12, depending on the comic you read. there's a ton of research out there that shows that losing one of/both of your parents at a young age can cause abandonment issues. like, serious abandonment issues. sure, they didn't leave by choice, but it doesn't change the fact that the two most important people still left you alone. and yeah, he had bruce, but as much as bruce tried, he wasn't a parent.
so dick, realistically, would have abandonment issues. and there's also a lot of research that shows that sometimes- not all the time, but sometimes -people with grief-related abandonment issues are terrified of showing their anger because that means people might leave them. ya know, people pleasing. and this happened! several times! anytime we see dick get mad/make people mad, they treat him terribly. even if he was justified, even if it wasn't his fault (like bruce making his siblings think he was dead). dick is shown over and over that if he gets mad, the people he loves will treat him badly or leave him.
and i know comics aren't realistic, especially batfamily ones. not at all. but i think it's kind of cool that even if it's an accident, dick grayson forcing himself to push down his anger is really realistic for someone with grief-related abandonment issues and idk man it's sad and a tragedy and i eat it up when characters behave in ways that readers can trace back to their trauma
#pov dick grayson is literally me#dick grayson#kyra does psych evals again#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#batfamily#batfam#batman
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A hodge-podge of Imperials and Separatists for your viewing pleasure.
#darth vader#darth maul#alexsandr kallus#count dooku#orson krennic#moralo eval#osi sobeck#mitth'raw'nuruodo#general grievous#wullf yularen#wilhuff tarkin#asajj ventress#sheev palpatine#darth plagueis#star wars#grand admiral thrawn
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one of the funniest parts of canon tos has to be that everytime kirk is even slightly in a bad mood bones is immediately up in the captains log like: dear diary, my friend jim was slightly mean to chekov today, clearly he is mentally deranged and i have to commit him asap :(
#no but seriously#anytime jim looks sad hes like: psych eval immediately or he’ll die#bones be whipping out the psych evals everytime he so much as sighs#hes so mom friend but also more specifically gay friend group mom friend#bones mccoy#jim kirk#spock#tos#star trek tos#star trek
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Ghost: *working on a report*
Roach: *walks into his office with a red marker and writes a giant ‘F’ across the paper before running out of the room*
Ghost, softly and full of emotion: Gary…
Roach, from the hall: YOU FAILED YOUR PSYCHE EVALUATION
Ghost: Again-? WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH MY SHIT?! GARY-
#call of duty#modern warfare#simon ghost riley#gary roach sanderson#incorrect quotes#simon ‘definitely not passing that psych eval’ riley
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THEY CLONED TYRONE (2023), dir. Juel Taylor
#they cloned tyrone#eric b. robinson jr#juel taylor#theyclonedtyroneedit#filmedit#flashing gif#moviegifs#netflixedit#dailynetflix#dailytvfilmgifs#fyeahmovies#flashing lights#one of my favorite scene along the we going down evalator remix#flashing tw#my
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PLEASE CAN WE HAVE MORE KÖNIG WITH HIS LIL DEMON
I will always write more of König and Fetch.
König jolts in his chair, knees hitting the underside of his desk as your hands slide over his thighs. He looks down at you in a panic, your eyes glowing in the relative shadow of his desk, then across the wood at the Lieutenant standing at attention. The soldier's nerves and concern radiate off of him, eyes fixed to König as he tries to put his composure back together. KorTac runs a tight ship, König runs a tight ship, he can't have his men thinking he's got... women under his desk. Or one woman in particular. A very determined one who rubs her cheek against his knee and attempts to push closer.
"Dismissed Lieutenant." König tells the man.
"But Colonel, I haven't finished my-"
"Dismissed." König says more forcefully, the man straightens past perfect and nods before artfully scrambling out of the office. König sags back against his chair, drags a hand down his covered face. You are going to be the death of him.
"Fetch," he groans, exasperation coloring his tone, "What are you doing Schöne?"
"You seem tense." You nuzzle closer against his thigh, pulling yourself further from the shadows. König rests his elbow on the arm of his desk chair, his cheek against his knuckles as he stares you down.
"I have been out of the field for," he takes a deep breath, rubs his eyes, "too long now." You hum, and fingers dragging up his thighs to his belt. "You will excuse me if I am-"
"Tense."
"Not entertaining you." König corrects. You pout, your fingers stilling. You don't need entertaining, that's just rude. You've been perfectly content sitting in König's shadow while he did all his silly busy work. You listened to all the stupid whining from the other KorTac operators, and watched your commanding officer give orders with an ever growing hunger.
To say you were obsessed with the brutal efficiency with which König operated was an understatement. If you'd thought it was only his kills which had bought him a demonic companion you were witnessing first hand how incorrect an assumption that was. You've never seen a man command such degrees of respect and fear.
"Then let me entertain myself." König hums, eyes flicking to the door. You're getting better at reading him, but you can't tell if that's anxiety or amusement in his eyes.
"Lock the door, Fetch." He says after a moment. You hardly waste the time it would take to get up, flicking your wrist in the general direction of the office door to hear the metal click of the lock turn. The rest of your focus is on opening König's belt. He slides forward, closer to the edge of the chair, legs spreading wider on either side of you. You're not one to pass up an open invitation.
You pull his cock free of his pants and whine at the sight of it. Even soft he's a beast of a man. At some point you have to find whoever matched you to him and thank them. Truly they are doing the devil's work.
You push up onto your knees and press your lips against the length of his cock, tongue darting out to taste his skin with a pleased hum. König wraps a hand around one of your horns, a firm reminder of his authority. Not that you need it. Oh no you are always well aware of his status as your superior officer and summoner. That's half the fun of being summoned in the first place, knowing you're at his command, or at his feet in this particular instance.
"I told you Schöne, I can't entertain you." He reminds you, setting the paper down to sign before picking up another. You pull off with a frown, that gets his attention. König pushes at your horn, tipping your head back to look at him with a smile in his eyes. “I didn’t tell you to stop,” He clarifies, “I meant do whatever you want.”
Your drooling is working well for you so far, slicking König's quickly hardening cock enough to stroke it. His thick length is already too much to get your fingers all the way around. You're better with your mouth anyway, always mindful of your teeth when you close your lips around the head of his cock to suck. Tongue circling while your hand twists and pumps his length. You just remember to glance at König, too focused on your work. He's reading over a report, eyes scanning the paper as you bob your head down his cock. You whine, desperate for a shred of his attention.
Your eyes go wide. Whatever you want? He nods, and pulls your horn to press your face against his cock. As previously mentioned, you’re not one to pass up an open invitation. Quick to start pumping his cock with your fingers again as you duck your head to lick his balls. Dragging your tongue along the thin sensitive skin, feeling the texture of his coarse hair. Whatever you want? Oh you are going to worship him. Whatever you want means König cumming is not the end goal. Besides, he has to work.
You’re not meant to be let off leash. He’s supposed to give you orders, not hand you the reins. You trace every line and vein of his cock with your tongue, press languid kisses along the length of him, absolutely lose yourself in the taste and feel of him. Sweat, salt, military issue soap and the bitterness of pre-cum coat your tongue and fill your nose. König keeps you well fed but you haven’t seen battle in weeks. Now the lazy waves of lust that roll through him with the roll of your tongue feel like the best meal you’ve had in years.
You squeeze your fingers around the base of his cock as you wrap your lips around the head, easing your way down with fluttering lashes. You swallow, tongue rubbing against the underside of his cock until you reach your fingers. Then your hand drops to your lap and you still with your nose against his pubic bone, enjoying the feeling of being full. The heavy cock on your tongue, the ache in your jaw, the pressure of him stretching out your throat… You purr around him, earning a very pleased hum from König above you.
His hand leaves your horn to pet your hair as you cockwarm him. Your thoughts are fuzzy, your skin warm, all of you lulled by an affectionate hand, the scent of him, and a cock down your throat. Your fingers slip between your legs, lazy and indulgent, rubbing the slick from your cunt along your slit to circle your clit. When König is done with his work he’ll bend you over his desk and fuck you for being so needy, you want to be ready.
#demon!darling au#könig mw2#colonel könig#oc: fetch#König#König x oc#König x reader#könig smut#Nobody talk to me about König being minorly ooc#I think he's got a “work mode” that lets him function like a normal person#y'know like a customer service personality#but for the fucking military#how did this man pass his psych evals#I don't think he did I think they just couldn't not let him kill people#Fetch is so fucking obsessed with this man#And he treats her like a pet#unlike Ghost who treats Die like a helpful annoyance
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Star Trek: Picard
The Next Generation
#trekedit#picardedit#raffi musiker#michelle hurd#star trek: picard#picard s3#scifiedit#tvedit#raffi: “you have no idea how hard it is to be in this world”#mr worf: no i do. i've seen your psych eval.#thought we'd been working on ourselves bro
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Dizzy: "I need help."
Mal: "With...?"
Dizzy: "I need advice on love. How did you know you were in love with Evie?"
Mal, internally: "I'm in love with Evie?'
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the dichotomy of "free healthcare is slow and paid healthcare is fast" is absolutely fucking false. guess who is waiting well over 4 months to have an introductory appointment with a neurologist (for its very scary and dangerous seizures) and has to pay out its ass for it.
#when i needed a neuropsych eval to figure out what the fuck was up with these Other Episodes i have sometimes it was like. a year and a half#out and it ended up being canceled so i still don't know what the deal is with that. wjat ever.
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happy 6 months to me literally being someone’s lawyer. that’s still soooo insane to me. your tumblr mutual shitposting about books is also giving legal advice and going to court
#got a rlly good 180 day eval literally put my head in my hands and cried#I’ve already had 42 clients which is wild to me#I still can’t believe I actually did it like. I Am an Attorney#technically I have been a lawyer for 9 months but I started my lawyer job 6 months ago :)
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Test Track AU (T$$ AU Masterlist)
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@theonewithallthefixations , @violets-whumperflies , @whump-me , @pirefyrelight , @soheavyaburden , @snakebites-and-ink , @whumpsday ,@suspicious-whumping-egg , @cryptidwritings , @painsandconfusion , @grizzlie70 , @bloodsweatandpotato , @ladyblogofficialreporter @whumper-soot , @poeticagony
#yeah he could theoretically fight back but 1#the drugs are still wearing off#and 2#the interrogator left him strung up on the wire until well after he was unconscious#(and then gave him the paper after he woke up)#they are not pleased with his teeny little rebellion#whump art#whump comic#t$$ test track au#beating#blood#aftermath of whump#(if it wasn't clear they're referring to the blank eval)
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