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Hermione: Go on Draco, go down the slide!
Draco: ehh, i don’t know looks kind of steep
Pansy: come on Draco don’t be a pussy
Draco: ok, fine…
*draco going really fast down the slide getting to the end and hearing the loudest snap of bones*
Harry: OH MY GOD DRACO! ARE YOU OK!!
Draco: yeah I think so but my foot is killing me
Harry: ok we better take you to st mungos just incase…
*at st mungos*
Nurse: ok so Draco you have broken 3 metatarsals and either require to be in a cast or we could do a spell to repair it but be warned it will hurt…like really really badly…
Draco: fuck it do the spell…
Draco: HOLY FUCKING MERLIN OH GOD OH GOD
Nurse: told you…oh and one other thing, you will require to do that everyday for 2 weeks maximum!
(Story is based of real events)
#harry potter#lgbtq#harry potter memes#draco malfoy#drarry#draco x harry#incorrect quotes#drarry memes#harry potter incorrect quotes#broken bones#pansy parkinson#hermione granger
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*Harry sneezing*
Draco:
*Harry still sneezing*
Draco: SHUT UP YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME SICK
Harry: I’m so so so sorry for sneezing, Mr. Germophobe
Draco: I AM NOT a germophobe
Harry: You carry 5 bottles of hand sanitizer on you at all times
Draco: that means nothing…
Harry: how about the fact you refuse to go near children in the fear of getting sick
Draco: they are snot filled gromits that hold a billion diseases…
Harry: …ok, how about you wash your hands THREE times before eating anything, you bring your own utensils to restaurants, you-
Draco: OK OK ENOUGH, I GET IT IM A GERMOPHOBE!!!
Harry: …I think that’s the first time you have ever admitted I’m right
#drarry memes#drarry#harry potter#harry potter memes#draco malfoy#draco x harry#harry potter incorrect quotes#germophobia#incorrect quotes#lgbtq
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*Draco dressed up as santa*
Harry: Draco what are you doing?
Draco: Come sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas…
*Harry blushing*
Harry: O-Ok
Draco: good boy
#harry potter#lgbtq#drarry smut#drarry#drarry memes#draco x harry#draco malfoy#gay#harry potter incorrect quotes#harry potter memes#christmas
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*Draco apperating to Malfoy Manor*
Draco: GINNY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
*Ginny drunk*
Ginny: having a couple of drinks with Narcissa, y-you know…you’re mum is a great person…way better then you anyway…
Narcissa: oh thanks honey, you know I would adopt you anyday, always wanted a daughter
Draco: MOTHER?! WHAT THE HELL
Narcissa: oh don’t act like you didn’t know that already
Draco: Y-YEAH WE-WELL I didn’t need to hear you say it… NOW GINNY GET OUT!
Narcissa: Draco
Draco: What?
Narcissa: get out
Draco: Yes Mother…
#draco malfoy#narcissa malfoy#ginny weasley#harry potter incorrect quotes#harry potter#harry potter memes
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*reid walking into work*
Derek: Hey pretty boy, top or bottom?
*reid spitting out his coffee*
Reid: WHAT?!?
Derek: Top or bottom bunk…
Reid: oh oh umm…bottom I suppose…?
Emily: *wispering* looks like someone’s got a crush…
#criminal minds#spencer reid#bau team#criminal minds incorrect quotes#jennifer jereau#emily prentiss#spencer reid incorrect quotes#derek morgan#lgbtq#penelope garcia
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*reid walking into work, hair everywhere*
*derek smiling and smirking*
Reid: What? Whats wrong? Did I spill coffee on myself again?
Derek: oh nothing pretty boy, by the state of your hair I’m saying you had a fun night, if you know what I mean *wink wink*
Reid: oh, what? Oh yeah that’s why my hair is a mess, totally why it’s a mess
Reid: *whispering* it’s not like I just fell down the stairs or something…
Derek: what’s that pretty boy
Reid: oh nothing, nothing, don’t worry
#criminal minds#spencer reid#criminal minds incorrect quotes#bau team#spencer reid incorrect quotes#derek morgan#lgbtq#jennifer jereau#emily prentiss
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Reid: I finally got my autism diagnosis!
Garcia: Finally!!! So glad I’m not the only neurodivergent one. diagonsed neurodivergent one that is…
Emily: what do you mean by “only diagnosed one”
Gracia: Well, you clearly have adhd
Emily: how do I have adhd?!
Garcia: Your sudden uncontrollable bursts of anger
Emily: yeah that can mean anything…
Derek: you’re the biggest procrastinator I’ve ever met not to mention your 3 weeks behind on reports
Emily: yeah I’ll get that done tomorrow…
Derek: you said that yesterday
Reid: also not to mention you either hyperfocus or don’t focus at all
Garcia: plus 2 weeks ago I made you fill out an adhd questionaire
Emily: you did?!?
Garcia: yes and you were talking to JJ the whole time you were doing it, surprised you got any questions answered, honestly.
Emily: how didn’t I notice?!
Garcia: idk but you didn’t oh and you got 85/90 so you may wanna go get tested.
#actually adhd#adhd#criminal minds#spencer reid#bau team#criminal minds incorrect quotes#emily prentiss#jennifer jereau#spencer reid incorrect quotes#lgbtq#derek morgan#aaron hotchner
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Harry Potter Characters Who I Think Smoke 🍃:
- Fred and George, they definitely smoke in their dorm at night with Lee, also the schools biggest dealers.
-Hermione, she smokes it when she gets stressed over exams.
-Harry, sometimes he just needs a break from being “the chosen one”
-Draco, mainly does it to rebel against his parents.
- Ron, you don’t think he’s hungry all the time for no reason do you?
- Luna, she try’s to keep the nargles at bay.
-James Potter, Remus Lupin & Sirius black, they were high all the time & professor mcgonagall confiscated their 🍃 on more than one occasion, they always did wonder what she did with it.
-professor mcgonagall, wasn’t a big smoker, never bought it for herself but she wasn’t against confiscating and smoking other students 🍃
#🍃#Harry potter#Fred weasley#George weasley#weasley twins#Ron Weasley#hermione granger#Neville longbottom#Luna lovegood#marauders#Remus lupin#Sirius black#James potter#headcanons#incorrect quotes#professor mcgonagall
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Harry Potter Characters Sexuality and Pronouns:
(Tw: Headcanons and Opinions)
Sirius Black: Genderfluid, bisexual (male pref) & He/They/She
Remus Lupin: Bisexual (no pref) & He/Him
James Potter: Pansexual & He/Him
Peter Pettigrew: Panromantic, Asexual & He/it
Harry Potter: Bisexual (no pref) & He/Him
Draco Malfoy: Gay & He/Him
Ron Weasley: Straight & He/Him
Hermione Granger: Bicurious & She/Her
Luna Lovegood: Lesbian, Ace Spec, Demigirl & They/it/ she
Ginny Weasley: Lesbian & She/Her
#harry potter#Luna lovegood#peter pettigrew#young marauders#marauders#Sirius black#wolf star#Remus Lupin#James potter#Ginny Weasley#ron weasley#lgbtq#harry potter incorrect quotes#headcanons#drarry#Draco malfoy
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Ron: did you hear Draco’s sleeping with a gryffindor?!
Hermione: yeah, I also heard he’s gay as well
Ron: Harry did you know about this?
Harry: *unknowingly wearing a slytherin tie*
Ron: WHAT IS THAT YOURE WEARING?!?
Harry: huh? Oh umm this, well I- you see- uhhh…
Ron: YOURE SLEEPING WITH MALFOY?!?
Harry: uhhhh
Ron: YOURE A BLOODY GIT DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
#ron weasley#drarry#drarry memes#incorrect quotes#harry potter#Harry potter memes#hermione granger#draco malfoy#draco x harry#lgbtqplus
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Emily: Hey reid what do you want for your birthday?
Reid: the sweet relief of death.
Emily: One psychologist referral it is then…
#criminal minds#spencer reid#bau team#criminal minds incorrect quotes#emily prentiss#spencer reid incorrect quotes
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Emily: *lying there half dead trying to fix her hair*
JJ: Emily, what are you doing!? the more you move the more blood you’re losing!
Emily: can’t die with my hair looking like this, gotta be able to pull some bitches in the afterlife.
JJ: *whispering* this bitch is actually insane…
#criminal minds#bau team#criminal minds incorrect quotes#jennifer jereau#emily prentiss#lgbtq#jemily#lesbian Emily Prentiss
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these are so fun to make
i made two of this one because I couldn’t decide
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marvel universe where only the things i like are canon
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Bucky: Stevie what are you doing…
Steve: wrapping you in bubble wrap
Bucky: Steve, we are going on a train, trains are much more advanced then they were before besides it’s only going to be us on that train…
Steve: Can’t have ya losin’ another arm
Bucky: Jesus Christ, Steve.
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Garcia: everybody let’s do the rice purity test!
Hotch: whats that?
Garcia: it’s a test to see how innocent you are, the lower you get the less innocent the higher you get the more innocent.
Derek: everyone knows Reid’s gonna get the most.
Reid: we’ll see…
Garcia: BEGIN!!!
Emily: I got 74…
JJ: 63…
Derek: 16…
Hotch: 27…
Reid: 9
Garcia: WHAT?!?
#criminal minds#spencer reid#criminal minds incorrect quotes#bau team#jennifer jereau#derek morgan#spencer reid incorrect quotes#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#lgbtq
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*Garcia hacking into everyone’s search history*
JJ: 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰-𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮?
Emily: 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰-𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬?
Derek: 𝘓𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴
Garcia: Really derek, at work?!
Reid: 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮?
Garcia: oh reid…
#criminal minds#spencer reid#bau team#criminal minds incorrect quotes#derek morgan#jennifer jereau#spencer reid incorrect quotes#emily prentiss#lgbtq#jemily#Penelope garcia
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