The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

if there are circumstances that can lead to you getting very ill, your partner's response should be figuring out how they can alter their own actions and life to help avoid those circumstances, not blaming you for getting ill as a result of them.

Never liked you anyway

A little birdie told me that some people have been seen arguing on the internet over whether or not wario would do nft's. As a devoted wario defender and enthusiast i am here to say that of fucking course wario would do nft's, he would do it all, he would do nft's, he would do crypto, he would fire everyone and replace them with ai, even mike. And when all is said and done he will never be successful. His nft's tank in value, all his crypto catches on fire, and his chatgpt falls in love with a beautiful maiden and rides away into the sunset. All because of woke.

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.

Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"