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RWBYJNPR Poly blog
a ask blog about the au hijinks of a polycule made up of teams rwby and jnpr
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to the entire polycule
How'd the families react to y'all dating?
Ruby: Dad and Uncle Qrow were both pretty cool with it!
Yang: Well dad would be a hypocrite if he wasn't.
Blake: My parents were...surprised but very supporting.
Phyrra: Same!
Jaune: Don't get me started on the good natured teasing from my sisters...
Weiss: And we've already talked about MY mess...
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to the entire poly
So,who cooks?is it just Ren?or does anyone else know how to cook?
Blake: I chip in from time to time but I only really know the bear minimum.
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to the entire poly,
How is everyone like in bed?,like who's the cuddler,who snores the most ECT?
Weiss: GOD does Yang ever snore!
Yang: Weiss!
Ruby: She's got ya there sis! In other news, Jaune, Blake, Phyrra and Nora are easily the biggest cuddlers.
Ren: To clarify, we don't all always share a single bed.
Jaune: Yeeaah. On our budgets and space it wouldn't work so regularly we rotate between whose on the bed in the bedroom and who's cuddling on the fold up couch in the living room.
Weiss: Exept when Yang and Ruby drag the rest of us into building and sleeping in pillow forts...
Ruby: You know you love it!
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Better safe than sorry
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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to ruby and yang (most of my asks are probably gonna be bout you two cause I love em),
How does it feel dating six different people who your also sharing with your sibling
Ruby: it's uhhh-
Yang: It's great! I get more people ta love and I can know for certain my favorite little sis is with good people!
Jaune: Yeah that makes sense, just don't bring that up to any of MY sisters? I'm pretty certain that'd result in at least a few of them trying to seduce you.
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Do the polycule know bout the sister's childhood?like how yang basically raised ruby?or is it different in your au?
Weiss: Yeah pretty much.
Blake: It actually came up with us before we were dating. Well, us as in me, Weiss and Jaune.
Nora: Yeeaah, me and Ren didn't get in on it till after we were ALL a thing.
Yang: And I wouldn't say I raised Ruby, yeah I stepped up to help out more after Summer died and dad hit a depressive spiral but he eventually pulled himself out!
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Pyrrha
I picture your future being a famous sport woman, the invincible girl and haveing your face in cereal box and others products.
Phyrra: Oh, well thank you! I'm actually already part of several teams but I really don't think-
Nora: Don't think nothin! Your awesome! You could TOTALLY go pro if you wanted!
Ren: She's right, don't underestimate yourself.
Phyrra: * Blushes *
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(More random nonsense while I wait for asks)
RWBYJNPR at breakfast
Phyrra: So! What's everyone's plans for today?
Blake: I have a protest I helped organize, it's for an important issue if not one I'm particularly passionate about personally, but it's a favor to a freind and last time I wasn't there to reel in that particular group they almost committed eco terrorism.
Weiss: I've got a big exam coming up so I'll be studying all day.
Ruby: I'm going to let Weiss get JUST enough done before dragging her out of the house for her own good!
Weiss: Hey!
Nora: I actually finally got a audition thanks to my favorite agent!
Ren: And I'll be driving her to the audition.
Jaune: What kind of audition is it?
Nora: If I get the part then I'll be in a commercial!
Ren: Well she'll be the pair of human hands pouring the food in a cat food commercial.
Ruby: It's a starts!
Yang: I actually got work today. So Phyr, what are your plans?
Phyrra: You know that one girl at the gym that's been getting on our nerves?
Nora *with her mouth full*: Tha bish Harried?
Phyrra: Yes Harriet, let's just say on my last solo gym visit she finally mouthed off too far and I informed it was time to put up or shut up.
Yang: Ooh! What ya doing?
Phyrra: We're taking things to the ring, Jaune's gonna be my corner man.
Jaune: And you'll both need a traimed medic on hand.
Weiss: IN-training medic..
Jaune: Hey its better than nothing!
Nora: Break her legs sweetheart!
Yang: Yo lover boy don't forget to us a recording and at least a few pictures of that throw down!
Jaune: Don't worry I will.
Ruby: Ooh! When's it starting!
Phyrra: We're to meet up for round one in about a hour.
Ruby: Great! Me and Weiss will come along to cheer you on!
Weiss: Ruby! Already said I have to-
Ruby: You can study later! Supporting somone close to weather it's your girlfriend or your sister when she's punching somone in the face is way more important!
Yang: Hell yeah sis!
Blake: Somedays I REALLY wonder about you two's childhood.
#ruby rose#jaune arc#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#yang xiao long#lie ren#RWBYJNPR
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in-between asks incorrect quote
Before the group was together
Ruby: How do you tell somone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Jaune: Exuse me Mr and/or Mis, would you give me the honors of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Weiss: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Ruby: You know if the devils real, his deals must have gotten really different over the years
Weiss: Huh? What are yo-
Blake: No Ruby has a good point.
Ruby: Yeah! I mean like, back in the ye oldie times where the concept came about you have people trading their souls for stuff like personal success or general bad things to happen to their enemies. But with how pop culture is now ALOT of people would just ask for superpowers. Like, can you imagine how surprised he would have been the first time somone came to him and said they wished for like...I don't know, all the abilities of Superman?
Jaune: But what about witches? Wasn't their whole thing originally giving themselves to the devil for power?
Blake: True but that's for general magic abilities/the ability to do magic. Not very specific superpowers.
Nora: Hail Satan!
Weiss *facepalming*: Honey no-
#ruby rose#blake belladonna#jaune arc#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#RWBY#nonsense#i made this because of boredom
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Weiss,
What is the relationship with your parents a s slibings?
(Sorry for the late response!)
Weiss: Father and I haven't been on speaking terms for a while, basically ever since I was JUST dating Ruby.
Ruby: He did NOT take the revelation of his daughters Sexuality well...
Weiss: Right, Winter I'm actually on great terms with, she stepped in and helped pay for my tuition when father cut me off. She also took legal custody of Whitley once father finally screwed up and acted abusive publicly enough that his money couldn't save him in court. As for Whitley-
Jaune: He's actually pretty cool!
Weiss: He's...been getting better. Un-teaching him everything father shoved in his head is a ongoing process but me and Winter are finally rebuilding our relationship with him! As for mother......
Phyrra *putting a hand on her shoulder*: It's ok, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.
Weiss *shaking her head*: No, no! It's fine. My mother....died in a D.U.I a few years ago.
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(Once again filling the time between asks with incorrect quotes)
1.
Weiss: Why is Jaune on the floor crying?
Ruby: he's drunk.
Weiss: And?
Ren: He saw a picture of our boyfriend.
Weiss: But he's our boyfriend?
Ren: I know.
2.
Jaune: I have a bad feeling about this...
Nora: What do you mean?
Jaune: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if your going to get into trouble?
Nora: No?
Weiss: That actually explains so much.
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Ruby: This was almost a great idea.
Blake: You just described 90 percent of our stuff.
4.
Blake: How high are you?
Pyrrha: I don't know how to say it in feet.
Yang: No, she's asking what drugs your on.
Pyrrha: Oh, antidepressants, why?
#blake belladonna#ruby rose#yang xiao long#jaune arc#lie ren#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#incorrect quotes#pollination#jnpr berries#RWBYJNPR
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Do you study or work guys?
Weiss: most of us are in college but some of us work full or part time. I'm a buisness major.
Ruby: I'm studying engineering.
Yang: I'm a mechanic
Nora: I'M actually trying to make it as a actress! And Rens my agent!
Ren: On the side. I'm mostly focusing on my work as a psychology student.
Blake: Most of my work is none profit.
Pyrrha: I'm attending college on a athletics scholarship and...I'm not really sure what I want to do afterwards...
Jaune *patting her reassuringly on the shoulder*: It's alright we all know you will eventually. And I'm actually studying medicine!
#ruby rose#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#lie ren#jaune arc#JNPR berries#pollination#RWBYJNPR#ask
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Nice
So, how the reletionship started?
Jaune: Funnily enough we actually started as two completely separate Polycules that eventually just....came together.
Ruby: Yeah, on our side Blake and Yang had already been dating for a year when Weiss managed to tone down the tsundere and admit she likes me-
Weiss: Hey!
Ruby: You know it's true! Anyway after that me and Yang introduced her and Blake to eachother and-
Yang: Instant sexual tension!
Blake: I've been involved in activism since I was a child and Weiss's families company had done some shady things so the antagonism just sorta came naturally but-
Nora: "Oh no she's hot!"
Blake *blushing*: Basically.
Ruby: I'd been low key attracted to Blake for a while and even if it took awhile Yang and Weiss eventually grew on eachother to. So one day we sat down talked it out and we were together!
Jaune: On our end I'd been the oblivious crush for Pyrrha for a....embarrassingly long time.
Ren: And me and Nora had known eachother and been dancing around our feelings for years.
Nora: Long story short one night we were all drinking and I was so drunk and fed up with all the pining I locked Jaune and Pyrrha in a closet and snogged Ren then and there!
Pyrrha: After that we were dating individually until-
Ren: Until Nora got drunk again and made several comments and innuendo on how attractive she found Jaune and Pyrrha.
Pyrrha *bright red*: One thing led to another and before we knew it we all awoke in the same bed.
Yang: Wow getting drunk really played a big roll in you guys side of things huh?
Jaune: Heh, yeah yeah....
Ruby: Anyways me and Jaune had through all of this already been freinds completely oblivious to eachothers love lives-
Jaune: We'd actually it turned out we both had small crushes on eachother for a while.
Ruby: Right! But anyways one day we were talking and it FINALLY came out that we were both in polyamorous relationships.
Jaune: Obviously we both immediately decided we needed to get everybody together-
Nora: But not like together together. We were all just really interested in meeting people with a relationship like ours in real life!
Yang: But low and behold we all became freinds and things escalated from there. Me Nora and Pyrrha developed a more... intense mutual attraction hanging out at the gym.
Weiss: I immediately found Pyrrha desirable and she was...patient with me.
Ruby: Hah! You admit you were full tsundere!
Weiss *elbowing Ruby in the side*: Shut it!
Blake: Me and Ren were easily the most...subdued members of our groups and bonded over it.
Ren: And things continued like that until we got where we are now.
#ruby rose#ask#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#blake belladonna#lie ren#pollination#JNPR berries#RWBYJNPR
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This is a RWBY X JNPR ship minius Yang x Riby becouse they are sisters?
Ruby and Yang: YES!
Blake: I know you two are tired of having to tell people that but you know it IS a important thing to establish.
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(A friendly reminder to those following or even just paying attention that this is a ask blog and I can't put out much without asks. So till I get them miscellaneous incorrect quotes!)
1. (Before the group was a full polycule)
Yang: Did Blake just tell me she loves me for the first time?
Ruby: Yeah, she did.
Yang: And did I just do finger guns back?
Ruby: Yeah you did.
2.
Weiss: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Ruby: Yeah, well your stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Jaune: Let's watch sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Ren: Okay.
Jaune: And take turns making out during the scary parts.
Weiss: Th-
Weiss: The scary parts.
Ren: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Pyrrha: Hi,, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Yang *coming up behind her with her arms around Jaune and Ren's shoulders*: We're "a couple of things"
Nora: I'm "got distracted"
#ruby rose#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#lie ren#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#blake belladonna#incorrect quotes
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Blog about RWBY and JNPR in a great big poly relationship in a semi modern au! Asks open!
Ren *from the kitchen*: Who used all the salt?
Jaune: What?
Ren *Peaking through the door frame*: I was about to make dinner but all the salts gone.
Pyrrha: That's strange
Weiss: NORA!
Nora: What!? It wasn't me I swear!
Blake *not looking up from her book*: You can't really blame us for assuming all things considered.
Nora:.... yeah that's fair
Everyone's eyes then go to Yang.
Yang: In my defense Nora DID dare me!
Weiss : I KNEW IT!
Nora: Hey I just said it wasn't me DIRECTLY! I never said I was completely uninvolved!
Yang: Plus Ruby was there to egging us on!
Ruby: *GASP* Betrayed by my own flesh and blood!?
Yang: ALL is fair in love and tatling!
Weiss: Ugh, what did Nore even dare you to with the salt?
Yang: Eat it all in one chugging. I won that bet obviously!
Blake, Ren, Pyrrha and Jaune:........
Pyrrha: Sweetie are you OK?
Ren: That is definitely not healthy.
Jaune: Should.....Should we call the hospital?
Yang: Guy's, Guy's calm down I'm fine!
Weiss *rubbing her temples*: I swear even If you don't give yourself a heart attack one of these days you'll give ME one.
Yang *wraps an arm around Weiss and kisses her cheek: Aww your cute when your worried about me!
Weiss *blushing*
Nora: Still can't believe how easily I lost that five bucks
Yang: Oh don't be so salty hun!
The rest: Groans
#team rwby#jnpr#ruby rose#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#jaune arc#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#polyamory#AU#asks open#pollination#JNPR berries#RWBYxJNPR
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