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polywantacracker2 · 1 year
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to the entire polycule
How'd the families react to y'all dating?
Ruby: Dad and Uncle Qrow were both pretty cool with it!
Yang: Well dad would be a hypocrite if he wasn't.
Blake: My parents were...surprised but very supporting.
Phyrra: Same!
Jaune: Don't get me started on the good natured teasing from my sisters...
Weiss: And we've already talked about MY mess...
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nescio7 · 1 year
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Is there a specific name for RWBYxJNPR? Like Pollinated Berries?
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rachetmath · 4 years
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TAKING WHAT’S YOURS!!!
JNRO heading to dorm room, ready to relax after a long day of work.
Nora: Uuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhh I’m so tired.
Ren: That was a more trouble than it was worth.
Oscar: Really? Try going fifty rounds with other students plus thirty with the General. I’m so exhausted I can barely keep my eyes open and move my arms.
Jaune with his team made it all the way to the front of their dorm room.
Jaune: Alright, alright, I know everyone’s tired, but now we’re on break. So, let’s eat what we got, like for me, cookies.
Nora: Cake!
Ren: Sushi.
Oscar: And that pork sandwich. By the way thanks Jaune.
Jaune: No worries, consider it an apology for Argus and not saving you a slice of cake. Don’t get used to it thou. *opens the dorm room door* Now let’s….
Jaune cuts himself off, shocked along with his friends at what they were seeing. Team RWBY, inside their dorm room with Ruby eating Jaune’s cookies, Weiss nibbling Nora’s cake, Blake devouring Ren’s sushi, and Yang gobbling up Oscar’s pork sandwich. Team RWBY were surprised to see they’re friends as well with Jaune and one of his eye’s twitching, Nora, with her hammer, furious, Ren staring in disappointment, and Oscar with puppy dog eyes.
Jaune: Ruby!!!
Ruby: Hey.
Jaune: WHY?!!!
Weiss: Sorry.
Nora: *demon voice* MY CAKE!!!
Blake: They were delicious. *giggle*
Ren: *mad but trying to laugh it off* I want to kill you for just saying that.
Yang: Sorry Oscar.
Oscar: *muttering* My- my pork. *sniff*
Ruby: Okay there’s a good explanation here.
Jaune: Explain, woman!
Ruby: It was… finders keepers.
Jaune, shocked at the answers, contained his will to punch something with all his strength, until he claimed down and said-
Jaune: Ruby. This… is our dorm room. All the food you ate had our names written on the wraps, the bag and container. There is literally no way that what you’re saying is remotely accurate.
Weiss: True, but sharing is caring.
Nora: Fu- oh *deep breaths and release* you didn’t even ask.
Blake: Well why didn’t you offer to buy us something?
Ren: Are you serious?
Jaune: We asked, yesterday, “Do you want to head out and buy something from town?” You said, “No.”
Yang: Well what do want us to do?
Ren: Take responsibility. Pay us back.
Oscar: My pork.
Ruby: And what if we say no.
Jaune: I don’t care if it’s a little piece, I’m eating what I paid for.
Ruby: How? *presents the empty cookie bag* I ate them.
Jaune: Well the bits are still in your mouth.
Ruby: Wait wha-
Jaune, catching Ruby off guard, starting locking lips with her. Ruby tried to push him away, but she started feeling his tongue exploring her mouth as it searches for cookies bits, leaving Ruby vulnerable. As Jaune felt nothing, Ruby was enjoying it as her eyes closed up and she started to rap her arms around his neck. After a minute passed, they stopped with Jaune getting what he wants while Ruby, now barely able to stand, sits down and with an amazed look on her face. The rest her team were in disbelief, but it wasn’t over.
Nora: *looking at Weiss’s* Hey have some icing left on your face.
Weiss: O sor-
Nora: Let me.
Nora approaches Weiss and proceeds to lick the icing from her face and her lips. Then like Jaune and Ruby, Nora kisses Weiss with same intent and smoothness as her leader did. This causes Weiss to blush in embarrassment.
Ren: There we are.
Ren spots a piece of rice on Blake face and starts nabbing all them with lips. This caused Blake too also blush in humiliation.
Yang seeing Oscar approach her and not wanting anything weird done to her, presents to him about twenty five percent of the pork sandwich she has not eaten. However instead of nabbing it he implied Yang to feed it to him. Yang confused but does as he says but instead of being weird, Yang found it cute.
Jaune: Well I guess it was worth the price.
Nora: Not bad.
Ren: Wished I can taste more than the rice.
Oscar: Mmmm so good, thanks Yang.
Yang: *red* N-no problem. *pats his head* (So cute.)
Team RWBY left their friends room, apologizing and amazed at what happened. Once they returned to their room, they agreed to never take anything of JNRO again. Well maybe except one.
Ruby: I should probably steal Jaune cookies more often if he plans on doing that again.
Yang: No.
Blake: That was a one-time deal.
Ruby: You wouldn’t know that.
Yang: The answer’s still no, you want a kiss from him, do it without confrontation.
Ruby: *pouts* Fine.
Weiss: *still embarrassed*
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jokerfan99 · 5 years
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rwbyvein · 5 years
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RWBYxJNPR: Repose 2 - Sleepover
Following Weiss' insistence, the tents were divided along gender lines, with the girls in the larger tent.
Blake: So, now that we're here, why did we... break the tents up?..
Nora: She's just afraid of something interesting happening.
Yang: There's no way Pyrrha would say no to Jaune.
Nora: I wouldn't say no to Ren, either.
Pyrrha: Then why are we here?
Ruby: I'm more worried about leaving Ren out there by himself.
Nora: He meditates. Yeah, nothing to worry about. He'll be fine when Jaune relieves him in a few hours.
Weiss: And why is he taking the only other watch?
Pyrrha: Because he's Jaune.
Weiss: I suppose... that is true. That said, the real reason we are here is we don't spend enough time with just the six of us.
Ruby: Wait, girl talk?
Weiss: This is my first sleepover.
Blake: We are in a huntsman academy.
Yang: And... you know... live in the same room...
Weiss: But we never just stay up and talk. We are always in a rush to get to class in-time.
Yang: Because someone insists we all get there 15 minutes ahead of the bell.
Weiss: There is nothing wrong with being prompt.
Blake: And I think her point is that we haven't had any good chances to stay up and talk.
Weiss: Says the bibliophile.
Ruby: Weiss is prompt, Blake is reading, Yang is partying.
Weiss: And you're adorable.
Ruby: I am?
Pyrrha: And Nora is boisterous.
Nora: From the one-woman army of untouchable death.
Pyrrha: *blushing* If you are going to use my nickname, can we limit it to just Untouchable.
Blake: Untouchable Pyrrha?!
Pyrrha (nervously): Yes?..
Nora: You didn't know she was Untouchable Pyrrha? Seriously, how many Pyrrhas do you know?
Blake: I did grow up on Menagerie.
Pyrrha (quietly): That's me.
Blake: I'd ask for your autograph, but I know how you feel about that.
Yang: I am curious about how you know about her. I didn't think you were into tournaments?
Blake: The gladiatrix who used her fame to advocate for Faunus rights.
Pyrrha (quietly): Guilty.
Yang: So, you were helping our kitty cat before we even met you?
Pyrrha (quieter): Guilty.
Yang: I could hug you.
Weiss: The only thing saving you is that we are already in sleeping bags.
Ruby: We probably should have warned you, Yang is a hugger.
Yang: 100% guilty.
Blake: If you don't want to get hugged, now's your chance.
Pyrrha (quietly): Maybe... once... in a while... And Blake, I'd be happy to give you a signature.
Nora: Friend priviledge.
Ruby: BECAUSE RWBY AND JNPR ARE BESTEST OF FRIENDS!
(outside the tent): *cough*
Ruby: SORRY!
Weiss: Maybe if you stopped shouting.
Ruby (quieter): Sorry!
Pyrrha: It does feel like we are one team, doesn't it?, but no. Well, yes but no.
Blake: What else?
Pyrrha: Because of something other than fighting. Fighting in tournaments was just to make me a better fighter. I never did it for fame, but I did figure I could turn that fame into something good... and... I have...
Yang: Bitchin.
Weiss: *grumbling*
Yang: Out with it, ice queen.
Weiss: It's just... she... she did... what I should have... I mean... it was my father, I couldn't... couldn't go against my father?.. my entire family.
Blake: My parents always supported me; knew I was doing the right thing.
Weiss: Father would not stop until I had learned the right thing was to use the Faunus... as... as...
Blake: *blows a kiss*
Weiss: . . .
Yang: So, Nora loves Ren.
Nora: Oh, gods, yes.
Yang: And Pyrrha likes Jaune.
Pyrrha (quietly): Yes.
Yang: What about everyone else? Weiss likes Neptune.
Weiss: Oh, please. After what he put me through at the dance? *huffs*
Yang: So, who is it?
Weiss: That's... that's... that's complicated, okay.
Yang: Blake? Sun is definitely interested.
Blake: He is... He's nice enough... He's just so casual... It's like he's never taken anything serious in his life.
Yang: Sounds exactly like what you need.
Blake: You are easy going enough as it is.
Yang: What about Vomit Boy?
Weiss: Jaune?!
Yang: He is a adorable, and easy going until there's something he has to do.
Weiss: He did spend all day doing the heavy lifting for us...
Blake: I'll admit he's a stand-up guy.
Yang: But relaxed enough to maybe let you unwind for a minute.
Blake: I have... lived...
Weiss: We know... I just spent the whole day apologizing for my own failings...
Ruby (whining): Weissss
Weiss: Yes, yes, I know... and I love you girls...
Nora: In the morning, we are totally doing a group hug.
Yang: With the guys.
Nora: Well, duh.
Yang: What about you, sis?
Ruby: What about me? I'm just a kid!
Blake: You are our leader.
Weiss: And I will admit... if I have to... you are doing a fantastic job of it.
Yang: And I certainly wasn't an innocent angel at your age.
Ruby: I'm drinking my milk. I will grow up.
Yang: Doesn't mean your heart doesn't go pitter-pat when near a certain someone.
Ruby: So what if it does? I mean, *looks at Weiss*, it's complicated.
Weiss: And what about you?
Yang: I have a few I'm interested in... Nothing has happened yet, so I don't know.
* * *
Jaune: *meanders out of his tent, placing Crocea Mors on his belt*
Ren: Couldn't sleep.
Jaune: *looks at the girls' tent*
Jaune: I don't want to disturb them. We should let them have their fun.
Ren: How very self-sacrificing of you.
Jaune: From the guy who volunteered to have watch for most of the night.
Ren: It was only logical. I can gain most of my rest when meditating, but still wake soon enough to defend myself.
Jaune: *sits on a log near a lotus-position Ren*
Jaune: I have to say, it is adorable though.
Ren: The night?
Jaune: The girls. When the last time you've heard them that happy?
Ren: It has been quite some time. I must admit it is delightful. I must admit I am eternally thankful that Nora and Pyrrha have found such good friends.
Jaune: We have too.
Ren: We have. *uncrosses his legs* I have never been much for words.
Jaune: And my sisters usually did all the talking.
Jaune and Ren: *quietly look out into the night, hearing the delightful sound of the girls behind them*
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polywantacracker2 · 1 year
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to the entire poly,
How is everyone like in bed?,like who's the cuddler,who snores the most ECT?
Weiss: GOD does Yang ever snore!
Yang: Weiss!
Ruby: She's got ya there sis! In other news, Jaune, Blake, Phyrra and Nora are easily the biggest cuddlers.
Ren: To clarify, we don't all always share a single bed.
Jaune: Yeeaah. On our budgets and space it wouldn't work so regularly we rotate between whose on the bed in the bedroom and who's cuddling on the fold up couch in the living room.
Weiss: Exept when Yang and Ruby drag the rest of us into building and sleeping in pillow forts...
Ruby: You know you love it!
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polywantacracker2 · 2 years
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Blog about RWBY and JNPR in a great big poly relationship in a semi modern au! Asks open!
Ren *from the kitchen*: Who used all the salt?
Jaune: What?
Ren *Peaking through the door frame*: I was about to make dinner but all the salts gone.
Pyrrha: That's strange
Weiss: NORA!
Nora: What!? It wasn't me I swear!
Blake *not looking up from her book*: You can't really blame us for assuming all things considered.
Nora:.... yeah that's fair
Everyone's eyes then go to Yang.
Yang: In my defense Nora DID dare me!
Weiss : I KNEW IT!
Nora: Hey I just said it wasn't me DIRECTLY! I never said I was completely uninvolved!
Yang: Plus Ruby was there to egging us on!
Ruby: *GASP* Betrayed by my own flesh and blood!?
Yang: ALL is fair in love and tatling!
Weiss: Ugh, what did Nore even dare you to with the salt?
Yang: Eat it all in one chugging. I won that bet obviously!
Blake, Ren, Pyrrha and Jaune:........
Pyrrha: Sweetie are you OK?
Ren: That is definitely not healthy.
Jaune: Should.....Should we call the hospital?
Yang: Guy's, Guy's calm down I'm fine!
Weiss *rubbing her temples*: I swear even If you don't give yourself a heart attack one of these days you'll give ME one.
Yang *wraps an arm around Weiss and kisses her cheek: Aww your cute when your worried about me!
Weiss *blushing*
Nora: Still can't believe how easily I lost that five bucks
Yang: Oh don't be so salty hun!
The rest: Groans
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polywantacracker2 · 1 year
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to ruby and yang (most of my asks are probably gonna be bout you two cause I love em),
How does it feel dating six different people who your also sharing with your sibling
Ruby: it's uhhh-
Yang: It's great! I get more people ta love and I can know for certain my favorite little sis is with good people!
Jaune: Yeah that makes sense, just don't bring that up to any of MY sisters? I'm pretty certain that'd result in at least a few of them trying to seduce you.
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polywantacracker2 · 1 year
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Pyrrha
I picture your future being a famous sport woman, the invincible girl and haveing your face in cereal box and others products.
Phyrra: Oh, well thank you! I'm actually already part of several teams but I really don't think-
Nora: Don't think nothin! Your awesome! You could TOTALLY go pro if you wanted!
Ren: She's right, don't underestimate yourself.
Phyrra: * Blushes *
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rwbyvein · 5 years
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RWBYxJNPR: Repose 3 - First Dawn
Loud snoring can be heard from the boys' tent.
Weiss: I suppose they deserve the rest... after everything they did, yesterday.
Blake: We did keep them up all night.
Weiss: We, what?!
Ruby: Shh.
Blake: At one point, Jaune got out of bed. I heard him talking about how we were keeping him awake.
Weiss: And why didn't you tell us, we could have?..
Blake: Because he wanted to let us have our fun.
Pyrrha (quietly): One thing you have to accept when you get close to people, is their sacrifices for you. The worst thing you can do with a sacrifice is reject it.
Yang: So, you had fun?
Blake: Of course I did. Even if I'm not the most talkative.
Weiss: So, we should appreciate it?
Yang: And maybe get breakfast ready for them. I'll get the pancakes going.
Nora: Pancakes?! But not Ren's pancakes. I'm conflicted.
Yang: Blake, maybe take the Snow Angel, and catch us some fish?
Blake: *nods*
Weiss: Why do I have to fish? I mean...
Yang: Because everyone helps out where they can. I'm sure we'll find something that you're good at while we're here.
Weiss: Pâtissiére. If that can help us here.
Yang: Think you can make anything with camp equipment?
Weiss: I will certainly give it a shot!
Yang: After breakfast. *nods her head to the lake*
Weiss: I will endeavour to do my best!
Nora: And what do we do?
Pyrrha: If we don't chop some firewood, the boys will spend all day working again.
Nora: Well, that's certainly something we can do.
Ruby: And what about me?
Yang: Guess what the one not cooking does.
Ruby: *sighs* The dishes.
Weiss: There's dishwashing? That's something I can do! I will make sure there's not a spot on them!
Yang: Or, you can learn to fish, which will help us a lot more later on. *shrugs*
Weiss: Or I can do both! If I'm going to be on this trip, come hell or dark brother, I will contribute! My family's name is on the line.
* * *
Jaune: Oh, that smells so good!
Ren: We have an emergency!
Jaune: uh. Huh?
Ren: Someone is making pancakes.
Jaune: uhn?
Ren: Around Nora
Jaune: Oh, sweet rainbows and sunshines!
* * *
Jaune and Ren: *rush out of their tent*
Yang: *flipping pancakes*
Ren: Where's Nora?
Yang: Chopping wood.
Ren: *silent thanks*
Yang: You guys can take a bit of time to get yourselves cleaned up. I mean, we do have an ice princess here *winks* Want you guys to smell your best.
* * *
Ren and Jaune walk up to the group. The girls seemed to have gathered around.
Weiss: About time you guys showed up.
Nora: LET'S EAT.
* * *
Ruby and Weiss blaze through all the dishes.
* * *
Everyone has changed into their swimsuits. Lawn chairs are out, playing in the lake, with Weiss busing herself in the camp kitchen.
* * *
Weiss walks out to the lawn chairs with a tray full of pastries.
Weiss: I figured out what I can do with our camp equipment.
Yang: *eating one in three bites*
Yang: What the hell? I've never had anything this delicate while camping.
Weiss: Thank you. Even if the equipment is the different, the principles are the same. It did take me a few tries, though.
Jaune: You are one fantastic cook.
Weiss: *blushes*
A beowulf howls, and everyone looks in that direction.
Jaune: You girls chase them down, we'll hold down the fort.
Weiss: *huffing* And just what does that mean.
Jaune: We'll give you a safe place to fall back to.
Weiss: Oh, well, that does make wonderful sense.
Jaune: We don't want any of your precious possessions to be damaged, now do we?
Weiss: They are precious?
Jaune: To you, which means they're precious to us as well.
Weiss: Ruby, we'll do this!
Blake: In bikinis?
Weiss: *stands to attention* Yes, well, good point. We'll do this, after we change.
Yang: *snickering*
* * *
RWBY returns to the camp, seeing JNRP moving the bodies of fallen Beowulves.
Weiss: They actually did it.
Blake: I'm surprised... you're surprised...
Yang: She's not surprised.
Weiss: I'm not?!
Yang: You're impressed.
Weiss: That I am.
Yang: Vomit Boy is turning into a man before our very eyes.
Weiss: As frightening a thought as that is.
Blake: Misattribution of...
Yang: Hmm?
Blake: Nothing.
Ruby: Let's promise to do more team ups after we graduate.
Yang: This was a blast. Get it, because of the...
Weiss: Explosions, yes. And yes.
Blake: As long as we're together.
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