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The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
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A painting I did for my favourite mutual #alwayschasingraibows
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So a 40K servitor?
It’s not fair that the Borg aren’t real I wanna get turned into a cyborg zombie with no free will it seems much less stressful than working customer service.
#warhammer 40k#servitor#that's actually really common#the want to not be responsible#to be free#unfortunately to be human is to be free#and to be free responsibility is needed#losing freedom is losing yourself#it might be painful#it might be hard#but such is the human condition#it is what separate us from animals#and it is much worthy if it means I can appreciate the morning dew#or the flowers in spring#freedom is always worth it#trust me
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My most toxic trait is that I view arts I am proficient at as lesser, because I am proficient at them.
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I'd actually prefer to dress as a polish winged hussar, but you do you :/
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SCP-871 be like:
You’re in line for a slice of cake. The sign says “Absolutely no seconds”, and there are armed guards.
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Actually that happened to me once, my mom called about if I was going to have lunch at home or not and I am like.
"Mom, I am in a forest I've never been before 20km deep in seeing a fox devour a dove, so no I won't be for lunch, thanks for asking though, love you mom"
Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna
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I hate seeing politics on this site, This is my whimsy place where I can be silly, not a site where I have to be confronted by the harsh reality.
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H: sorry I watched too much code Lyoko 😅
“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”
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My cat every day
Riddler: Ah, yes. I’ve been expecting you.
Bruce: What? How’s that possible?
Riddler: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.
#bruce wayne#batman#edward nygma#riddler#gotham rogues#batfam#batfamily#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc villains#dc comics#cats
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