Hi....I just realized that I can't fucking write and I don't have fucking time to do it....but I'll post in correct quotes

Mrs. Governer

tag: Governer's wife, blacksmith, historical period, cheating, fluff, MUGGLE AU

tropes: kinda of star-crossed lovers,

pairing: remus lupin x reader

A/N'S NOTE: Kay this one is inspired by one of Professor Cal's audio but only in fluff. This thing is gonna be long af

Summary: your boyfriend calls you over to the library excitedly to show some historical artifacts he found and you zone out for a bit....

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you reached the library your boyfriend Remus told you to, with a coffee in your hand and ur tote bag consisting of all your necessities. you entered the library and looked around to find Remus but couldn't find him so you decided to roam around the library. After walking for a bit you found Remus reading a book "Hey, remmy" you walked towards him with a wide smile on your face "Oh, hi there darling you made it" he closed the book and wrapped his arms around your waist while kissing your forehead "c'mon let me show you something its right over here"

You sat down "So what do you want to tell me that you couldn't tell on the phone" You took a sip of your coffee "Okay so some time ago like my second here in the college, I was on a hike, right? then I came across this abandoned building, right here in Chelmsford, and I explored a bit, but I didn't really think too much of it and so time went on and I forgot about the place, whatever...right?" he said while sitting opposite to you, as you nodded while listening carefully "well this past few weeks I decided to go back...and this time I found an entire basement floor that I didn't find the first time. So I go looking inside and there you know naturally overturned furniture here and there, probably a school used for storage or whatever" he paused to take a sip from his coffee "So just as I'm about to walk out I spot a big flat piece of wood leaning against the wall and behind it, I see a kinda edge of a door and so I'm thinking why will somebody cover something up like that. So naturally I walked over and took the wood off and underneath it's like this big metal industrial-looking kind of door like the kind you see in the factory and it got like big metal bolt thingy and it got chains crisscrossing and it was weird, okay it made me kind of nervous so I left" he laughs a bit and you let out a chuckle "and then I go down to administration and I ask around about it and they pretty much have no idea what I'm talking about but someone does refer me to a very vintage looking library and so you know I go to the library..." he kept talking and you just stared at him listening to everything he was telling you about with a soft smile on your face he then pauses "what? quit staring me like that" he blushed "But you're so adorable when you talk about things while being excited" you pinched his cheeks "Continue" you said while taking a sip of your coffee "so I started looking into the university's history" he takes out a piece of paper from his bad and straightens out "and university according to this was founded in 1895...but..." he takes out another piece of paper "according to this the building itself, the abandon ones were constructed in 1734" your eyes widen a bit "wow that's even older than the university" you said "yeah but that's not what it caught my attention it's the fact that they popped right up after 3 years the city was founded" you hum and took another sip of your coffee "so I did some more research in the city itself and found records of an old diary written by an unknown author, entries dated in the 1720s to 1730s" he takes out an old diary "now according to the diary this person was a part of ship of settlers who landed on the beaches here in 1730" he said and while you said in a suprising voice clearly intrested "here?" "yeah the same beaches i took you but anyway, apperntly they only wanted to stop here as a rest stop? before making their way to the other coast..." he flips the pages of the diary and shows you "It says in here though the forest that forest right outside the window..." You look outside the window to see the visible forest "was fake and was rich enough to supply the town with enough resources so naturally this rest stop area becomes one of the new worlds largest boom towns to build the towns Navy but anyway... a couple entries dated years later the town had nearly exhausted the forest so naturally again many people started to worry about the sustainability of the town" he flipped the pages again "according to the diary and few other historical documents people started to leave for the other colonies or they went back home to the old world, but the people that stayed though including our unknown author here began to get desperate, for a large part of 1732 and a little bit of 1733 the towns hit some kind of limbo and they sell less slumber and gather more dept....so people arents happy and things come to ahead on june 19th 1732 and the town council holds some kind of general meeting on what to do next..."

I'LL POST THE REST IN THE NEXT CHAPTER CAUSE THIS THING HAS A WORD LIMIT

P.S: [18/3/2024] I'm discontinuing this

Kneecaps-

alex: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.

henry: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu

Alex: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?

henry: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

Checkmate pt.3

tag: Brutal, betrayal, mafia

tropes: angst, enemies to enemies.

pairing: Jeon Jungkook x reader

PART 1/PART 2/PART 3

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The crime scene investigation scene reached there with Hoseok as people started to crowd the place I was talking to the cat-looking guy Min Yoongi "Sir did you spot someone suspicious?" I asked him and took out my small notebook and a pen "I didn't and I was inside my house with my friends" he said nonchalantly "What are their names, sir?" I asked, "Why do you want to know?" I gave him the 'really ni**a' look and he said "Whatever their name is Park Seon-jin and joo hee sung" he said "Okay thank you you may go now" I closed my notebook and said "If you see something suspicious please inform on this number" I gave him a card "yeah yeah whatever" he walked away with his hands on his pocket and I scoffed "what are rude guy" I mumbled then I walked over to Hoesok "take the blood sample and run some DNA test on them and also this mask" I gave him the mask "this is one creepy looking mask" he said "I know right" then my phone started to ring I took out the phone from my pocket and looked at the caller ID it was my mom, I picked it "is everything okay?" I asked her "Young lady why aren't you at the house right now?" she asked angrily, I rolled her eyes at her nosiness "I am at a crime scene Mom for goodness sake and I'm literally 26 years old, stop babying me" I said getting a little angry "I don't care wherever you are I want you home this instant" she shouted "It isn't safe for a woman to be out so late, especially when you wear that kind of clo-" I cut her off "there is nothing wrong with my cloths, and I'm a fucking detective and goddamn adult. stop being so fucking nosy Mom, and I can protect myself" I snapped at her and cut her phone, I went back to the crime scene and so everybody was almost done. I sighed as I sat inside the car with Hoseok and rubbed the temple of my nose as we drove away.

On our way, my phone started to ring again and this time it was an unknown number, I picked it up "Hello?" I asked "Hello there y/n" I immediately nudged Hoseok Hyung and put the phone on speaker "Who is this?" I said "That's for you to figure out..." he said creepily "Who the fuck is this?" I said angrily "You shouldn't have talked to your mother like that detective.....what if you never see her again" My eyes widen as I shouted "IF YOU LAY A FUCKING FINGER TIP ON HER I'LL KILL YOU" Hoseok hyung turned the car around and started to drive to my house "oh please like you can ever catch me" his voice darkened as I heard some giggles in the background "I swear if this is a joke-" "you would find my location and arrest me and all that shit," he said nonchalantly and cut the phone "shit!" I grumbled as we reach my parent's house I got out of the car and ran to the front door I banged on the door violently and my mother opens the door "Why are you bangi-" I hugged her and cupped her face "Did that asshole hurt you? are you okay? I looked at her face "Woah woah sweetheart calm down...what happened" I sighed as I hugged my mom again "Nothing Mom.....I'm sorry for talking to you like that...I was stressed out"

(THERE YOU GO PEOPLE ENJOY!!)

P.S: [18/3/2024] I'm discontinuing this

I'm sorry i haven't posting lately i had exams and got very busy with it anyways checkmate part 3 will come soon

how can you be in the marauder fandom and go “well canonically” WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CANON?!? i burned that shit and then burned its ashes and then threw it into the wind it doesnt exist anymore babe

SHAMPOOOO-

Sam: I want to show you a picture from yesterday that really upset me.

Chad: Okay, but in my defence, Ethan bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Sam: That's not what I wanted to

Sam: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!

Tara: Did you win?

(so i took a queer test and I'm very gay *i’m bisexual btw*)

FIRE-

regulus: Is something burning?

james *leaning seductively on the counter*: Just my desire for you.

regulus: James, the toaster is literally on fire.

fuck my exams

height

James: in your opinion what's the height of stupidity

Remus: *turns to Sirius* what's your height.

regulus: pftt- nice one remmy

Sirius: *holds reggies neck* why you motherfucker-

a/n: sureeeeee

Fred and George the two mischievous twins were sent to flich's office because they let off the Dungbomb in one of the Slytherins' desks and when they were all alone in the office they found a drawer marked "confiscated and highly dangerous" They giggled to themselves and opened the drawer fiddling through stuff then they found a plan blank parchment paper "and what the bloody is this suppose to do" asked George "I don't know Georgie" Fred turned the paper around trying to find something written on it then something flicked "bloody- Freddie something flickered here" George said while pointing out the exact point where the words flicked "wot?" Fred asked (couldn't help it sorry) then the words flicked back again "You're right Georgie!" he exclaimed after some time, they managed to figure out the sentence "flickering into life here and there" they said in sync "What the bloody hell is that suppose to mean" and then they heard flinch grumble outside the door groaning about how he couldn't find his keys. George quickly stuffed the piece of parchment in the pocket and both the twins pretended to study when Flinch finally entered the office

later that day they were trying to figure out how to open the map, the map gave them small clues about how to open it when they came close to the activating phrase, and finally got it exactly "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good?" they said

give me fred and george trying to figure out how to open the map please i need to how they did it

just check this out

why do I feel like Jegulas would be that one kind of couple where James who has ADHD and is very hyperactive and Regulas who is just adopting him and supporting him

TF IS WRONG WITH MY EXTRA CLASSES LIKE BRO THEY SAID THERE WILL BE 4 WORKING DAYS AND THEY ARE CALLING US THERE FOR SIX WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING DAYS LIKE BITCH WHY WHY

BRUHHHH JACK CHAMPION AS JAMES POTTER

Checkmate pt.2

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tag: Brutal, betrayal, mafia tropes: angst, enemies to enemies. pairing: Jeon Jungkook x reader

summary: As per Namjoon's orders you reached the fountain but...

part 1/part 2/part 3

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I locked my door put the keys inside my pocket and walked through the alleyway. and it stinks so bad that I was about to vomit. I saw a creepy dude following me probably in his 50s he was drunk. “Hey sexy lady why don’t you show your curves to Daddy huh?” he said while smiling creepily but I ignored him and took out my taser “You ignoring me now? C’mon baby let me pleasure you” he tried to grab me but I kicked him in the shin “Don’t mind me I'm just gonna tase your balls” while he groaned and I tased in where the sun doesn't shine “don’t fuck with me” I punched him in the face and he fell down.

I reached the fountain and looked around for Namjoon but he was nowhere to be found. I took out my phone and rang him. After a couple of minutes, he answered “Y/n?” he sounded like he just woke up “Sir? Where are you?” I asked “W-what do you mean I’m at my home obviously” he yawned “W-what but you said to meet me at the fountain,” I said “Is this a kind of joke Y/N, I never said to meet at the fountain” he sounded concerned “but-” I look around when I saw a mask laying on the floor “y/n? Y/N?!?!?” he shouted through the phone. I picked up the mask It was very creepy looking it had a black teardrop printed “Y-yea, sir I found an oddly suspicious mask over here” “Y/N LISTEN TO ME YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE” he yelled and then I saw the pool of blood “WHAT THE FUCK” I screamed “WHAT? WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?” he yelled “t-there’s a pool of blood over here” “do you see any bodies?” I looked around, but no bodies to be found “N-no sir” “Y/N call Hoseok right now” and he hung up, I was looking for Hyung’s contact but then someone called me “OI, what you doin’ here?” A cat-looking man came out of the alleyway I took out my ID and showed it to him “I’m Lieutenant Y/N L/N” I showed him my ID “I don’t care, what’s all this racket about?” I looked at the pool of blood and he did too “HOLY SHIT THE FUCK” he yelled. “Shut up will you, I'm trying to call my senior here,” I said and waited for Hoseok to pick up but he didn’t “motherfucker-” “You call your seniors that?” “Shut up” I rang him again and he picked up “Whaaaaaaaaaaaat,” he said “We need you near the fountain ASAP and also bring The crime scene investigation team Hurry,” I said while stressing out “What but why-” I hung up and looked at the cat looking guy “what’s your name sir?” I asked “Min yoongi”.

(ANOTHER PART YAYY)