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Feelings of an Idiotic Gecko
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I wish I had a boyfriend who would take me on picnics on warm summer days. I would bring vanilla cupcakes, with icing flowers that I spent too much time trying to make pretty. We would eat, chat and smile together. A light breeze would blow my hair out of my face so that you could admire my sparkling brown eyes.
I also wish I had a bejewelled sword
And a piece of cheese
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This looks fun so imma try it
πβπ ππ’πππ πππ π πππππ: ππ π‘π ππππ‘ππππ π‘, π ππππβ "π¦ππ’π ππππ + ππππ," πππ π‘ π ππ₯ ππππ‘π’πππ . πβππ π‘ππ π ππ₯ ππππππ...
I am primarily made up of water, lily pads, and animals with wings, it seems. Thanks for letting me reveal this about myself, @fawndlyvenus!
I shall tag @livsoulsecrets @everybody-hit-the-pyro-cue @lisaxdhehe @randomia-in-wonderland @otherships200 and @kinnbig with absolutely no expectations.
#these are the first ones that came up#kinda accurate ngl#not going to tag anyone tho#just thought it looked fun
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Why do my friends have nice dreams like
π·πΈπΌMy crush spoke to me!πΌπΈπ·
πβ€οΈπI was able to meet with my friend who lives across the world!πβ€οΈπ
And mine sound like clickbait titles
My DOG got KIDNAPPED by the MAFIA and my DAD DIED trying to SAVE HIM π¨πΆπ±
My PRIVATE ART STUDIO got BURGLARISED π¨ππ
I helped DRACO MALFOY SMUGGLE a HORSE into HOGWARTS π°π΄π¦
My HEART STOPPED and I DIED but then I CAME BACK to LIFE β€οΈππ§ββοΈ
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Go ahead
β¨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anythingβ¨
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I managed to defeat my opponent: the cherry pie. It was a tough battle, however I managed to conquer and persevere until victory belonged to me.
#random#this is so random#but I was forced to make a pie#a cherry pie#so thatβs context ig?#ramble#rambles#ramblings
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Help why did I think it was a grilled cheese sandwich at firstβ
Reblog the writersβ fortune cookie for luck!
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Iβm a HUGE fan of the comic parts of ZZZ
Like isnβt this cool? I feel like it really matches the vibe of the rest of the game
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β¦face-fucking
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying π
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Turns out I was confusing the stages of having a crush with the five stages of grief
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If youβre worried and you canβt sleep
Just count your murders instead of sheep
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ZENLESS ZONE ZERO HAS A SKIP BUTTON
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Thanks for the explanation!
Can someone explain why England decided it was a good idea to have that unnecessary βUβ.
Like why is it βColoUrβ and not βColorβ. What do you gain from this.
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Can someone explain why England decided it was a good idea to have that unnecessary βUβ.
Like why is it βColoUrβ and not βColorβ. What do you gain from this.
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I got into the Zenless Zone Zero closed beta!!! My invite came today, so Iβll probably be posting about it coming up!
#zenless zone zero#zzzero#genshin impact#zzz#zzz billy#zzz nicole#billy kid zzz#zzz grace#mihoyo#hoyoverse
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Idiot, I scare strong men and fifty feet tall dinosaurs
#memes#meme#throwback#lol#funny#lol memes#funny memes#funny meme haha#funny stuff#just girly thoughts#girlboss fr
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Oh my gosh why is the Magnetic dance by Illit so hard and quick and complicated and HOW DO YOU DO THE SPINY HANDS AAAAAA I JUST WANTED TO DO A CUTE DANCE TREND
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Iβm here to remind you of the horror that is CGI Flounder
Name me one thing that is scarier then him, I dare you
#funny#funny memes#lol memes#meme#lol#memes#horror#scary#scary stuff#disney movies#disney#the little mermaid
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