Niall: Hey, what does bdsm mean?
Liam: Well-
Louis: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING
Liam:
Niall, talking to a nonexistent camera: I know what it means, I just wanted to see what they'd say.
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Louis: It's pretty muggy out today
Liam: If all the mugs are in the backyard, I won't hesitate to kill you.
Louis: *sips coffee straight from the pot*
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Harry: Explain yourself.
Liam: It was an accident, I swear!
Niall: How do you AcCiDeNtAlLy throw a TABLE OUT OF THE WINDOW?
Liam: tHeRe WAs a SPOON
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Lorcan:*hears a woman moan*
Also Lorcan:*immediately thinks of Rowan and Aelin*
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Ward:*being vulnerable and telling the team how much he regrets having betrayed them*
Skye: Still glad I shot you
Fitz: Me too
Simmons: Should've aimed for the head
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Coulson:*leaves lola in the garage at the avengers compound* Anybody lay a hand on her and I will personally chop them off.
*later*
Coulson: Barnes!
Bucky: ᵒᵏᵃʸᴵᵐⁱᵍʰᵗʰᵃᵛᵉᵃᶜᶜⁱᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸᵗᵒᵘᶜʰᵉᵈˡᵒˡᵃ
Coulson: Cap wants to- YOU DID WHAT?
Bucky: ⁱᵗ ᶠˡⁱᵉˢ
*Extra*
Bucky: I only have one hand anyway, it was worth it.
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Tony:*opens door to Peter's room*
Peter:*whips around* Hi mr.Stark
Tony: Are you okay kid?
Peter: Never been better sir!
Tony: Scott is downstairs waiting to do karaoke *turns to leave*
Something: woof!
Tony: What was that?
Peter: *jazz hands* puppies?
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