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gaygremlin09 · 29 days
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Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.
like before Bandomeer?
The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.
"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.
Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.
'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.
"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.
"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.
after Naboo?
Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.
Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.
This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.
the Clone Wars?
The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.
Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)
The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.
"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"
"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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So I forgot to add this but I have a gofundme if anyone wants to help me out it would be greatly appreciated.
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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Food Not Bombs Houston receives their 83rd ticket for conducting food service on public library grounds after hours.
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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There is something to be said about how victims of abuse identify with Jason Todd.
Queer kids, most often specifically trans people, victims of violence and sexual abuse, domestic abuse and manipulation. Victims of sects and religious fanatisicm.
I think we find comfort in Jason because we find solidarity. We too know what it's like to suffer. And then have people turn around and tell your story like you didn't. Tell your story like it was your own making. Or inevitable.
To me, Jason will always be a patron saint of silenced victims. A voice that has been cut off by bloody murder and came back screaming. And then a righteous rage surpressed and distorted by the author.
How easy to see how that experience reflects our own pain.
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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Is he wrong though????
Halt, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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Ok but I think I think we all forgot how Will literally SLAPPED AN ARROW OUT OF IT'S PATH AT THE LAST MOMENT ON PURE INSTINCT and Halt literally forgot that he was in an active battle for a moment just to gawk at the fact that his son just performed a miracle??????
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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Heyyyyy
I've got a bit of a silly stupid request
Me and Idi would love to see you draw Halt as a mermaid
Please
Thanksss
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Definitely! There is no such things as a silly stupid request! (Tbh I think this might be the hottest Halt I've drawn in my life...) <3
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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Hey so I’m trying to get into punk and I would like to know some bands I can start off with so if anyone has any ideas that would be fantastic :)
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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Superheroes and comics are, at the end of the day, a power fantasy. The power to right wrongs, the ability to hold people accountable. They do what we can’t physically, in the name of the greater good.
As such, here’s Green Arrow punching a fat cat so goddamn hard I hope the owners of my work feel it on a molecular level.
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Get ‘im, Ollie.
For me.
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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Hey, if you treat QPRs as lesser than romantic relationships, I do not like you.
Like, don't say “they're at least in a QPR”, or “I don't ship characters, most I can do is QPR”
All relationships are equal, stop using hierarchies for them.
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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The batkids are very confused as to why there are no pictures of young!Bruce hanging around in the Manor and they’re very confused and wondering if Bruce is embarrassed or paranoid or—
‘Hey Bruce,’ one of them eventually asks, ‘why are there no baby pictures of you? Or even child you?’
Bruce looks up from his phone. ‘I’m trans.’ And keeps on scrolling.
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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I need myself a Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne is a trans masc autistic foster dad with neurodivergent and LGBTQ kids of his own. (That he obviously adopted) and they all have PTSD and some form of anxiety
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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I am tempted to write a thing specifically for a scene of Bruce practically slamming the door open after his first night of patrol all excitedly. Just, vibrating in place as Alfred looks up from his book, waits for Bruce to get his thoughts in order as he stumbles over them.
And just. Bruce: I passed. Alfred: Hm? Bruce: I passed, no one thought I was a girl! Alfred: Congratulations sir. Bruce: :)
I just want to write teen-ish to young-adult Bruce getting his first gender affirmation (outside of like Alfred and such) from his vigilantism and just getting serotonin each time someone reports on the Batman
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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Damian is the funniest child alive actually.
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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*transes your spiderman then runs away cackling* U CANT STOP ME ASSHOLES
(Please ignore the arm i can’t draw armssss)
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gaygremlin09 · 1 month
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the solution for taking care of "unsightly" homeless people is to house us. that is the only solution. if you can't stand the look of someone living on the sidewalk, you shouldn't stand for them being put into that situation to begin with. housing us is the only answer.
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