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70swizards · 4 months

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remus and sirius kissing on new years when it hits 12 as ‘friends’ and “james i Told you it was for the shits and giggles!” (it was not, in fact, for the shirs and giggles)

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70swizards · 4 months

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do you think sirius and remus were ever able to celebrate christmas after james’ death? idk why i’m thinking ab it so often but rem and sirius came from awful families, so the holidays weren’t soemthinf they ever looked forward to. until james. james showed them what familt meant during holidays, what it meant to have traditions that weren’t fueled by societal expectations and shows of the bourgeoisie.

i don’t think they could ever smell gingerbread again after his death. his house always smelled like gingerbread and nutmeg during the holidays. it made remus and sirius want to throw up now.

even mistletoe was cursed. james’ favourite pranks revolves around magic mistletoe and reminded them of the nights he’d yearn over lily and later on reg.

everything christmas related reminded them of james and they couldn’t stand it. all of it.

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70swizards · 5 months

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the marauders as real conversations i’ve had

sirius: oh come on, moony, be the bigger person, he just winked at me

remus: oh no, oh fuck no, im ending his bloodline

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70swizards · 5 months

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sirius always had cold fingertips. freezing fucking fingertips. whether it was shit blood circulation or malnutrition, he could never get them warm and refused to wear gloves in the winter. so naturally, the only solution was so slide them up remus’ arms, underneath his sweater, or down his back. (at some point remus started offering his arms, still gasping softly the moment sirius touches his skin, he’ll never get used to the initial freeze)

this happened so often sirius started calling remus his personal heater

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70swizards · 5 months

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just saying, wolfstar are definitely that couple that read the same book and annotate in different colours jusr to see the other’s thoughts. they’re both so obsessed with the concept of perception and how different people could find alternate meanings to the same lines. it’s their absolute favourite

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70swizards · 6 months

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sirius saying he loves little red riding hood bc a character gets eaten by the wolf and remus fucking chokes on his coffee

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70swizards · 6 months

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the marauders as real convos i’ve had

remus: so are you seeing anyone now?

sirius: seeing how? like hallucinating or romantically or…

remus: SIRIUS????

remus: CLINICALLY???

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70swizards · 8 months

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sirius breaking down because

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70swizards · 8 months

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rem: i have to take my lenses off

sirius: how much do you have

rem: …2???

rem: oh! you meant degrees-

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70swizards · 9 months

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sirius black in a vampire au constantly wearing white gold but the moment james (who would be a vamp hunter) finds out he’s a vamp, he almost had a panic attack For sirius bc he thinks sirius is wearing full silver and sirius’ response is “silver? oh please, white gold is far more elegant”

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70swizards · 9 months

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james potter

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70swizards · 9 months

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the marauders as real convos i’ve had

*at a party with loud music*

sirius: yeah and james wants me to teach him to ballroom dance-

remus, mishearing: TEACH HIM TO BOTTOM?

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70swizards · 10 months

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“are you okay?” did regulus ever walk out of that cave? yeah don’t ask me that again

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70swizards · 10 months

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remus hcs i’m begging

your wish is my command

my remus hcs :)

he’s hyperlexic, he learned to read and talk really really young by copying sounds around him (echolalia) and associating them to the written language

he’s trans :((( it’s one of the many reasons he and reg bonded so well in like third / fourth year (in an au where canon is… well… nothing)

has the worst daddy issues on the planet, like idk but if my dad locked me in a freezer every for hours durinf my most vulnerable nights i’d definitely feel the same-

he wears armbands starting third year and Never takes them off, his excuse being “it’s a fashion statement”

lowk needs glasses but will never fucking admit it or get his eyes checked, he's always Squinting while reading and ends up getting headaches

refuses pain meds because he's built tolerance and is afraid to for other meds

his eyes display so much emotion, and they're often covered by his hair (cute little sandy ringlets) the moment he's sad or embarrassed or uncomfortable you can tell by his eyes

so insecure of his scars he's constantly trying to hide them

when he gets the big scars across his face in fourth year, he stops looking at people while talking, he always finds a way to seem busy or distracted, but he just can't get himself to keep looking, he can't let them stare

his hugs were just as warm as those fucking jumpers he always had on. he Hates physical touch, mostly from trauma, but if you're a close friend and manage to get a hug from him you will become an addict.

he will never buy anything his size, always larger. even if he's constantly wearing a binder, he doesn't think its enough. in summer its oversized tees and armbands, in winter its jumpers

so unnecessarily sarcastic it's hilarious. he will Always have a retort ready, count on it

he's constantly biting his lips and making them bleed, and it gets far worse when he's anxious

uses baby perfume (zwitsal) so he always just smells clean and soapy rather than a signature cologne scent (because transphobic parents and he couldn't ever get himself to put on "feminine" scents, he's cry for hours and have to shower, but could never get cologne, so... middle ground)

he drinks his coffee with so much milk and sugar you quesrion if you could even count it as coffee at that point

adores drinking tea before bed, a habit he built after effie woukd make him her chamomile tea for his stomach aches when he’d stay over in the summer, and irs just so much better in the winter

has so many freckles, like everywhere. thehre so concentrated on his shoulders

cant see himself ever ruining a book by bending its pages and breaking the spine (yes he annotates and people think he’s writing down incredibly intellectual things when most his annotations are just him calling characters gay) but is disappointed when his books don’t look worn out when he’s done reading them

is Always wearing socks, you’ll never catch this man without them, and Yes he sleeps in socks

always wearing a million layers, he gets cold so fast irs hilarious

okay that’s enough for now but i coukd go on forvever istg, so sorry for the late response bht thank you for sending something in! <3

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70swizards · 10 months

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funniest thing to me is how remus is a cat person and how james is a dog person, and yet, their boyfriends are the opposite as animagi 😭

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70swizards · 10 months

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i love your page so much!

thank you so much!! wtf yojre so sweet :(

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70swizards · 10 months

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sirius, getting arrested, a cop handcuffing him:

remus: little do you know he’s into this shit

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