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Me if I were Ursula from the little mermaid:
🎵Poor unfortunate souls
in pain, in need
this one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girl
and do I help them?
NO FUCK YOU🎵
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Oh to be bundled up in blankets like a field mouse in the pocket of a rich woman's fur coat in the early 1900s
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A quote from my friend: Sex never hit better than when your couchie is itchy
...😐
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Being genderfluid is great in many ways!
For instance, last night I had a dream that I was a cowboy (like, actually male), could shoot fireworks from a gun (like fourth of July ones), could summon ferrets, lived in the wild west, had a magic room filled with fake bull riding things, and I could photosynthesis.
The only thing I had to take-away from that was that it was going to be a male day (*˘︶˘*).。*♡
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Ways to exclaim with the lord's name around very religious people in an attempt not to offend them:
Tap Dancing Jesus!!! (increase volume and speed as you go)
Jesus cRiKeY (Australian accent required, the worse it is the better it is)
Jesus on wheels (voice crack for fun on wheels)
Cheesus Christ (emphasize the CHEE in cheesus)
Holy Cod!
¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
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DO YOU RANDOM INTERNET PEOPLE WANNA SEE MY ART SKILLZ?????
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...I should definitely make this a career
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what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
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For your consideration:
Toast
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Why is it that the Tumblr shapes show so much more emotion than I ever could??? I mean, mines just a tired circle, aND IT STILL SAYS MORE ABOUT ITS PERSONALITY THAN 5 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP WITH ME EVER WILL!!!
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Bruh, I've noticed that as soon as I'm around other LGBTQ+ people my use of hand movements increases SO MUCH!!!
Like, when did I become Italian???!!!!
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Does anyone else experience this thing where you get woken up (at a normal time like 9am (well, if you have a "healthy" sleep schedule that is)) and you will have full conversations and interact, yet you fall back asleep and completely forget ever talking to someone
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Just thought I'd share some lovely computer generated quotes 😀
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Person A: Saxophone
Person B: Sauhtkzouhfhohgne
Person A: ...camoflauge
Person B: Cahyamolehphlaoujuh
Person A: see, tHIS IS WHY I DONT PLAY SCRABBLE WITH YOU!!!!
No idea what this post is, I just felt like typing words weird 乁| ・ 〰 ・ |ㄏ
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Literally all of my friends have crushes/boyfriends/girlfriends/etc. and I'm just over here like:
ミ●﹏☉ミ Pe0pLe ArE nEaT
Anyone else here get this? No? Just me? Okay; imma go find my cat
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Do you ever wonder how many historical people were gay or LGBTQ+ ????
Like, it is my personal belief that Darwin was SUPER gay. I have no idea why, there's no evidence in support of this that I have found, but my mind just screams GAY!
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Is it just me or is everyone in the LGBTQ+ community an idiot? I don't mean we are stupid academically, but as soon as common sense comes into play we need MAJOR tutoring.
(I get that this may not apply to everyone, but from my experience, this is the case)
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Ah yes, the daily struggle of trying to choose an asthetic.
You like everything.
Lesbian fashion? Check
Straight fashion? Check.
Bi fashion? Check.
So, what do you do?
I have no idea. This is me. Please send help.
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