MBTI's no Carnaval

ESTP e ESFP: vão em todos os blocos, enchem o cu de cachaça e na quarta de cinzas já tão 100%

ENTP e ENFP: brincam um dia ou dois, mas também passam um tempo em casa vendo netflix

ENFJ e ENTJ: tem todo o carnval planejado desde dezembro, vão de carro e levam água, comida e kit de primeiros socorros

ESFJ e ESTJ: encontram mil conhecidos no bloco e começam a falar mal deles no instante em que eles vão embora

ISTP e ISFP: capricham na fantasia, bebem com moderação e não tem ressaca

INTP e INFP: fantasias extremamente específicas no único dia em que saem, preferem ficar em casa

ISTJ e INTJ: se saírem é porque foram arrastados por alguém

ISFJ e INFJ: saem no máximo dois dias pra agradar alguém, mas gostam de ficar em casa curtindo a chuva e lendo

My pitch for a Weapon X film

Weapon X is set in the Vietnam War era. After a round of service in Nam where his mutant abilities grabbed the attention of his superiors, James "Logan" Howllet comes back to the U.S. and starts working as an assassin for the government. Although born in Canada in the 1890's, Logan has forged american documents to cover the discrepancy between his real age and his appearance.

The movie quickly skims over a few of his missions, where his healing factor and completly concealed and undetectable weapons give him great advantage. The major antagonist is Erik Lehnsherr, aka Magneto, a terrorist advocating for the rights of mutants, people born with superhuman abilities. Magneto is considered a threat and Logan is sent to assassinate him. Through the movie he meets Xavier and the first class of X-Men (Jean Grey, Hank Mccoy, Warren Worthington III, Robert Drake and Scott Summers), and Xavier, Hank Mccoy nad Jean Grey hint on Logan being a mutant himself, but do not go deep into the subject.

The assassination attempt fails as Logan is surprised by Victor Creed, aka Sabretooth, who, like Logan, used to work as an assassin for the government. The two feral mutants fight claw to claw and Magneto tells Logan about his true nature and how is a traitor to the mutant race.

Beat and ashamed, Logan is brought back to HQ and told about the Weapon X program and how it enhanced Sabretooth's body. After being put through a series of procedures to cover his skeleton in the rare Adamantium alloy, Logan wakes up confused and with his memory gone. The combination of Logan's agression, confused, and newly covered-in-adamantium claws results in him escaping the facility and wondering through the woods by himself, hunting for food for days, before being contacted by Xavier via Cerebro, who invites him to join the X-Men.

The points of this pitch are:

to introduce another actor for the role of Wolverine

to establish that mutants have been present in the MCU long before other superpowered people started popping up

to use the first class of x-men as mentor figures and martyrs in the main mcu continuity

Spidersona - Spider-Cam

Cameron Castro is a brazilian-american kid trying to go viral. He has tried dancing, he has tried cooking, he even tried sewing cause that was big for a bit. When he learns about urbex, he decides to try it, maybe that's his niche. Cameron goes on to explore an abandoned Alchemax facility, where he gets bit by a radioactive spider. The video of him finding the arachnid infest Alchemax was a hit, so he decides to explore another abandoned building. There he realizes his can see in the dark. Exploring the building, he falls through the floor, activating his spider sense for the first time, landing on his feet. Stuck in the pile of rubbish, he learns he can climb on wall and produce organic webbing.

Cameron then creates the channel Spider-Cam, a play on his name and the POV-style videos. He is finally viral, uploading videos of urbex and building swinging.

if i see another english speaking person saying the G in lasagna is silent i swear to god

I know I desperately need to catch up on CR by the amount of notifications I get from this post everyday

matt on campaign 2: excuse me, here is some moon business if you’re interested

matt on campaign 3: listen fuckers, you’re gonna care about this fucking red moon one way or another

a quick word before you watch Prey (2022):

Naru and Sarii from PREY

So Thunderbird is definetly going to be a part of the X-Men Red storyline and not just a on-off appearance, and he looks amazing in this art style. He is wearing the new uniform instead of whatever was going on on issue #1. What are his plans with Cable and Eden?

also why doesn’t xavier meddle in thunderbird’s business? he never had trouble doing it to anyone else

so new mutants #25 didn’t have warpath and x-men red #2 didn’t have thunderbird...

where the fuck are my proudstar babies???!!

ASHTON IS A CRYSTAL GEM

Xavier is such a piece of shit, “one of the burdens of my power”. Fucker, don’t you teach people how to control their powers? Pretty sure you should have a handle on not being in other people’s heads.

Sabretooth #3 (April 2022)

thunderbird woke up (from the dead) and chose violence

X-Men Red #1 (May 2022)

matt on campaign 2: excuse me, here is some moon business if you’re interested

matt on campaign 3: listen fuckers, you’re gonna care about this fucking red moon one way or another

so has anyone ever figured out if there is an actual influence from king gizzard and the lizard wizard on critical role’s campaign 2 on the whole Lord of Lightning/Nonagon thing?

Matt Reeves’ Robin

Throughout the plot of The Batman we learn about both Bruce Wayne’s and Edward Nashton’s past, and in thatwe learn that the difference between them, or at least from The Riddler’s point of view, is money. Bruce grew up as the heir of the two richest and most influntial families in Gotham. Edward was also an orphan, but he grew up poor, in an orphanage having to share everything with dozens of kids. As they became adults, Wayne and Nashton found themselves on either side of the law. Batman learns from Riddler what it means to not have anything, what it means to have every thing taken from you, even hope.

From the ellected mayor, Bruce Wayne is asked how he plans to help the city, since his father was a phillantropist and he is “doing nothing”.The film tells us that being Batman is his way of helping, his way of being a symbol of hope. But that’s where I think we may have gotten it wrong. Thomas Wayne was a symbol of hope to Edward Nashton not because he beat up criminals in dark alleys, but because of his phillantropy.

Jason Todd should be introduced as a minor antagonist, a kid who’s caught up in Gotham’s underbelly. Bruce Wayne will ‘rescue’ this kid, both to save him and to show Gotham’s he is, like his father, a phillantropist.

what’s with the cgi animals on mayans mc?

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