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Hey Ya'll I know this is really different from my usual posts but I need your help!
I'm taking on a mission to help out kids in foster care by creating backpacks filled with everyday essentials to make their lives easier. If you want to join me on this adventure, simply scan the QR code (or click the link) and check out the wish list of supplies needed. Every little bit counts! Thank you!
https://www.amazon.com/.../3XXFF.../ref=nav_wishlist_lists_2
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Ok I'm going to say something kinda controversial but..... I don't like the ship DiaMon
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Lucifer : Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Beel: Even better!
Lucifer: What the fuck did you-
Beel: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Kidnapper: We have your child
Lucifer: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Lucifer: Oh diavolo, you have Beel
Satan: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Mammon way.
Asmo: Isn't that the wrong way?
Satan: Yes, but it's faster.
Lucifer : If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Asmo: Schrödinger's boys.
Levi: FUCK!
Belphie: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Mammon: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Mammon: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Lucifer : ...
Asmo: ...
Levi: ...
Belphie: ...
Mammon: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town. Mc: Mammon why the FUCK do you know this?
Mammon: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Asmo: Okay, but what is updog?
Beel: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Satan: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Lucifer : No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Belphie: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Mammon: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Satan: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Beel: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Asmo: What’s a henway??
Mammon: Oh, about five pounds.
#obey me#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me mc
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Two Emotional Uncles Drinking to the Beat
A Short Story
by Frucheska lain
Frucheska Lain was thinking about Mammon Morning-star again. Mammon was a soft hearted angel with blue eyed hair and ginger legs.
Frucheska walked over to the window and reflected on her Dangerous surroundings. She had always loved Hot Devildom with its little, leaking Lava rivers. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Sad.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the soft hearted figure of Mammon Morning-star.
Frucheska gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a lovable, optimistic, boba tea drinker with tan hair and pale legs. Her friends saw her as a disgusted, difficult demon. Once, she had even helped a chubby puppy cross the road.
But not even a lovable person who had once helped a chubby puppy cross the road, was prepared for what Mammon had in store today.
The rain hammered like loving crow, making Frucheska Annoyed. Frucheska grabbed a soft bed that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Frucheska stepped outside and Mammon came closer, she could see the flabby glint in his eye.
Mammon gazed with the affection of 3174 forgetful deadly dog. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."
Frucheska looked back, even more Annoyed and still fingering the soft bed. "Mammon, I love you," she replied.
They looked at each other with Happy feelings, like two deadly, diced dragon hating at a very loud Halloween, which had techno music playing in the background and two emotional uncles drinking to the beat.
Frucheska regarded Mammon's blue eyed hair and ginger legs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Frucheska with a delighted grin.
Mammon looked Angry, his emotions blushing like a cold, cautious couch.
Then Mammon came inside for a nice drink of boba tea
THE END
(the outcome of the random story generator)
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I found a random story generator I’m gonna make a love story for Mammon and my OC
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random obey me headcanons that make no sense pt.3
1. Mammon, Levi, and Belphie dye their hair
2. Mammon’s natural hair color is the same as Lucifer’s, Levi’s a blonde and Belphie has the same hair color as Beel
3. Mammon hates Solomon (and dislikes Diavolo)
4. Mammon and Levi play Minecraft together
5. Satan goes to Mammon when he has nightmares
6. Mammon has a lot of scars but he covers most of them with magic spells
7. Mammon’s not allowed to fly cause his wings are full of holes and tears
#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me satan#obey me beel#obey me belphegor#obey me diavolo#obey me solomon#obey me lucifer headcanons#obey me mammon headcanons#obey me levi headcanons#obey me satan headcanons#obey me beel headcanons#obey me belphie headcanons#obey me diavolo headcanons#obey me solomon headcanons
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this is honestly accurate with what I was thinking with these kids Lilac would definitely be the one roasting Lucifer the most lmao
Luke is such a cute character- and now there's five of him?!
Credit to @aphfemamericahero for the inspiration
Including the brothers! Might make a dateables version if I feel like ignoring not seeing my asks some more!
Just a normal day in the devildom, you and the brothers doing normal Devildom things (read: being unreasonably destructive and chaotic) when Luke bounds in absolutely ecstatic!
"My siblings are coming to visit!"
The fuck?
You didn't know he had a sibling. Let alone several.
The day approaches, anticipation building, mounting to a peak-
The celestial realm portal opens, and out comes- another Luke?!
LUCIFER
Surprised, but surprise immediately turns to glee at all the evil teasing he can do
Luke's siblings aren't all exactly like him though- especially the two girls
They dont hesitate join together in bullying Lucifer back, in a very much so "you go low, I go to hell(ironically)" fashion
"Oh look, a litter of Chihuahuas!"
"At least god still loves us."
Despite the increasing urge to punt the lil shits, he adores them the same way he adores Luke- quietly and indirectly, by being there when they need it and using other means (cough Barbatos) to give gifts things he came across and decided he couldn't use
Mammon
Don't tell anybody, but he loves them
They're just soooooo cute! Seeing the Chihuahua's face make so many different expressions, his mouth saying thing's he probably doesn't even think!
He's babying the ever loving shit outta them, and they bask in his generosity.
Especially one brother in particular! Though it's not nearly to Mammon's extent, he's a bit of a tricky one as well
Keen interest in bro's money making schemes, and being a child, no one suspects him when he sends him in to do some "casual borrowing"
The minute Lucifer and Simeon find out, you cringe as you and the brothers attempt to cover five sets of ears
They don't need to hear his screaming
Leviathan
Woah! This is just like that anime [bullshit long title]
He's shy about dealing with them at first, seeing how strong their personalities are.
But oh, the cosplay ideas! He could have FIVE Ruri-chans! Then, he could dress himself and his brothers up and have TWELVE Ruri-chans! It could be Ruri-chan mania!
Goal in mind, he sets out of his cave to face his first obstacle: interaction.
What the hell?! What do you mean you like Ruri-chan too?!
He never expected that a Luke-lookalike would be so.... Cultured!
Together, the two drag their siblings to various cosplay photoshoots that gain them more popularity on Devilgram than Asmo!
Hurry and console the guy before he tries to rip Levi's throat out, please.
Satan
He's keenly interested in how we know for sure Luke is Luke.
For all we know, they were switched at birth and-
He's got a whole essay's worth of shit to say, tune him out and play with quins for your own peace
Once he's finished analyzing their differences down to the bone, he gets very friendly with the girls.
I mean, two pint sized crotch goblins with the gull to talk shit to Lucifer's FACE? Where have they been all this time?! Why weren't they introduced sooner?!?
Similar to Mammon's situation, the girls join the Anti-Lucifer League and get up to all types of crazy, out-of-the-way bullshit
They offer new, fresh ideas to the League, making them irreplaceable and solidifying their lifetime of crime
Lucifer finds out quick what's going on, but Simeon's faster. While Satan and friends can handle Lucifer, an angry Simeon....
I'd say pray for them, but even God doesn't wanna get between that
Asmo
At first, he was simply ecstatic at the two girls!
Luke never lets him do his makeup, despite how cute it would be:(((
But upon finding out what a pension one of Luke's third brother has for makeup, he locks in immediately!
This is way better than Luke! They can have actual conversations, he understands the brands, the blending, beauty!
He appreciates Asmo's collection the way no one else did, could! Why the hell were they only just meeting?!
These two also get into lots of photoshoots, going out to dine together for the simple purpose of Devilgramming the experience, raiding Majolish. The usual.
After the fiasco with Levi, they challenge Levi to an unspoken contest of social media popularity. May the best Devilgrammer win!
Beel
Five Lukes? They must eat a lot. Especially to all be that energetic all the time.
He's extremely protective of them, and enjoys when they use him like a playground, climbing his legs and swinging from his biceps.
LOVES taking them all out to eat, the kind of parent to actually go to McDonald's when the cheering starts
Takes them out on walks Watches them while they play at the park! Lotta nasty demons looking for angel souls, and he's more than willing to devour a low level while their backs are turned.
First time they saw him eat, they were kinda scared. No, really, really scared. Where does it all go??? No way the toilet can handle that!
Still, they love him the most out of all the brothers. Being the only one Luke had mostly good things to say about, their good impression only furthered when hanging out with him.
They even offer to share a cake Luke made with him! Talk about never again.
They'll never need to learn THAT lesson again. Sorry Beel, no more snacks for you.
Belphegor
Ugh. Kids. Loud, noisy, rambunctious kids.
He doesn't hate them, but.... Keep them away from while he's napping, please...
Anyways, after a long day of fucking around with the other Avatars of Sin, the adults are exhausted.
The kids, however....
Are bouncing around, wrecking the place and generally being disastrous
Then you, smart as you are, remember Belphegor is literally the Avatar of Sloth. Can't he help with this???
Unfortunately, his brothers made it so that lying would not work. Yeah, he can help, not that he wants to.
Until he agrees, you really the kids into a screaming competition.
He folded quickly after that.
Sleepy powers on, the kids were knocked out like a pile of puppies in minutes.
Simeon learned how to work a camera for the pictures you got!
They were so cute, even Belphie couldn't deny it.
When Luke woke up and saw the framed photos, he was indignant, unbelievably embarrassed, and made the fact crystal clear to everyone.
All his barking even woke up his siblings, who joined in! Where the hell did Belphegor go?!
He's asleep, somewhere well hidden, enjoying his peace and quiet, naturally.
Not so funny when you're the one stuck with the screaming, huh?
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A/N: I just wanted to write this real quick while I had the inspiration. I really like this concept, might expand on it more some day. hehe.
Remember, comments are appreciated and encouraged! Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed. This work is not spellchecked, sorry.
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Random obey me head cannons that make zero sense pt.2
1. Mammon may not be ticklish but Lucifer? oh boy-
2. Luke is a quintuplet and two of them are female
3. Simeon and Mammon are actually closer than Simeon and Lucifer but don’t show it
4. Mammon has a lot of exes and only two of them aren’t psychotic (barbatos being one of them)
5. Lucifer has tried to convince Mammon to open a hair salon because Mammon is great at doing hair
6. Mammon knows how to and loves making plushies for his brothers
#obey me#obey me mammon#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me luficer#obey me headcanons
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Random Obey me headcanons that make zero sense (mostly Mammon)
1. Mammon is deadly allergic to raspberries and mildly allergic to coconut (and he always forgets about the raspberry thing)
2. Mammon is secretly a theater kid and reads Shakespear and plays the violin
3. Luke considers Mammon an older brother
4. Mammon and Barbatos dated for a little while and broke up around a year before the exchange program
5. Lucifer has bad anxiety but hides it really well
4. both Levi and Mammon are trans and Asmo is gender fluid
6. Asmo and Lucifer can both speak fluent French and Mammon can speak fluent Italian
7. Mammon can cook really well but he’s not allowed to cut stuff because he dissociates when he does
8. Mammon used to be a stripper
9. the twins, Satan, and Lucifer are the only brothers who can tell when Mammon is upset
10. Mammon raised Satan and mostly raised the others
11. Satan called Mammon any and every variation of “mom” until he was fifteen then called him “Mammom” until he was eighteen
#obey me#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me luficer#obey me luke#obey me barbatos#obey me headcanons#obey me beel#obey me belphie#obey me satan
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I have no regrets https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb-Lk8mOhkUsVoI8uPCD-iiCrqhsYiv3QvY1eU0/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Y'all I got stabbed lmao
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me already mad at my snake: >:(
my snake: :p
me dispite knowing that’s how they smell: you little shit
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....... hey, Diavolo you and Barbatos wanna commit a hate crime with me?
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me dateables#tihi#why why why#I think I'll call Luke over aswell
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This is Canon and you can’t change my mind
#obey me#obey me mc#obey me mammon#obey me beel#obey me asmo#obey me luficer#obey me shall we date#obey me shitpost
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You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
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Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
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And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.
You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.
This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.
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I drew belphies daughter cause I can and I'm really proud of her I feel like she would train with her uncle Beel a lot but also sleep with her dad a lot and she doesn't really understand the Lucifer hate squad and actually likes her uncle (Belphie hates that)
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