Sirius: *explaining his family tree*
Remus: what the fuck
Sirius: andâ what?
Remus: What. The. Fuck?!
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Hogwarts Students after The War: to Harry!
Lily, James, Remus, Sirius, Dobby, and Fred watching above: for Harry
Harry: *sitting alone looking up* for all of you
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Steve: alright so hereâs the planâ whatâs with the vest?
Natasha: it has a lot of pockets
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Tony after adopting Peter: I have a son
Pepper: yes
Tony: heâs my son
Pepper: always has been
Tony: heâs MY son, Pep, heâs just like me
Pepper: yesâ oh
Tony: heâs gonna get himself killed!
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Tony: I have an idea
Peter: Tony no
Tony: Tony yes
Peter: mr stark pleaseâ
Tony: oh now itâs Mr Stark?
Peter: Tonyâ
Tony: nope Iâm doing it *runs off to the lab*
Peter: dad! *runs off after him*
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Peter and Harley meeting
Peter: so youâre hisâ
Harley: yeah and youâre also hisâ
Peter: yeah
Harley: huh looks like I have a brother now
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Peter: *sneaks into the tower*
Tony: where have you been mister? I am in charge of you you canât be running off â *continues to ramble on*
Peter: Mr. Stark
Tony: *ignores him*
Peter: Tony!
Tony: *keeps ignoring him* what would May think? Huh?
Peter: dad!
Tony: *stops* what?
Peter: I was stabbed
Tony: WHAT?!
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Idk if anyone who will see this/follows me are IT fans but Iâm gonna throw this idea out thereâŚ
Richie being Dean and Sam Winchesterâs brother/son/relative whatever
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Remus: *comes downstairs wearing Siriusâ sweatshirt yawning*
Sirius: whatâs that?
Remus: *confused* what?
James: *wide eyes* that! *gestures to sweatshirt*
Remus: *shrugs* itâs comfy. *looks at Sirius* do you want it back?
Sirius: *viciously shakes his head* keep it.
James: *still confused* what?
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Rhodey: *worried about leaving Tony alone for a while*
Tony: Relax Iâve got the kids to keep their crazy eyes on me, they wonât let me do anything fun and dangerous.
Rhodey: KIDS?! Tony did you kidnap kids?!
Tony: what? No!
Rhodey: *sighs in relief thinking he just means the bots*
Tony: May and Harleyâs mom just send em to me every weekend.
Tony: *shrugs* itâs no big deal
Rhodey: *in a panic/midlife crisis* How did this - how did youâ I didnât take my eyes off you how did you have kids- how old are they? Oh my god, does Pepper know?
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The Avengers: *finally come to terms with Peter*
Harley: *comes to visit* surprise b!tches!
Tony: *proud* thatâs my boy
The avengers: *confused*
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I have two headcanons for Irondad.
1. Tony knows heâs a dad, the avengers donât
2. The avengers know Tonyâs a dad, Tony doesnât.
There is no in between.
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Clint: *rambling about dad things*
Tony: *confused* wait you did what?
Clint: youâre not a dad Tony you wouldnât get it
Tony: but I am?
Clint: no youâre notâ
Peter, Harley and bots enter: DAD!
Harley: *notices Clint, doesnât care, rambles to Tony instead*
Peter: *notices Clint* oh uh hey Mr Barton Hawkeye sir
Clint: *turns to Tony wide eyes* how many kids do you have?
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Rhodey: Tony, you have a kid and didnât tell me?!
Tony: *confused* you were at the hospital for Morgan, you were the first one we told
Rhodey: not Morgan! Him! *points to Peter*
Tony: the kid? He isnât my kid.
Rhodey: *doesnât believe him at all* Tony donât lie to my face
Tony: Iâm not!
Peter: *comes in the room* oh hey dad â I mean Mr Stark
Tony: *has the biggest smile on his face* hey kid
Rhodey: *shakes his head* liar
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Tony when the Avengers reunite: Welcome back, thereâs a few new rules here
Steve: rules? Who do you think you are?
Tony: *ignores him and gestures to Peter* this is my child, he is not to be touched. He is also a genius, do not underestimate him.
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Steve: *about to hurt Peter in training*
Tony: *appears out of nowhere in full iron man suit* what the hell are doing to my kid, Rogers?
Steve: *sighs* Tony, weâre training.
Tony: *glares* he is my kid.
Peter: *wide eyes* Mr Stark
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Wanda: *finds kitten, turns to Tony* can we keep him?
Tony: absolutely not!
Peter: *walks in* aww what a cute kitty! *turns to tony* are we keeping him Mr Stark?
Tony: Peter how many times have I told you
Wanda: well at least heâs fair
Tony: itâs dad and of course we are. What should we name him?
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