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(this probs happened)
Peter ordering the Avengers Starbucks:
Tony *confused*: What does mine say " Mr. Stark,sir" ?
Steve *amused*: Mine says, " Captain's fine looking ass”-
Bucky *unfazed*: Mine says, " Metal Arm Dude"
Clint *slightly confused*: Mine says, " Arrow Man"-
Nat *smiling*: Well mine says," Scariest Avenger"-
Bruce *grumpy*: Mine just says "Bruce Banner ''- why didn't I get a cool nickname??
Wanda *smiling but confused*: Mine says, " Scary Red Witch"
Scott *happy*: Ha- mine says, " Wizard"
Hope *unfazed*: Mine says, " Insect woman"
Strange *unfazed but secretly hurt*: Mine says, " Dr. Cloak Man"
Vision *confused*: Mine says, " Google"-
Sam *hurt*: Mine says," Birdman!"
Thor *smiling*: All of your nicknames suck, mine is just says " Zeus."
Loki *uncaring*: " God Of Mischief"- not surprised-
Shuri *slightly hurt*: Peter what does mine say "Nerd Girl"??
T'challa *thinks its funny b/c he's used to Shuri and Peter's Joke: Mine says, " Scary Man Cat"-
Rocket *angry*: Mine says, " talking rabbit." Geez whoopee-
Groot: I am Groot ( Translation: Talking Tree that I don't understand)
Quill: Mine says, " Peter 2.0" Really dude-
Gamora: Mine says, " Green Space Girl"
Mantis *disappointed*: Ohh mine says my name- aww I wanted a Nickname-
Nebula: Well mine says, " Robo Girl"
Drax *laughing*: Mine says, " Invisible Man"-
Rhodes *hurt*: Why does mine say, " Mr. Stark's friend" ?
Carol: Well mine says, " Aunt Carol"-
Peter: Guys our identities are secret. So I had to tell them casual nicknames so they wouldn't know who we are.
* Dead Silence*
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Tony: James-
Rhodes and Bucky *at the same time*: Yes?
* They look at each other*
Bucky: That's my name-
Rhodes: Yeah well that's my name too-
Bucky: Well get a new name then-
Rhodes: No- you get a new name
Bucky: I was born first in 1917, I fought in world war 2 and you weren't even born yet. Case closed, get a new name-
Rhodes: No, there's only one way to settle this-
Tony: Guys not right now-
Bucky: Yes you're right we-
Rhodes: I just go by Rhodes and you-
Bucky *not listening*: We fight till the death. The last man standing takes the name.
Rhodes: Wait. Wh-what?-
Bucky * flexes his metal arm and takes out his knives*: May the better man win.
Steve *alarmed*: BUCKY NO-
Rhodes *scared*: You know what- just take the name.
Bucky *puts his knives back, glares at Rhodes: That's what I thought.
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Peter being a smartass. (this isn’t slander this convo took place in my marvel dr so-)
Tony: Steve, stop letting Wilson and Barnes play with your shield.
Steve: Fine but they'll be mad-
Peter: Nice shield Mr. Rogers-
Steve: Thanks-
Peter: Mr. Stark, how come you don't need a shield?
Tony: B/c I don't need one-
Peter *turns to Clint*: And you? How's your shield?
Clint: I don't-
Peter: Oh wait I can't b/c your shield, Pietro died didn't he? So I can't ask him-
* Painful silence*
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Loki: Bow down you earthlings I shall conquer you all-
Gen Z: Okay-
Loki: I SAID- wait what did you say ??
Gen z: We said okay-
Loki *tears in eyes* : I have finally found my people. I shall adopt you all-
Tony: Loki, that's not how it works-
Loki: Shut it Stark- you're one to talk seeing as you adopt every smart kid you come across-
Tony*amused*: Points taken.
Loki *proud*: Let me have my moment Stark-
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Pepper: Repeat after me, I won't adopt all smart kids I come across-
Tony: I will adopt all smart kids I come across-
Pepper: Tony no-
Tony: Tony yes-
Shuri and Peter *at same time* : Mr. Stark yes-
Pepper: Christ there's three of them-
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*Bucky babysitting Morgan and Peter*
Bucky: What are you guys watching ?
Morgan: We're watching Sofia The First, Uncle Buck-
Bucky *confused*: You're watching what ?
*No answer, just silence*
Then: * Theme song starts up-*
Peter *burst into song*: 🎶 I WaS jUsT a GiRl iN tHe vIlaGe DoInG AlL rIgHt🎶
Peter and Morgan *at the same time*: 🎶 THeN I bEcAmE a PrInCeSs oVeRnIgHt- FiNdInG oUt WhAt'S bEiNg RoYaL aLl AbOuT🎶
Bucky: What in the actual hell-
Peter and Morgan: 🎶 uP iN tHe cAsTlE wItH mY nEw fAmIly- sO eXcItEd tO bE sOfIa ThE fIrSt!! 🎶
Some time later:
* Bucky humming*
Steve: Buck what are you humming ?
Bucky *burst into song*: 🎶 I wAs a GiRl iN tHe vIlLaGe DoInG aLrIgHt, ThEn I bEcAmE a PrInCeSs OvErNiGhT🎶
Steve: OH NO THEY GOT TO YOU TOO-
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* Bucky and Wanda in Therapy*
Therapist: So why are you two here ?
Bucky *annoyed*: Sam made me come
Therapist: Okay, umm Wanda, what about you ?
Wanda * waves her hands around* : Well because, apparently holding a town hostage isn't okay when you're grieving.
Therapist *alarmed*: I'm sorry- you what ?
Bucky *shrugs*: She said she held a town hostage. So- who cares? That sounds reasonable to me.
Wanda: Thank you, finally someone who understands!
Bucky: Of course. Can we go now? This was enough talking for today.
Therapist: Now wait-
*Wanda and Bucky get up*
Wanda: Yeah I agree, bye-
Therapist: We didn't even talk about anything!
Bucky: Yeah that's the whole point. We're fine we don't need therapy-
Therapist: I quit, I’m telling Fury i’m done. This is not worth my mental health.
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*Loki and Thor babysitting Peter*
Loki: What do you want to do?
Peter: Lets-
Thor: Brother let's take him to Asgard-
Loki: Spiderboy, how about world domination?
Peter: okay!
Thor *alarmed*: LOKI NO
Loki *smiling*: Loki YES!
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the fact there was 3 other smart men in the room BUT it was Nat who figured out there was 3 infinity stones in the year of 2012.
Boom, she’s a fucking genius.
she’s so smart and wtf did they kill her?
missing nat, our kickass girlboss.
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i dont know who did this but I love you.
this is iconic😭
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You know who’s an underrated hero in Marvel??
That small rat who accidentally activated Ant-Man's quantum device!
If he didn’t bring Scott back, they wouldn’t have figured about the quantum or time travel.
So technically that rat is the hero of the MCU.
salute to you, furry creature.
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Bucky *in Russian*: Hey Natalia. What's your favorite color?
Nat *confused but replies in russian*: Why are we speaking Russian? But my favorite color is red.
Bucky *in Russian*: Oh cool, my favorite color is black. And can you look over at Sam and Steve, I want them to think that we are talking about them.
nat: *catches on and quickly looks at Wilson and Rogers*: What's your favorite animal?
Bucky *glaring at Sam and Steve*: Mine's a wolf. And you?
Steve *confused*: Why do Nat and Bucky keep glaring at us? I don't like this.
Sam: I'm not sure but I think they're planning something.
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Peter: Umm, I don't understand. Mr.Bucky, can you translate?
Bucky *confused*: Why is the tree talking?
Peter: What is he saying ?
Bucky: WHY IS THE TREE TALKING??
Groot: I am Groot
Peter: WHAT IS HE SAYING
Bucky *completely lost* : WHY IS THE TREE TALKING??
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Sam walks in and sees Bucky attacking the vending machine.
Sam *concerned: What did the machine do to you?
Bucky *panting* : It stole my money and now we are at war.
*Throws vending machine at Sam, almost hitting him in the head*
Sam: What the hell was that for ?
Bucky: We too are also at war. But look I got back my dollar.
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Does Doctor Strange even own a phone?? I think after the car crash he no longer intends to want or own a phone. He mistrusts them & thinks they are pure evil.
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Peter: Mr. Bucky sir, want to get plums?
* Bucky getting flashbacks*
Peter: Is he okay? What's wrong with him?
Steve: It's a long story.
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Steve: What's wrong with Shuri and Peter?? They've been quiet all day.
Bucky *concerned*: I dunno, I offered to let them play with my arm.
Rocket : OH BUT YOU LET THEM-
*Tony walks into the kitchen*
Bucky and Steve at the same time: What's wrong with your children?
Tony *rolls his eyes* : I told them they weren't allowed to do experiments anymore and now they are giving me the silent treatment.
Steve: Ohhh
Tony *looking at Peter and Shuri*: I'll let you two have ice cream before dinner if you talk to me.
Peter to Shuri: Did you hear something?
Shuri: Nope, nothing.
Tony *throws his hands up in frustration* : Come on guys, it's been a week now!
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