The fact that Zelena knew in season 3 that Killian would be her best chance of removing Emma's powers is still *chefs kiss*
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Emma: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Regina: Schrödinger's boys.
Maleficent: FUCK!
Snow: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Zelena: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Zelena: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Emma: ...
Regina: ...
Maleficent: ...
Snow: ...
Zelena: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
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Wednesday. Minimum 3 sentences.
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Zelena's eyes bugged out in shock, and a furious sneer twisted her lips when her magic remained useless against Rumpelstiltskin's protections. "This is impossible," she hissed, glaring at Belle.
Incredulity gave way to anger. "You are insane," Belle snapped, stepping away from the redhead. Her hand came up to rub at her chest, trying to soothe away the awful sensation of a witch's darkness rooting around for her heart. "Did you actually believe I would cast my own protections?"
Belle had thought to be catering to her husband's paranoia when she told that little lie. Zelena was a newcomer into a very tangled community, and her first attempts to contact her sister had been frankly a pain in the ass.
However, Belle knew of lonely souls who were inept at making meaningful connections with people they loved without the other person making the first (and second, and often third) step. Belle even knew that attachment to power often hid a yearning for warmth and friendship.
She had been honest in her attempts to befriend Zelena, and Rumple's warnings has fallen on deaf ears.
Oh, she had compromised in not telling the true extent of the protections around her, but only because the Dark One had too many enemies to make the truth common knowledge.
Every spell could be twisted and broken, after all. No need to give every upstart sorcerer a hint on how to harm the Dark One's wife.
Zelena's power would have broken through the strongest defenses Belle was able to cast.
This two-faced woman would have stolen her heart and used her to hurt her husband. She might even tried to take the Dark One's dagger.
"I would have helped you, you know," she told Zelena, still feeling silly but never sorry for trying to see something good in people who gave themselves to their darker side. "I don't need you to be perfect. Just to try to be better."
Zelena scoffed. "I'm already the best, and I'll prove it!" Her right hand twisted to summon power. "Let's see what Rumpelstiltskin thinks after I deliver your body."
True Love wouldn't be defeated by a witch in a snit.
However, Belle wasn't in the mood to witness another selfish tantrum. Zelena wanted to match her strength against the Dark One's? Well, then.
She rubbed her wedding ring three times and whispered her husband's name.
Then she smiled at Zelena's face when Rumple's anger broke through whatever protection had been cast around the farmhouse.
"Uh-oh," she said happily as Zelena paled. "I believe that's my husband come to pick me up."
The End
24/04/24
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Once Upon a Time Headcanon #1
How the Characters React to You Telling Them You're Pregnant
Emma:
Lots of silent blinking.
Lots of questioning and stuttering.
“A-Are you sure?”
Shocked for a while, until Snow and David have a chat with her that gets her excited about having a baby with you.
Regina:
Scared shitless. She doesn’t want to be like her mother.
When she realizes how great Henry turned out, her feelings change to joy.
She immediately puts a protection spell on the child.
“Now no one can hurt you and the baby.”
Zelena:
Very excited and supportive.
She sees this as the biggest opportunity for a happy ending.
Takes no time to put her hands on your stomach and kiss it.
“I’m your momma, little one. We’re going to be the happiest family ever.
Ingrid:
Very emotional.
Cannot hold back her tears.
She is finally going to have the family she has always wanted.
Snow:
You have never seen Snow so mixed with emotions.
She is happy, yet she also shows anxiety because of Regina always coming after her.
“I promise to protect this family until I can’t any longer.”
Killian:
He’s skeptical about how a pirate can be a good parent.
This comes from how his father sold him and his brother for labor.
He does have hope, however small.
He muscles a small smile to show that he is happy seeing you happy.
Robin:
Ecstatic. That’s the best fitting word to describe it.
He yells his excitement to all the merry men.
Cannot stop kissing you, he is so excited.
“This is the best news!”
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