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funcrimescene · 10 months

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i’m gonna actually cry i love him so much

[from the official instagram!!]

#wwdits #oz words #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #guillermo wwdits #wwdits season 5 #HES SO CUTESIES #YOUR HONOR HES INNOCENT

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echo-stimmingrose · 10 months

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Camper: Percy, why did you take the curse of Achilles?

Percy: Cause I wanted to jump off of buildings without getting hurt.

Annabeth: Percy, no....

Percy: Nah I'm just kidding. It was actually cause, that one *gestures to Nico* wanted to drown me in the Styx.

Nico: Okay.... I'd like to make it known that that wasn't my only motive....

Annabeth: BUT IT WAS ONE OF THEM???

#Will: babe you need therapy #your honor hes innocent #percy jackson #annabeth chase #nico di angelo #will solace #solangalo #percabeth #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect nico di angelo quotes #curse of achilles #the last olympian #chronicals of camp half blood

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kandifloss-finn · 8 months

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Silly little guy 👁

No consequences for him, he's too silly

#art #gardening with argos #twomp #argos twomp #argos #the world of mr plant #argos fanart #your honor hes innocent

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pycth · 2 months

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“What kind of magic is this..?”

A little late to finishing this, I meant to post it the day the recent Hush audio came out, but got busy with irl shit— better late than ever tho :)

The patience Doc has for this eldritch horror that crept his way into their life on a random Tuesday night and has since clung to them for emotional support which they’ve just come to accept, only to eventually fall for said being, teach said being it’s own feelings, then inevitably end in tragedy will be my Roman Empire.

His panic, confusion, and guilt had me clutching my chest 😭 literally sent him into a spiral, god damnit Vega

“Doc. I need you..”

“Touch me..please.”

“Why does this feel so good?”

Bro’s tryna send me to an early grave fr, but who am I to complain c’mere baby—

That little bit of tension in between when Hush goes “You…I still don’t understand you.” Gnawing on my computer (their faces so close, foreheads practically touching, holding onto each other)

Something tells me Doc going with Hush to revive Vega won’t go so smoothly..🚶(I hope it doesn’t)

#oh they’re burnin slow #I’ll never be normal about them #I love tragic romance #he’s innocent your honor #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted verse #redactedaudio #redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted hush #redacted doc #pycthsketches

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kairukitsuneo · 4 months

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Redraw Bumblebee Movie scene but cuter💗💗

#transformers #doodles #bumblebee #bumblebee movie #bumblebee 2018 #fanarts #tf fanarts #maccadams #kairukitsuneOart #phone drawing #draw of the day #redraw #look at this innocent boy #you would forgive him even he did questionable deeds #your honor i love him #adorable #cute #cute art #I want to paint the stars in his eyes

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pedropascalpussyhat · 1 year

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mass murder

anti vax

child endangerment

terrorism

war crimes

invasion

abuse of power

torture

assault

countless kidnappings

mongering

theft

stalking

conspiracy

treason

pollution

sabotage

vandalism

false imprisonment

#he’s innocent your honor!#free him!#this is my babygirl #sometimes babygirl is a 56 year old man #and that’s ok #the last of us #tlou #pedro pascal #joel miller #joel miller did nothing wrong

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zephyra-in-the-house · 1 month

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Yaoguai Reference

Here are my references for Yaoguai's unbalanced form in Second Chances

#lego monkie kid #second chances #shadowpeach #lego macaque #fanfic #lmk macaque #lego monkey kid oc #Kind of #He's basically an OC at this point #little spooky guy #He just wants a nibble #Just a little bite #It's fine #He's totally not a cannibalistic creature that will eat anything and everything #He's just a little guy!!#He's innocent your honor!

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ilminnestrone · 27 days

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"She can become those you hate, those your fear, those you love."

Jenova is an alien telepathic monster. We saw her being extracted from the rocks in the form of a decomposed corpse, with an exposed skull and organs. We saw in her original form of a deformed tentacled beast. We know she's not even a humanoid creature in her Boss forms.

But Jenova is telepathic, smart, able to take the form of those she infected. And she's physically confined. All she need is a body to carry out her conquering plan.

And Sephiroth has the perfect body indeed: he's the strongest man alive. He inspires love in his allies and fear in his enemies. He has power and fame. He's a high rank supersoldier. He survived any kind of torture since he was a child. And he yearns for his mom. The only intimate and tender thought he has is the dream of the mother he never had. He's beautiful, he has long silver hair and he wants his mom.

Jenova isn't a beautiful woman with long silver hair. She never was. That's how she's manipulating Sephiroth. She couldn't become Lucrecia because she never infected her directly, only the child she was bearing, so she became the nearest thing: a woman who looks like him.

And all he is is an empty puppet.

#he's innocent Your Honor #he just has major mommy issues #leave Sephi alone #final fantasy vii #ff7 #final fantasy 7 #ffvii #sephiroth #lucrecia crescent #jenova

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tmncthingtosee · 9 months

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*Cracks knuckles* I’m once again forced to defend Montgomery Gator

#he is INNOCENT your honor #I don’t careeeeee #monty gator #montgomery gator #ruin dlc #fnaf #fnaf ruin

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anundyingfidelity · 12 days

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me and the girls

#billy butcher #billy butcher the boys #karl urban #the boys billy butcher #the boys amazon prime #the boys series #the boys tv #i love him your honor he's innocent!!

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midnightsunnyday · 1 year

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So, once again, here I am at 2 AM with another hot take, this time on Lucifer.

If you really look at it, from the very beginning of the story, Lucifer isn't that horrible to us. You might think this is my Lucifucker bias kicking in, but for the first few chapters of the story, Lucifer is somewhat amicable to us being there. Authoritative, autocratic, patronizing, kinda scary, and well, prideful (duh), but otherwise...tolerable and leaves us to our own devices, for the most part.

The only time he begins to show hostility is when he starts to suspect us of having ulterior motives for making pacts with his brothers and getting too involved in his family's business. The two times where he does attack us may seem unwarranted to the player, but narratively, makes sense in regards to Lucifer's characterization.

So yes, it's time to get ready for...

Me analyzing the two times Lucifer tried to kill the ever loving shit out of us because I'm a simp, but also one who can read (somewhat):

So, let's look at Lesson 6 or the first time Lucifer tries to murder bomb us. We, the reader, know that Luke, despite his feelings towards demons, wouldn't intentionally do anything to harm the brothers and obviously, had no idea what he was holding was a grimoire. He was a lost kid who unfortunately, stumbled across something he shouldn't have touched.

Yet from Lucifer's perspective, he sees an angel (beings who he's shown to hold bias against...for obvious reasons) trying to "steal" the very book that if in the wrong hands, could put his entire family in danger, along with the human who's protecting him (who he's shown to be already skeptical of), and his own brother, who hid the angel in their very home and allowed him the opportunity to do so.

Right now, he's not looking at the situation like we are because we already have that information. We know why Luke is in the underground tomb. We know why Beelzebub tried to hide him. But for Lucifer, all he sees is the enemy invading his home. This is the first time we see Lucifer enraged past the point of reason, so much so that if not for Diavolo, he would've killed MC.

Remember the beginning title of Lesson 6: There Are Some Wounds Time Can't Heal. Lucifer's reaction may not have been logical to us, yet considering what we learned about the secret room, about the brothers being former angels and fighting in the Celestial War and Lilith's death from Beelzebub two chapters earlier, it was logical to Lucifer and Lucifer alone. It doesn't excuse him from doing it, but it's an important part of his characterization and purposely done to show how these events still affect him.

The same is true with Lesson 12. Lucifer tries to straight up dead us again, yet only after learning that we disobeyed his warnings about going up into the attic and conversed with Belphegor. Add that with him finally beginning to trust us (even developing small hints of a crush, flirting with us more than once) and the rather heartwarming bonding moment before it and Lucifer's trust is completely broken. Considering we learn later on why Belphegor was locked in the attic and what really happened to Lilith, Lucifer's reaction is not surprising. Not great, but not surprising.

It's then you begin to understand the basis of Lucifer's rage. Before making his vow to Diavolo, Lucifer states that whether demon or angel, he will always stay true to his convictions. Right then and there, we see what truly matters to Lucifer. His love for Lilith, his family. Even if it means sacrificing his pride and serving Diavolo. Even if it means becoming the bad guy to his brothers. He did, especially with the lack of options, what was necessary to save his sister. In turn, said decision also saved his brothers.

And so we see that the only two times where Lucifer is ready to attack is due to the perceived threat against his family, going so far as to risk Diavolo's goals of uniting the three realms not once, but twice, something that he surely knows the consequences for.

So yeah, I write all that to say that you can dislike Lucifer all you want. You can argue about how he punishes his brothers, especially Mammon. You can argue how he's a stubborn ass with the emotional communication skills of a sun-dried turd. You can argue that he's too subservient to Diavolo, to the point where he takes for granted his brothers wishes or feelings (arguments in which I do have opposing opinions on, but to do so will make this post longer than it needs to be).

Yet to call him evil is to ignore so many pieces of his characterization that shows otherwise. How vulnerable he can be, how affectionate, how silly, how he truly loves his brothers and will go out of his way for them, etc.

But to call him good isn't quite right either since well...he has no qulams about killing people, threatening them, attacking his siblings in a rage induced tantrum, lying, locking people in attics...

He's the well-intentioned extremist. The lawful evil. The noble demon. A rabid dog who snaps and barks at the slightest threat but pet him once and tell him he's a good boy and he'll melt in your hand.

Like, I know this shit is long, and I could go even further, but for now I'm going to defend the fact that Lucifer is just...he's a good character, ok? A good, complicated, mess of a character.

And I absolutely love him for it.

#in conclusion your honor he is innocent #but also...eh #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #it's defend lucifer hours #i would do rabid things in parking lots for this man #but also will back over him with my car (affectionately)#trying to do better with analyzing stories and characters #also i hope this was comprehensive #i was really tired when writing it so i hope i didnt miss too much

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eliorosb3rg · 4 months

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look at him. hes never done anything wrong in his life