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midnightsunnyday · 4 days
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I think a really good relationship dynamic is when one partner is an entirely absurd person and the other partner's perpetual thought process is, "I adore you. Why are you like this? I'm going to kiss you at such length and with such fervor that you'll get disoriented and stop being like this for five minutes and I can rest, for fuck's sake."
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midnightsunnyday · 5 days
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🐑 💤
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midnightsunnyday · 6 days
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Starry Eyes ✨
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Belphie is a little handsy sometimes😳
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midnightsunnyday · 7 days
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Avatar Of Pride
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midnightsunnyday · 7 days
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That moment when the unrelated scenes you've been writing for two weeks both somehow connect (i have no idea how this happened)
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midnightsunnyday · 7 days
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midnightsunnyday · 7 days
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And One Day He'll Be Known As... ✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧
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➠ word count: 1564 ➠ characters: Lucifer/Reader, Lucifer & Reader ➠ cw: none, yet read at your own discretion. ➠ a/n: will there ever be a day I don't write a story about this man? No, not really. Also, not really sure what this is, but I wrote it during lunch break on my phone at work after reading through a "particular book." Anyway, I hope you enjoy it!
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Before the day could even be called day, a light was born in a formless, empty world.
The light had no name, no shape, but it was conscious and very, very hot. In that moment, a great fear overtook it, for the light did not know these feelings it possessed, nor why it was brought forth. It then cried out into the void and from its cries, came many other lights and shapes that spiraled and crashed and split apart. It was then a voice rang out:
“Do not fear, for I am your Father, and all things that come from me are good, and from you, good things have formed."
The light then stilled, knowing that he was not alone here, and saw that these “good things” that formed were called stars and planets. And while the light was still scared, it knew that it was “good” and continued to help make good things.  
For many, many, many days, the light sat and watched as the Father worked through all his creation. It saw the void split in two, and learned that the brightness would be called “day” and the darkness “night.” Its home was now above the waters, which sat atop creation, and below it, the land, the sea, and its creatures. The Father would call this little blue ball “Earth,” and was very pleased with it. And while the light did not understand, it found it…so.
Soon after, the light was given a “brother,” and that brother would help lead the Father’s children beyond the firmament. By then, the light was now “he” and given a form that pleased him, with many wings and eyes as red as fire. He even had a name, “light-bearer" and like his sibling, a purpose: to watch over creation as its guides and judges.
One day, the light-bearer stood from above, looking down upon the Earth. Despite the passage of time, there were still many things he did not understand. If all the Father’s things were “good,” then why were some things “not good?” Why did beasts of land eat the smaller beasts? Why did the moths mistake the flame for light? Why did the birds fly themselves to death? And why did humans, who’d been given eternal life, forsake it to wander the wilderness? And these strange beings with horns and wings that stalked the night and preyed upon the humans. Are they a part of the plan? Because of these questions, the light-bearer couldn’t help but ask:
“Why is it all so…flawed?”
From above, his brother--now Michael--heard him and rang out.
“What do you mean, brother?”
“To be given life is a blessing," the light-bearer said. "Yet they do nothing but die and kill things, yet Father still finds them worthy of his creation. Why?”
It was not like one of the Father’s angels to question His creation, yet the light-bearer was not like other angels. He possessed a will far greater than most, and a mouth just as harsh. He was also very beautiful, yet such things did not concern him.
Michael laughed, admiring the way his brother bathed in the light. “An ant learns to find a path over the water when another drowns to cross it. Those things that are flawed give others the knowledge to do better.”
Lucifer pondered his own creation. He himself was created, not born. “So does that mean we have no flaws?”
“The Father did not intend for us to be flawed."
"Yet how do we have the knowledge to do better if we do not learn from our mistakes?"
"We were born righteous,” Michael answered. “And those things born righteous cannot make mistakes, as we already know our path and roles within it.”
“I see.” Lucifer gazed down at the vivid blue. Despite its size, it’d all seemed so boundless, stretching on forever. These creatures, not tied by what is good or not, had been given a choice. To choose one’s path and live with the mistakes within it. Such beings would be flawed, yes, but beyond that…
“I suppose I can see the beauty in it.”
And within him grew a feeling he could not yet explain.    
Of course, he did not know it then. But one day the light-bearer would come to know humanity very well. By then, he’d be known by a different name. One that the entire world would know. Not for all the good and light it helped create, but for all the evils that plagued it. A name known only as--
“—Oh, Luuucy!”
Lucifer knew of only one person who’d be polite enough to knock in this house and foolhardy to use such an embarrassing nickname. Admittedly, he found it refreshing.
“I know you can heeeere me!” You sung beyond the door.
Though if not a bit exasperating.
It was only natural that you came to him, as you did with all his brothers. You were kind, to the point of absurdity, yet it was a part of you he found charming. You entered—without answer, he’d add—holding a cup of his favorite tea, a clear means to soften the inevitable interrogation as to why, for the past several days, he hadn’t left his office. His brothers, having known the consequences of doing so, allowed him his peace. Yet you on the other hand, knew nothing of minding one’s own.
"We miss you at the table," your voice was low, biting your cheek as if to consider your next words. “How have you—"
"—I'm fine," Lucifer said, still pretending to scan through his paperwork. His response was simple. Pointed. And by your startled reaction, that should’ve been the end of it.
It wasn’t.
"I figured as much,” you said as you trotted carefully towards his desk. “Mammon said this was "normal" for you." You’d sat the cup beside him. The smell hit him with a bitter, floral odor, brewed extra strong to his liking. Your eyes lightened as you waited to see if he reached for it. He hadn’t. You inched it closer, smiling.
Lucifer removed his glasses, messaging his forehead. “Is there something that you need.”
You hummed as you tilted your head. “Not particularly.”
“So in other words, you’ve come to annoy me.” He sighed. “Wonderful.”
“Don’t think of it as an annoyance.” You plopped down into one of the chairs he kept in front of his desk. “More like helpful company.”
He hardened his gaze, yet your eyes refused to falter. Neither of you spoke, locked in a vicious game of eye-to-eye combat.
“You’re good at this,” you said. “What are you, the eye staring master?”
Lucifer tightened his lips. “I’m not playing a game.”
“That’s not what your face says.”
The grin you held continued to grow, until breaking into a fit of giggles. Without realizing, Lucifer snorted. It was small and he corrected himself immediately after, but it was too late. You’d taken his reaction as an admission of defeat, nodding your head in smug satisfaction for having managed to make the great Lucifer smile for once in his life.
“You’re truly a nuisance,” he said. He could feel his face heating. “A thorn in my side.”
“But I made you laugh, so I can’t be that bad, right?”
They were correct. But he’d never admit it. Not then, at least.
“But seriously, I don’t like seeing you cooped up doing nothing but work without break,” you said. “Maybe you’re used to it, but it’s not healthy. Even for a demon and you know…” You plucked at the skin of your fingers, a nervous tick not helped by your current predicament. “If something is wrong, you shouldn't hold it in. It's better to speak to people you love and trust."
"Oh?" He leaned forward, smiling. "And who might those people be? The ones that I love and trust?"
"Your family. Maybe Lord Diavolo," there was a brief pause, your fingers twiddling themselves together as if trying to solve a puzzle. "Or maybe you'd like...to talk to me?"
"That so? Tell me, which one do you think you’d fall into?”
“Oh.” You sat there, silent, your eyes pleading with the floor to swallow you whole. “Well you know I…it’s uh, you see—“
“—You’re right,” he spoke gently, reaching for his tea. “It would be nice to speak with someone I love and trust. Please, stay. And if you’re still interested in being helpful…” he tossed a stack of folders in front of you.
“Boo, paperwork?”
“Boo, paperwork.” He sipped his tea. Delicious, and admittedly, needed.
You pouted, yet accepted the stack nonetheless. In the silence he could feel your joy, the light dancing from your aura. It shined, almost as bright as they say his own. It’s also why, unlike anyone else that he couldn’t help but…
Well, such words were for another time, but for now…
“Thank you, for helping me,” he said.
A squeal, muffled by a cough. You were never good at hiding your emotions. “I mean, it’s no problem, really! Honestly, what would any of you do without me?”
“What would we indeed?”
How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! Or however said verse went. Yet clearly he wasn’t so low if he was still capable of a love such as this.
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midnightsunnyday · 7 days
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Some of you probably realized that I rarely, if ever, interact with the fandom. There's a reason for that (a rather obvious one) but I find that being in my own little bubble with you all is much more peaceful and relaxing than wondering out into the tags, so thank you all for being here with me and sticking around ❤️
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midnightsunnyday · 12 days
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I feel like I need to apologize to all my followers for not being active in a while. Life has been very hectic, and while I try to make time for my stories and other fandom things, something always comes up, or I'm so tired I can barely stand to write. Right now, I'm working full time and furthering my education, so things are well, chaotic, but hopefully, there will be a little order soon to do the things I like.
Anyway, I say all this to state that this blog and my WIPs aren't abandoned, just on hiatus. Until then, I hope you all are doing well regardless. And until next time, stay safe!
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midnightsunnyday · 20 days
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The fact that it isn't canonically spoken enough of how intelligent Belphegor is.
There is literal "little sibling gremlin" energy to indulge in and the writers refuse to go further. A diligent Belphegor would be terrifying. Though his sin is probably part of why he isn't more unhinged.
Also fun fact, Belphegor was supposed to be the yandere of the series, but the writers toned him down. Honestly a horribly missed opportunity.
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Apparently??? Belphie is the celebrated author of an acclaimed Devildom scholarly thesis: ‘Analysis of Human Barometers of Good and Evil and Their Inherent Stupidity’.
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With Good Intentions (Chapter Two) ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚
(Chapter One) Masterlist A03
➥pairings: MC & Everyone, MC/Everyone ➥content warnings: Not Beta Read. We Cook Our Stories Like Solomon. Fighting. Family Drama. Implied/Referenced Character Death. Alcohol. Curse Language. Reader-Insert. Gender-Neutral Pronouns. Lesson 016 Spoilers. Post-Lesson 016. ➥summary: after the events of Chapter 16, the brothers and Diavolo are forced to deal with the inevitable fallback of their actions towards MC, all while attempting to help them through their growing existential breakdown. Or... what would happen if the MC didn't "serve as a bridge" for the brothers after lesson 16? How would their relationships change? And how would the brothers navigate their emotions without the MC's help? ➥a/n: chapter two took...an exceptionally long time. 2023 was not a good year and it got me feeling down about my writing, but either way, I hope you all enjoy it. Also, this chapter is a long one (4,351 words) and from Lucifer's POV. As always, take care.
I remember some of you stating you'd like to be added to a tag list: @darkflowerav @zarakem @shabootldoo. Let me know if you'd like to removed or added.
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The day of Diavolo's birth was an occasion that, when first learned, filled Lucifer with dreary contempt, the hours leading up to it hazed in an overwhelming show of Dionysian blunder that would make the Greek god himself blush from embarrassment. 
Every year, Lucifer worked himself past exhaustion, ensuring that every drape, every hors-d'œuvre, hell, every tile of the grand ballroom floor sparkled the way it should. And his brothers, who labored from wall to wall, hated him for it, relegating Lucifer as nothing more than Diavolo’s “perfect little lap dog.” But none of it mattered. Their wavering respect was one thing, hopefully mended with time, yet his reputation as the prince’s right hand was another; such bonds he couldn’t risk testing. 
Over time, Lucifer learned to find pleasure in routine, satisfied with how everything formed together through the sway of his hands, entirely in his element. And Diavolo, in trusting him to do so, spared no effort in praising him and his brothers after, drowning them in food, Demonus, and parting with many of his gifts.
Naturally, Lucifer questioned him. Nothing is given freely, the past carved into his very bones. But Diavolo had a way of breaching past suspicions, humbling Lucifer with a boastful laugh.
“In all my years of knowing you, not once have I ever seen you as just my right hand.” Diavolo’s gaze was thoughtful, bearing down from the parapet walk of the castle. Below them was the bailey, a frenzied glow of lights and fevered guests, their voices leveling into the night. His face brightened. “This party is more than just the celebration of my birth, but all the things that came together and made it worth celebrating.”
“Meaning?” Lucifer's voice was as layered as the notes of his Demonus; dry, probing, and hesitant. He’d not known the prince to be cruel, yet kindness is often obfuscated through the guise of good deeds.
Diavolo turned to him and laughed. “It means you’re like family to me, Lucifer. Why wouldn't I want you all to share in this moment?"
 Lucifer scoffed. Diavolo hadn’t much in the way of family, doubted if he even knew what the word meant, though he had a knack for flattery, he’d give him that. 
“Moreover, I see you and your brothers being here as an opportunity for greater things.” Diavolo fell silent, his eyes shut in contemplation. Lucifer stood, wondering if there was a point to all this. It was cold, his drink was nearing empty, and his brothers were doing hell knows what with the other guests. 
Finally: “Now, bear with me here,” Diavolo spoke, “for it’s a bit of a work in progress, but I’ve had some ideas regarding an exchange program, one where both humans and angels could attend.”
“An exchange program?” Lucifer could've snorted at the statement. It’s not as if he's here to enjoy the scenery.
“Correct,” Diavolo continued. "My dream is to create a world where all beings can coexist. I see no reason why we all must be separate and fearful of one another. And with the foundations of RAD in place along with the newly formed student council, I find such goals achievable, wouldn’t you agree?”
“My agreement isn’t necessary,” Lucifer said flatly. “Whatever you decide, I’ll procure it with all my ability.”
“I see.” Diavolo frowned. “I believe I may've "ruined the vibe," as they say. Another time, then.” 
The silence between them dragged on. It was no longer awkward; just downright uncomfortable. Diavolo shifted his legs, while Lucifer readied to excuse himself. He shouldn’t leave his brothers alone for too long, and by brothers, he meant Mammon.
“Understandably, you continue to question your place here,” Diavolo’s voice was small, barely audible above the chaos, “but one day I hope you come to see my realm as more than a punishment, but as your home.”
Lucifer sharpened his eyes. If Diavolo were lying, he could use nothing—no delaying tactics, no sweat on the brow, no hesitancies—against him. The prince armed himself with child-like honesty, and Lucifer wasn’t sure if he should be annoyed or relieved. 
“Family, you say?” Lucifer stared into his drink, wishing all his problems could be willed away amongst the vivid red. The guests hadn’t called him and his brothers demons but fallen, their demonic nature yet to be proved. It would be a while before he felt comfortable here, let alone taken seriously enough to be called a lord, but…
His face settled and a wry smile lined his lips. “Are you sure you’d rather not adopt a pack of rabid circus animals?”  
He supposed a little effort wouldn’t harm anything.
Diavolo’s eyes widened and suddenly Lucifer regretted everything. 
“Technically, the animals would be a tamer choice,” Diavolo said with a grin. “Less fighting during my meetings, no unauthorized tours of the castle, my possessions’ would remain untouched, and hardly any challenges toward my decisions.” His eyes glimmered at what Lucifer assumed was his growing embarrassment. “Though I find the antics of your brothers quite enthralling, your company included, of course.” 
Lucifer looked out and the city shined back. “Enthralling would be an understatement.” 
And while he hated to admit it, the Demonus was growing on him. 
And so came the restless nights, the unyielding stacks of potential applicants both regular and eldritch. Ideologies swept over chess games, the clamor for a better world, with RAD as the foundation to create it. It gave Lucifer something akin to hope, like the nights when his brothers could stand to be in one room without fighting. Diavolo began to question more within him than pledged devotion. Trust and friendship were hardly given freely, and rarely was one allowed both. Be it above Lucifer to question him on either. However…
“Did you plan for Belphegor to kill me?” 
Recent revelations were…worrisome. 
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[Lucifer]: Good morning. Did you rest well? Are you awake? 
[Lucifer]: I’ll take the read receipt as a “yes.” 
The grandfather clock that struck away from the corner of his view only confirmed what his body voiced with the ache of his joints. It was morning and Lucifer—having realized the number of tasks that needed to be done for today—felt the weight of ten thousand restless nights bearing down upon him. 
As much as he lectured his brothers about proper sleeping habits, Lucifer rarely, if ever, did the same, spending the past 24 hours mending back the thousand-year pieces of cultivated nerve the only way he knew how: with work.
Over time he learned that the voices inside one’s head tend to scurry when faced with 895 pages of Devildom zoning laws and temporary land use regulation. By then he missed breakfast, lunch, and dinner, stuck on the same page for what felt like hours, his eyes dry and stinging. Twice he caught himself from falling headfirst into his desk. It was all a horribly planned distraction, yet still, he refused sleep, finding his dreams too unkind. 
In them, he stood outside himself, the sole audience of a scene gone wrong. It was not unlike the underground tomb, though this time he cornered you in the library, his brothers and Diavolo nowhere in sight. A bad sign. 
“I met Belphegor,” you sputtered. “And I think…I think you both should speak with one another.” 
“…What did you say?” His counterpart choked on his words, face shattered with confusion. “Wait, don’t tell me…that you actually met with him? That you went to that room…and you MET Belphegor…?! 
It was then Lucifer understood; he meant to kill you in that room. 
“Please,” your steps were slow and retracted as if placating a beast to avoid its bite. “Lucifer, I just wanted—“
"Do you REALLY find it so amusing to poke your nose into our business at every opportunity?" His aura quaked around him, surging with a power threatening to tear its target limb from limb. "Do you really enjoy stirring up trouble that much? YOU…a mere HUMAN? YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT." 
Lucifer ruffled his hair with his hand, smoothing it back with quickened frustration. Barbatos erased the prior timeline, that much was certain, yet why did everything feel so much worse? It was clear he hadn’t harmed you then, so what happened afterward? More than anything, he wanted to ask--
The light of his D.D.D. blinked, and a jolt of energy hit Lucifer as he swiped at the screen to view the notification. 
[Barbatos]: Good morning. The Young Master's birthday will soon be upon us. 
Lucifer stared at the screen as if the words written were foreign. Not exactly who he expected. Furthermore, he was aware of Diavolo's approaching birthday just as he'd been inclined to know it for the past 5,000 or so years. 
[Lucifer]: Yes, good morning. Are there any more qualms concerning the plots for the commoner's booths? 
[Barbatos]: None at all. All reservations were resolved. Not likely due to your persuasive speech. 
[Lucifer]: Apparently, fear is an excellent motivator for progress. 
[Barbatos]: I’ll try to keep that in mind. 
To learn that a being with as much power as Barbatos was content with being a mere servant unnerved Lucifer. How Diavolo managed to entice him to his side was even more perplexing. He thought back to the fall. Maybe Barbatos had been just as desperate. 
[Barbatos]: Also, please excuse me for the sudden shift in tone, but I must inform you of a more serious matter. 
[Barbatos]: The Young Master shows concern for the well-being of all his exchange students. While the past night's events were unfortunate, they should hold no bearing on previously established expectations. 
[Barbatos]: Which is why I'm sure you understand that all parties occupying the House of Lamentation are expected to attend. I assume you've made your brothers and guest aware of that factoid. 
Shit. So that's what he was leading into. Truth was he hadn't. Or rather, he couldn't. His brothers he could speak with, threaten, yet the latter not so much. Not since you bound yourself to your room. Lucifer lost count of the number of times he reached for his D.D.D. only to see his messages read, yet unanswered. 
[Lucifer]: I'll have it handled. 
[Barbatos]: While that doesn't sound like positive confirmation, I have faith in your capabilities.
[Barbatos]: Very well. I must go attend to my duties. Signing off, as they say. 
[Lucifer]: As do I. Speak to you soon. 
Lucifer rose from his chair, reaching an emotional plateau where the only options were either “get coffee” or “start fire, blame Mammon.” He chose the former, saving the latter for another day. He supposed even he had limits. Not many, but few.
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They say it’s best to tackle the hardest task first. Though maybe he should’ve had his coffee beforehand.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
No response. 
Knock. Knock. Knock. 
“I know you’re capable of hearing me.” 
“Go away.”
Lucifer inhaled. Sharply. Then released. A part of him wanted nothing more than to view the past night’s outburst as misplaced hysterics, side effects of a post-traumatic mind brought back from the brink. But a larger part of him knew that Diavolo’s goals were absolute, unmovable as his will. If the Devildom ended tomorrow, then he simply rebuild another atop the wreckage. And if a single human life was the key to seeing his goals become reality, then the prince would press forward, by any means necessary. 
“I understand that you’re in pain, you have every right to be, yet please, this is important.” 
Still, the answer was silence. 
Demon King help me. Lucifer had ways of dealing with his brothers, a swift kick, a few threatening words, and the tug of a collar, mostly. But to stare at a door that once opened at merely his voice left him with a feeling he didn’t quite like, one that seemed more fitting of someone in a position less than him.
“You may remain trapped in your space, yet understand that at some point I will need to enter.” His voice grew softer, “Please, do not give me that choice.”  
He hadn't meant for it to sound like a threat, yet intentions never mattered, only the consequences of them. It took a moment before Lucifer heard movement beyond the door, along with the hand that hesitantly, turned the knob. 
You appeared draped in gloom, face sunken in a permanent frown. No part of you, from your hair to your clothes, looked ready to face the day ahead. It was clear you had no plans of leaving your room today. He was sure you were trying to kill him with your eyes. 
“Let’s get this over with.” You turned, trekking back into the darkness. Bitter expression aside, for the moment, Lucifer would receive it as the confirmation it was and entered, shutting the door behind him. 
“Please excuse my brashness,” Lucifer said as he looked around. If he had any discrepancies over the state of your room (and he had) he dared not state them, nor did his face show it, gracefully stepping over the minefield of personal items and trash that scattered the floor. “But you wouldn’t respond to any of my texts.”  
You plopped down onto your bed, tossing a hand in the direction of the space nearest you, another bitter confirmation. He accepted.  
“I thought you’d take the hint and leave me be,” you said. 
“I see that you still have your characteristic boldness left in you.” Lucifer smiled. “I’m glad.” 
Your lips quivered, clenching them together once you noticed him staring. He waited to hear your voice. It didn’t matter the tone. Anything was better, he thought, than this horrible stillness you both struggled through. 
Granted, he’ll admit to there being one or two… minor miscalculations on his part with you, ones in which he simply overestimated the severity of a situation. Situations in which he may or may not have attempted, according to present parties, “various acts of treason, fratricide, homicide, (and if yappy angel Chihuahuas count) animal abuse.” He hadn’t cared to fully digest his actions then, waving them away as minor setbacks. Maybe the next exchange students would be less intrusive, and his brother, while healing from his wounds, less naïve. 
Yet while demons simply shrugged at death, humans were not inclined to take acts of attempted murder lightly. So he apologized—more or less—wiping his hands of it. From then on, a tiny part of him hoped you understood, that this would be the last of your meddling in his family’s affairs. And perhaps, with time, he could learn to see in you what his brothers had, and maybe you, with him. It wasn’t the most unpleasant of outcomes. 
“What is it you want?” You finally snapped. 
Though that time was not now. 
Lucifer folded his arms. “I was concerned, is all.” 
“You’re lying.” 
“Has your time alone given you the ability to read minds?”  
“No, just the ability to read you.” You gesture toward his arms. He tightens them further. 
“Then I suppose you can guess what I came here to say, seeing as you’ve read my messages.” 
You sunk your head, snorting. “It’s about that fucking birthday party, isn’t it?” He could see it in your face, the part of you that hoped there was at least some form of rebuttal left against Diavolo’s word. “Lucifer?” You pleaded. 
“Barbatos and I spoke this morning." He felt himself falter in your gaze. "All are required to attend.”
Disgust, the last to look at him in such a way being his very brother. In those moments, he was sure that neither of you saw a man nor a demon, but the scum rotting at the bottom of the Earth.
“You know, my Lucifer was brave enough to actually confront Diavolo,” you said smirking, though there was no humor in it. “And it was in that moment I thought maybe I finally did something right, but…” 
You fell away from him, flopping heavily into the mess of sheets and pillows. “But it doesn’t matter now. You aren’t him. I don’t think you can be.” 
Something painful gripped Lucifer’s throat. Confronted? Had the events of your timeline become that dire? “You continue to implicate Diavolo in your plight, yet refuse to speak further as to why.” 
“Because it doesn’t matter anymore,” you cried. “Everything I did, what I went through is gone. And even if I told you everything, what would you do? Would you protect me? Demand I be sent home? Deem the program a failure?” You laughed, choking back a sob. “Like you’d ever admit to being wrong.”
“I can’t help you unless you speak to me.” He thought back to his rage-filled dreams. Your shaken form. He placed a hand upon your leg. “In the timeline before, tell me, what did I do?” 
You yanked back your leg, shrugging. “The same thing you always do. What you all do. What else is new?” You then buried yourself further into your sheets. “So, can you go now, please?”
He stopped himself from saying more. He'd no right to his indignation. For once he would listen and rose to leave, resting his eyes over you one last time before heading toward your bedroom door, closing it behind him. 
He was right about having his coffee first. 
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“They still haven’t come out of their room yet, huh?” Leviathan asked, entering from the hall. 
Be it against Lucifer to reprimand anyone for pointing out the obvious. “No, Leviathan, they haven’t come out of their room.” 
Like most mornings, Lucifer and his brothers gathered in the dining room. Despite the seemingly never-ending dysfunction of their lives, it was the only thing that remained consistent about them. 
Leviathan took his seat, only sparing Lucifer a half-glance from his phone. “No offense, but you kinda look...worse than usual.”  
Asmodeus frowned. “And just look at those eye bags. Honestly, Lucifer, as much as you hound us for our sleeping habits you rarely follow your own.” 
“Consequences of a late schedule. Now eat.” Lucifer sipped his coffee, the only thing at the table that was made by him. Satan had cooked today, so the chances of everyone developing food poisoning decreased. However, Satan had cooked today, so the chances of Lucifer specifically developing food poisoning increased. 
“Belphie hasn’t woken up, either,” Beelzebub noted, meekly gazing up from his plate. When no one answered, he ripped into his pancakes with painful dejection. 
“So are ya letting them stay home from RAD?” Mammon picked at his food, uninterested. 
“Belphegor has missed enough days as it is, so no,” Lucifer said. 
“Yeah, but who’s fault was that?” Surprisingly, such biting commentary hadn’t come from the usual twin. 
Lucifer raised his brow. “Pardon?” 
“Forget it,” Beelzebub mumbled. 
“As for the other, well," Lucifer rubbed his temples, "I’ve allotted a sick day.” 
“A sick day, huh? You know, it’s your fault for lettin’ em mouth off like that,” said Mammon, who had an obnoxious habit of eating while he talked. “That could’ve ended bad, real bad.” 
“Though I hate to admit it, I agree with Mammon.” Satan turned a page of his book. The Human Psyche and You, it read. “We all failed to assist them that night. Moreover, there’s clearly some bias in your disciplinary measures. Had any one of us spoken to Lord Diavolo that way, surely we’d be hanging from more than just our waists.” 
“Or locked in an attic,” Beelzebub spoke barely above a whisper, but Lucifer heard it all the same.
Lucifer glowered, his eyes gilded with magic. “Passive-aggressive remarks will get you more than just my attention, Beel. Speak fully on what it is you need to say.” 
Beelzebub slumped into his chair and turned away from the table. Belphegor’s burdens were not his own, yet he carried them all the same. “I…don’t want to argue with you, Lucifer.” 
“Then finish your food, in silence.”  
“I still say we should bust em’ out,” said Mammon, failing to grasp the point of silence. “What’s the point of them being trapped in their room ignoring everyone? Isn’t it better to, you know, talk about it?”
“Ok, sure. Let’s go with your plan,” said Leviathan, exasperated. “Let’s go kick down their door and force them out! That’ll really make them feel better.” 
“Furthermore, humans don’t just get over being killed, especially by those they trusted once,” said Satan. “Such matters are,” he rolled his shoulders, “a bit more complicated than most.” 
“Even so,” Lucifer stepped in, “Diavolo’s birthday is fast approaching. Regardless of anyone's feelings, it’s mandatory that we all attend.”
Quiet. Thick enough to hear a feather drop.
 “Are you…really going to make them go to that?” Mammon asked. 
“I am. Is that a problem?” It wasn't a question.
Mammon spat. “You seriously askin’ that after what happened?” 
“What happened lies in Belphegor’s hands and no one else. May I remind you all that Diavolo’s goal is to unite the three realms. He would do nothing to jeopardize such.”
“Glad to see you so trusting of your partner,” Satan said, twirling his fork. “I’m sure Lord Diavolo is nothing but upfront and would never hide anything from you.” 
“Enough. Finish your breakfast.” Lucifer wasn’t sure how many times he’d have to repeat himself this morning. 
Satan’s smile was tight. “You first.” 
“He’s kind of right, though,” Leviathan trugged into the conversation. “Belphie…ruined everything.” 
“Don’t say that,” Beelzebub’s voice leapt up. “I know he did something bad but…he’s still our brother.” 
“Yeah, and look how well that turned out.” 
“Levi!”
“Let me pose a question then.” Satan closed his book, smiling at Lucifer with cheeky defiance. “Why would Lord Diavolo, despite having a servant that can see multiple timelines and their events, send a mere human to solve a problem that could be easily distinguished with some simple deductive reasoning skills?”
“Satan,” Lucifer growled. “Enough.” 
“What? I’m only stating what’s obvious. This entire situation makes no sense.” 
“So you do think it’s true!” Asmodeus spoke in a jolt of validation. “That Diavolo sent them back knowing they’d be harmed.” 
“Possibly.” 
“I don’t think they should go to the party,” Beelzebub said, panic rising in his voice. “What if Diavolo tries something? What if they get hurt again?” 
“What if Belphie hurts them again?” Leviathan challenged. 
“Belphie wouldn’t do that!” 
“Diavolo wouldn’t allow it,” Lucifer reminded. 
“How can you be sure?” Beelzebub dug his nails into the table.
“He isn’t.” Satan had an annoying habit of reading Lucifer's thoughts. “Though that seems to be the nature of their relationship.” 
“Tell him no, Lucifer,” Beelzebub yelled. “They shouldn’t have to go. It’s just not right—“ 
“You all will NOT continue these discussions.” Lucifer jolted from his chair, the force toppling it over with a loud thud. “Do you not realize the severity of your diatribe? What you speak of is treason!” 
Lucifer bore his sight on all of them. Not again, he thought. I will not let this happen again. 
“I understand that you’ve grown fond of them,” Lucifer tried to soften his voice, yet it scrapped against his throat. “You worry of their safety here, yet they are a human whose stay in this realm is limited, while you are its lords. Your duties, regardless of feelings, remain bound to it. Do NOT forget yourselves.”
No one moved, yet the room still trickled with the heat of defiance. Lucifer bent over, his face reflecting against the murky black of his coffee. He really did look terrible. 
“Let’s all just calm down.” Asmodeus slowly raised his hands. “Beel, look at your plate. You haven’t even finished your 5th stack of pancakes. And Mammon, you love runny eggs. Levi…well, you haven’t eaten anything but still! And Satan worked so hard to make breakfast.” He gave Lucifer a wary smile. “Let’s just eat and prepare for the day, hm?” 
Lucifer heaved forth his breaths. Control. He needed to have control. "Eat...your god damn...breakfast." For fucks sake, let that be the end of it. To spend the last five minutes of breakfast in peace was all he asked. 
“Well, so much for a start to a peaceful morning,” Belphegor’s voice crept in. “Looks like I missed one of Lucifer’s famous lectures. Thankfully.” 
No rest for the wicked, indeed. Lucifer gritted his teeth. “You’re late.”  
“Nothing too unusual about that.” Belphegor yawned. “Man, I’m tired.” And looked around. “Why is everyone….so quiet?” 
Leviathan shoved away his food and rose from his chair. “I think…I’m going to head to class.” 
Asmodeus pointed at his plate. “Aren’t you going to have some breakfast?” 
“Nah. I’ll grab something at the cafeteria at school.” 
“Since I doubt you'll do so,” Asmodeus stood as well, “I’ll just mosey right along with you.” 
“I’ll go with you.” Satan grabbed his book and tossed it in his bag. 
“Me too,” Beelzebub said, spearing no glance at Belphegor. 
Mammon frowned, and with a defeated tone, said, “Oh. In that case, uh…maybe I’ll head off too.”
Belphegor was a stone and his brothers rushed past like ripples of water, barely fazed. Then, as if remembering Lucifer's presence, scowled at him before stomping from the room, his hurried steps pelting the wooden floor, the brief pounding of cobblestone from the entryway, then nothing. 
They were alike, him and Belphegor, and that’s what scared Lucifer most. When the youngest stood alone to confront Diavolo, beyond the burning embarrassment, Lucifer saw himself, standing before his Father. It’d been the same when he stood above the stairway, hands stained with blood, the human dead at his feet. He couldn't move. Couldn't speak. Not because he'd failed, but because of one singular thought: if not Belphegor, then him. 
If not Belphegor, then it very well would’ve been him.  
If not Belphegor, then it very well would’ve been him.  
A laugh, small and bitter, broke the silence of the dining room. With a mournful smile, Lucifer began to gather the soiled dining wear, having come to a very late but much-needed epiphany: 
He fucked up. 
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With Good Intentions (Chapter One) (Updated) ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚
Masterlist A03
"Hell is full of good meanings, but heaven is full of good works."
➥pairings: MC & Everyone ➥content warnings: not beta-read. We cook our stories like Solomon. Hurt/comfort with some humor. Using alcohol and food as coping mechanisms. Curse language. Mild violence. Mentions of suicide. Panic attacks. The brothers are kinda assholes in this story. And so is MC. Also, Diavolo is kind of suspect and so is Barbatos. ➥summary: after the events of Chapter 16, the brothers and Diavolo are forced to deal with the inevitable fallback of their actions towards MC, all while attempting to help them through their growing existential breakdown Or... what would happen if the MC didn't "serve as a bridge" for the brothers after lesson 16? How would their relationships change? And how would the brothers navigate their emotions without the MC's help? A/N: holy shit guys, when I say this story took forever, it took FOREVER. I had this idea in my head since early 2022, but due to some personal issues, it never came to light until now. I really hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please let me know how you feel about it in the notes. As always, take care.
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Before all else, you were just your average, regular, no-name human. A statement in which you were fine, just perfectly fine, with admitting to.
You liked decorative mugs with cute animals on them. You were consistently outraged by the rising cost of food. You gave unwarranted opinions on topics that you knew little to nothing about. More importantly, you were wonderfully oblivious to your stake in the status quo, pursuing life as you pleased, unbound by fate or duty. On a flying rock in the middle of nowhere filled with billions of people, there shouldn’t be anything special about you. Until it was.
You sat there, peering out from yourself into a world that wasn’t quite yours. At loved ones that only mimicked those you’d left behind. You would’ve objected to all of this, the food, the drinks, the general merriment, if only you weren’t so tired, being dragged along without qualm into the common room to indulge in this nonsense. The celebration had only started, yet it felt as if you were trapped in time, watching the same scene for eons.
With great fanfare your death and all ones committed or attempted thereafter, were made completely inconsequential, the existential implications of one’s life being erased with the snap of a finger rendered irrelevant at the pop of a cork and the fizz of white champagne. One of the brothers spoke to you. Honestly, it was hard to tell which one. Everything was too bright, too loud. Some nonsense about wanting a muffin or other. You’d replied, yet were unsure of your words, as no part of you, not even your voice, felt like it belonged in this space.
Right, well, sure watching your mangled corpse be tossed down the stairs like a leaking bag of garbage to be disposed of might be traumatizing for the next person…no, forget trying to rationalize it. This was definitely traumatizing.
And this feeling. It was like dying all over again, slowly with each breath, but there was no urgency, no threat to twist and break your neck, no end to this "pseudo-death." It was your body who turned against you, a painful ache that gnawed itself from the depths of your stomach and came ripping, screaming, up, up, until the only thing that held it back was the clenching of your eyes. You sat with it. Struggled with it. Wondered if anyone noticed. But when you finally opened your eyes again, the same scene remained: a family—nearly ripped apart from centuries of pain, anger and regret—were laughing like it never happened. And you—still wallowing in what only lasted a few moments—were losing it.
You tried to steady your breaths. Tried enjoying the warmness of your tea. Distracted yourself with cookies, and cupcakes, and stories of failed schemes and embarrassing “childhood” photos. Maybe with time, you would learn to accept what seemingly couldn't be changed. Like with Belphegor, who nuzzled himself into the crook of your arm, dawning a face that made you realize, though with slight disgust, why it was easy to baby him. In time, you’d look back at this day, laughing away fear for awkwardness. In time, you’d find a way to raise your hand without clenching it into a fist to stroke the top of his head. But that time would only come once you allowed yourself to accept it all. This shitty prize, whether you wanted it or not, was yours. You were their family now, forever. Always in sight. Always fretted over. Always followed. The beginning, middle, and unforeseen end to the lives of the seven strongest rulers of hell. What good would it do to run ruin such splendor with your finite problems? For now, you should be happy. For now, you should be grateful. For now, you should breathe, relax, and just—
“Hahaha. There must have been so many things you’ve all wanted to do for Lilith over the years.”
“I’m not Lilith you insensitive asshole.”
The silence wasn’t sudden, because at first, it was hard to believe you’d said it. Like a misheard lyric in a song, everyone’s mind halted, replayed, then with clarity, lost it. Mammon and Leviathan gasped. Satan dropped his fork. Asmodeus covered his mouth. Belphegor winced. And Beelzebub, who never stopped eating, stopped eating. Even the flames from the fireplace seemed to dim slightly as if all the collective oxygen of this now incredibly warm, incredibly small room was sucked in and held. And as you stood there, fists clenched and teeth so tight they could crack brick, did you realize…
Oh.
Shit.
I could’ve sworn I said that to myself.
You waited, expecting a certain demon’s voice to rumble up from the quiet and reprimand you, yet Lucifer, like the rest of his brothers, did not speak, his mouth tight and twisted in not quite anger, not quite shock. Instead, he turned, with all the caution of a startled dog, towards Diavolo.
“I believe there’s been some miscommunication on my part,” Diavolo spoke. For a man that was just insulted to his face, he remained a bit too relaxed. “It was not my intention to offend you.”
"That's not the point!" You yelled again.
So what was the point? At the very back of your mind, beyond all the anger and anxiety, a thought struggled to form. It might’ve been inadvertent, yet your comment wasn't exactly misdirected. You didn't care being compared to Lilith, yet it wasn't what upset you. No, it was more complicated than that. Diavolo was unmoved, the shadows from the fireplace deepening the lines of his face, the mass of his body appearing larger in the dimness.
In the corner of your vision, a hand reached for you. "Hey, cool it, will ya?" Mammon urged, placing it upon your shoulder. "Everyone here knows you ain't Lilith."
You shook your head, hoping it would rearrange your scattered thoughts. "It's not about her."
"Eh? Whad'ya mean it's not about her? Didn't you just--"
"I know, I know!" You stamped down your foot. "It's before. Before the past. There were all of you. And Diavolo said...he said I had to come here, so I did and Barbatos took me to the door and...he took me to the door and..."
And there, like all fools who learned too late, did it dawn on you.
“Did you plan for Belphegor to kill me?” you asked.
Diavolo blinked. “Pardon?”
“Did. You. Plan. For. Belphegor. To. Kill. Me?” You pulled yourself from Mammon and stepped forward. “When you made me go to the past to check who let Belphegor out of the attic. Did you,” you gulped back a sob, “did you know I’d be in danger?”
Diavolo paused, and you envisioned the winding gears struggling behind his eyes. “I understand that the last few hours have been hectic for you," he said," perhaps it better if we continue this at another time?"
“I asked you a question.” Your voice rumbled, unsteady by the weight of your chest.
"And I heard it. Unfortunately," his smile was slight, "I feel no need to answer it."
"No need?" You weren’t sure whether to laugh or grab the nearest object and beat him with it. "Am I not worth an answer? The person you dragged down here and had killed isn't worth an answer?"
"I'm sorry, but I will no longer discuss this matter here." It wasn't long ago when Diavolo told you he could never lie, yet it seemed withholding the truth was another thing. You quickened your mouth to speak, yet Barbatos was far quicker.
“I believe the Young Master has spoken," Barbatos said, stepping into your view. “Regardless of what offense you believe occurred, I must ask that you refrain from continuing this outburst.”
“Or what?" You jabbed your finger into Barbatos's chest. "Will you tie me up in vines and drag me down to the dungeons?”
"Nothing of the sort," he said, brushing your hand away. "Yet your behavior is unbecoming, and furthermore, lacking in respect."
"Respect?" Your laugh was pained. "What do any of you know about respect? You think because you’re royalty you can just say and do what you want?” You swept your arm across the entire room. “You think you all can just say and do what you want and afterward just…fucking eat cake like it never happened? Huh?”
Some part of you expected them to act, to do anything other than sit there with those insipid looks on their faces. In some, like Satan, you could see the very bubbles of reflection beginning to float to the surface of their consciousness, eyes sharpened and red with stinging hindsight. Yet there were others like Leviathan, head tilted toward the ground as if contemplating burrowing himself beneath it. It only made you want to fill the room with your voice. Until it rang the walls of the House of Lamentation. Until it echoed out into the night. Until the entire Devildom could hear you screaming, “Say something you selfish bastards.”
“Oi, that’s enough,” Mammon called to you. “Let’s just calm down before we get ourselves into something we can’t get out of, yeah?”
“Mammon’s right,” Asmodeus said, yet not before peering toward Lucifer. “Just…forget about the party, ok? Go relax in your room.”
"With all due respect, that isn't your decision to make, Asmodeus." Barbatos turned to Diavolo. "Young Master?"
Everyone looked to Diavolo, his face pensive. It was insulting, really. That after all was said and done, now was the time that he considered your well-being. "I believe it best," Diavolo spoke, "that you listen to Mammon and Asmodeus."
You scoffed, face wet and heated. You'd gone a bit past the point of common sense. If this ended in your punishment, then so be it. Until then, you would not move. Not until you got your answer. Not until he and Barbatos admitted what they did. Not until--
"Enough of this, please." Lucifer was not the type to plead, something you, and everyone else for that matter, responded with various expressions of disbelief. "This was supposed to be..." he clutched his breaths as if catching himself from slipping into someone less than his title suggested. “Let’s not continue this further.”
It was the softest you've ever heard him speak, and the most tired he ever looked. The brother's confirmation of Lucifer’s words hung in the air, and with it, your bravado. You never expected them to get it. After all, how could beings that would never know the brush of death or time understand your feelings in this moment? Though you also never expected them to just…do nothing, either. It hurt you, in ways too tired to yell further.
You turned, silent, and moved. Into the halls and towards your room door, tossing it open before slamming it shut and locking yourself inside. Not that it ever kept anyone out. A great heaviness sat upon your shoulders, and you carried it towards your bed, allowing gravity to do the rest as you plopped face-first into your sheets.
Maybe I could suffocate myself in my sleep if I stayed this way? A grim thought. And, unlikely.
For a while, the only sounds were your own heartbeat and shallow breaths. Your room wasn’t far from the common room, so you supposed the shock from before hadn’t died yet.
Finally, with a voice carrying all the weight of a vagrant, Lucifer spoke, “Pardon me for stating the obvious but, I believe it best...that we all call it a night."
And no one, not even Satan, called him out on it.
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Headcanon: when with his father, Diavolo is a lot more stern. The Demon King, on the other hand... (Part Three):
Part One Part Two Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven
*meanwhile at RAD*
The Demon King: listen to them cheer, son. Seeing so many of my subjects celebrating my return warms my heart.
Diavolo: truly a momentous occasion.
The Demon King: Didi, now I know when you're being sarcastic.
Diavolo: do you now? I'm surprised you've noticed anything I've said since we've arrived at RAD *pouts*
The Demon King: please don't pout. I promise I heard every word. You were speaking about the council and this program you made?
Diavolo: well, that's partially what I said. It's actually more complex than--
Lucifer: --well, well, well.
Diavolo: *sighs*
The Demon King: Lucifer? Is that you?
Lucifer: the very same. Pleasure to see you again, your Majesty. And you too-
Diavolo: -don't. You. Dare.
Lucifer: ...
Diavolo: ...
Lucifer: Didi.
Diavolo: *screams internally*
The Demon King: *laughs* I had my concerns at first, but it seems you two have grown quite close in my absence.
Lucifer: you would think so, your Majesty, but now I'm not so sure.
The Demon King: oh?
Lucifer: indeed. it seems Lil' Didi failed to inform me of your awakening.
The Demon King: is this true, son? You usually aren't the type to forget such matters.
Diavolo: well, I--
The Demon King: --shhh...son, look! Are...are those humans?
Diavolo: oh, them. Yes, they are a part of the exchange program I've implemented. You know, the one I've spoken of...for 30 minutes? Now if we can get back to--wait, father! Dammit *rushes off*
Lucifer: oh, I am going to bathe in this.
*MC walking with Solomon*
MC: so then I accidently added way too much 100% pure virgin's blood and needless to say the entire class ended up...*is suddenly prevented from moving*
MC: ...um, Solomon?
Solomon: yes, MC?
MC: there's a demon petting me.
Solomon: that he is.
The Demon King: *strokes MC's head*
MC: ...can I help you?
The Demon King: such an adorable little human. Tell me, what is your name.
MC: ...MC.
The Demon King: MC...would you like to be my pet?
Solomon: oh?
MC: come again now?
Lucifer: excuse me?
Diavolo: *groans* not this again.
Solomon: again? You mean he's done this before?
Diavolo: my father has a habit of bringing home humans. He thinks they're...cute. Kind of like a rabbit or a kitten.
Solomon: *frowns* so why isn't he petting me?
Diavolo: how should I put this delicately? You're more like a naked mole rat. You know it's an animal, yet something about it...just isn't right.
Solomon: well...now you've gone and hurt my feelings.
MC: wait, father? Oooh, so you're "the Demon King" everyone is talking about.
The Demon King: your attitude is incredibly lax...I love it! Then it's settled.
MC: but I didn't agree to--hey, wait!
The Demon King: *picks MC up and throws them over their shoulder*
The Demon King: of course, I'll need to tell Barbatos to human proof the castle, as well as buy you a collar. Oh, and a cute, human-sized bed, preferably in my quarters. That way I can see their precious face every time I open and close my eyes *sighs lovingly*
Solomon: no offense, your Majesty, but doesn't this go against the whole "uniting the three realms" thing if you're abducting humans?
The Demon King: why, you make me sound like an absolute monster! My pets are free to come and go as they please. It's just that most choose to stay and well, let's be honest here *makes a grand gesture towards his castle* why would they ever want to leave?
Solomon: that doesn't sound dubious at all.
Lucifer: be that as it may your Majesty, MC is a guest here. They've been residing at the House of Lamentation and--
The Demon King: --you allowed a normal human to sleep in the same house where not only several of their kind were murdered, is supposedly haunted, but also share space with the literal envoys of sin? One of which is Asmodeus?
MC: well, when he puts it that way...
Lucifer: I can assure you that MC is entirely safe.
The Demon King: nonsense! This one can barely use magic. Hell, I doubt they can even throw a punch.
MC: hey!
The Demon King: now if they lived in my castle, there would be no need to worry about sudden death or sickness. They would spend the rest of their breif yet precious existence in absolute excess and splendor.
MC: "excess and splendor," you say?
Diavolo: please don't encourage him.
Lucifer: your Majesty, while I understand your grievances, MC is my--our responsibility. You have my word that no harm will come to them.
Diavolo: father, please let MC go. The entire courtyard is staring at us. 
The Demon King: *sighs and places MC down*
The Demon King: you don't strike me as the type to want to own a pet human, Lucifer.
Lucifer: *smiles* they can be quite the handful, but entertaining none the less. Admittedly, they've grown on me.
MC: just so you know, I'm going to be writing some incredibly harsh words in the "Lucifer, you S*CK!" chatroom tonight.
Lucifer: see? Already they're begging for my attention.
The Demon King: *frowns* well, I suppose I can take the sorcerer, though he isn't nearly as cute. He...he is human, correct?
Solomon: hey!
Lucifer: of course. And unlike MC, Solomon is a nonfactor. You can do to him as you please. 
Solomon: you know, I'm starting to have the slight suspicion that you all don't care for me much.
The Demon King: speaking of the House of Lamentation, I would love to visit the others.
Lucifer: why not make it a party?
Diavolo: *facepalms*
The Demon King: that is a wonderful idea!
Lucifer: then I'll set it for tomorrow afternoon. In the meantime, MC will inform both the House as well as Purgetory Hall.
MC: why do I have to--
Lucifer: *whispers* --play along or else you might just end up with a new owner.
MC: *shivers* fine, I'll text everyone the details.
The Demon King: splendid! Then I must go and prepare. And MC *blushes* please let me know if you change your mind. I'm sure I could persuade Lucifer somehow and if not, well, I am a king, after all.
MC: *laughs nervously* I'll...keep that in mind.
Diavolo: fa--, oh forget it.
Lucifer: aw, what's wrong, Didi?
Diavolo: *points his finger accusingly at Lucifer* YOU.
Lucifer: *lolls his head* who me?
Diavolo: don't act coy with me. You're enjoying every little bit of this.
Lucifer: on the contrary, I'm positively over the moon.
Diavolo: is that where you happen to keep your ego?
Lucifer: don't be ridiculous, Didi. My ego is at least the next galaxy over.
MC: um, Lord Diavolo? Your father just walked off with Solomon.
Diavolo: *sighs* I suppose I should go help, as well  as prepare for this *winces* party. Once again Lucifer, you've truly been a help.
Lucifer: my pleasure, Diavolo. After all, I'm here to serve.
MC: *watches Diavolo walk away* are you sure teasing him like that is ok? He looks pretty stressed.
Lucifer: *rolls eyes* please. I'm only letting off a bit of steam, albeit a few centuries worth. It's quite cathartic.
MC: and are you sure this party is a good idea?
Lucifer: of course not. In fact, I predict it to be an absolute disaster.
MC: so then why throw one?
Lucifer: *smiles deviously* because it'll amuse me.
MC: *shivers* your sadism knows no bounds.
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It's been requested, so...
Headcanon: when with his father, Diavolo is a lot more stern. The Demon King, on the other hand... (Part Two):
Part One Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven
*meanwhile at the House of Lamentation*
Leviathan: HOLY WINE DRINKING CHRIST.
Satan: *looks up from his book* pardon?
Mammon: *raises his brow* right? The hell kind of expression is that?
Leviathan: never mind the expression! The Demon King he's-
Asmodeus: *runs into the dining room*
Asmodeus: -awake! The Demon King is awake!
Leviathan: oh, come on! I was just about to say that.
Mammon: wait WHAT?
Asmodues: it's all over Devilgram. The Devildom is completely loosing its mind.
Mammon: eh? Let me see *yanks Asmodeus's D.D.D away*
Asmodeus: hey!
Mammon: crap, it really is him. Just struttin' around town like it's nothin'.
Satan: and is that Lord Diavolo with him? He looks...irritated.
Asmodeus: I know right? It's a bit unsettling. Doesn't he know it takes more muscles to frown than to smile? He's going to ruin his handsome features and get horrible forehead wrinkles like Lucifer.
Lucifer: *enters the dining room*
Lucifer: excuse me?
Asmodeus: eep!
Lucifer: furthermore, why are all of you huddled around and screaming like banshees?
Mammon: *holds up Asmo's D.D.D to show him the picture of Diavolo and the Demon King strolling through RAD*
Lucifer: so I see...
Lucifer: *bursts into laughter*
Satan: well, this is disturbing.
Leviathan: is the Devildom ending? Are we all going to die?
Mammon: um, you doin' alright there, bro?
Lucifer: *wipes the tears from his eyes*
Lucifer: I'm...I'm fine *coughs* In fact, this is the happiest I've felt in years.
Asmodeus: that's...actually kind of depressing.
Lucifer: but this picture does little justice. I have to see them up close. If you'll excuse me.
Lucifer: *leaves the room laughing*
Mammon: the fuck was that about?
Asmodeus: is it me or is Lucifer super scary when he laughs?
Satan: that's why it's our job to keep him as misrable as possible.
Leviathan: you sure that's not just your thing?
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Headcanon: when with his father, Diavolo is a lot more stern. The Demon King, on the other hand...
Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven
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The Demon King: son.
Diavolo: father.
The Demon King: you have...grown.
Diavolo: so I have.
The Demon King: ...
Diavolo: ...
The Demon King: *pinches Diavolo's cheeks* look how handsome my lil' Didi has become.
Diavolo: this is...horrifyingly inappropriate.
The Demon King: tell me, how many marriage offers have you recieved so far?
Diavolo: *blushes* well, I'm not sure if that's--
The Demon King: --I see, so you're a heartbreaker, just like your old man. Frankly, I wasn't expecting it, but there's nothing wrong with having a harem, son. I've had my share, after all.
Diavolo: I don't think--
The Demon King: --and are those muscles I see? My goodness. You were such a scrawny thing before, could barely pick up a twig.
Diavolo: father!
The Demon King: and is that Barb? Still as charming as ever, I see.
Barbatos: *blushes* you flatter me, your Majesty.
Diavolo: *moves his hands away* enough. Honestly, I'm not a child anymore.
The Demon King: such cheek! What happend to the sensitive, young demon I used to know? Why I remember you crying at shadows and jumping at hell crickets. And you would always get so huffy if I didn't read you a bedtime story.
Barbatos: remember the footy pajamas?
The Demon King: oh, yes. The ones with the little ears on top and arms that spread like a bat. He'd run around the castle and pretend to bite the servants. They also had that flap on the back for when he--
Diavolo: --FATHER.
The Demon King: oh, calm yourself, Didi. I'm only "taking the piss," as they say. It's been ages since I've seen you, after all. Though I must admit *looks around* it seems like you've done a wonderful job in my absence. I'm very proud of you. 
Diavolo: *blushes* thank you, father. But there's still much we have to discuss. A lot has happened during your slumber.
The Demon King: I'm sure it has, yet what better way to experience those changes but head first?
Diavolo: but father--
The Demon King: --please, Didi. The last thing I need after awaking from a millenniums' long rest is my own son boring me with politics. Such things can be dealt with at a later time, but right now your old man could really use some food.
Barbatos: I'll get started immediately, your Majesty.
The Demon King: oh, could you also make--
Barbatos: --your favorite hellfire mushroom rolled cigar cookies? Of course.
The Demon King: *smiles* even while I slept, my dreams were filled with nothing but your delicious meals, Barbs.
Barbatos: once again, I am humbled by your words, your Majesty.
Diavolo: *sighs* for Hell's sake.
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