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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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I think every time someone says vox's turtleneck is another colour the colour of val's wings should change too
#osrs.txt#so who's ready to colour val's wings as yellow#vox's stupid fucking turtleneck#please look at the reblogs if you're new here#cursed yellow val
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...🧍♂️
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#longpost#long post#screencap#s08e02 “transplant”#s8 house really went “im out and ready to fuck”#romantic song - check#compare yourself to a tragic couple (where you're the one who dies) - check#the language used (remember the good times?) - check#tho house would know he'll get him - that man was ready to marry his ex-wife and didn't follow cuddy out of ppth
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What if...
Moon completely accepts the insanity, the sadistic nature, and bloodthirstiness of the retched virus? He relishes in maniacally guarding their home while maiming every unwanted guest that enters the forbidden areas he and Sun’s claimed over time, that much is true. If that was the case though... how did he end up like this?
Ayooo! i finally FINALLY made part 2 of this snippet! I’m tempted to continue the story I’ve kept planning so far should you guys want it! :D please enjoy!
Here’s Sun’s Version, the beginning!
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When you first met Moon after forgetting your belongings one unnerving evening. You expected a lot of mishaps to arise like Chica’s munching escapades, or STAFF bots entering the weirdest areas of the plex. What you’ve never expected was the Lunar animatronic hunched over numerous wrecked robot parts, spasming heavily over the gruesome scene while clutching his wire-exposed spasming arm. From the cryptic warnings your uncle has reminded you of, the jester had every opportunity to throw you out for intruding the facility afterhours, especially when you were caught looking. Yet, instead of enacting the heinous deeds that were described to you... the glitching bot merely guided you out the front doors with only a calm wave, items returned, and that unreadable default smile.
You knew then and there that you had to know more about this msyterious character.
You remember the earful you had gotten from your Uncle the day after. It was brutal. Though you were a tad guilty and apologetic to the old man, your curiosity was far greater just from the reminder of that evening. In fact, it was the sole reason why you started visiting the daycare more frequently ever since. At first, the Moon-like automation was courteous, but wary. Sun moreso. Then that apprehension quickly melted away once they realized you’ve never bared any ill-will since speaking to them. Moon was especially forthcoming towards creating a bond at that point for some unexplained reason. And while you had theories, it didn’t bother you more than the worried glances your Uncle would give you at the mention of the attendant.
Goodness did he want to tell you everything. The unsolved murders both robotic and human, the faulty machinery they’d manipulate to spend more time with you, even the intentional spastic sparks that would shoot out of Moon all the time as a failsafe to talk to you. But the biggest and most troublesome aspect that your stoic Uncle would battle with was the lunar bot’s skilled evasions to getting caught and or decommissioned by the man himself.
Every piece of security footage, any type of recording depicting the attendant in anyway, or written notes your relative would make and stash away would usually end up getting destroyed; sometimes marked off as false information by the higher ups. All of that was Moon’s doing. Sun is the more dangerous, violent, and volatile of the caretaker AI while his counterpart prepared alibis and well-timed distractions, making the sunny jester open to whatever plan he’d receive in their coding to appear inviting and innocent to the public according to Moon’s plan. They made an efficiently menacing team, much to your Uncle’s chagrin.
It quickly became clear that things would be increasingly difficult since your arrival at the Pizza Plex. The wily night-themed animatronic had definitely caught on to your familial relation to the Janitor, taking any advantage to heighten your Uncle’s personal hell. This was especially true when you ended up being romantically pursued by the celestial duo themselves. Improvised dances, mutual petnames and long-lasting hugs were part of his own personal torture, and your own unaware bliss.
The moment... the absolute moment that your Uncle discovered he had truly lost you to the Daycare Attendant, was a seemingly normal night when he finished cleaning the last of the security rooms. He always made sure to find you before completely leaving the premises so as to carpool back to your respective homes, totally not to drag you away from the murder crazy jester. Not at all. Doing so also meant going to the daycare much to his exhaustion. It wasn’t a secret among the rest of the employees that you spend all of your free time there. That night though, things were different. The daycare was dark when the perimeter was brightly lit up. Wandering in, your Uncle fished out his flashlight, taking cautious step after cautious step through the cushioning and calling your name with absolute caution and vigilance. He would even flash his light in every direction when he came across the security desk, with every monitor and screen having been deactivated. An obvious omen. Ducking underneath the bridge led him the display forever seared into his mind. You were peacefully sleeping among pillows and a glowing star-clad lap. Surrounding you... or rather towering over you, was the ominous Moon animatronic. he jerkingly etched huge tears into the fabric of the foam padding. Whether it was due to the glitch, or the flashlight in your Uncle’s hand, the man wasn’t so sure. The sparks flying out of the bot flew out of different parts of the animatronic... it was probably the main reason you ultimately came to the daycare this late at night. Moon’s face though... was less than inviting when he glanced into those hostile eyes.
Seeing that made your Uncle reluctantly stay away within a nearby security room and watch over you through the security cameras for the rest of that night until you woke up hours later. The crazed machine was not helping matters when glaring at the every mounted camera in the Daycare’s vicinity. It wasn’t because he was scared of the lunar nightguard. Not really. No, the real reason he did it was because of the jester’s resolve... it was possessive. Dangerously so. If he hadn’t had years of dealing with their heinous acts to the point of gathering a psychological profile for each alter, he would’ve thought Moon was... protecting you. But that’s impossible! It can’t be true.
Can it?
Safe to say... That question was enough incentive to help your Uncle to stay awake that night... and every evening after that.
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AAAHHHHHHH! I missed you guys SO MUCH! Many things were happening in my hectic life that I had to go away for... yeesh, over a month??? Now that the stress has died down, I’m more than ready to get back into creating that sweet Sun and Moon content again. I’ll start with this and finishing up that Sun’s confession comic. I’ll see you guys until then! Love y’all!
#Yoooooo#literally a fucking month and a half#I even missed mermay???#You're kidding me D:#well get ready#Imma make so much doodles not that I have the motivation thanks to the trailer.#you know the one :]#madamesinsdoodles#fnaf moon#moon fnaf#sun and moon fnaf#moon x y/n#moon x reader#fnaf daycare attendant#darcare attendant#fnaf the daycare attendant#fnaf sb#security breach#fnaf security breach#moony
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no words for this just help [x]
#joker out#nace jordan#jan peteh#jance#vem da greš#FUCK OFF ASFAGHSJL#this is insane levels of heart eyes#i literally feel like i'm intruding holy shit what the hell guys#genuinely KISS ALREADY like what the fuck you can't look at your homie like you're ready to risk it all then lean up against him like that#they're both insane for this#feels weird tagging this as -#top ten gayest jance moments#because it's not like. homoerotic. well maybe it is a bit.#but it does make me feel genuinely insane with how much they love each other asfghdfhgjl
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the stages of saying
— “i love you” (insp.)
#futurama#futuramaedit#freela#philip j fry#turanga leela#fry x leela#pls show up in the tag i'm not in the mood for this to flop :(#no matter how bad this show gets i will always love them#best love story journey on tv and it's not close <3#the infosphere may not think the sting is romantic on leela's end but it....literally is#the huge dropoff between the sting and itwgy is leela not being ready to say it btw#'you're you that's all i need to know' was not her realizing she loved fry she already knew that#it was her realizing that she is ready to be w him (despite s6 retconning for whatever fucking reason)#*#gifs: futurama#otp: that's all i need to know
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let's make a deal you'll care for me and i'll teach you all about love
#the way this episode has ENDED ME#my heart cant take it#what a beautiful love story#like my sister said you're gonna love this one it has old men in love but i wasnt fucking ready#the last of us#tlou#tlou ep 3#murray bartlett
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Have you ever been reading Devil’s Minion and thinking to yourself, “damn, I just can’t nail down a face for Daniel”? Have you watched Interview with the Vampire and felt like neither Christian Slater nor River Phoenix hit the mark for you?
Allow me to introduce you to James fucking Spader.
Look at him! Is that not the face of Daniel, completely fed up with Armand feeding his cigarettes down the garbage disposal?
He’s got the naive and beautiful face but ALSO the defiant yet beseeching thing down! Also he was like 22 here, which is right around the age Daniel met Armand so he’s at peak Healthy, Pretty Molloy here. No wonder Louis decided to take him home!!
“Do you know what a zip code is, or a tax bracket? I’m the one who buys all the goddamned airline tickets. Millions. How are we going to get millions! Steal another Maserati and be done with it, for God’s sakes!”
Spader is the original 80′s pretty boy you’d assume starred as the leading man in some schmoopy romances or schlocky teen dramas and he did that for a minute. Like check him out in Pretty in Pink-
Is this not peak Night Island Daniel, in his Miami Vice looking bespoke suit ready to head out with Armand for the night?
Look at him snuggled into his blanket in Tuff Turf, like Daniel hungover and forcibly woken up to honky tonk piano tunes!
But the deliciousness doesn’t end at his looks. Because in true Molloy fashion that man said ‘you know what? I wanna make movies for freaks and weirdos only’
In Sex, Lies and Videotape he plays the sweetest pervert who loves interviewing women about their sex lives, video taping it, and then watching them back naked but not actually getting off! He’s impotent, he’s a gentle and lovely weirdo, there’s vampire!Daniel fodder for days in this one.
Crash is a horny flick that defies all explanation and really you need to go in blind if you’re gonna watch this one, but let me just say this: If Spader and his Wife in this film aren’t the most Daniel and Armand coded couple in cinema history I will eat my shoes. Also there’s tons of beautiful footage of him driving around at night with his blond hair ruffling in the breeze.
Your prefer your Daniel with glasses? Oh, perfect, because in Bad Influence he plays a sweet guy who gets into a fucked up situation with a toxic friend and a sex tape!
In Storyville he lets himself be thrown on the floor and lays there submissively before getting involved in yet another sex tape scandal!
Don’t even get me started on Dream Lover, another smut filled romp (with some filthy deleted scenes if you google the uncut version) which has the most Devil’s Minion promo photos of all time-
Like! Get the fuck out!
I could just go all day about his body of work but some of it you’ve just gotta see for yourself. In pretty much every film you’re guaranteed smut with him being deliciously submissive, extremely gentle with his hands, and down for all kinds of kink. And in most of his movies he gets bloody at least once, like-
this is a shitty picture i took of my laptop but look at the blood at the corner of his mouth! Vampire activities!
In summary, let me hit you with a photo dump:
Daniel laying in a cheap motel room during the chase years!
Daniel with delightful 70s hair!
More glasses!Daniel!
Daniel with a half-buttoned 80′s shirt looking so beautiful it’s no wonder Armand couldn’t NOT turn him!
It’s dark, he’s wet, he looks exhausted!
He’s the ideal beautiful Molloy Weirdo and I will not be accepting any other arguments, goodbye!!
#it's Molloy Monday folks#strap in and get ready for this one#because this one is gonna change ur LIFE#i've been watching his films for like two months now#and they all have DM fodder in one way or another#i just can't believe he moves and touches and kisses exactly how i pictured daniel before i watched any of his stuff#also watching crash is a fucking religious experience#i highly recommend doing so without reading any spoilers#but yeah if you're reading my fic this is the man i am picturing as daniel as i write#ur welcome ♥#vc headcanons#armand/daniel#daniel molloy#Spader Molloy Masterpost
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This blog had been existing for less than one day and already 22 followers? That's absolutely insane you're fantastic.
#duckduckgo#seriously what is interesting here?#not like I post cool stuff or something#anyways you're amazing#I'm ready to fistfight God#or Google#fuck google!
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JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER as Jace Wayland
— The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013), dir: Harald Zwart.
#jamie campbell bower#city of bones#filmedit#the mortal instruments#tmiedit#doyouevenfilm#this movie was so fucking good but you're not ready for this conversation#-#gif
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"mike really pulled out a microphone to fight in the AV room i can't-" what did you want him to pull out a katana from under the table? bitch at least he pulled something
#mike wheeler#like was it ever about the microphone or the trophy or whatever#because at this point i haven't seen any other character act as instantly as mike regardless of the resources#like you're really judging mike based on the material he uses rather than on how#when even the damn fucking material he uses shows how ready he is because no one would feel ready to fight with a fucking microphone#but he is.#like if that's not a man that can fight then what the fuck is it#re-added the 'bitch' bc that girl is essential thank u
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I don't want to start shit but the funniest argument you can have against feligami is that felix somehow is manipulating / controlling kagami. You mean the guy whose whole thing is that he hates sentis being controlled. As if he holds any power over her. Ah yes, the same guy who detransformed in front of her willingly because she was about to pummel him with a fucking chair, totally powerful. And the part where he showed her he meant no threat by throwing his fan away so it would get her mother off their trail-- so awful and menacing of him. I'm so scared for Kagami, yall. He might have put himself in harms way by going against Tomoe (who turned into like the size of a skyscraper and multiplied four times at this point) literally just so he could get to know her; but let's not forget that he's COMPLETELY EVIL and wiped out the entire planet with the help of his amok... which he promptly stopped doing after being told that he shouldn't do that by Kagami herself. The fact that Kagami has years of fencing training and could easily defend herself from him-- hell, the fact that she's best friends with Ladybug and could have turned him in to the heroes at any moment in those sewers if she was uncomfortable around him-- no, none of that brings me any solace. i'm quaking in my boots at this 15 year old boy built like a twig. He's a monster guys.
Look at them at the pool together -- she looks so afraid, clearly he forced her to be there. Ignore the part where she's happily sat next to him of her own free will. He's gonna hurt her for sure. Kagami needs to be protected from him, because she cannot take care of herself obviously. The horror.
#Sorry i am the world's biggest felix defender he can do nothing wrong to me#felix graham de vanily#kagami tsurugi#Felix is a sad little puppydog he wouldn't hurt a fly on her head I promise#I'm just saying but if you're going to be afraid of ANYONE you should be afraid of kagami lol#'he kidnapped her!' kidnapping is a strong word she could have easily decked him#i mean she was literally 5 feet away from him with a fucking CHAIR she was ready to fight!!!!!#hell he wouldve returned her happily if she'd asked nicely#Yall dont get him like i do!#indiposts#feligami#felix#kagami#ml#dont ask me about emotion i don't remember it#But like. she was clearly not being manipulated in emotion either. she was fine#Guys you do not need to baby kagami she'll be ok. she can take care of herself.
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looking at my future fics where leosagi have been together for years...maybe when noriyuki grabs the idiot ball with both hands and thinks tomoe ame needs to be married off...
she pops up in nyc to talk to usagi about it and raph volunteers as tribute.
raphael / tomoe ame - political marriage to true love decade long slowburn.
yes.
this is my niche new thing.
one day she's gonna have to tell usagi that she gets it. she gets it. weird other dimension turtles can be surprisingly good at stealing into your heart.
#they live apart yes but are very good friends and if you question his wife and her choices -#raph will pop out a portal to tell you you're an idiot for free#if you really fuck up usagi will also pop up to second the notion#(can't marry her off if she's already wed.)#(can't kill her off either - she's both badass in her own right and now has some very skilled ninja ready to rock up)
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It's actually kind of heartbreaking how many people feel their life has ended right after high school or college, and honestly, the heavy romanticization of that period of time is so overwhelmingly predominant that it can be hard to avoid. It's insidious to constantly be told that ages 10-24 are the only worthwhile parts of life, that everything after is essentially meaningless and dull.
It's hard not to look around you and think that your life still is open and full of potential when you're told over and over again that the rose-tinted childhood is the last time you were alive. It's hard to realize that your life isn't over when you walk off the stage of your graduation.
We must realize that we will always be full of potentials. Your life won't be over until you take your final breath, and then? That's simply another chapter in your story, one of many. Let yourself realize that you're alive in the here and now. There will be good and bad, but never a complete loss of potential or hope.
#positivity#it's just... weird when you see somebody your age who says how over their life feels you know?#and i feel for them. i feel their pain and the emptiness of not knowing what's next or what you should do#and that's sometimes the scary part of life. but your story isn't over yet#one day it will be. one day you'll put the pen down and dry the ink on the yellowed pages and close your book of life. but that's not today#you are allowed to be an aimless spirit. you are allowed to breathe in without the crushing weight of productivity#the idea that your only potential happens when you're too young to realize it is wrong#your potential has nothing to do with feeling your youth and how little you know#it is hard to really internalize this and remind yourself to make space for hope and positivity...#...and you might not be ready to internalize this. that's okay. i'll wait with you (in a strictly spiritual sense)#we can wait together and not think about any of it. just to rest and collect our minds and feel the world hold its breath with us#all this to say that your life isn't over yet. you don't have to beat yourself up over not having lived at fucking 18#allow yourself the compassion to realize that you needed time to grow and mature and explore the world in your own way
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I'm so excited for Ahsoka, Sabine, and Shin to have the most lesbian sex imaginable while stranded on Peridea all together
#i shit you not i just read a homophobes post that said:#“Get ready for the onslaught of Wolfwren degenerates shrieking about how they won#and how Shin and Sabine are gonna scissor til the cows come home.”#and you know what?#THEY ABOSLUTELY ARE FUCKING AND SUCKING NON STOP YOU'RE RIGHT AHAHAHAHAAH#ahsoka spoilers#ahsoka#spoilers#wolfwren#ahsoka tnao#sabine wren#shin hati#sokabine#text
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