happy tdipud announcement day

okay hear me out.

reader joins blue lock undercover as a dude. Reader is like super- strong and skilled so she’s able to compete against male players easily. people would ‘pick on’ reader for her smaller figure and feminine features, but never suspecting anything. She gets through 1st-2nd Selection, eventually reader is caught and at first she was going to be forced to leave BL, but the world went into a frenzy finding out a woman was excelling in men’s team. They wanted to see how far long she could keep up with the male players so they let her stay in the course.

AUSGHSHSHS I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO WORD THIS BUT YOU GET THE POINT YEAH??? LIKE MULAN !!!!!

IF ANYONE WRITES SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW !!

edit: I made it :3

had a thought and was consumed by the need to make this immediately

Professor X and Magneto

those video where they show pictures of dogs before and after calling them a good boy but it's just eddie doing this with buck

i want to see alec get dilfier.

hes 23 in tda so hes gonna be around 26 in twp.

i need to see him get dilfier. ideally in his late 30s and 40s but i dont think cassandra will give us that. i need to see that man get dilfier

Stripped down to it's bare essentials the edizzy communication cycle is just

Izzy: blinks wetly

Ed: blinks wetly back

*rinse and repeat for the next 20+ years*

hannibal and bedelia with antony dimmond type dynamic except it's hannibal and will targeting frederick chilton. they're playing a fun little game with each other that's going to end in dinner, but chilton thinks he's about to get a gay threesome with the two most notable figures in the psychiatric world.

,,,women covered in blood😮‍💨

the fanon version of what people think bruce wayne is like outside of the cowl and booster gold playing up the celebrity superhero moron thing while under cover for time travel shit and they're at the same party

*repeating this over and over, gripping my knees so tight that im drawing blood* tma xmen au tma xmen au tma xmen au tma xmen au tma xmen au tma xmen au tma xme

anyways. *calmly takes a sip of my drink, leans eagerly forward across the table* let’s discuss 😌

just remembered the stupid tv show made luke a cop 3783 injured 279 dead

i love beasts with my whole soul, it's so heartfelt and intelligently written. love reading the author's notes afterwards, love everything about it. do you have any headcanons about harry and the dursleys maybe years later, if they've reconnected or if harry forgave them?

ok firstly you're a star and it's very important that you know that. thank you so so much for reading and enjoying my fic and my inane author's notes you absolute legend

i fear my headcanons on the dursleys are all a bit boilerplate and boring! i'm a big fan of the widely accepted idea of harry and dudley having a sort of polite but sort of nice rapprochement of sorts as adults that dudley initiates and harry sort of goes along with, a bit baffled, for dudley's sake. i quite like the reunion happening at the burrow partly because i like the idea of dudley a) sat in the weasleys' garden feeling clever for the first time in his life explaining to arthur the concept of a sit-on lawnmower and b) meeting ginny and having to wrap his head around the concept of his flop cousin having pulled an absolute baddie.

while i don't think dudley would ever cut himself off or distance himself from his parents (i don't think he has the insight or depth to grasp why he might need to), i like the idea of dudley absorbing enough of dedalus diggle's relentless harry stan content for a year to be able to grasp that harry was actually good vibes and that what his parents did to his cousin during their childhoods was, on some level, wrong. (dedalus and dudley - what a double act. that unlikely duo stayed in touch for the rest of their lives, meeting up every few months at the pizza express in woking for a catch-up. dudley 100% stuck him on the family table at his wedding and gave a vernon a stroke. dudley also fancied hestia that year they were in hiding but unlike dedalus she ran a mile from the dursleys as soon as the war was done and she didn't have to see those tory clowns ever again. harry jokingly-not-jokingly tried to give her his order of merlin for her service.)

i don't think harry ever forgives or has any contact with vernon and petunia again. he does however enjoy the news, relayed through dudley, that grunnings went bust due to catastrophic fiscal mismanagement during the 2008 financial crisis, costing vernon his pension, and that petunia's rose garden was ripped to shreds by piers polkiss' XL bully.

Red dwarf beach episode. The Cat's caught between trying to catch fish and running in fear when the waves roll in. Rimmer's got one of those old timey striped bathing suits, one of those big inflatable pool rings AND inflatable arm bands. The hologramatic projection cage is half submerged in water to give the illusion that he's floating about. Kryten's on burger duty at the grill and Holly's portable screen is half buried in the sand. Lister's drinking fresh mango juice and having fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.