Me, going through the romance options: Lae'zel is hot, I'll try it out. Ooh, Karlach has a great personality I love her. Shadowheart's got some issues but she's grown on me. Wyll is interesting because I feel like I don't see characters like him that often. Astarion's got plenty of angst, I like it. I'm curious as to how Halsin's bear form would work...ugh how do I choose.
Gale, eating my boots and infodumping about his cat: Do you have a good place where I can die so that I won't murder innocents I'd appreciate it
Me: I want that one
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2013: *fall out boy comes back*
monkey paw curls and my chemical romance disbands, leaving millions devastated
2023: *fall out boy comes back, again*
monkey paw flips off brendon urie, and frees ryan ross from having to see him continue to butcher his old band
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thinking about best friend!theo, who considers marriage a death sentence, losing his mind when he finds out your parents are going to force you to go on dates with potential marriage prospects when you return home. leading to him persuading you to let him steal you away to italy for the summer so he can keep you out of your their clutches and away from the boys on their list who he knows won’t treat you the way you deserve
he's trying to find a way out of the whole thing whilst also showing you around his home and maybe theo should have known it was dangerous to let you into this part of his life he's given no one else access to but god, you're his best friend, practically the other half of his soul, and he can't imagine letting anyone else have this piece of him
besides, it doesn't seem like such a bad idea, not at least until a few weeks pass and there's a new kind of bloom in chest when he looks at you that only grows the harder he tries to fight it and the answer to your problems suddenly lies in a proposal he's too afraid to offer
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Simeon: Although, judging by these costumes, perhaps a marching band would be more appropriate.
Mc: …
Diavolo: Mc?
Mc: When I was a young boy, my father….
Simeon: Wha-
Mc: Took me into the city to see a marching band~
Diavolo: What a nice father.
Lucifer: I don't think that happened Diavolo.
Mc: *clenching their fists* He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
Simeon: Eeem…
Mc: He said: Will you defeat them*motivating themself* Your demons *pointing to Lucifer and the others*, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?!!!!
Lucifer: Mc, get down from the table.
Mc: "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom *putting their hand on their chest* to lead you in the summer~
Barbatos: *smiling* Oh my.
Mc: *falling dramatically to their knees with tears in their eyes* TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!
Lucifer: *sighing* At least they're motivated.
Simeon: *chuckling*
Barbatos: They seems to take it very seriously.
Diavolo: I knew Mc would be perfect for this role :D.
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It was the first thing I thought of when I started with the event and I have not been able to get it out of my head xd
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