"he's a bad brother"

oh yeah

he's the worst

a terrible brother

he treats his brothers horribly

the

absolute

worst

a big big big thank you to all the fan artists ever bc i can barely "see" anything inside my own mind while reading books, so y'all are like 95% of the reason i know what anything looks like ever

sdjskdfh but i wonder what all the other weird (derogatory) anons that you haven't answered are saying lmao

anyway you're hot and your responses were hot

literally its all the same shit and its so funny to me bc ???? do i look like i care about y'all's opinions????

jsjsjsj thanks nolan ily mwah

i was tagged by the wonderful @biolums to post the top 10 songs in my spotify on repeat playlist (thank you jace mwah ily <3)

"jason" by perfume genius (i feel like miss playlist needs to update bc i've listened to other songs more than her recently but who am i to disagree i guess) (i do loveeeeee this song to be clear)

"silly" by troye sivan (she was my background work song and also she's a bop in her own right <3)

"die 4 you" by dean (when will he return from the warrrrrrrrr i need morrrrreeeeeeeee i LOVE this song)

"water" by ten (what can i say she's cute she's fun she's everything)

"any" by skz (one of the songs of the century to me, she's gotten me through so much)

"la quebradora" by banda el recodo (listen to this song and you will understand) (that's an order)

"she's such a bitch" by mirage amuro (i am a weak man and this song is cunty what do you from me. i miss her............) (i'm fucking stressed about the lip sync lalaparuza this week but that's another story bc i get to see her hopefully redeem herself <3)

"quiereme" by johnny sky (i guess i was in a 2022 mood this last month? anyway listen to her she changed my life <3 i'm a bachata bitch)

"one of your girls" by troye sivan (self-explanatory) (also she was another work song but mostly she's just good)

"perfume" by dojaejung (she's groovy but to be so honest idk what she's doing here)

honorable mentions:

"heyday" is still on my on repeat and i feel like i've listened to her more than i've listened to "jason" recently so i really don't know what's going on at spotify hq? but i will be suing <3

"put my hands on you" by dean feat. anderson .paak bc i cannot get enough of her <3 <3 <3 shots of the chamiseul blue dream chief up jagiya iri wa palli wa kaja <3 <3 <3

"bizness" by tune-yards is a fucking banger and must-listen in my book, also it's proof that i do listen to cool alt-leaning music it's just that i play those albums more and one song on repeat less

also i've been super into artie shaw the last 2 days? i love trumpet and you should too <3

i'm tagging @waltzingbi @boupin @mikkouille @callisteios @kuchipachi @bulletsfrank @alienhazy and @limitedfucks but only if y'all want to, no pressure <3

that fun end of year appreciation ❥

so it's no secret that I've had a bit of a year from the depths of hell and I am more than ready for it to be over. but also in these past twelve months I've been so lucky to make new friends, grow friendships, and write a bunch of fun stories; that's the positivity I want to take from this year and move into 2023 and I just wannaaa tell everyone how much I appreciate them!

@wellsayhelloaagin -> I had to list you first obviously because well, I love you most. I could write essays about how wonderful you are and what an absolutely amazing girlfriend you are to me, but I'll keep it short and just say thank you for being not only my partner, but my best friend. I love you I love you I love you

@didujustcallmedumb -> Nay you absolute delight of a human being, you're one of the best people I know. I love that no matter how busy we get, we both know how much we love and care about one another; you're the best kind of friend and I'm so so lucky to know you

@kitmoas -> KITKAT!! I'm so so glad we're friends honestly and I hope we never stop being buds! You're so funny and always down for a good chat whether it be for feral thoughts or long ranting vms about random gripes. Please always stay in my pocket (I'll provide juice) thank you very much

@radbearx @immortalityisbliss -> I'm putting y'all together simply because in my head you're like, a cute pair... likeee.. Finn and Jake! Also we're in our lil gc together so ya know, evil paddsters for the win. N e ways, I want to bundle you both up and snuggle you so hard forever and ever and ever; the both of you never fail to make me laugh and I just cherish y'all so very much, okay?

@wandasbb @wandasdolly -> My Besties In Complaints, y'all are so very special! It's great to know we can always come together and be just a lil bit bitchy together, but also support one another when needed!! Mwah ily

@twilight-99-tm @caroldantops @scarlettwlw -> idk how y'all have put up with me for over a year now but I adore y'all and look up to you and your amazing selves so much!! Sorry I keep sending you cursed foods silver but also Not Sorry

@tastetherambeau -> I feel like I've told you this before, but if not, I'll say it again!! You're so admirable, so sweet, so talented.. I wuv you!! I wanna give you the biggest hug!! And also shake you for the devastating rollercoaster that is Flatline ! But affectionatly!

@wandas-honey @temptationsbrew @stealth-kittyy @thatsimplepoet @togrowoldinv @themidnightcrimson @didntalwayslookthisrough @wandasobsession @scarlet-clarity @a-real-fucking-legacy @houseofwm @innocentdxll @crescent-witch @therunawaykind @wandanatsversion @wndaswife @wndalovebot @fandoms-writings @family-house-of-m and all my other lovely friends and mutuals I've made over this past year: I love you so so much, whether we talk every day or every few weeks, you all have a special place in my heart. I can only hope I'm even half as good of a friend as you are all to me!

Also to every one of my followers: thanks for being patient and understanding as I try rolling through these ups and downs this year. You're so great for sticking with me truly I couldn't wish for a sweeter community of people! Cheers to a new year and many more fun things to come ahead!

Young Royals - the review has arrived

I finally got my shit together and watched it properly and holy fuck it's so fucking good, kill me now, why didn't I watch this show before?

First - the acting. Holy shit the acting is so good! Edvin and Omar you bastards, got me on the feels 24/7. But 4real, they're all so good at making you feel what you're supposed to feel for the character and scene, be it love, hatred, sadness, whatever the shit they got you covered;

Second - the soundtrack! That shit slaps comrades, it fecking slaps. The bops also fucking Omar with his fucking voice, you bastard;

Third - Wilmon my beloved <3. I love them so much omg, another otp for my list;

Four - this show fucking broke me at times okay. Like the angst, fuck that shit hurt, just let my boys be happy together;

Five - I had to talk about this, obv, but I love how the main theme and conflict of the show is class and how it affects people and their relationships. Like, aside from the fact that that is the cause of conflict in Wille and Simon's relationship, the way the show doesn't shy away from expressing all the negativity that comes from classism is just mwah;

And now last, but not least, the characters:

Obv Wille and Simon are my babies, I love them so much omg! How they grew as the series progressed is everything, and I'm really intrigued to see what the show does to them, both as individuals and as a couple;

Felice is just such an icon, omg, I love her! Like as she embraced herself and stopped being what others *cof* her mom *cof* wanted just - yes girl, you go girl!

August can go fuck himself. I hate him. No reason to say why, if you don't there's something clearly wrong with you;

Sara leaves me so conflicted, and I wonder what the show will do with her next season;

I didn't really know what to feel about Marcus, pretty meh, knew he wasn't gonna end up with Simon; until that bitch pissed me off when he came with the "oh i didn't see the video" and dad mention right after Simon said he didn't want a relationship. Red flag much? Then you look back and you have: walking into the bedroom when they're strangers, making Simon do karaoke and introducing him by his full name so that everyone that knows of the sex tape knows it's him, acts like their in a relationship when they're not even though Simon made it clear he's not ready for that aka bitch can't take a no. Yeah my friends, Marcus is a walking red flag and he can go fuck himself;

Prince Erik, rip, you were a good brother and will be missed;

Ayub and Rosh ily two (though you were in the wrong to try and push Simon into going out with someone irk marcus on top of it ik you two had the best of intentions at heart);

Linda my beloved <3

Good job Boris, fantastic work;

I'mma be real with y'all, missed most of what happened to the rest of the students but I am team Hillerska put on a massive act to get Wilmon back together if only i could find the post that said it first dammit

Fuck the queen and the court, they (minus Wille) could all die for all I care (if Wille wasn't going to be devastated for the lost of some of them). Fuck the royalty! not in the sexy way, that's a Simon @ Wille's right only

Ofc the feelings are regarding the character and, once again, talking about the cast, they did an amizing job and I loved it. Even when the shits I disliked showed up on screen I still loved the cast amazing work (stating the obvious mutch).

That new One Last Time AU art? Destroyed me utterly, thanks. If this were a cartoon, Bud would have his own episode that ends with him begging Kimbra to let him save her the only way he knows how, just utterly WRECK our hearts & Kimbra begging him to honor her wishes. The only possible way I can think of to make this worse is combine it w/ the Flud Puppy AU (yes, both pups, Piper &Parker) and basically have Kimbra realize this is mirroring her own backstory & isn't that irony tragically delish?

You're very welcome I live to wreck other people's hearts with my lil nonsense ideas. AND NOOO I didn't even think of combining it with the Flud Puppy AU. 😭 It's brilliant and heartwrenching thank you.

G'night folks

Love for The Venus Signs <3

I'm in a really mushy mood, and I feel like y'all deserve some love. Starting 2022 off with positivity! Without further ado, this is what I love and appreciate about the Venus signs <3

(I apologise in advance for all the <3 I'll be doing I'm so sorry it's a habit I cannot break for the life of me)

Aries: You are so fun! You know what you like, and I respect that. I love the way you are able to decisively put an end to relationships when they no longer serve you, or are positive for you. Now, I'm not saying you aren't loyal, or you leave when times get tough. What I'm saying is that if your partner is cheating, you absolutely will dump them. If someone is leading you on, you will stop chasing. I admire your self respect. You also have really interesting taste (in a good way!). I trust you 100% for music recommendations. You are probably one of the only people where I know *exactly* how much you love me, and I feel it every day. You'll die before you let me forget it. Thank you, my dears.

Taurus: One of my favourites!!! I want a Taurus Venus to fall in love w me so bad omg. You make ABSOLUTELY sure that your partners (and other people closest to you) feel safe and secure with you. They can tell you literally anything, and you will love them just the same. There is something about your love that feels like ~a mix between kitten fur, and silk bedsheets~. I want to take you on a nice date that I've spent a month planning and SHOW YOU, as much as I can, how wonderful you are. By the way, you are so unbelievably pretty (no matter what gender you identify as). You always make the people around you feel so cared for, without being smothering. Also you have just the right amount of possessiveness to make me feel wanted, without being toxic. MWAH!!! *kisses you* <333333

Gemini: I love the way you show your love. It's very subtle, and if you weren't paying attention you could miss it. You won't necessarily tell me outright with words, or give me hugs or kisses, but I know. I know because of the way you RUN to tell me some exciting news. Or how you always make an active effort to find me and say goodnight/good morning or hello/goodbye to me. I know because of how you always make me food whenever you are making some. I know because of how you give me my space, and never pressure me. I know because of how you try (and succeed) to make me laugh, every single day. Every single action, every word you say or move you make is filled with love that you are begging the other person to understand. And it's okay honey, I do. I see you, and I love you too <3.

Cancer: I've told you how much I love you already (here and here), but it will never be enough. You are so tender. I actually believe you not only feel love, but you ARE love. You always understand how I feel, and you have always been there to listen. Even if it's literally 2am and I'm just ranting about manga or IS NOT more important than sleep. You are my greatest supporter. My greatest hype-man. Every time I see you I'm overwhelmed with emotion, and I really don't know how to express it. I would love to tell you exactly how much you mean to me, and I try, but I don't want to freak you out. Just, please know that you are amazing. I know your family might suck, life might be hard. But YOU, my love, are extraordinary. One of the best people I can think of. I am being fully serious when I say I would die for you. Not a single doubt in my mind. Also I love your fashion and makeup please teach me you're amazing ily <333333333.

Leo: You are the most thoughtful motherfuckers in the whole world. I can push, and push, and push you away but you'll always be there. You know I need you. I always will. I'll never tell you, but I miss you so much when you're gone. Like, seriously. My family is fucking *crazy* sometimes and you are the only people who I feel safe enough ranting to about them. More than anyone in my life, you know me like that. You also remember everything. Maybe not specifics, but you remember the important bits. I love your gifts. Not in a materialistic way, it's just... I actually cry every time I think of the fact that you care about me enough, that you remembered, and you went out and bought me something?? Oh my fucking GOD I love you. Also, I love the way you call me out on my bullshit. It's always in such a kind, but super blunt way. You challenge me to be better. You make me better. Thank you, a thousand times over. I will never, ever be able to truly express my gratitude for you.

Virgo: So underrated???? You are so kind to everyone. Are you that kind to yourself? You deserve love too, ya know. Stop working for a minute. Sit down. Drink some water. Seriously, please drink some fucking water. You matter. Rest, my love. Let me rub your shoulders. Lay your head in my lap and let me play with your hair. It's okay to be soft, alright? It doesn't make you weak. I pinky promise. The only time you let me in is when you *truly* cannot take it anymore. I am always thankful for that, but please let me in before that breaking point. Let me take care of you, as you take care of everyone else. Would all that be okay with you? Come lay down with me, sweetheart. Let me massage your scalp until you fall asleep, while we watch a Studio Ghibli movie. If you're sick of being inside, let's go to the botanical gardens. We'll look at the beautiful greenery, and I'll tell you that they'll never hold a candle to you. Let me pepper your pretty cheeks with kisses as I try to convey to you just how much love I have for you. Love that overflows, and is dying to be expressed. Please take it easy, and know how much I utterly adore you.

Libra: Okay so I dated one of you guys for about a year and half, so I have the most experience with you guys romance-wise (everything else is platonic unless I've said so). In fact, he'll probably read this so, hey man how's it goin! Anyway. You are not soft and mushy and ditzy than the stereotypes say?? I don't even know where that came from. Are you affectionate and sometimes PDA-y? Sure. But are you cutesy little air-heads that are obsessed with romance? Not in the slightest. Not in a bad way anyway. You are romantic in the way that you are very adaptable to your partners and what they need. They want tons of physical touch? Great, coming right up! They want space? That's no worries, as long as they text you when they can. Your priority is making sure your partner is comfortable and happy as much as possible, and you'll bend over backwards to make sure they are. You are also such good friends with your partners, first and foremost. Honestly really good S/O material, 10/10 would recommend. I'll love you always <3333

Scorpio: The most dedicated of partners. You want someone that would die for you? That would kill for you? Scorpio Venus. THEY EXPECT IT IN RETURN so be prepared for that, but absolutely y'all are worth it. First of all, your style and tastes in decoration n shit are everything, I love it. Please send me any and all design or fashion Pinterest boards you have. Second, please help me raise my standards babes I need to. I know y'all don't settle, teach me how to find a good partner please. Third, the best friends to rant about relationship issues with. You can get really deep and intense very quickly, you can just bitch, you can fit any kinda ~vibe~. I appreciate it a lot thank you. Honestly, I want more of you in my life. Everyone deserves this kinda energy. I hope you find someone who loves you as deeply and as clearly as you love them.

Sagittarius: Pleaseeee be my best friend. Also, please send me all your playlists. Babes we both know you have them. I want to watch anime with you. But like, one that's not serious (My Hero Academia or The Disastrous Life of Saiki K sort of vibe??). Let's make a secret handshake. Let's go for a drive and explore forests. Let take pictures of the pretty mushrooms and discuss whether or not it would reeeaaaally be that bad if we ate one?? (yes it would don't be stupid). Let's go clothes shopping, I really wanna hear your takes on my outfits. Text me at random, awful hours asking if I'm awake and start debating the meaning of life with me. Also, tell me if I'm being an idiot. I overthink constantly and I desperately need you to tell me to shut the fuck up. On the same note, tell me if I'm ever being ignorant. Send me articles for causes I'm not very educated on yet. Thank you very, very much. You are my best, most precious friends. I love you <33333

Capricorn: Potentially biased because this is my placement, and two of my best friend's placement, but still. I know exactly how hard it is for you to express your love. Trust me, I do. I am SO thankful for when you open up, and do tell me how you feel. I promise I feel the same. Why do you fight my love so much?? We both know you crave to know your love is reciprocated. But when I try to tell you how much I love you back, you kinda,,, don't know what to do?? Let me do shit for you, dammit! Let me make you big dorky collages of your favourite band that you won't stop talking about! Let me buy you your favourite snack every time I see it because I always think of you when I see it! Let me take stupid selfies of us! Let me give you honest, but incredibly loving advice! You make my chest all warm n fuzzy, and you make me smile like an idiot. This is what happens when you don't let me actively express my love back!! Don't be dumb, let me show you are much I adore you. Please, let me be soft with you. I love you so so so much <3333333

Aquarius: Your love is special. I mean, all love is special, but yours is in a different way. You piss me off (in a loving way). You make me do stuff that's outside of my comfort zone, because you know it's good for me. Of course, you're always right, it's never as bad as I think. But I'm still gonna fight you on it. You want me to be my very best self, and push me every day to make sure I am. Don't worry, you let me rest when I really need it. You're very good at knowing when I'm just anxious or when I'm actually too tired. I appreciate your seemingly innate understanding of people. I also appreciate how you always know what's going on in the world. And if you don't know, you sure as hell are willing to learn. I have a lot of respect for you, as much as I may not show it. You deserve more warmth than you get, though. I love you, please know that. Always.

Pisces: Kind of a soft spot for me, if I'm honest. You are so very pretty. Every single one of you. I love how cuddly you become. Just, stop thinking for a while? Lay your pretty head on my chest, and watch a funny movie or something with me. Let's just chill out, calmly in each other's soft presence. I'll bake us some cookies! You can help if you want. I'll make the dough and you decorate, yeah? Wonderful! I love the way you get into my astrology stuff with me. You'll let me nerd out about it for hours on end. You'll ask me questions about it, too! You'll watch my favourite show (Brooklyn Nine-Nine for anyone wondering) with me over and over and over again. You will give me book recommendations. You will be patient with me as I go into every crystal shop I see and read each card about the crystal's meaning (even if I already know). You'll plan our future lives together with me. Not in a crazy way, but like, we'll talk about how badly we both want a cat and what we would name it. I love you guys so much. You inspire me every day, I love you <333333

Okay everyone, this is all I have for today! I hope you appreciate my love, I spent ages pouring my heart out here. Tell me what you think! Remember to please drink some water, eat if you can, and that you are loved. Thank you so much!!!!

Come as You Are, by peachpety

HP Quidditchfest 2021 ★ E ★ 3.8k ★ a modern non-magical high school getting together AU feat. jock!harry, nerd!draco & a letterman jacket

If asked, Harry Potter would categorize his high school senior year as normal: football, friends, and one devastating crush on his tutor, Draco Malfoy. When presented with an opportunity to help Draco, Harry rises to the occasion. Unfortunately, so does his dick. Sparks fly and alarms blare… and the Hogwarts Owlz Gossip twitter feed blows up. Or: the one where an inconvenient erection brings them together.

a big mwah to my sweet wonderful friend @veelawings for asking me to co-mod this wonderful fest @quidditchfest! it was a joy and i'm honored. big hugs to the amazing Cheering Squad & also to my salty loves @vukovich and @wheezykat y'all inspire me to keep on keepin' on. loves ya to the moon and beyond.

EDIT: in reveiwing this post for my one year anniversary, i've come to the mortifying realization that i failed to mention my wonderful friend and brilliant beta @mystickitten42! ily ❤️

Read Come as You Are on AO3

greetings !! i will now insert myself into your blog as an anon even though i definitely do not deserve it and come scream to you about one last stop because !!!!! what the fuck !!!!!!! none of my other friends read it and there is a lot of shit i have to say so here i am. going to start of with: how the fUCK can kissing each other with that amount of /passion/ be ruled as an experiment ???? like babes y'all are using tongue and biting and you seriously expect me to believe that this is for science ????????? anyway hope you have a wonderful day / night mwah ily.

— ols anon </3

one last stop my beloved - please scream to me about it!! i hollered about it a fair ton yesterday but i will always be down to scream about it. always. (your point with the experimental kissing ... tell me about it. and the "jane can't possibly like me!!!!!1!" moment that august had even after all that .... come on you useless bisexual come on)

mmm'kay! I'm going to sleep!