since he's definetly not dead, simon the devious is currently in possession of the hat. it's lazlo's turn to get it back. it's the perfect opportunity for an ocean's 12-style heist with seanie, methinks.

What We Do In The Shadows (my hampters)

both lazlo and nandor looked at guillermo worried when he said "I'm not gonna be around forever" like... the gay.. its peaking

idc abt nandermo I just need Guillermo and lazlo to take colin to LegoLand

i'm sorry but

gay is in. gay is hot. i want some gay.

has got to be one of laszlo's best lines

I have never wanted anything more

no one appreciated this on twitter

Saw something in Tucson today

Happy "Superb Owl" Sunday to all those who celebrate 🦉

Imagine finding out your annoying roommate was going to die on his 100th birthday and nothing could be done. You decide it's best if you don't tell him and instead become his best friend instead of brushing him off like you used to, and when his birthday comes around you demand everyone acknowledge it so he can feel special. And then he dies. And then you find out a baby crawled from his chest so you cancel your plans to travel with your wife so you can stay home and raise him. You do everything you can to take care of him for a year. And then he hits puberty overnight and becomes the same person he was before he died with no memory of you caring for him. It's as if nothing changed from the year before.

But you changed. And he has no idea.

The whole vampire household has been touting how Guillermo is “just Nandor’s familiar” for over 4 seasons now. And even at the beginning of this episode, Nadja says it again! She says, “why don’t you take him to urgent care, Nandor, he’s your familiar.”

But once Nadja gets him to urgent care, and the vampire doctor says he’s going to put Guillermo down, she immediately says, with no hesitation, “You can’t do that! Because…because he’s OUR familiar!!!!”

Not just Nandor’s. OURS. And then she proceeds to fuck up that entire clinic to save Guillermo, to protect him and bring him home, even after learning about him being turned already. That’s the good found family shit right there.

I CANT BLV THEY CUT IT OFF BEFORE LAZLO DECIDED TO HELP HIM OMGOD

Laszlo is not just my husband, or my number one fuckbuddy, but he is also my best friend.

The silly vampires🦇( and the other one)