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hate-account · 17 hours
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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.
Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.
I feel like I’ll never catch up.
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oestrogen could've saved them 😿
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hate-account · 17 hours
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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.
"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!
"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands
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Look how they massacred my boy
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hate-account · 1 day
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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
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hate-account · 1 day
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gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art
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hate-account · 2 days
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gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.
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hate-account · 2 days
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There are people in my life who have told me "I believe the rapture will happen in my lifetime." But they also agonize over their retirement plans.
I also had a person in my life who have told me "I believe the rapture will happen in my lifetime" and that person sold their house and moved into the desert and died trying to fast like in some Bible story.
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hate-account · 2 days
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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical
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cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water
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hate-account · 2 days
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When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it
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hate-account · 2 days
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capybara
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hate-account · 2 days
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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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hate-account · 2 days
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some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb
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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter
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