#wow. i was SO gay and i didnt even fucking know huh
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what do you .... what do you Mean by that 🤨
#i know he probably means roll as in rolling up on someone in a confrontational dr*veby manner but#what if.... it didnt 🤔#what if.... he was being... intimate 🥴#s*xual 😳#discreet 🤫#why do you. as a man. want to roll up another man 🤨#dwayne the rock johnson lil bow wow graveyard vine boom sound effect#AND EVEN IF WE DO TAKE THIS AS IT WAS most likely INTENDED#whats he thinking to confront here huh?#gups coat? it's fucking awesome he BETTER not be trying to roast it!!#no no no... i think...... I Think. the Real suspect.. IS the suspect#jalen has Noticed the Close Proximity at which gup Sits With#he notices.... his Clingy Behavior... his Babygirl Behavior .... if you will#but he doesnt want to steam him out in public (but he does) because hes a good secret not so secret boyfriend who loves his bf very much#they are Gay#gup: hey guys it's my bday :]#green: I Know You Want Me.#I Know Who You Are.#green#gup
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"but stan has drunkenly texted kyle abt his ass so many times that i literally do not know how they did not enter into some sort of fwb situation" nINNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAA!!!!
LISTEN!!!! LISTEN!!!! I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
its so unserious like they are SO FRUITY!!!! like just as super best friends the amount of arm linking and hand holding and touching they do is like...DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT! and kyle is extrmeely touch repulsed so the fact that he lets stan be that close to him and actively enjoys it is....i was gonna call it nice...but lets call it what is is...tru LOVE baby!
i swear to god if i had no idea stan and kyle were just best friends and i saw them walking on the side walk linking pinkies, kyle fussing with stans clothes, stan playing with kyles hair, giglging and whispering shit in eachothers ear, wearing eachothers clothes i would be like...
wow...look at those lil gay boys go...they must really b in love
FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY!
like okay so i am writing this flashback for peppermint 12...also yes i know ive been retty radio silent on all my socials, my asks are piling up and my comms arent done but im in nanowrimo girl hell trying to put out two updates...also im on vacation and dealing with family stuff so im sorry if im lacking
BUT ANYWAYS...the flashback is cute here is a dialogue snippet
( idk if u guys like when i post unfinished spoiler alert dialogue or excerpts im working on...lmk if i do its my favorite thing )
LIKE???? HELLO???? theyre so dorky its literally painful for me like after i get my updates out ( maybe before idk ) im working on an ask with my favorite style hcs in it...AND LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IS THAT THEY HAVE ALL THESE SECRET CODES AND INSIDE JOKES AND LANGUAGES AND SHIT NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS!!! like the bad joke jar, hope you heal, stan calling kyle kp, doing that skin signing thing....gay......GAY!
but what i was getting at by bringing that up was that in the pep flashback, i was worried they were being too touchy bc i was so used to writing them Dating or in rm, but like...they really just...are that touchy and codependent even as best friends....unreal
like doing that hc meme i was eating an oreo and i was like....huh...u know i wonder how style feels abt oreos. which! style is pro-oreo!
oreos are actually VEGAN so thats!!!! very exciting for stan. headstannon is that stan believes food is the best chaser....insane. jail. like he just does a shot of vodka and eats an oreo...kyle is repulsed. also stan totally just pops oreos in his mouth and shit but kyle....everyone say hi to kyles high functioning autism...only likes the middle part of the oreo and does not like the mess of the cookie so...
sigh...guess what they do when they hang out
stan literally twists the cookie part off the top of the oreo and carefully scoops the middle part of the oreo into kyles mouth and...feeds it to him....and then eats the cookie part....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK LIKE I NEED STANLEY MARSH STUDIED UNDER A MICROSCOPE BC HOW IS IT AT ALL PLATONIC TO LOVE UR FRIEND SO MUCH THAT U GIVE UP THE BEST PART OF THE OREO AND THEN LITERALLY FEED IT TO HIM LIKE HES LITERALLY ROYALTY???? LIKE STOP IT???
i just know kenny and cartman were like pack it UP gay boys!!!!!
ok...i had a point somewhere.
my point was that they were so flirty that im surprised they didnt end up in a fwb situation...
and honestly...chapter two of pep...haunts me everyday.
BECAUSE hooooo my god they were like oh no just a platonic tongue kiss with my friend...AT FIRST!!!! but like stan pUSHED HIM DOWN???? WHAT???? THE FUCK???? kyle was making the MMM sound??? like they just learned how to kiss with tongue but i swear to god if they did not get interrupted they were abt to learn A LOT ABT EACH OTHER WHEEW
like god bless wendy she is my girl but i swear if she fought the stanley marsh comphet a little harder ( i get it hes sensitive and pretty i would have comphet for stan ) and was just like actually stan i dont want to meet up and talk. i think we should stay friends...
AND DIDNT RING THE DOORBELL????
THERE WOULD BE FILFTHY NASTY DIRTY NASTY NASTY BOY THINGS HAPPENING IN STANS ROOM ON THAT DAY I GUARENTEEEEEEE IT OH MY GOD!
that would have probably led to a fwb tbh but i did not want to write the immense pain of them snekaing around and being like What Are We while stan ran back to wendy idk that sounded depressing so i just put them in peppermint hell instead
but also??? they were sixteen in that fb and i think while it would have been awkward if they hooked up and messy and they might have fought...STILL THEY WOULD PROBABLY BE DATING BY NOW SO WE KIND OF LOST!!! WHERE IS THE AU PEP WHERE THEY SMASHED IM TRYNA SEE THAT UNREALITY BABY!!!
okay im done but i seriously need a super cut of all the times stan has stared at kyles ass bc it would be the longest movie in the world...he be looking and like NOT RESPECTFULLY AT ALL...jail...jail
-uncle nina, ceo of style fruit salad
#idk what this is#i wanted to answer an ask#I LOVE WHEN YALL QUOTE THINGS I SAID BACK TO ME LIKE YES I DID SAY THAT I AM EMBARASSED#BUT IM RIGHT#like whether or not stan could figure out his romnatic feelings#that man was definitely attracted to kyle broflovski since middle school and deeply in denial and shame abt it#i cannot blame him
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what goes on in neverland ⇝ ch. 2: sucker punches, ruined lunches, and boypussy
word count: 5.9k
pairings: transmasc!reader x changbin x minho x wooyoung (see masterlist for full series pairings)
genre: fluff, smut and lots of assorted shenanigans. hijinks, if you will
au: battle of the bands!au but make it gay and horny
warnings: physical violence, [1] slapass, discussions abt bodies/genetalia and transness
a/n: well, at least this one didnt take half a year sDFKHSKDF ive been writing a lot more lately so hopefully i can start cranking out updates sooner. a special thanks to @absentcaryatid and @mingirn for beta reading this chapter for me bc it was driving me CRAZY lmfao hope yall enjoy :)
please reblog and leave feedback if you enjoyed, it's what keeps us writers going :')
tags: @honeybyunnies @syunderful (apologies if you didn't wanna be tagged just lmk and i'll take you off the taglist!)
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“Jung motherfucking Wooyoung!”
It’s not the first time you’ve heard this very phrase, often from your own mouth, in such a furious tone. It certainly won’t be the last. It is, however, the first time you’ve heard it from the small yet intimidatingly buff man that stalks up to your table at the food court like a man on a mission.
“What’d you do this time?” You scoff in disbelief, pointing a fry at him accusingly.
He simply shrugs, guffawing at the man coming at him with an almost amazed grin. “I don’t even know! Sure looks like I’m about to find out, though.”
You recognise Mr. Mini-Terminator as Seo Changbin, the guy who apparently used to be friends – more than friends? Friends who suck each other off sometimes? Briefly, you realise that what you have going on with the rest of the renegades isn’t as inherently normal as you make it out to be, but clearly at least Wooyoung was no stranger to it – with your bandmate, but they definitely looked far from friendly now. A few meters away from your table he almost skids to a halt as soon as he locks eyes with you, a look of recognition flashing across his face–
The next thing you know, his fist is colliding with your jaw and you’re sent flying across the cold marble table, both your lunches clattering to the floor along with your body in a crumpled heap.
“Dude, what the fuck?!” Wooyoung shoots up in indignation, offering you a hand as you process the quickness of what just happened, taking it and pulling yourself to your feet.
Changbin had just come up to yell at Wooyoung, then promptly clocked you in the face without warning.
As one does, you guess?
It’s almost as if Changbin doesn’t even see him, fixated on you and positively fuming – he grabs you by the collar of your shirt and roughly pulls you close to his face in what was probably meant to be an intimidating show of strength and masculinity; but the newfound closeness only had you appreciating the clean lines of his face, the ferocity in his eyes, the plumpness of his lips, and your mouth moves before your brain does.
“Wow, that was hot.”
He sends you across the table again, and you only have a split second to process the ease of which he tossed you around – that was definitely hot – before all you can focus on is the throbbing pain in your head where you landed on the ground.
“You fucking sleazy manwhore!” Changbin roars, and when you pick your head up to look at him again, Wooyoung is physically holding him back.
“Seriously man what the fuck is your problem, he gave you a compliment–“
“He used Felix like a goddamn cocksleeve, him and that Eric fucker – do you think this is some sort of game? Huh? Huh?!”
It takes you a few seconds to blink yourself back into the present, clutching at your skull and trying to ignore the ringing in there. “Wait, this is about Felix? What the fuck did I– what do you think happened?”
“I know what happened, he told me,” Changbin flashes back, shaking off Wooyoung without much struggle and shoving him back into his seat. You don’t miss the delighted look on his face at being manhandled like that, but Changbin doesn’t seem to notice, and continues on before you have the chance to tease him for it. “Tried to get on his nerves, insulted him, made a fool of him in some stupid fucking competition, used him to get off then left him alone in a VIP room covered in cum and sweat without a hint of aftercare for anyone to walk in on–“
“Seriously?” You cut him off before he has the chance to keep spouting nonsense. “That’s what he told you? Not about how he consented to every moment of that, was goddamn eager for it, and never even so much as asked us to stay when we were finished? Sounds a bit like a sore loser to me.”
Wooyoung snorted at that, and only then does Changbin acknowledge his presence to even so much as look at him. “Damn, now I’m even more mad he chose you to perform with instead of me. That sounds like so much fun!”
“He’s not your goddamn boytoy!” Changbin yells, lunging for Wooyoung — but he’s smart enough to jump out of his seat just in time. “Where’s that Eric kid, I wanna give him a piece of my mind the most – who the fuck are either of you to play with Felix’s feelings like that?! Just because he still likes Eric doesn’t mean you can toy with him for your own amusement, he’s a person not some easy fuck, and to humiliate him like that? What is wrong with you?”
So that’s how it is, then. Felix still definitely has lingering feelings for Eric (shocker, truly) and has somehow framed the entire rendezvous as you and Eric using him for your own entertainment; he’s not exactly that far off. It was definitely a power trip for the both of you and mostly to feed your egos, but Felix can’t even pretend for a moment like he was manipulated or coerced. Provoked, maybe, but he enjoyed every second of it and you’ll be damned if he gets to convince anyone otherwise. You almost wished you could’ve rerecorded the faces he made, the sweet sounds, how easily you made him fall apart — to then hang it over his head to make sure you can prove how easily you wrapped him around your finger.
Maybe you did humiliate him a little. Maybe you even liked it.
What’s it to him?
“I was not there but I do not think that’s how it happened,” Wooyoung says quickly after a long, tense moment of silence. “They–“
“If you weren’t there, then shut the fuck up,” Changbin growls, low and crackling with thunder – Wooyoung doesn’t even try to pretend like he isn’t into it, eyebrows raising and giving him a hungry once over.
Absolutely insatiable, that man.
He looks back at you, his anger still palpable in the air, fists clenched and just moments away from swinging at you again. He might actually knock your lights out this time, he hits hard, and you can confidently say the muscles his t-shirt can barely even contain are definitely not just for show. No one in the food court around you seem to care to intervene, though some have taken out their phones to film your ass-whooping for clout, probably. They’re likely waiting for him to deck you for real. Changbin’s probably waiting for that too. Naturally, you have to pick your next words wisely.
“You done?”
You’re not exactly the wisest.
It was too good to hold back, knowing full well you don’t have much to back up your attitude, but at least the bewilderment gives you a few more seconds to stall to figure out how to weasel your way out of this one. Something you probably should’ve considered before provoking him further, but cross a man who doesn’t fear god with a smart mouth and you get really good at digging your own grave.
Changbin blinks once. Twice.
“What the fuck did you just say?”
Might as well dig a little deeper. After all, you’re getting up-close-and-personal with this guy’s built form for free – and if there is one thing you always make sure of, it’s that you always get something out of everything. No matter what happens, you always win, by one definition or another.
“I said, ‘you done?’ Your little temper tantrum, I mean, are you quite finished?”
He swings again, but you’re ready for it this time enough to sidestep him and try to leverage his weight against him in a grapple you know can bring even a tall guy like Mingi to the floor – but Changbin doesn’t budge an inch.
For a second, and just for a second, you finally get a taste of the fear he’s been trying to instill in you since the moment he recognised your face.
You try the throw again, and he remains just as steadfast, twisting his head to face you with a stupidly cocky smirk. Were it your bandmate instead, you would be wiping that smirk right off his face by closing the distance, but you have more self-control than that. Sometimes.
“Are you quite finished?”
Fully accepting your fate of most likely losing consciousness in the next few seconds, you nod sheepishly. “Yeah, I’m good. You’re very… firm. Muscular.”
You’re bracing yourself for impact, running your mouth just because if you’re going to go down, you might as well go down being as much of a degenerate as always, and the image of getting your lights knocked out while spouting some sort of abhorrent bullshit is quite amusing to you – but after a second or two you realise he isn’t moving.
He’s flexing.
Is he fucking preening?
The instinct to be a degenerate even in dire situations sure does come in handy under the right circumstances, so it seems. You boldly squeeze at his bicep, the other hand smoothing across his chest. “These aren’t just for show, you guys,” you declare, acknowledging the cameras around you and the giggles and murmurs – the loudest and most excited of which are definitely from Wooyoung – that follow, “He’s crazy strong. Your gym routine must be insane, your figure is so defined-“
“Done feeling up my boyfriend yet?”
You whip around to identify the new voice behind you, another gorgeous man of a smaller stature and sharp, feline features, but he doesn’t look upset. No, his eyes are glittering with amusement, strolling past the cameras and right into view as if he wants everyone to perceive him. You like him already.
“Hmm, not quite, haven’t got to feel up his ass yet–“
“–That’s quite enough!” Changbin stammers, clearing his throat and pulling off you, shoving you away in a panic that lacks the strength you know he possesses. The way he all of a sudden shrinks under the gaze of his boyfriend, head hanging low as he oh-so-tentatively meets his eyes, is so jarring in contrast to the sheer unbridled rage radiating from him only moments before, and you just know whoever this man is, has Changbin completely and utterly whipped. “It’s not– I wasn’t trying to– I was trying to kick his ass, for fuck’s sake–“
“You were,” the boyfriend nods along, still beaming in a way you can tell is making Changbin incredibly uneasy and that in itself is making you more attracted to this man with each passing second, “Until he gave you just a scrap of attention where you love it most and you briefly contemplated risking it all, didn’t you?”
“What?! No! He’s a fucking sleaze I would never–“
“Don’t lie to me Bin, I know you. And I know you wouldn’t actually have gone through with it. Well…”
He stalks up behind you, not breaking eye contact with his boyfriend, before firmly clasping his hand down on your ass.
“Not without me. At least, I hope.”
It’s not every day you get caught off guard in the game of flirting, but there’s nothing you can do to stop the heat rising in your cheeks and the widening of your eyes at his bold move, Changbin seemingly equally as shocked and flustered, but it’s when he finally looks at you does he suddenly flinch away.
“Sorry, too far? I probably should’ve asked first I just figured given how you were all over him–“
“No, no, you’re fine,” you chuckle quickly, and you briefly hear Wooyoung straight-up squeal in the background as you grab the man’s wrist and place it back on your ass with a coy smile. “The hand can stay. I think I like you.”
The corners of his mouth curl into the most blinding, cat-like grin, and you find yourself returning it without much thought. “You like me?” He gives your ass an appreciative squeeze, then pats it gently and removes his hand. “That’s cute. I’m Lino, by the way. Well – Lee Minho, but the stage name kinda stuck.”
Stage name. Changbin’s boyfriend.
Stray Kids.
It dawns on you all at once that this man you are flirting with is not just the boyfriend of your competitor, but your competitor as well. In hindsight, that much should’ve been obvious, while eight faces are a lot to remember after only a couple meetings with no real introductions, he seemed vaguely familiar from the start. You fight against the urge to slap your face for not realising it earlier.
“Ah, so you’re the Minho guy.”
It’s not you who speaks first, but Wooyoung, finally getting up and getting involved again, giving Minho a scalding look from head to toe. He even goes as far as to stalk a circle around him, carelessly shouldering you and Changbin out of his way to get a better look.
“Wooyoung,” Changbin hisses in warning, but it’s Wooyoung’s turn not to listen.
He’s very, very, good at that.
“He’s hot,” Wooyoung pointedly decides, pinching his chin and nodding. “Fit, too. Can almost see why you won’t let me hit it anymore, but come on, we can have a double date. You two, me and Mingi–“
“–Absolutely not–“
“–Sure, why not?”
Minho and Changbin’s contrasting answers have the couple glaring and beaming at each other, and in that moment, you decide that stray kid or not, you do like this Minho guy. He seems like an absolute menace, and you like that in a man – if only you’d met earlier, he could’ve fit into the renegades all too well.
Wooyoung is finding this just as entertaining as you, if not more, cackling and clapping his hands together like he’s watching his favourite TV show. “Yes! Minho gets it, how about for old times’ sake, eh, Binnie?”
The shorter man looks like he’s about to bust a blood vessel, and part of you thinks he’s going to try punch him again, but he seems to have figured that violence isn’t beating the attitude out of anyone here, all three of you eyeing him up like cats smelling fish. Or maybe the presence of his boyfriend just softened him up a bit.
“Minho, jagi,” Changbin starts slowly, “These are the guys who indirectly and directly–“ he gestures at Wooyoung and you respectively, “–fucked with Felix the other night at the Prism and left him to his own devices. And if this one’s anything like his company–” he glares at you and Wooyoung again, making you bite back a snort, “–it won’t be the last time they try and mess with him.”
Wooyoung doesn’t bother with any restraint, openly snorting at that. “What are you, his guard dog? Last time we checked, Felix is an adult man capable of taking care of himself.”
“It’s the principle of the thing!” Changbin groans, crossing his arms and huffing in frustration. “You clearly don’t have his best intentions in mind. You want to make a fool out of him.”
He acts like he’s made some sort of point, probably thinking you’re going to deny it and play coy. Instead, you shrug.
“Yeah, and?”
“What do you mean, and–“
“So long as he consents to all of it, it’s none of your business what decisions Felix makes about his sex life. He’s not your boyfriend, is he?”
“No!” Changbin flushes at that, looking almost guiltily at Minho for a fraction of a second, but that singular moment of weakness is enough for you to dig your claws in and not let go.
“No? But you want him to be? You follow him around giving him googly eyes too, just like your leader? Going all overprotective boyfriend on his ass? Please. Freckles can handle himself, you know.”
Maybe it’s a little twisted how you get a rush of satisfaction at Changbin’s visible struggle to think of something clever to say back to that, but Wooyoung’s expression mirrors yours – like it often does, being the devil on each other’s shoulder – but what of Minho?
He’s unreadable at first, seemingly taking in the situation before commenting on it, until finally, the cat-like mouth curls return again.
“They’re right, Bin.” Changbin’s jaw falls open in straight-up betrayal, opening and closing like a fish in his frazzled attempt to find words again. It’s a knee-slapper, truly, so you decide that Lee Minho is now officially your favourite stray kid. “About Felix. He can handle himself. I don’t think this is worth getting into a punch-on at the food court for, jagi. Put that energy into your rapping and we can just wipe the floor with them again next round.”
Now that sends a hot prickle of agitation down your spine – does he think you and your band are easy? Does he genuinely think their dancing and flashy tricks can get them further than the first couple rounds? It’s laughable, really, genuinely; you find yourself chuckling and raising your eyebrows at them tauntingly.
“Come again?”
“Oh, we will.”
Damn. He’s a witty one. If it didn’t jab at your pride so hard, you would even like his response. Hell, regrettably enough, you still do.
He puts a hand on Changbin’s shoulder, leading him away. “You and I, we need to have a talk.” He glances over his shoulder to grin at you and Wooyoung. “Nice meeting you guys. Do follow realstraykids on Instagram!”
As the couple makes their exit, you and Wooyoung turn to gape at each other in disbelief.
“Did he just – did he just end that with a self plug?” Wooyoung guffaws, then shakes his head in amazement. “He’s a character for sure. Hot, but kinda weird. I want him. Carnally.”
You watch them leave, grinning as you notice Minho’s hand slip down to grab his boyfriend’s ass as they walk away, shamelessly copping a feel.
“Yeah, that makes two of us.”
Of course you are curious. This Minho guy is the most interesting stray kid you’ve met yet — so after his shameless plug, that night from the comfort of your apartment (and after buying Wooyoung and yourself a replacement lunch for what you cost him, despite it not being your fault that Changbin decided to throw you across a table) - you go back to a favourite pastime; Instagram stalking. Not that there is much dirt to dig up, at least at first. Chris’s personal account seems devoid of himself, just pictures of his studio, his friends, some scenery. Changbin has a decent handful of gym selfies, pictures of his food, some photos of him on stage, and selfies with friends. Minho’s is equal parts cat videos, him in weird filters, and dance videos. You decide to follow him.
A direct message request pops up only moments later.
>lino.ooo: like what you see?
Cocky bastard. You briefly wonder if this is what other people usually feel like around you. If it is, you’re succeeding – unfortunately, so is he. You’re seeing yourself in the other man far more than originally anticipated, which is equal parts frustrating as it is exciting. Suppose that is the goal, anyway.
>you: not even gonna complete the mutual before fishing for compliments? 🙄
>lino.ooo: bahahahahaha
>lino.ooo: you’re funny
You half expect him not to, but surely enough, you get the notification saying lino.ooo has followed you back. Instagram mutuals with the enemy isn’t the position you thought you’d end up in, at least, not yet – but it’s not following the actual realstraykids account, so you don’t mind much.
>lino.ooo: oh btw tell wooyoung that as much as i would loooove to indulge him w that double date, my bitter boyfriend is a little to worked up to agree to it 😔
>you: seemed to me like you wear the pants in the relationship. can’t sway him?
>lino.ooo: bahahaha
>lino.ooo: i can soften him, but never sway him
>lino.ooo: he’s a man of principles — he sticks to them no matter what anyone says, even me
>you: i can respect that tbh
>lino.ooo: yeah, i like that about him
>lino.ooo: sucks though, bc once he drunkenly admitted wooyoung gave the best head he’d ever had, and i ain’t even mad i just wanna see it 😔
>you: HDKDHDJJD you not threatened by that??
>lino.ooo: nah why should i be? i know im the best pussy he’s ever had and that’s good enough for me
>lino.ooo: besides, i got nothing on a man w no gag reflex
>you: wait, pussy?
Is he trans? You aren’t sure why that thought is so surprising – maybe because of how well he passes. His voice lacks the distinct transmasculine tone you’ve developed an ear for, the subtle gravel to a post-testosterone voice from training oneself to speak as low as possible while still habitually slipping into more feminine speech patterns; it’s not something people usually notice unless they pay attention, and have met a lot of transmasculine people, but you’d have noticed it by now if he had it.
Not to say that every single transmasculine person has the same edge to their voice, but more that those without it are far and few in between, and the lack of it makes one all the more cis-passing; whether that’s the goal or not, depends from person to person.
>lino.ooo: yeah
>lino.ooo: you think you’re the only hot mf with boypussy around? think again
>you: daaaamn ok can i ask your pronouns king
>lino.ooo: yeah just he/him. you?
>you: he/they
>lino.ooo: thought so lolololol ill make sure the rest of the boys know
>you: thanks <3
>you: but yeah i guess those who have dicks would know better how to suck them off huh
>lino.ooo: yeahhh
>lino.ooo: makes sense
>lino.ooo: i imagine it’d go both ways
>you: wanna find out?
You’re not sure what you’re expecting to hear in response, knowing full well he has a boyfriend and seems to be mostly monogamous, based on his comments about the double date with Wooyoung and Mingi – but you have no idea where that falls with the hand on your ass and shamelessly playing along with you and Wooyoung’s flirting. Whether it was just a joke, in which case you’d be happy to just keep joking, or if he was allowed to mess around to a certain extent with other people, you weren’t sure.
Guess you’re about to find out.
>lino.ooo: ahh, if only lololol
>lino.ooo: unfortunately binnie is rather possessive
>lino.ooo: i do like it though, his possessiveness
>lino.ooo: its hot a lot of the time
>you: but not all the time?
>lino.ooo: haha
>lino.ooo: no, not all the time
>lino.ooo: i wish he’d understand that being attracted to other people doesn’t mean i love him any less
>lino.ooo: but him accepting that would mean accepting he has feelings for people who aren’t me either 🤭
>lino.ooo: and that might be a little much for his heart to handle right now
>you: that’s a very knowing look you got there
>you: or emoji, whatever
>you: you think he likes someone else?
>lino.ooo: i don’t think so, i know so
>lino.ooo: changbin isn’t the type to hide his emotions
>lino.ooo: he just doesn’t verbalise them sometimes
>lino.ooo: but i’ve been dating him for a couple years now, and i’ve been his friend even longer, i know the signs. i know what he looks like when hes in love with someone, because he’s like that with me, too
>lino.ooo: but i don’t want to force him into anything he’s uncomfortable with
>lino.ooo: so i’ll just tease him and prod him about it from time to time so he knows its always on the table
>lino.ooo: if he comes to terms with himself and decides that’s something he wants, i’ll be here waiting for him. if not, i don’t mind committing to monogamy if it’s him
>you: awwhh you love him a lot don’t you that’s so cute </3
>lino.ooo: no i hate him obviously 🙄🙄
>you: yeah obviously 🙄🙄
Changbin is lucky to have a partner like Minho, you think. You’re not really sure what he sees in Changbin other than his bulging muscles and pretty face, your only impression of him being his short fuse and big ego, but you figure there must be something extremely soft under that tough exterior for someone like Minho to speak about him so fondly.
At first you think they remind you of Wooyoung and Mingi, being the resident couple of the group, but you find they’re more akin to Wooyoung and Sunwoo – Wooyoung being the incorrigible button-presser much like yourself and Minho, loving nothing more than to get under someone’s skin and make them squirm – and Sunwoo being the fiery, prideful rapper who likes to pretend he doesn’t love being smothered in affection and attention. You don’t know much about Changbin yet, but the dynamic seems the same; Wooyoung bothering Sunwoo and Sunwoo claiming to hate it but soaking it up like a sponge.
How similar are the runaways to Stray Kids, anyway? Maybe not all that different in theory and concept based on what you’ve seen of their music and work, but the execution… well. At least you played instruments.
Minho’s next message breaks you out of your train of thought; if you were taking a drink, you would’ve spat it out.
>lino.ooo: he might b down for a threesome tho
Well, that’s certainly not what you were expecting after the entire conversation about his possessiveness as a partner, but you’re not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. You are, however, not beyond asking for more.
>you: omg bet. what abt a foursome wooyo will kill me if i don’t at least ask
>lino.ooo: lmfaoooo you gotta promise to keep this a secret ok
>you: i take my promises very seriously
It’s a neutral statement. I take my promises very seriously. It’s not promising anything other than to keep promises – but nothing about making them. You’re not agreeing to anything just yet.
>lino.ooo: ok so im pretty sure changbin is like
>lino.ooo: perhaps just a liiiiittle bit in love with wooyoung
>you: omfg
>lino.ooo: you better not tell him tho
Oh, you’re absolutely going to tell him.
>lino.ooo: not that he’d ever admit it
>you: oh my godddd that’s so fun
>lino.ooo: isn’t it?
>lino.ooo: i do think that’ll make him refuse any threesome or foursome or whatever with him though. if he keeps a distance and pretends to be mad at him for something stupid like being friends with you and eric or being our rivals in the competition, it’s a lot easier to shove down any feelings he may have had lingering since highschool
>you: wait isn’t he like fr mad at me tho
>lino.ooo: yeah, but he’s not in love w you and tryna repress it so
>lino.ooo: i’m gonna offer we give you the same treatment as you gave felix, as yk, payback, and i genuinely don’t think he’d be able to resist
>you: 😳😳😳
>you: im down 😳
>lino.ooo: i knew you would be ;)
>lino.ooo: lix says you like to give just as good as you get huh
>you: freckles talks about me, does he?
>lino.ooo: you can’t tell him i said that either
You’re definitely going to tell him too.
>you: what else does he say?
>lino.ooo: honestly he had a bit of mixed feels about it
>lino.ooo: like, he really was genuinely humiliated
Good, you can’t help but think, arguably cruelly, but genuine nonetheless. He’s fun, and you like playing with him, but how he neglected Eric stays at the forefront of your mind every time he comes up in conversation. How hurt he was, how dismissive he was to him, the memories are still far too fresh for you.
>lino.ooo: he’s also in total disbelief that you made him cum in a minute and a half
>lino.ooo: i find that hilarious btw what was the secret
>you: the secret is getting into his head
>you: and cheating 🤭
>you: but you can’t tell him that
>lino.ooo: omg wait really
>you: yeah it was a two minute song but it was like, just starting, i had like a whole extra 30 seconds cause eric paused the timer
>you: i didn’t realise at the time but he told me after lmfao
It was just the teensiest bit of a blow to your ego to find that out, now knowing that your new nickname for him doesn’t hold any real weight, but you’d be damned if you ever give him the satisfaction. It crosses your mind that maybe you shouldn’t have confessed that to Minho, but you figure the secrets he asked you to keep are worth far more than that one – you’ll be ready if you need to strike back.
>lino.ooo: daaamn 2min is still p good tho
>you: i mean yeah im a stripper im good at what i do
>you: most of our money comes from lap dances anyway
>lino.ooo: lix made it sound like a whole lot more than your usual lap dance
>you: oh yeah def lol but yk it’s the same concept
>you: if i can make men cum untouched in 15 min, its not hard to make them cum when touching is allowed
>lino.ooo: daaaaamn
>lino.ooo: …but felix isn’t a stripper
>lino.ooo: and that only took him 2min too, didn’t it?
>you: bitch
Just because he was right didn’t mean he needed to say it. Besides, dry humping and making out are completely different to oral sex, you reason – to yourself, but also to him, furiously typing out your response in the message box.
>you: i made him cum in his boxers still just by grinding on him he ate me out after i’d already been grinding on him for a bit we are not the same
>lino.ooo: i mean tbh dicks aren’t that hard to get off
>lino.ooo: like if you know what you’re doing it’s a one size fits all most times
>lino.ooo: pussy tho, that depends on person to person
>lino.ooo: so i’d argue that’s about equally as impressive
>you: damn u rly sounding like a cis man w the whole “pussy is hard and mysterious and confusing agenda”
>you: besides yes you have a point but t-dick is a lot more sensitive than a pre-t clit anyway
>you: at least in most cases ik it can have the opposite effect but like. at least in mine
>lino.ooo: so you’re easy is what you’re saying?
>you: WOWWW
>you: wowwwww you said fuck trans solidarity huh
>lino.ooo: we’re still rivals, remember?
>lino.ooo: or did you forget? 🤭 you sure made a point of picking a fight with our leader
>lino.ooo: and our felix
>you: k tru
>you: changbin’s was on you guys tho, me n wooyo were literally just vibing
>lino.ooo: yeah true
>lino.ooo: he wasn’t expecting to see you there. im p sure he saw wooyoung on snapmaps while in the area and decided that he needed a totally platonic, not-still-in-love-with-you-since-high-school reason to get up close n personal w him again
>lino.ooo: you know, like punching him in the face
>lino.ooo: but then he saw you, the actual culprit of the crime he created in his head as a plot device and got all in his feels about it bc that’s a totally normal way to feel about a friend
>you: i mean, i get being overprotective about your friends
>lino.ooo: yeah i know you’re fucking all your friends cause you’re in love with them too everyone act surprised
>you: but he takes it to the next level cause when i teased him asking if he’s felix’s boyfriend he looked genuinely panicked for a second and looked at you for just a spliiiit second too long and hes definitely in love with felix too isn’t he
>you: WAIT HEY
You had been so caught up typing your response that Minho managed to get his sassy comeback in first, and it happened to be so pointedly what you’re most afraid of – he can’t be right. He isn’t. You get to decide that, not him – he may be able to read Changbin like an open book, but he barely knows you. While you’re aware that your feelings for your band cross just about every line past platonic, relationships are complex and not always so strictly put in the boxes of platonic or romantic – there can be a blurry in between, like with sexuality, gender, and most things. The greys amongst the shades of black and white.
You’ve always leaned toward those greys and in-betweens anyway. Yeah, your gender leans more towards boy than girl, but it’s still more in between. You aren’t about to pick a side in what genders you’re attracted to either, hell, you don’t even want to settle down with just one person; you’ve always been in the shades of grey. Minho doesn’t know shit just for being able to put you in a black and white box.
Now, how exactly can you express that over text without going on an entire tangent about shades of black, white and grey?
>you: you dont know what my relationship with my band is like
>you: just bc u can read changbin so easily doesn’t mean everyone is the same yk
>you: relationships are so much more nuanced than the strict lines society puts on romance vs friendship
>lino.ooo: you’re awfully defensive for someone insisting im wrong
>you: im being defensive Because youre wrong, dude
>you: i don’t like people making the wrong assumptions about me
>lino.ooo: mhm
>lino.ooo: aight ill drop it
>you: you don’t sound very convinced
>lino.ooo: do i have to be?
>you: yes >:(
>lino.ooo: aww too bad
>lino.ooo: anyway it was fun talking to u but i got band practice now
>you: you mean swords n flamethrowers practice 🙄🙄
>lino.ooo: no, that’s bdsm night
>you: Damn.
>lino.ooo: kidding
>lino.ooo: swords n flamethrowers r too bulky. more of knives n candles kinda guy
>you: Damn. [2]
>you: ok have fun doing ur little dancey dance or whatever lets see how long they’ll let you play kpop star
>lino.ooo: bold words from someone who admitted to cheating on the last little “competition” you had
>you: hey didn’t you say you wouldn’t tell anyone
>lino.ooo: did i, though?
>lino.ooo: that’s not what i typed. so don’t make an enemy out of me, sweetheart
>lino.ooo: or do. it’d be pretty fun. i do live for the drama
>lino.ooo: ok gtg byeeeee
So that’s how he wants to play it, then. Two could play at that game. Two already were playing at that game, actually, considering your careful tip-toeing around truths with both Minho earlier and Felix prior – you don’t know if he’s somehow mirroring your behaviours on purpose, or if you’ve really just met your match in someone other than Wooyoung.
You switch messaging apps on your phone, pulling him up. Suddenly you have a lot to discuss over dinner; preferably without being thrown across it this time.
#stray kids x reader#poly stray kids#ateez x reader#poly ateez#seo changbin x reader#lee minho x reader#lee know x reader#jung wooyoung x reader#male reader#nonbinary reader#trans reader#diverseinsertsknet#what goes on in neverland
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1/3 So I was 100% sure I sent the ATX updates as well and now while going through your blog for preparation for tomorrow, I saw that I didnt. I must’ve missed it by accident because we watched this right after Gale’s interview so i was sure I sent both, my bad and I apologize in advance for the incoming spam, also hi!:
*the video starts with them walking to the building* ‘AH! BLONDIE! ITS BRI- fuck no, Gale, right? Damn it, oh damn the beard and the glasses look good!’ And the cast is now walking towards the stage ‘THATS RIGHT MY MAN GALE WAS A STAR! BLONDIEEEE! He looks the same as he did in the show. The fuck?’ Tell me why this man from a shot that lasted a second clocked that Gale probably has a cigarette pack in his front pocket and I teasingly asked what was he looking at to notice it and he goes ‘i mean….he’s just..well..mind your business’ and immediately afterwards he goes ‘he’s kinda dressed how Brian would be dressed.. but i think Brian would rather die than to have his glasses hanging around his neck..he’d have them perfectly tucked in his jean pocket so everyone knew they were expensive…i miss Brian’ He then sat back and very quietly went ‘im so happy Blondie and B-Gale are sitting together’ The lady who was hosting mentioned how QAF had a big impact on her life and he went ‘tell me about it, girl..i cant even remember what the fuck was i doing before this’ I think it’s worth mentioning that he had to rewind 3 times because he kept staring at Gale and Randy. The camera moved to show them all together and he went ‘what a time, huh? I bet they never thought they’d have their own little gay comic con moment’ ‘who is this old man? (Me: dan, he helped write the show with the other guy Ron) oh so THEY are the reason for that shit finale? You’re telling me two old white men made me sob? Well fuck both of you two! I don’t like them’ (this was said with his arms crossed like a toddler btw). There’s this moment where Dan mentions how they exceeded graphic content and Peter and Gale have a tiny moment and he pointed to them and went ‘I was robbed of their friendship!’ Every time the camera zoomed out or showed Gale/Randy, he just softly gasped and went ‘look at them’ or ‘ah my boys’ while Ron was talking about casting Randy, peter leans to gale and my brother points to that and goes ‘ohhhh theyre talking shit! I just know it’ He now learned how they cast Gale and Dan goes “and there was mr harold” and he goes ‘Look at him getting shy! Wait, he almost didnt go because he was striking? Youre telling me I got him as Brian by pure fucking luck?!’ ‘I fucking love Peter. He’s funny, (gale said something to peter while he talked about casting and he points to them and yells) THEY ARE FRIENDS! I WAS ROBBED OF THEM! *long pause* damn the beard looks good on him here’ after this Randy picked up the mic to talk about his casting and my brother just yelled ‘HE SPEAKS!’ And then the attention went on Gale and under his breath he goes ‘finally’. And immediately his reaction was ‘wow…he’s shy no matter where he is, huh? He looks as if he expected to be quiet the whole time. He’s so pretty’ Gale here mentions his ex girlfriend showing him the VHS and he goes ‘ah yes, heterosexual..forgot about that’ (Gale says he tested and thought “this will be funny”) *starts giggling like a teenage girl* ‘he’s funny..i like him a lot. He’s got like a dry humor type of thing going on, huh? Look at Blondie’s smile. Gale looks so fucking relieved to be done talking. Its okay baby, i know youre shy, this was your Vietnam (Gale goes to pick up the mic again) oh maybe I’m wrong.’ AND THIS IS WHERE GALE SAYS THE ICONIC LINE ABOUT DIVING IN WITH RANDY.. ‘i bet you did. It was deep for sure.. WAIT THE SEX SCENE WAS THEIR FIRST SCENE?! So it kinda was life imitating art.’ Peter here threw a little shade at the costumes designer ‘oh please spill on the designer. Give me the dirt about behind the scenes! I deserve to know everything after that finale’ (Peter imitates Gale) ‘LOOK AT BLONDIE! LOOK AT THAT ARM SHOVE! THATS LOVE!’ And then Randy says that it was a traumatic time for him and it shows Gale ‘look at him dying at that! Please tell me there is more of them in interviews. I need more, not to be greedy but this isnt enough’
Hello dear sweet anon! I am so sorry that traveling and being with my in-laws has taken me away from tumblr and your messages. I hope you had a good Christmas! Right now I’m wearing a mask and pulling down to take sips of my beer because my SIL has covid but we’re all staying at her place anyway.
The ATX panel is iconic. I’m dying over your brother’s anger that two old white men made him cry. AND YES I love Gale and Peter’s friendship and we were ROBBED of KinneyCutt content.
I love Gale and Randy and Peter and your brother’s reactions are so real and relatable.
#ask winderlylandchime#dear sweet anon#queer as folk#a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023
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So i started rewatching s1 of Stranger Things after all the s4 glory and omg:
The kids really are such tiny little kids with their small feeble bodies and big round eyes in their doll faces and their tiny kid voices. Round of applause for stranger things for handling everyone growing up
Will receives so much homophobic hate in s1 omg. His own dad was homophobic to him. Already was convinced Will's getting a coming out arc, but damn gay!Will really was heavely forshadowed from the start. Fun side notes: Mike really was ready to full on fight a bigger guy who was trashtalking Will in homophobic ways. And also the whole kid gang was bullied with the word 'freak'.
There was actually a Byers dad in the show??? I completely forgot about that. Also they had a dog??? Wth happened to the dog? Didnt die i hope???
Please let there not be another round of Stancy. They really really were terrible together and omg they were insufferable as individuals too. Like woa i know Steve was meant to be a dick in s1 but he was trying waaaay too hard to get in Nancy's pants and had to be told repeatedly to stop to even then barely knock it off. Also did he ever canonically buy Jonathan a new camera cause fuck. And Nancy? She really was kind of a bitch and constantly gave her mom and Mike a hard time. She was also lying about everything all the time. I mean both of them were acting very realistically as teenagers, but damn good reminder teenagers can be kinda shit.
Joyce and Jonathan really need a hug. While we're at it, so does Mrs. Wheeler.
This show was so raw in displaying so very clearly that everyone('s family) had problems that really can mess with you when you're growing up. The dynamic in the Wheeler household was very much what my family was like the years before my parents divorced. The Byers really did the piece of shit deadbeat dad and single mom barely holding it together thing very strongly. Steve knowing his dad will cheat on his mom when giving the chance. Wow this show really is a peak in the young adult/high school genre.
Also such a raw choice: intercutting scenes of barbara being murdered in the upside down with nancy discovering sexy times with steve. Isn’t that also like a total slasher movie trope, like sex and bloody murder?
Talkin about Barb? I forgot how much she vibed like she had a gay crush on Nancy. Such a shame they killed her off, we could have had gays seasons ago. Also new headcanon activated: respressed lesbian Nancy. Had Barb not died she coulda discovered gay feelings years ago, but now Robin can bring it out in her >:)
The songs, wow! Every song is such an 80s banger like damn!
I forgot Nancy already been to the Upside Down huh.
Steve was legitimately terrified of his dad, like wow. Makes me think that the creative team behind Stranger Things tend to come up with ideas and then reject them but use them later on for other characters. E.g. perhaps they played with the idea of Steve’s dad being abusive, but then made it a plot point later for Billy.
#stranger things#s1#steve harrington#nancy wheeler#joyce byers#jonathan byers#will byers#mrs. wheeler#barb#i need these notes also to write better characterizations in fics
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Reading progress: chapter 243 (oh my god no i didnt give up just. gah. life)
reading highlights: in which keeping notes for a very long story pays off, i didnt remember shit. my general track record of focusing on one interest over time is, very bad. also in which i have to manifest a second voice to encapsulate my reactions
222 yjh prev death trauma
223 swk new sugar daddy/whale
kdj fan of hiatus media when theres a new drop
yjh pov beloved. asmodeus grabbing yjh face and calling him pretty, alright
HHH ORV kdj showing up all possessive. jesus
hes doing a flatliners
225 Constellation who likes to change sex (-> CWLTCS) wants you to change your sex
kdj did you just invent corporate shares
argh the drama of claiming to be yjh sponsor then looking to (real sponsor) to save (yjh)
226 kdj gething fucked up abt yjh "death"
novel revision yjh is sooooooo
everyone politely giving the room to dokhyuk reunion
yjh said bluntly/expressionlessly. yes. but have you considered hes being the sweetest man in the world. -> referencing the very end of the chapters where yjh fills in what the rest of the company have been doing, and when kdj kinda existential crisis's about it tells him that his (kdj's) story, is still being told "Lets go back to Earth, Kim Dokja"
227 yes kdj yjh is clearly trying to steal your valour and send you back to earth thats why hes doing ID theft
228 Kdj: this person is so beautiful, beyond words.
↳ (—_—): How Beautiful Are They?
↳ kdj: ... 3 YJH's.
↳ (—_—): YAY!
229 peanut gallery: kdj arent you gay?? dont look at women...
Foodie and [tech] guy yjh [-> cant read my own writing]
YJH & JHY transphobic beef
231 yjh hiding in a tree
omg. doggie. sounds like it looks like my dog
↳ STANDS ON TWO LEGS. okay.
↳ the dog blew hmo out of the house.
↳ "The confrontation between man and dog was filled with unbelievable tension"
232 "There were probably no dogs in the Star System stronger than the Breaking the Sky Master"
3 METER TALL WOMEN! SHE SMOKES A PIPE!
233 Yjh is just being spanked... have i got that right?
gah kdj's constellation messages kill me
yjh prespective on kdj clownery beloved
234 yjh puts kdj behind himself as kdj does his saying inflammatory shit thing
235 via Yjh -> uriel is really strict and lofty when she doesnt have fujo brain rot
yjh 100 years old? more??
yjh said this and thought he was talking like kdj -> AHA!
Breaking the Sky Sword wasn't originally for men -> the problem of gender can be resolved "CWLTCS is snorting"
↳ complex emotions about that huh?
236 OUR nebula
cowboy carriage footman?
Novel revision yjh: It would have been nice if he had come with me
kdj being given story food -> me: wow just like silverwing! (sunwing in particular... i think)
237 "Yes, an unexpected accident. An accident that happens accidentally"
KDJ SICKO MODE/angry protective dad mode
ORO castle... Immeasurable Austerity -> I think rich people eat the poor maybe
DO appreciate kdjs constant "Dream Bigger" energy
238 persephone and uriel being little dokhyuk shits
kdj problems time
kdj trying to hype up his comfort novel on social media to no avail
240 "Please tell me exactly precisely."
okay so lotr
"It might be time to admit it. I had become the 'constellation' I hated"
Iris loves che and early marx hell yeah girl (1 point to orv teens and being really philosophically well read)
↳ oh seriously hell yeah girl
↳ "Iris cursed something that wasn't 'capital' ... the star stream" Hmm, Debatable
241 kdj I wish I could offer something to this scared child but i can only do this trade! -> i mean, you are saving her life?
Eoren's sword. Eowyn... Arwen? -> only women can wield it. yep checks out
242 once again I realise how great Yjh is -> yeah.. I know bud
"Yjh overcame (breaking the sky sword female only nature) with great effort." hmm. mh hm. yup. arduously, I bet. sure man, w/e
Rotating: now there are some very juicy tid bits here with yjh past hinting, and a few scenes from his pov even. similarly kdj confronting, just a bit, the means towards his end are leading to him to some interesting places. that said, in an effort to motivate myself to just read the dang thing. i feel myself really just focusing on giggling at all the delightful dokhyuk baiting and the more just comical aspects. like. horton hears a WHO CARES-- THIS DOG CAN DUEL. in order to get the joy of having fun notes on and thoughts about this story, i must in fact, keep reading it.
#some shit#orv blogging#BACK BABY#typed this up last night. additional bits this morning. okay i think im going back to languishing in my maladies.#tho extreme mint pain relief creme is helping#need to focus on what orv is really about TO me. unintelligible niche blogging about little guys
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𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬
warnings: language and lewd humor
eren -
you:
eren: Whats the matter
eren: Did some jerk off mess with you today???
you: yeah ,, you :/ stoopid idiot
eren: HUH??
eren: WHAT I DO
eren: YOURE TYPIGN SO SLOWBB
you: chill
eren: Youre telling me to chill? please.
you: u just forgot our date but :/
eren: DID I?
eren: Oh man )): im sorry y/n
you: not the doublechin emote pls </3
you:
eren: Why the weird animal memes all of a sudden
eren: Theyre not even funny
you: i said have a seat ,, dumb whore >:(
eren: Whoa who do u think ur talking to
armin -
you:
armin: BABY NO
armin: ILY
armin: I LOV U SO MUCH PLS UR DOING SO GGOOOD
armin: )))))))):
armin: IM SO PROUD OF U OHMYGOSH 💓💖💘💕💗💕💓💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💖
armin: ANYTHING U NEED IM HERE<3<3
you: HAABDHSHS ILY MIN UR TOO SWEET OMFG
you: i love u so much <3
you:
armin: of course i like you!!€℅¢{=;*(℅€{¢[>:(((
armin: wait what does peg even mean ?? :l
armin: like
armin: a pirate?
you: do i look like google to u mf :l
armin: wow okay brb then
armin: Y/N YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
jean -
you:
jean: haha no idiot it means youre a guy that likes other dudes
you :/
jean: why is mario even in that photo 🙄🙄 isnt he gay for the red guy
you: OKAY FIRST OF ALL.
you: its luigi
you: and no that would be inc*st bae😩😩
jean: insect* stupid 😐
you: did the meme just fly over ur head or what
you:
jean: is that a bunny
you: do you even know how to read at this point
jean: yeah yeah
jean: i have that affect on people <33
you: no actually i take it back you sound like a horse
jean: fuck you
mikasa -
you:
mikasa: Y/N 😭😭
mikasa: Dont just say things like that
you: which one :•)
you: was it the b00bs lol
mikasa: Yes Y/N.
you: again, my hands are very capabl
you:
mikasa: We've been dating for nearly a year now Y/N
you: okay??? answer the question
mikasa: What question
you: will you be my soulja gurl😳😳❗❗💯
mikasa: Whats a soulja gurl
you: youre worse than eren sometimes
mikasa: Yes i will be ur soulja gurl 🙄💖
levi -
you:
levi: I don't have time for your childish antics, Y/N.
you: are you mad at me
levi: Not yet. Why?
you: youre ending your sentences with full stops ):
you: feels kinda mean but idk
levi: Grammar, Y/N.
levi: again, I don't have the time for your silly images.
you: HA YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCE
you: CAUGHT YOU LACKING SHORTY 😡😡🔫💯💯❗
levi: The fuck you just call me, brat?
you: s h o r t
you: 5'2 mf 😩😩✋
levi: It's almost as if you asking to get put in your place.
you: please i see that stool
you: ill put all the food on top of the fridge and hide the stool and theres nothinf you can do about it
levi: Oh?
you: yeah hobbit
levi: Nothing?
you: nu uh
levi: We'll see about that.
you: is the little baby threatening me
levi: You've just about pushed your luck with me, brat.
you:
levi: Are you being serious right now?
you: yeth </3
you: i have a crush on you teehee
levi: Y/N, I've known this for months
you: WHAT
levi: We've been together for a while. We sleep in the same bed. I call you darling. Need I say more?
you: SO YOU LIKE ME TOO?? :OOOOO
levi: I love you, Y/N. Now quit your weird behavior.
#levi aot#aot#aot headcanons#aot x reader#aot imagines#aot texts#aot memes#attack on titan#attack on titan headcanons#snk levi#snk fanfiction#snk#levi ackerman x you#levi ackerman fluff#levi ackerman x reader#jean kirschtein x reader#armin arlet fluff#armin arlet x reader#armin headcanons#levi headcanons#eren x you#eren x y/n#eren headcanons#mikasa x reader#mikasa headcanons#rattyoakenbitch#aot crack#aot fluff
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"o&o are the dumbest motherfuckers too" why?? what did they say? spill the tea
hello anon! i sound bitchy in this but it's just because im ranting i dont want you to think im being bitchy towards you!
disclaimer everyone <3 dont try to debate me
i do not know to which post you are referring to but i have no doubt i said this because they are the dumbest people. Did they make one of my favorite pieces of media of all time? yeah. Did they write beautiful complex characters? yeah. Am I jealous of the artstyle and wish so bad for it to be mine? yeah. Did they write a incredibly interesting and intense story with so many little details and plots that I'm still talking about it 15 years later? yeah.
But they are dumb. Now, again, idk what post you're referring to so idk what i'm calling them dumb about. But one, they're homophobic. they've made several homophobic remarks (which i don't have specific evidence of rn so i wont say anymore about that) and even had a bunch of homophobic elements in the death note draft, one that I can think of off the top of my head is the one where aizawa tells them to stop being gay and obsessing over misa or something. I have a screenshot lemme find it.
love it. I've had this screenshot for a long time, so i forgot where I found it. Anyway, they're also misogynistic. The evidence is how the women in the show were treated.
But if we disregard all that, there are so many annoying IMPORTANT plot holes (I can excuse misogyny and homophobia but i draw the line at plot holes/ you can excuse misogyny and homophobia?) And im not one of those people that are like wow they said this [irrelevant detail] in episode 2 and now they said [different irrelevant detail] in episode 30, this show sucks. No. I mean when Light and L were literally chained together and L told him he wouldn't let him out of his sight (which btw people need to stop whining and crying over lol Light literally had 0 issues with it. the only people not accepting of it were soichiro and misa- Light literally was like alright sure...anyway-)
there's just things that they didnt need to necessarily show, i understand. Like bathing, pissing, private stuff. A thing like this wouldn't show us that type of scene unless it was relevant. I could argue that it was relevant though lol. So it was left up to the viewer to guess what happened with those scenarios. Because must i remind you, L and Light were chained together for around 3 months. These scenarios had to have happened. and with the emphasis on L not wanting Light to leave his side I, and everyone else, assumed that L wouldn't just unlock the cuff and be like pee break! So what happened during those scenarios? Well, people, including me when I was 12, were like "Ahh gay things happened during those scenes" which is just what happens. If you have a public fictional world, people are going to ship the characters. Lawlight was one of the most popular ships. Ik young and new fans of dn dont know that but it was up there in popularity. Not even in anime circles. Just popular all around.
But o&o heard of this and they decided it was their right to disprove every gay scenario people were coming up with. Which is why you see L in the washing machine drawing. Because how can they shower together if L takes baths in a washing machine huh? checkmate you can't make my character gay! even though it's physically impossible and even if it wasn't, Light, again, would be out of his sight because he'd be in a fucking washing machine. Anyway, they also come up with the solution to using the restroom together, which is just L sits weird. Which honestly isnt bad like it's kind of funny and i get that. But when I known it's just a retaliation against people shipping them it's annoying. (how can peeing being sexy if he pees like this? like peeing together is ever sexy ??:&:!/@!::&) and then the sleeping together bit! o&o had a perfect plan for this...which is L does in fact sleep. But he and his chair fall sideways and that's how he sleeps. and he needs watari to come pick him up. it's just annoying. you can't not show these scenes and basically leave it up for interpretation and then when people are using it gayly you retaliate with childish workarounds.
not to mention the little comics in the back of how to read 13 when they made them so impossibly straight it's hard to read. Like it's embarrassing to read. okay...okay... i didnt know i had this much to say about o&o. i'll be done now.
#the disclaimer is only there because people have started trying to debate me#even in tags#like how am i supposed to debate with tags#i just end up blocking yall whats the point#long post#death note#lawlight#light yagami#l lawliet#o&o#ask#anon
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Hi!
So in one of your posts when you were talking about it not being psychologically possible to suddenly realize your love for someone, (especially when you never really loved that person.. Anyway..). I just think it's common sense to know that you can't just realize you love someone. How would Sasuke just realize his "love" for Sakura when the conversation with Naruto was only about him and N? Nothing else mattered. And how can that person exactly justify that Sasuke just went, "Oh darn,.. You ain't gonna believe this Naruto.. Even tho this is our gay intimate talk, I think I like Sakura.." Like huh?? It's like me saying "I'll wake up early and do it in the morning!" It be lies!!!!!! What kind of actions did he take to justify his "love" anyway? Cuz last time I checked he was only concentrated on Naruto ONLY. Pink mega mind was not included. LOL and check this out... If Naruto was replaced by Sakura for sns moments, you'd see people saying "OMG SO CUTE!! WOW THEY SO INLOVE." Cuz you know, it's a boy and a girl.
OH! and let's not forget that many times that they thought about each other. And that one time N looked at the sky and saw a shooting star, then whispered Sasuke's name? WAIT, but it's normal to do that to your friend😳. Or that one time N was ULTRA desperate to chase after S but was stopped by Gaara? OOOOOHHH! And when S moved his body for N before he hit a tree trunk, especially in the condition he was in? BUT WAIT! It's normal to go so far for your friend but not the person you love right? AND the continuous numbers of times N would NOT stop thinking about S??? BUT WAIT IT'S NORMAL! OR OR! THAT TIME N HYPERVENTILATED AT THE THOUGHT OF S BEING KILLED? IT'S NORMAL TO DO THAT FOR YOUR FRIEND RIGHT? OR WHEN S COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT SAKURA & KAKASHI FALLING INTO THE LAVA PIT AS LONG AS NARUTO WAS SAFE? OR WHEN N DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT S WHENEVER HE WAS IN DANGER??
But their friends, ne? Sasu lOvEs SaKura since day 1, correct? It's not like he pays more attention to N, or that he would go on a complete rampage because something happened to N or anything.
Hello Anon well you said it all jaja
The only reason Sasuke ws brainwashed and MARRIED (not fell in love bc not even SP or Ikemoto believe that, in other case they would have make SS all dovey lovey in boruto) Sakura was to
1) Make a teammate and love interest to Boruto
2)Play with the uchiha genes and sharingan a little bit.
3) Bring nostalgy to old Naruto fans so they can stay and wtch this new abomination.
SS always try to justify and they do ental gymnastics in order to justify their Ship how they were endgame and how all was perfectly matched. They try to look for a deeper meaning to the -non existent- bond of them. Meanwhile the reason while SS fucked...or at least decided to have a child together, is because of money and for the sake of Boruto the series.
And speaking about suddenly realizing his deep love for sakura-lol- In any case it was drive by Guilt tripping same as Naruto with hinata. But what i saw is that this trope IS VERY popular in straight ships, which is a very red flag for me.
A person can do everything for the one they love, but the other part IS NOT OBLIGATED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM to love them back.
Sometimes is neccesary to just shows how much important you are to that person, but from there guil trip them without any other feeling behind or thought across all the time you shared...Its very red flag.
In Naruto case with hinata he never had a thought about her or smt. He needed a deus ex machina recourse genjutsu to make him see how "much she loved him" but there were none chemistry or interaction behind that realization.
In SNS case, there wre always repressed feelings and thoughts about them thinking about each other and it developed so naturally that they didnt need guilt tripping to make the bond flow.
I saw this same thing happened on a tv animated series i love, Hey arnold. In the final movie, they make Arnold realizes he loves Helga¿¿¿¿¿ because he kinda saw all the things she did for him. But its weird cause he never ever showed a single glimpse of romantic feelings or at least that he liked her.
Its basically "Oh fuck look all the things she did for me, i guess i have to love her :/"
So i think this trope is famous in some ships so...look how some things are fine with straight ships.
And finally. YES. I have seen A LOOOOOOOOOOT of fans and dudebros in ,at least mine, latin american fandom and its absolutely funny because they say "Naruto obsession with Sasuke would have made sense if he was a girl" LOL
And of course they TOTALLY HATE the moment where naruto begged for Sasuke. They say this is one of the lowest moments of naruto as a character, and that he sucked. They felt second hand embarrasament.
And i could do nothing but laugh. Like...People are gay steven.
Nonetheless they can actually see, despite they just joke about it, how "close" sns are.
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quick fic time! okay so this is based on that scene in which elia and filo are talking about elia moving in with filo, and if it were to happen in real life :)
ship: elippo (elia x filippo)
elia didn’t know what to expect when moving there. at first it was nice, the bed, apparently eleonora’s, was very comfortable. he always ate a good breakfast and even got closer to filippo, filo for short. filo... he was certainly a different person than he thought he would be. elia didn’t really know much about gay people. the only gay people in his life were martino, niccolo and filo. martino looked so happy with niccolo. they always smiled and looked so in love. it’s cute. then there’s filo. ever since elia moved in with filo, he’s always seen random guys enter and leave. wow, filo’s a playboy huh? elia really didn’t know what he felt about it. it just felt normal the more he got accustomed to it. every morning after those hook ups, filo was always tired but still had that good attitude. he always made elia coffee and breakfast and they would always have their little talks. one day, this little daily talk that they had turned into something more. elia had asked filo why he hasn’t been hooking up with any people over the past few days. elia knew something was wrong. filo then replied: “oh it’s nothing. i just haven’t really been in the mood you know? it’s just the same boring old crap and i got bored”. elia nodded and continued drinking his coffee, until filo said: “how do you do it? do you not have a love life?”elia really didn’t know how to reply because he knew it was true. his love life was basically nonexistent. he never even had a girlfriend. sad but hey, he finds some peace in his life. he realizes that he has never gone through all the negatives of love. he’s never suffered through the pain of a break up, like martino did. or suffered through severe trust issues that end up on a relationship being broken by cheating, like eva did. nor did he have to choose between violence and peace like eleonora did. elia is really fucking unexperienced. sana was someone whom he really liked a lot, but as more time passed (and so many failed attempts of getting with her) he realized it was infatuation he felt towards her, not love. at sana’s iftar gathering, elia felt hopeless. he argued with his parents and he didnt have a home. its like filo was his light, his angel. after a huge war with his thoughts, elia finally responded with: “i dont know, i just live with it. it does get boring though”. then filo said something that made elia almost choke. “i could make your life less boring... only if you want though”. filo smirked at elia and elia just gasped. the thoughts came back, the feelings, the first conversation with him, the hugs they shared sometimes. elia was feeling something for filo. this once impossible thought now appeared out of nowhere, and elia loved it. he imagined it, a nice hook up that could turn into a mini relationship. elia didnt know what to consider himself. he didnt like labels. he remembers discussing it with filo. goddamn it, filo was his damn guru too! elia wanted it... so badly. elia smiled at filo. “we’ll just have to find that out later”.
and so, this is how filo made elia have a constant war with his thoughts. will a relationship happen?
im sorry if this fic doesnt make sense, i kinda got busy today and i couldnt concentrate. im so sorry :(
dedicated to: @spettrocoli
#skam#skamfan#skam fanfic#skam fic#skam italia#skam italia fic#elippo#elia x filippo#filippo x elia#elia santini#filippo sava
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sherlock holmes reactions part six (aka me losing my mind over the final problem)
Hi, I am once again reminding you all that I've formed a parasocial relationship with the crackhead detective 👍 This made me overly emotional for the fact that he didnt even die
But like
hhhmmmmmmmm those were certainly an interesting 14 pages
Yeah, I already made a post about how the final problem relates to yuumori's final problem and how incredibly sexy it is but yes now I'd just like to relay to you how absolutely heart brocken i am over this lol I will eventually get to reading the post hiatus stories i just. I haven't emotionally recovered from this yet
Yelling below the cut somehow this reaction feels longer than the story itself. but it's about half cracking jokes and half sobbing so be prepared
I mean, starting off strong with "well yknow since i got married my and sherlock's Very Intimate Relations had to be modified and all but we hadnt seen each other in a while so it was kind of jarring to see him crawling in my second story bedroom window clutching Wounds and closing the shutters absolutely fucking wasted losing his mind over some dude named moriarty"
We've been over this but. Oh my god why are they gay
I just like????? Imagine how fucking bizzare that would be to just see your old homie crawl into your window bleeding on your floor and asking to exit the other way in case he's followed like "hey bro can we Talk i hope you're not busy" WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO, SAY HE IS? Imagine watson just like "no dude I'm fucking busy go get killed"
But legitimately. That's certainly something. And like, I see a lot of books starting like this lmao but. Holmes's stuff usually starts off kind of easily with watson going "yeah so lately ive been Experiencing Sherlock Holmes" and spend 20 minutes on exposition with them having a Conversation but no. mans just fucking escaped a hitman and went directly to his boyfriend's house having apparently Never Before In His Goddamn Life mentioned his actual nemesis to this guy. How the FUCK has watson never heard of him before.
And how sherlock starts talking about it isn't any less funny he's just like "UHHH SO THERE'S THIS GUY. THIS ABSOLUTE MAN. AND HES REALLY IMPRESSIVE I MEAN HES LIKE SUPER FUCKING SMART AND HES LIKE DOING CRIMES????? SO I LIKE. I NOTICED AS I DO BUT HE NOTICED THAT I NOTICED AND I MIGHT HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY DUDE CAN YOU HELP ME LIKE. FLEE THE COUNTRY" and watson's like my dear sherlock What The Fuck
Im also loving how he calls moriarty a "mathematical celebrity" awhi;grih;oaewhhta;ioh;iaewh;ii;oewh;eh;rg mans just. ok lol hes a Math Celebrity that had to quit his math teacher job because EVERYONE JUST KNEW HE WAS A CRIME LORD LIKE THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT HIM AND WENT MANS DEFINITELY HAS BODIES IN HIS BASEMENT I DONT WANT HIM TEACHING HERE
But yeah, it was interesting to see what the big deal about og moriarty was... especially since the deal simply did not deliver. There was not really a big deal. It's like reading the first chapter of a book and immediately skipping to the climax. Everything is so hyped up and clearly having been building for years and you just get like NO CONTEXT. I swear Moriarty wasn't goddamn mentioned any time before this. He's just suddenly the big guy and watson has just never fucking heard shit about this guy.
What's so funny about this whole situation is that I just. Cannot objectively know anything about Moriarty at all because sherlock just... does not go into what this dude's alleged crimes even were, other than. The fact that he like. Does them. He's just really involved in crimes. How? Why? For how long? In what way? For what purpose? NO FUCKING CLUE HE JUST. HE JUST DOES. And there's nothing to really suggest that Moriarty was honestly a really evil guy. They're all like trust me he was just. he was just really bad but show absolutely No examples of being such. The most evil thing we saw Moriarty do personally was call sherlock stupid for letting him get into the apartment. And even then he immediately followed it up with complimenting him lol
yeah, my impression of Moriarty was like. I expected him to be worse, honestly. I expected him to be like a cartoon villain because he was kind of made out to be one and then he's just honestly a really polite and refined guy?? Mans strolls the fuck into 221B like hi shawty and it is Not like yuumori obviously man's holding a gun but like. What the fuck they are just. They have never met before but They Clearly Have and it's. its so weird
Like honestly I don't dislike og moriarty. He's really what william tried to be (and fucking failed, but beside the point) but like. Dude's so powerful and for what. He just walks into the apartment with No Pretense like why sherlock holmes is that a revolver or are you just happy to see me oh my goodness you are a dolt why would you hold the gun that way. disgusting. disgraceful. dreadful. Oh my god. I love him I'm sorry
abngnahhghifeah;iewh and Why does sherlock describe him like that hes like "MANS A REALLY REFINED LIZARD /pos" HIEHIFEHW:HGIHOEWFEEW FOR WHAT. FOR W H A T
baaaaaaaaghhhhhh but likeeeee they went STRAIGHT to "you know what I'm here for" "you know how I'm going to respond" "well then" "yeah" "mhm" "damn well it really do be like that sometimes" "ur really smart by the way" "im fucking aware let's kill each other as we both Thought in our Minds" "yes lets" AHDHDHDHDFS WTF THIS IS INSANE
But damn uh. mutual destruction my beloved this is very different from sherliam but im not. im not. opposed to it tucks hair behind ear
I just. Holy shit they really went "if you destroy me I will ensure that we both go down hand in unlovable hand" "I wouldn't mind that"
Annnnd I just noticed that the actual lines for this part kind of. that kind of happened in chapter 31 when sherlock was like i would Gladly die to take down the lord of crime and william was like. hahahah yeahNO NO NO NO
BUT SERIOUSLY THO IM LOSING MY MIND OVER HOW SHERLOCK SAYS THIS WHOLE THING TO WATSON AND HES LIKE DAMN SHAWTY HES LIKE THE REASON FOR HALF THE CRIME IN THIS CITY BUT HES SO NICE THO??? LIKE I EXPECTED HIM TO BE TOUGH AND EVERTHING NO HES JUST SOME POLITE PROPER UNDERSTANDABLE MAN WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE VERY DIABOLICAL shawty is having a Crisis
And then watson is like wowww that was cool you wanna spend the night and sherlock is like "UNFORTUNATELY BESTIE I AM BEING FUCKING TRACKED DOWN ID LIKE YOU TO NOT DIE WITH ME"
This bit gave me a Moment Moment because oh my god. Then watson is like "no shut up i'm coming with you i don't care" and i just had to Take A Minute because THEY SWITCHED PLACES AAH SHERLOCK IS TRYING TO KEEP WATSON SAFE NOW AND WATSON IS NOW MORE RECKLESS BC OF HIM AND. AHHHH
Completely random but. How sherlock still refers to 221B as "our rooms" to watson even though watson hasn't lived their in years........ shawty i am emotional.........
SO THEY GODDAMN FLEE THE COUNTRY TOGETHER BC WATSON SAYS THEY HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER AND SHERLOCK HAS A MOMENT WHERE HE'S LIKE YEAH NEVERMIND PLEASE GO HOME WATSON AND WATSON IS JUST LIKE. NO. AND HSERLOCK IS LIKE. DAMN OK I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE
But. Ok as funny as this is. They have this fucking Conversation on the train to switzerland where sherlock is like "I have not lived in vain" and watson is like "YOURE NOT DYING" and hes like "i have not lived in vain. like i said. this will not be a bad way to die" UHHHHHH DAMN SHAWTY
hhhhhh and it just Gets. it. it. it Gets. These fuckers get to switzerland and they stay in a hotel and then leave for reichenbach but watson gets this goddamn letter telling him that hes needed at the hotel to basically save this lady's life. And he doesn't. Like. he doesn't even want to go he's like FUCK IT SHE CAN DIE IM NOT LEAVING YOU but sherlock convinces him to go fULLY KNOWING THE LETTER WAS FUCKING FAKED BY MORIARTY JUST AS A PLOY TO GET HIM ALONE
AND THEN HE JUST. WENT ANYWAY AND WATSON HAD TO WATCH HIM JUST LIKE GODDAMN WALK OFF INTO THE SUNSET LIKE "LITTLE DID I KNOW THIS WOULD BE THE LAST TIME I WOULD SEE HIM BUT IT JUST. IT HAD THAT VIBE YKNOW"
God I just. Wow sherlock really did that huh. He really went and did that. And I went over it in the post about this compared to yuumori but it just RUINED me how watson just. Never saw what happened and there's just so little information about it that all they have is these assumptions and pieces that just suggest that these guys met up, walked up to the goddamn waterfall having a nice civil conversation about how talented and smart they both were at this and how they revealed their methods to each other and complimented them because of course they did
And they just sat up there talking to each other so long and Moriarty legit waited politely or even possibly was the one that suggested he write a letter to watson in which sherlock just went "damn lol moriarty's pretty nice actually anyway uhhhh sorry watson ily ✌" and just like. left it up there in his damn cigarette box
But just like. damn the insinuation that moriarty just sat there and watched while he wrote that entire goddamn letter, sealed it up, and then got up and went alright buddy let's go but it makes no goddamn sense if they wanted to actually kill each other and assure they themselves would survive I could name like 23 different ways they could have managed it so easily and they Didn't. they were really set on mutual destruction huh. There's no way they were even trying to do anything but Die Together at that point and that's Something huh
It absolutely baffles me how they could say that these guys had plummetted like, holding each other tho. Like. ok lol but How Do You Even Know
It was certainly a ride. But the fact that Watson had to actively try to think like Sherlock to figure out what happened in the scene was just. The cherry on top. Especially after they'd consciously started to switch roles in this i just. Damn.
In conclusion uhhhhhhhh gay people real I suppose
#rowan views moriarty#rowan's hyperfixation essays#sherlock holmes#*screams* THIS BOY GOT ME FUCKED UP. FUCKED UP
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Incorrect quotes : Sifan family edition
Fenth: I am in charge of this disaster!
Eiria: I have a name, you know.
Eiria: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Fenth: It's Fenth.
Eiria: What did they do this time?
Fenth: No, it's me, Eiria. It's actually me.
Eiria: What did you do this time?
The Librarian: You disgust me.
Elder Cadia : *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
The Librarian: Elder Cadia , we tried things your way.
Elder Cadia : No, we didn't.
The Librarian: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Elder Cadia : Damn, the power went out.
The Librarian: Don’t worry, I got this.
The Librarian: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Elder Cadia : What-?
The Librarian: I swallowed a glow stick!
Elder Cadia , on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
The Librarian: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Elder Cadia : How so?
The Librarian: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
The Librarian: Elder Cadia likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
The Librarian: I’m quick at math.
Elder Cadia : Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
The Librarian: 24.
Elder Cadia : That wasn’t even close.
The Librarian: But it was quick.
Elder Cadia : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
The Librarian: Mine just says "The Librarian no."
Elder Cadia : I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
The Librarian: Can you keep a secret?
Elder Cadia : Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
Eiria: I could kill you if I wanted.
Onica: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
Onica: What? I'm not aggressive!
Eiria: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Onica: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
Kidnapper: We have your child
Eiria: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Eiria: Oh god, you have my sister..
Eiria: You remind me of the ocean.
Onica: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Eiria: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
Elder Cadia: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Fenth: Which one? I can't do both.
Fenth: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Elder Cadia : Those are wanted posters!
Fenth: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Elder Cadia , sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.
Fenth: You want some leftovers?
Dot: What are those?
Fenth: You've never had leftovers before?
Dot: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.
Dot: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Fenth: What did you do?!
Dot: NOBODY DIED!
Fenth: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Dot: I can never give Fenth shit because I’m jealous of them. They look at their life and say, “Sweet! This is perfect!”
Dot: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”
Dot: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Fenth: , what did you think a tiger shark was?
Eiria: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Fenth: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Eiria: Yes.
Fenth: I'd sleep.
Eiria: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Fenth: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Eiria: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Fenth: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Eiria: But you’re always acting stupid?
Fenth: ...
Fenth: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
The Librarian: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Elder Cadia : Marry me.
The Librarian: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Elder Cadia : Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Elder Cadia : Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.
The Librarian: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Elder Cadia : Fuck you.
The Librarian: No u.
Elder Cadia : I'm down.
The Librarian: You're like 2, what the fuck-
Elder Cadia : I AM NOT 2!
The Librarian: Is something burning?
Elder Cadia , leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
The Librarian: Elder Cadia , the toaster is literally on fire.
The Librarian: Are you sure Elder Cadia 's even gay? They barely even looked at me.
Elder Cadia : This date is boring!
The Librarian: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Elder Cadia : Then why did you invite me?
The Librarian: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you The Librarian I'll do whatever I want!
Elder Cadia : Go fuck yourself.
The Librarian, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Elder Cadia : Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
The Librarian: Aww-
Elder Cadia : With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
The Librarian: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Elder Cadia : Bro, relax it was just a dream.
The Librarian: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Elder Cadia : You wouldn’t?
The Librarian: I mean, unless you want to-
Elder Cadia : Are you ready to commit?
The Librarian: Like, a crime or a relationship?
The Librarian: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Elder Cadia : ...Have you never taken a shower before?
The Librarian: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Elder Cadia : I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
The Librarian: But you’re always acting stupid?
Elder Cadia : ...
Elder Cadia : Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
The Librarian: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Elder Cadia : I wrote you a poem.
The Librarian, already crying: You did?
The Librarian: Are we fighting or flirting?
Elder Cadia : I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
The Librarian: Your point?
Elder Cadia : Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
The Librarian: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Elder Cadia : No, like, U R A Q T.
The Librarian: Awwww!
The Librarian: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Elder Cadia : Aren't you forgetting something?
The Librarian: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Elder Cadia 's forehead before running out.*
Elder Cadia : No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
The Librarian: Relationships should be 50/50. Elder Cadia cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Elder Cadia : I like your new pants!
The Librarian: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Elder Cadia : I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
The Librarian: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Elder Cadia : Thats’s… not what I meant.
The Librarian: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Elder Cadia .
Elder Cadia : Know why I called you in here?
The Librarian: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Elder Cadia : *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
Elder Cadia : I’m in love with you.
The Librarian: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Elder Cadia : I know.
The Librarian: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
The Librarian: We have a problem.
Elder Cadia : No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Elder Cadia : Did it hurt when you fell-
The Librarian: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Elder Cadia : No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
The Librarian: ...
Elder Cadia : You just laid there for 15 minutes.
The Librarian: *angrily presses Elder Cadia against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Elder Cadia : ...
Elder Cadia : Are we about to kiss-
Elder Cadia : Look, last night was a mistake.
The Librarian: A sexy mistake.
Elder Cadia : No, just a regular mistake.
Elder Cadia : I love you.
The Librarian, not paying attention: What was that?
Elder Cadia : I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Elder Cadia : I love you.
The Librarian, not paying attention: What was that?
Elder Cadia : I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
The Librarian: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Elder Cadia : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
The Librarian: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Elder Cadia : Is it working?
Elder Cadia : Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
The Librarian: Okay.
Elder Cadia : And make out during the scary parts.
The Librarian: Th-
The Librarian: The scary parts.
The Librarian: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
The Librarian: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Elder Cadia : Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
The Librarian: Yes.
Elder Cadia : I'd sleep.
*The Librarian and Elder Cadia are in Paris.*
The Librarian: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Elder Cadia : But...
The Librarian: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Elder Cadia : This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
The Librarian: Yeah.
Elder Cadia : But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
The Librarian: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Elder Cadia : Okay, alright.
The Librarian: Wow, Elder Cadia , you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Elder Cadia : We literally slept together yesterday.
The Librarian: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Elder Cadia : Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
The Librarian: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
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BTS GROUPCHAT #1
Namjoon added Taehyung, Jungkook, Jimin, Seokjin, Hoseok, and Yoongi to the group.
Namjoon: yall fuckers better listen up before any of you say something stupid ab this gc
Jimin: yay! a new group chat!
Jungkook: what
Taehyung: wtf is this
Hoseok: its literally 3am.... hyung what
Seokjin: wait why arent you guys asleep
Jungkook: hyung why arent YOU asleep
Hoseok: lol
Seokjin: ... fair point
Yoongi: i was about to go to sleep why am i here what gc is this
Jungkook: we literally live together. we dont need a group chat
Namjoon: im too lazy to go to ur rooms so i made a gc instead
Jimin: wow why didnt we think of that earlier
Hoseok: man has an iq of 148 jimin thats whats up
Jimin: right
Taehyung: oh by the way has anyone seen my airpods? i’ve been trying to find it for DAYS
Yoongi: lol i need to read it twice to make sure if namjoon sent that or not
Jungkook: hyung why do u keep on losing your airpods? stop acting like you’re rich smh
Taehyung: but i am???
Hoseok: says the one who stole bang pd’s credit card just to buy gucci’s latest ERASER release bc yours got over the limit lmao
Taehyung: can you shut up
Hoseok: thats hyung for you
Namjoon: can yall shut up i gathered yall here for a reason. plus this is not a lost or found gc tae
Taehyung: i was just trying to find my airpods:(
Jungkook: then buy a new one stop acting like you’re broke
Yoongi: okay cut the crap yall. namjoon what are you trying to say at this hour. its literally 3am
Seokjin: fr i was about to have my beauty sleep 🙄
Namjoon: right. so who tf put a half eated bacon in my GUCCI shoe?
Jimin: ....
Hoseok: seriously
Jungkook: all this.. for that??
Namjoon: this is a serious matter. those shoes means SO much to me
Yoongi: wow joon this is so important that it needs to be discussed at this hour
Yoongi is now offline.
Taehyung: wtf?? THE gucci shoe? the one we bought together last week???
Namjoon: yeah
Hoseok: no but like why would someone eat a bacon without finishing it😭😭😭 psycho mf
Jimin: it’s obviously not me i love bacon especially if jin hyung cooks it
Seokjin: huh i guess you’re not a bitch after all jimin
Jimin: wym everyone loves me
Namjoon: if no ones telling the truth im gonna tell bang pd nim that yall broke his table last week while i wasnt around
Taehyung: i cant believe yall did that. if the truth comes out these hands WILLNT hesitate to throw all u bitches to the ground😤😤
Jimin: tae:(
Hoseok: but honestly, realistically speaking— we all know tae is the only one who hates bacon........
Seokjin: wait that makes sense..
Jungkook: oof
Taehyung: okay now hold on- i may be stupid in yalls eyes but i’d NEVER. NEVER in a trillion years, put a fucking BACON inside a GUCCI shoe. im saying this as the leader of gucci fandom😤
Namjoon: i-
Jimin: he snapped👀
Seokjin: wait but fr tho can y'all actually learn to clean up after eating? yesterday i saw 3 skewers on the shoe rack
Hoseok: yoongi could've done it since lamb skewers are his fav
JImin: yeah i think so too
Namjoon: ok then let's just talk abt this tommorow since it's 3am i dont even know why y'all weirdos are still up
Seokjin: BUT YOU STARTED THE CONVO???
Hoseok: stfu namjoon
Namjoon: i breathed
Jungkook: well stop breathing
Jimin: ur old go to sleep
Seokjin: LMAO
Namjoon: wow the things i do for this group
Namjoon is now offline.
Jimin: i think imma go to sleep 2 bye gays
Seokjin: me3 gn yall
Jimin and Seokjin are now offline.
....
Taehyung: didn’t even realize it was gucci................. dammit tae
Hoseok: caught in 4k bitch
Taehyung: WTF WHY ARE U STILL UP??
Hoseok: because i can? and there’s no running away tae i caught ur ass
Taehyung: is that so? i know you put the skewers on the shoe rack👀👀👀
Hoseok: um no?? i literally have no idea what ur talking about
Taehyung: oh cut the bullshit hyung i saw u doing it bc u were too lazy to go throw it in the trash can I SAW IT FROM THE SOFA DONT LIE TO ME
Hoseok: ... ugh fine just shut up and don't tell anyone especially jin hyung he’s literally gonna chop my lungs out
Taehyung: bitch don't tell the others abt me 2
Hoseok: stop acting like u dont know me im not and will never be a snitch in this household😌✋🏽
Taehyung: yea whatevs im going to sleep
Hoseok and Taehyung are now offline.
meanwhile...
Jungkook: ... dumb hoes
Jungkook is now offline.
#bts#btsgc#btsroomchat#btsgroupchat#kimseokjin#minyoongi#junghoseok#kimnamjoon#parkjimin#kimtaehyung#jeonjungkook#bangtangc#bangtangroupchat#groupchat
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ellie livewatches the perfection
right so, im finally watching this movie after it was mentioned in the discord
as a foreword, this movie has nudity, violence, self harm, and a vomit scene in it, so be warned
as we’re starting, i can see that this lady has some serious trauma
also i love the intense stares between her and lizzie
yay, love the lack of warning of s*lf h*rm....great anyways
netflix needs to get better trigger warnings lol
she looks so uncomfortable
these men look kinda suspicious (not sus, i mean like....they look creepy)
side note, she’s so pretty
also these kids are mega talented. i’ve always wanted to learn to play an instrument, but have never gotten to it.
ooh shit drama
ah so she’s a voyeur
my god she’s got such an observant eye....she must people watch as a hobby
not this lady pulling a corky and grabbing this man’s print
yall nasty
OKAYYYY
“you wish that was you, huh? dont you bust yet, sheeit. ay, get your mind out the gutter, she just trying to eat her sausage man.”
to quote a tiktok
hmmmm, just a smidge worried for her now
ma’am that sounds terrifying. she needs to like....get out of their. some things are nice, but sometimes fun things can be suffocating.
mm water
OH MY GOD IS HE POISONED
oh dear lord
uhhhhhhhhhhhh...fuck
omg pls
besties im getting mildly panicked at how like.....weird everything seems. like i know in horror movies it’s supposed to be perfect at first, but this shit is like...even worse.
theyd be cute together if i didnt know that something is about to go horribly wrong
wow i am so very gay
small buses and weird towns could possibly be sundown towns, so watch out
ah so no live saving technology, like phones to CALL SOMEONE IF YOU’RE IN DANGER
WAIT WHAT
i feel like this is also foreshadowing, with her head hurting and all that
*is nervous*
side note: i have shitty emetaphobia. one of my worst fears is being somewhere fun, then my body decides to be mean, and i feel sick. so, this is basically a nightmare for me hehe *sweats*
oh dear lord
hhhhhhhhhhhh
im gonna fucking cry
i wont even be able to sleep right
fuck me sideways, im anxious for this scene
literally just fucking leave me in the bathroom with a bag of ice, i’ll be fine
why the fuck is she guzzling water
never drink a lot of water while nauseous, it makes it worse. (at once that is, not like little sips)
dont gulp it like she just did
THATS WAY TOO MANY
maybe i should just skip it
she could put her head out of the window, for sick reasons, and cold air reasons
cute kid :)
this is me when im ill
its pure panic attack
*disassociates during this scene*
thats a parasite
also, one thing that intrigues me is the symptoms of parasites, actually. i know the classic ones, but i guess they have to be prolonged in order to be of concern, mostly.
is that bleach or gasoline
yeah this is me internally when im sick, and i hate that.
and i hate being annoying, i really do, but i quite EWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
EWWWW FUCK OH MY GOD
*gags*
okay thats fucking disgusting
i mean she is sick, so
oh god, she’s also hallucinating.
UMMMMMMM NOOOOOOOO
yeah, it’s a parasite for sure.
also major dehydration, which explains the hallucinations.
im not sleeping :)
yeah this is all of my fears incarnate
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tfw you finally realize what kind of relationship youve been subconsciously longing for and that your bisexual aromantic ass has been projecting your subconscious desire to be in a queerplatonic relationship onto your brotps/otps for fucking years
#i knew i was projecting but i didnt know what i was projecting#but i now know the term#god i was always confused about what i wanted in a relationship or if i even wanted one#like i really dont want to date but i want to have a special someone to have a really deep bond with#thats not romantic#like as a bi i wanted someone but as an aro i didnt it was confusing#but like theres a name for it wow#tbh ive heard of this term last year but it only registered now that this is what ive always wanted holy fuck#i just really really want a best friend who i can just click with and get a lil gay with godd#regardless of gender#hi im jem and im really gay for friends jsdfksjkdfjsdh#god this is really personal#huh no wonder i want to be able to platonically marry so much#this revelation is lowkey embarassing to talk about fsdjjdfsjfhh lmao#now if only i can get my gender issues straight then im set identity wise#or at least mostly#jem's miscellany
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damn allowed myself to want things for a day and all i want is a van to live in, knowledge, freedom, weight loss, and a bass guitar.
im. happy with that i think. im proud of me, no jokes. im proud of being able to want things and care about them and vibrate towards them with longing. im... pleased with that. its fulfilling in a way Not Wanting For Anything isnt, because thats... kinda hollow. empty. in a vacant, lonely, yearning and grieving and SAD way. maybe because i Couldnt Want then. i Couldnt Desire or it would be used against me or taken away. that sucks. that sucked.
and now. im free to want again. and comparatively???? i think im very much never going to aim for buddhism or that weird Not Desiring Not Attached Nirvana mindset. like good for u but been there out of trauma and its not fun theres no reason to truly Live. u just float endlessly and experience and it aches so badly!!!! it hurts to want to want and not be able to. and i guess that is different from not wanting at all but... its not different enough for me to justify ever going back to that. or going forward to that. i just got this back and screw enlightenment if it means i have to give up on my passions i dont think life is worth living without it.
and anybody who looks down on that from a spiritual tower has yet to examine their own pride and how empty they feel without it.
anybody who looks down and smiles and wishes me luck on my journey? good for them. im glad theyre living their best life, on their journey as they see fit.
and i feel the need to protect myself because ive been hurt by the pride- the arrogance of others before. a lot of my hurts and traumas stem from my mother being too prideful to recognize that she can be wrong and someone under her power could be correct over her. and it was an uncomfortable truth. so she denied it was one at all and hurt me. i know the reason could be elaborated on. she didnt want to confront her own internal logic. or trauma. or even doublethink. that doesnt excuse her hurting a child for the sake of her sense of pride, of comfort, of self-worth. a child under her power, that she claimed to be parent of. teacher of.
not owing anyone anything is not the same as not hurting anyone. i havent reconciled that yet. oppressors should be held accountable for their mistakes, and give reparations if the harm is physical at LEAST. and i think that applies to politics, yes. privately though? if i beat up a nazi, i dont want to pay for his hospital bills. my personal philosophy struggles between equating people and ideas as a worth measurement, and realizing that that line of thinking is... similar to oppressors. but. its based on something people can change. the question is, do i think "if given the opportunity" is a good enough reason to stop and question a racist that runs their mouth? and do i think pre-emptive violence is okay? if say, a nazi walks into a bar and doesnt say anything but is wearing all the red flags and bells and whistles. i dont think that justifies a beatdown. being asked to leave, sure, but the beatdown doesnt start til the first remark flies.
once the intent is given OR the action is taken, the line is drawn. doesnt matter if they Havent Had The Chance. if theyre starting shit outside of debate spaces like that, and not, say, asking questions, theyre not looking for new perspectives, and it is NOT my job to educate people. its not my job to Show People The Light. a quick fucking google search could tell them why theyre wrong. if they havent put even the most basic energy into questioning their beliefs, thats on them.
it sounds like im trying to absolve myself of blame here. largely because. i think i should go out and help educate people because theyre inherently complacent if theyre, yknow, in a position of power. aka white folk and men and rich folk and cis folk and on and on and on. these people dont live my reality. they dont live the reality of a gay black man in the south, or a genderqueer lesbian in the west, or an indigenous woman whose nation is being targeted, or a muslim woman who cannot wear her headcoverings in the face of danger of death, or an asian immigrant who cant get a job because of COVD age discrimination resurging. we will never live each others realities, but we can become aware of them.
they wont come into awareness without someone asking or telling, and then doing something to change them.
we shouldnt need to go running to people in power for them to be aware of problems in the populace, govt is supposed to help and solve issues like this. like. actively. thats the whole point, make life better for the countrys citizens. and individuals in a position of social power...
are individuals who didnt take on a responsibility to protect and serve or otherwise care for the populace of a nation. i personally think they SHOULD care, but they are not obligated to. i cant make them care about others.
and honestly, on some of them, it would be a waste of time. there are people who want to change or question things and yknow what? they seek out answers. in people or places or online usually. stats and stories.
so like. i dont think someones Potential as a person matters when theres a throwdown about to happen. it really isnt my responsibility to save people from themselves or try to change their sides against their will. if they want to chat about it they can ask questions first.
not throw insults or punches or hatred.
what people have been taught is worth analyzing and trying to correct IN SOCIETY but i cant fix every broken white boy that comes to me. PSAs, fliers, outreach, online videos, debate spaces. those are things i already have access to and can be a part of if i really want to go around changing minds. or yknow. get involved in legislation and be myself around others to change their perceptions of whats socially acceptable or normal. maybe protest, maybe call congressfolk, etc.
but not every comment has to be analyzed or a learning opportunity. im allowed to shut it down, and people can respect that or stop talking to me. this isnt my parents house where i had to justify everything that i said or did when scrutinized, and doubly justify any criticism i had of mother, or any joke i frowned at instead of smiling.
these people dont have that power over me. they arent my mother. they arent my boss, and if they are i can fuck off and get a new job if necessary. they dont have financial control over my living space and food and schooling and physical control of where i can go and with who and for how long. I CONTROL THAT. I do.
Huh. maybe thats why i want a van so bad. i mean... when this lease ends if nobody is gonna end up living with me...
i could just... live in my car and shower at truck stops. get a storage unit for my stuff. save by driving jobs. like 40 to 60 a day. tear out my cars back, insulate it, and install my mattress pad there. water on the floor, cooler next to it, wooden cutting coard, knife, single camping plateware set, and another little shelf for spices. maybe a hot plate i can hook up to the car battery? get a long enough usb and it might be doable. i could go camping and open the trunk to just... vibe.
because yeah, honestly? i dont plan on having a solid apartment for a bit. like a long bit. and i still have like 70000 miles on my car before itll want to go. and by that point, even at like 100 miles a day, thats like 2 years, less if i go cross country in that vehicle. i could save up SO MUCH for a better vehicle, or like. college. live on campus, get some credit, continue working after i figure out want i want to do.
i think thats a solid plan, even if i dont get another apartment and put everything in storage. work as i need to instead of all the time for rent, really only paying for gas, car repairs, car ins, food, and phone data/hotspot internet... that would bring my monthly expenses down to like 500 a month max instead of like 1400. id only need to make some 1000 a month doing contract stuff to save for taxes and stuff. anything extra would be just that: extra for savings and things. holy shit.
depending on how this next month goes for my friends, holy s h i t.
i. i might do this. legitimately.
i. dont think i can yet. i need proof of address to get my license im pretty sure? but hey, thatll be my 21st this year, so. once i have that i wont need a new address for a While. i dont know if ill want one, really.
i could always just ask a friend or family member if i could use theirs for mail that cant go to a PO box.
anyway. yeah. wow.
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