Listen. Listen. LISTEN.
Zombie apocalypse with G/T Headcannons!
(Let me have my fun guys, come on-)
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-Borrowers are already incredibly agile and smart, needing to avoid humans daily, but with zombies it's much easier, since they are slower, and less smart than humans! And they probably wouldn't even notice borrowers, they're only after human brains
-Lots of abandoned food and scraps for taking, plus no need to worry about beans! Mostly
-Get caught by a human? Easy! Just pretend to be a zombie! A foolproof plan that definitely won't make you get thrown across the room like a tennis ball!
-Borrower who already lives with humans teaching them how to scavenge and save food
-Group of borrowers fighting off zombies who enter their territory
-Borrowers who leave traps for humans and zombies to get caught in
-Borrower who borrows from a secret underground resistance against the zombies and gets caught trying to trick zombies to come into the humans base so that they can have all the supplies for themselves
-Borrower who gets caught by a human who was pretending to be a zombie to prank their friends the borrower thought it wouldn't care about them since it's a zombie
-Avian borrower who taunts the zombies so that they don't chase the humans and then they get caught because they got hurt and now the humans are freaking out oh no
-Borrower who thought they got caught by a human and is now best friends with a zombie
-giant zombies that are sixty feet high but ignore humans because their brains are too small
-tiny zombies that sneak into your house and bite you while you sleep like mosquitoes
. . .
Aaannddd that's all I have for now!
If anyone takes inspo from this, please tag me, I'd love to see what you guys made!
Speaking of tagging...
@i-am-beckyu for tagging! Idk if anyone else wants to be tagged, tell me if you do, and I'll gladly add you!
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Attention Stardew Valley Fans! Do you wanna read x reader fics with men you can't marry in the base game? Specifically Kent, Marlon, Rasmo, and Willy? No? Well that's too damn bad! I'm gonna post those shits anyways!
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Okay, that thought just randomly hit me
When 2012 Donnie wants to show his brothers a new invention they didn't ask him to, they roll their eyes and let half the information pass their ears.
While Rise Donnie says "I made the thing" and his brothers start trying to guess which one because they remember his unfinished ideas and projects. They actually remember and hold in their heads the things he constructs
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An essay on Harry James Potter's Abuse Symptoms:
The thing is, Harry has like 0% concept of danger. None. Nope. Zero. Nada. He doesn't have a healthy concept of danger AT ALL. And he shows this pretty much literally at the start of the book.
My friend actually pointed this out to me, but the fact that Harry saw a large man who literally broke the door and was like "I'm safe, this man is a friend" is pretty bad. Not to mention Hagrid is a stranger and literally broke into the house.
Another sign is how comfortable he is in going through the forbidden forest. Like that place is dangerous and full of magical creatures that have nearly killed Harry and yet he still walks calmly through it. Repeatedly.
Another sign is that Harry heard Lupin's story where he recounts Sirius literally trying to murder Snape and thought "Yep. This is the man that I want to be my guardian." Not to mention that Sirius attacked the Fat Lady...just because he was looking for Peter doesn't make that okay. Oh, and let's not forget that he (and Lupin) were going to murder Peter in front of thirteen year olds.
And Harry's obsession with going to Hogsmeade is like it's own post. But he's just going though secret passageways that no one knows about in an invisibility cloak with no one but his friends knowing where he is...that's a disaster in the making.
Almost no one knows he's there, so if he gets hurt there's no guarantee he'll get help (and it's likely that if Harry is overpowered so are Hermione and Ron) He's wearing his invisibility cloak, so no one can see him. Therefore it's unlikely anyone will see him if he's kidnapped. And if he's petrified or something under that cloak the only way he's gonna be found is if someone steps on him. And that cloak can cover his dead body. And the passageways are secret, and Sirius (whom they didn't know was innocent) knew about them-if Harry got abducted there no one would've known. Not to mention the fact that Sirius was going around...it's just so much risk (that even Hermione pointed out) that either Harry is being reckless or stupid or simply doesn't know the danger at all.
And not to mention Harry is not afraid of Sirius. There's a whole page where Harry wonders why he's not afraid. Dumbledore (does he not remember second year?). Dementors. And-I kid you not-he's defeated Voldemort thrice, he can take care of himself.
The fact that Harry still feels confident in Dumbledore's protecting the school despite Dumbledore proving multiple times that he has no regard for safety.
The fact that Harry still feels confident in Dumbledore keeping Hogwarts safe despite there being actual evidence that Dumbledore is not actually that great at keeping Hogwarts safe (first year quirrel, second year the basilisk, third year the dementors and sirius black, fourth year barty crouch and clear signs that someone's tampering with the competition to make sure Harry legaly dies, fifth year Umbridge, Sixth year the death eaters...)
No. Concept. Of. Danger. At. All.
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