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t0t411y-n0t-hum4n · 2 days
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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
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if these get infected its actually over for me (i forgot to wash the thingies)
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Shrek (2001)
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First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.
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t0t411y-n0t-hum4n · 2 days
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
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via zayydante
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It is called "Gay School Bus" as the company was called Gay Toys, Inc. (As in the surname.)
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a shirt I made
(alt text/a black shirt with bleach art on it. the art is of a skeleton snake, surrounded by the words "Punk Is Undead"/end alt text)
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the body is officially done. i think i might be able to just use a single skein on this but i dont know...
if i can that would be so cool cuz i just got this one from the dollar store loll
yeah i started a new crochet project. have i ever finished a project in my 2 years of doing this shit? nah of course not. (I have only ever started 4 projects but shhhh)
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yeah i started a new crochet project. have i ever finished a project in my 2 years of doing this shit? nah of course not. (I have only ever started 4 projects but shhhh)
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someone: hey how are you
me: moderate to severe
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t0t411y-n0t-hum4n · 3 days
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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