When you're a traumatized dead man but all your teammates see you as is a loser emo edgelord 😔

Few months later:

The mug reference for those who don't know

The existence of this mug is haunting me since middle school

THERE WAS A HOLE.

what is it about being referred to by your name when you don't necessarily need to use it that's so incredibly intimate and disorienting. names are literally for being referred to and yet

"Keep my boyfriend out of your f***ing boat”

I'm pretty sure this mofo Finnegron (I'm not bothering remembering his name) is the one who kidnaps and beats Callum up so I hope Rayla whips his ass.

What if- WHAT IF. He asks her to fight in the arena again giving Callum in exchange for winning. She didn't win in the short story because she got discracted cuz Callum but maybe she will win now because he wants to save him! her weakness being her strenght now!

I doubt it will happen but It sounds angsty enough and I like it

Either way she gonna be insane trying to save him.

Edit: it ended up being the other way but I'm happy.

i love the awakening trio in nohr and how they all got character development in three entirely different directions like laslows in every support trauma dumping, being a walking awakening reference, constantly spouting shit like “is my life even real. do my friends even miss me. would my mom still love me if i were a worm” while selena is in the next room over challenging anybody and everybody to fight her like this girl trying to start something with a serial killer, a fucking werewolf, a WHOLE ASS PRINCE like she grabbed her mommy issues by the neck and decided this was the best opportunity to finally take out her rage. and then u got odin, slutting it the FUCK up, absolutely slaying, slowly blurring the line between owain and his dnd persona like i think i can count on my hand how many times he broke character, its so ingrained in him he genetically passes it down to his daughter. my mans has MASTERED his coping mechanism (and also somehow seems the most emotionally stable of the three? is that just me) like he saw a chance for a new start and immediately turned to page 347 of the manual of justice, picked his favorite oc, and said “me now” and put on the most whoreish outfit anankos had

i stg they went from

to

this is the only way i can possibly describe it

bonus:

do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?

my guy lime really went through 3 years of back breaking training, missions, working with people he hated in a job he didnt even want, just to get the piece of ass he wanted when he was 16. legend.

saw role swap au call that that jillsaw

idrk what happens but. Amanda is locked in the bathroom with dr gordons wife. Adam escapes the reverse bear trap and becomes an apprentice. Peter Strahm is the secret apprentice in 4, Perez is the one being tested, Rigg gets his face blown up by Billy, Hoffman gets water cubed, etc. Kerry gets tested with the nerve gas house and Eric dies in the angel trap. Is this anything. Has this been done before.

I think that if Terminus and Optimus ever met, they would cause each other an aneurysm.

I want them to meet, obviously.

the sole and devastating problem with monkey man is that it will literally never be able to push past the people who think the concept of the film disrespects hanuman ji to be exposed in an environment where people see it for more than its name.

"use commas" this "learn how to spell" that. you fools. the very core of linguistics is the change that you so despise on account of lacking any sort of knowledge or foresight. you imbeciles. we the linguists laugh at your little commas and dots that you throw around in your playpen. you think it matters? you think any of this matters? the only thing you should even slightly care about is if you can understand or interpret the core of the message. you hold up the punctuation system as you do the values of the past, thinking it sacred, much like a false idol. you will never be free if you dont stop policing the victimless crimes we've made up. you will never ascend.

Life is a runway when you do it my way, take all the good inside make it beautiful. Fashion is a way to start, showin' what's in your heart, call it superficial, I call it irrefutable. (I just wanted to put my boy in some different outfits-)

NSFW

BRAIN ROTTING OVER…

bf!takuya who loves the chill that runs down his spine when you loop your finger in the space between his neck and his choker. you use it to your advantage whenever he’s not following directions properly, your mischievous eyes boring into his as you drag his lips back to yours. your hips rock down onto his with urge, breaths mingling as you chased your own orgasm. the feeling of leather pressing into his nape as your tongue explored his mouth only made his dick harder, thrusts forcing their way deeper into your hole. you could feel the base of his cock grinding against your clit, your lower belly growing tight as your orgasm approached quickly. your body reached out for his as you shuddered through it, eyes shutting in bliss as his lips drew heart shaped kissed into your skin <3

time to claim reparations for the damage neil josten had on my mental state. i hope you DO NOT have a happy birthday.