Promises are the sweetest lies.
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Learning to do a chargeback ultraricoshot is a divine punishment actually. Whatever the fuck this means
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Duane Eddy And His Orchestra
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poor will no one care him slay little girl is the (goes to chinese restaurant) (remembers i'm gay) post of this modern time
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the ppl In the replies of that post I reblogged are so god damn stupid it’s unreal
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happy America Day Americans. god bless Weber Spirit e-315 3-burner liquid propane gas grill in black
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*something bad happens*
Fuck! im gonna kill myself.
*something good happens*
Fuck! im gonna kill myself.
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Dude.
Some guy at my wife's work, who is management, walked away from a kid who was drawing swastikas on the palms of his gloves. He got mad, but didn't say a word then proceeded to run away, making my wife, the wife of a Jewish man, punish him (she escorted him out of the building).
The kicker, though, ladies and gentlemen, is that this manager's grandfather was a proud nazi and he is trying to erase that, and also claims to be a "Jewish ally." My problem with this is that he got all upset, but has never ever spoken to a Jew and did not speak to the kid... He literally just says it to make himself look better to the other goyium. I just find it gross. Don't be like that if it's all about you. (Oyskrenkn zol zi hobn, nit kayn kinder. narish idyat...)
In my country, in my province, if you are in management and you see the action, you must do disciplinary action. He literally got red in the face and walked away...
This kid could have legally gotten away with it if he said they gloves weren't his. He had thrown the gloves on the ground by the time she got to him.
So. I am going to have a talk with this shtik fun drek manager and ask him some things. He's probably never even interacted with a Jew. Well... he's about to. And I'm really not the Jew you mess with... I will not be afraid to teach him his place.
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You’re not a lesbian you’re straight and anyone who claims she’s a lesbian with you is bisexual at most
What a strange thing to say to someone
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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