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skankhunt44 · 2 months

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Do you think Amazon will deliver?

Property is expected to change postcode in the next couple of days.

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skankhunt44 · 2 months

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#*snorts*#being young and driving #because you wrap around a tree before you hit my age #but like #live fast die young leave a pretty corpse #funny meme #funny #dank #dank humor #dank meme #dark humor #dark #fucking funny shit #shit post

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skankhunt44 · 2 months

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VPNs and NEW EMAILS

#nothing #im.not saying shit wtf u talkin bout #shit post #how to avoid a ban and they cant do shit

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skankhunt44 · 2 months

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MATTHEW Y U BLOCK MEEEE???

You seem to not like lawyers too much, I'm not offended enough to call the FBI.

#photomatthew u blocked me #💩#how can you permaban someone btw?#you cant #sorry sweetie #i love that you blocked me tho #im rolling waiting for the BBB to do some sleuthing around 'ere #or was it the chess joke?#its funny you big infant #cant you take a joke?!

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skankhunt44 · 2 months

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So if I get super rich, do I get to have the FBI on my speedial?

Or is one throwing around a meaningless threat because there is nothing legally that can be done for them... because the threats they receive are actually not defined as threats...

I wanna know cause like it's a common phrase today.

#calling the FBI #can i call the FBI #yeah federal butthurt investigation is who you can call #my 🍆 is bigger than yours thats why i have a happy wife #shit post #just a fucking shitty shit post #funny #lol #humor #jokes #recent tumblr happs n moosk

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skankhunt44 · 2 months

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#mc hammer #cant touch this #song #not mine #funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #funny meme #dank #music #good music #late 80s?#Spotify

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skankhunt44 · 2 months

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K @kurotaurus17 that does not help ME SEE THE FOOTAGE

Thanks for getting me all excited about seeing you say "there is footage", *click* "on their CCTV". EVERYTHING HAS CLOSED CIRCUT TV GAAAHH

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Why must you go hurt people, dash their hopes and dreams.

Rudeness

If anyone finds this footage, you win the internet for the year.

#funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #funny meme #dank #i said i want to see the video #not the damn crew who had to stop it #i had my hopes up #you hurt me brah #you hurt me deep

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skankhunt44 · 2 months

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So like there is so much wrong with this... and I'm laughing

1. Why isn't this site accredited to the Better Business Bureau... weird for a well-known website that accepts funds.

2. An F rating, niiice

3. I'm going to input tumblr myself. (All within legal guidelines, of course)

4. Your terms and conditions kinda don't save you from defamation, being sued, or you know even jail. They are terms and conditions to use your service. Not laws. So remember that kiddos.

It's funny to watch someone lose their fucking ego so badly they can't "be on sabbatical" as they post "I'm supposed to be on sabbatical" continues to run its mouth (I'm talking about the site in general deary, you're not special)

Get the fuck offline and go deal with your PR. You really really should.

And chess... really... that's how one goes around swinging their cock? No one gives a fuck or is impressed by chess. Sorry, we only thought it was cool when Gates and them did it, as teens... not as a midlife crisis...

Intelligence ≠ Intellect

You are the ideal dude I hated in high school, the dweeb that whined cause he got beat up, but didn't tell anyone how much he ran his mouth and even invited the first punch.

Now, nothing here violates its terms and conditions, and I also did not break the law.

I am receiving threats! So shouldn't you like... call someone instead of posting about it? - you do realize a threat of death is outright and straightforward. There is no "reading between the lines" when it comes to death threats. They must be worded with intent. That's the law.

I forsee an audit in the future... allegedly...

Don't they have a machine that can play chess? An atomiton with no brain or intelligence itself. Just asking my audience.

Tumblr is a dumpster fire 🔥

Why does everyone threaten to call the FBI? You aren't important enough for them to care? It's such a dumb threat lol cause it won't ever happen unless it was a matter of national security... these peeps are sensitive little buggers...

#funny #humor #lol #jokes #dark humor #dank humor #your legal team...#you are giving your PR person heart palpations #matty matt matt #when u gun do damage control?#when you swing your dick.about chess #no one cares about chess #you cant call the FBI on someone because your bum bum hurts #you are not important enough for them to waste their time #they dont care about you ijit #they do federal things and national security last time i checked #damn like im not even from your country and i know better than you

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skankhunt44 · 3 months

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Who is this for ???

A cookie to everyone who knows the reference before you look down.

#funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #funny meme #dank #found meme #necrophilism #that or Frankenstein #frankenstein #Frankenstein 1910 #horror gif #shit post

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skankhunt44 · 3 months

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#funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #dank meme #jokes #dank memes #funny meme #dank #potatoes #potato meme

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skankhunt44 · 4 months

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Well... aren't you just a demanding program yet informal.

Ne le fera pas l'avast maintenant. Tabarnak tu...

Isn't it such a beautiful language?

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skankhunt44 · 4 months

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WELL. CUM

JON

GORGE

POORL

WRINGO

#funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #funny meme #dank

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skankhunt44 · 4 months

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*wiggles eyesbrows*

If the opportunity to use the "I hate to see you go but love to watch you leave" line ever presents itself, YOU TAKE IT.

#funny #memes #lol #humor #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #shit post #reblog #i couldnt resist myself #funny meme #dank #do it #just do it #dad joke-esque #dad jokes #hate to watch you go but love to watch you walk away #is this from dazed and confused?

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skankhunt44 · 4 months

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#funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #funny meme #dank #funny gif #true shit #im married #doesnt mean we all dont die alone #i know im just a ray of sunshine in this sewer of a world #does anyone love me yet #i actually found this episode funny af #new girl gifs #tw dank

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skankhunt44 · 4 months

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***If you see the woman below, please warn her Terminator is coming for her, and that he will be back***

This is the most accurate answer in modern history and probably until doomsday.

Someone find Sara Connor pls, she may need saving.

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skankhunt44 · 4 months

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BTW kids, in every episode where butter dresses as a girl, he hates it and doesn't want to, and only does because the other boys bully him.

But like, you know the show and like have like seen like every like episode...

I need to say my piece on whatever the hell is going on on Twitter that they're fighting over who's the most abusive south park parents (which in itself is weird as hell btw) and leaving out the stotches from the discussion entirely

#butters very own episode #BUTTERS IS A BOY MMMKAY #butters is a boy #butters is a boy its not up for debate #he is a boy #OP just go away and stay away pls.#cartman has also dressed as a female #youd think someone with a title such as yours would respect someones gender identity

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skankhunt44 · 4 months

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This really happens?!!?

#funny #memes #lol #humor #meme #jokes #dank meme #dank memes #funny meme #dank

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