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Adult historical fiction novel set in late seventeenth-century France, inspired by the Affair of Poisons
Marie Catherine is unhappily married to a wealthy man and carrying on a secret affair with the charismatic and scandalizing Victoire until the fragile balance of her life is destroyed when her husband spies Victoire paying a visit in men's clothing and becomes aware of the affair
When Marie Catherine's husband is murdered, she becomes a suspect in his death amidst the growing hysteria around fortune teller and rogue priests dealing in unnatural magic
Sensuous, suspenseful, and atmospherically historical
Lesbian main character; probably butch and/or nonbinary lesbian POV character/love interest
#this took me a bit to get through because there's more POVs than i was expecting and therefore more to keep track of#but i liked bell's writing a lot and it drew on some interesting history i didn't know that much about#would make a 10/10 movie honestly#books#celia bell#the disenchantment#lulu speaks#lulu reads#lulu reads the disenchantment#2023 reads#woo lesbians and murder
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you guys would love my original oc stories i think
#i have a story about a star who gained a human form to guide people to a soulmate of theirs so they wont be lonely.#i have a story abt a snail who got tmnt mutated to mostly human and is being gingerly taught abt the horrors and wonders of living.#i have a story about a family of murderers and a lesbian little news reporter whos madly in love with the daughter of the family.#i have a story about a highschool for anime/cartoon protags whos main character is a genereic anime mc except she has a hand for a head.#i have a story about heaven hell and bug limbo whos main characters are a lesbian demon and angel couple who are trying to fight back-#-against the divide between the three planes and overthrow a tyranical god.#i have a story abt a shy little fairy lesbian who is trying really hard to woo her neighbor with the help of her friend#i have a story abt a bunny guy who helped protect a weird fucked up dogboy once and now that guy follows him around with homoerotic devotion#my mind is full of wonderful stories [<- has no intention of sharing any of them publically any time soon]#dialogue
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Lmao whoops, we got another A Moth In Hisui kind of au on our hands!
This time its throwing Hornet into Elden Ring and making Ellunar ‘I am not a mother and have no experience raising anything’ babysit her. What could possibly go wrong?
(genuinely, those dogs have jumpscared me too many times to count)
#hollow knight#elden ring#doodles#hk hornet#ellunar#tarnished#hk gijinka#hollow knight gijinka#i dunno what to call this one#but i am snickering imagining the elden ring journey and just hornet tagging along with until ranni eventually sends her home in her ending#just a murder lesbian and the tiny accompanying murder lesbian#it’s pride month so yknow what. their month now#can’t believe hornets gonna somehow watch this disaster lesbian woo a witch princess
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She regrets giving this man a smartphone XD
Her creaturing now having the opportunity to be documented has hilariously exacerbated Bob's succumbing to the cat person derangement syndrome, because his girlfriend was just that small and mean and scrunkly.
Like sure, the smartphone game apps and his habit of taking funny cat pictures of her doing her creature things around the house and showing off/bragging about said pictures of her to basically anyone who will listen has proved to be a pretty sizable distraction from his usual habit of cannibal murdering.
But good god at what cost to her already frail dignity XD
I've been working on a whole silly narrative about Bob and caprica becoming regulars at a lesbian bar.
Like at first, Bob was a bit wary of taking Caprica to a lesbian bar, since he gets jealous easily and what if someone tries to flirt with his girlfriend?
But upon seeing her utter lack of rizz in action, he quickly changed his mind.
Like, Caprica couldn't flirt her way out of a wet paper bag.
So Bob, generally working under the assumption that ladies take a bit of effort to woo, basically went
"Well damn, shes terrible with the ladies. If this were a guy going after a lady, I'd literally have to wingman for them of they had any hope at all of getting any action."
He's not entirely correct in his assessment, as he's considerably underestimating how diverse of standards women can have.
But the idea of him being confident that the average lesbian has too high of standards to chase after his terrible girlfriend just seemed too funny an opportunity to pass up.
Like I can imagine it leading to Caprica getting absolutely roasted at some point XD
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Alright. Now that I know the questions, and forgive me if these have been asked before, 16, 19 (for Miu), and of course, our good pal, 17
whee hee hee!!!
16. Do you have any ideas for a Danganronpa murder? Share!
the series is lacking a good murder-suicide or Lover's Suicide. (i mean as an individual case/trial. you could argue that all of DR1 is a murder-suicide or Lover's Suicide)
beyond that, a high-temperature complete burning-to-death that results in ashes and little Evidence, or withholding important Medication that keeps a character alive, would both be Interesting
17. List five headcanons for your favorite characters!
special edition!! wee woo wee woo! for this one i will list 5 SFW ship headcanons, but if you're not into these Ships (or Shipping in general), i have 5 regular headcanons here too. double the value!
skip these if you don't like Ship dynamics:
KAEDE x. MIU: Kaede insists on being the little spoon, which flusters Miu for all eternity
FUYUHIKO x PEKO: they never have kids, but they do have a hundred thousand fluffy Creaturas of various sorts. dogs and cats and rabbits and chinchillas and maybe even a herd of Alpacas roaming their great Yakuza estate. "no one's gonna fuckin' take us seriously," Fuyuhiko always says, but he's smiling because his wife is
SAKURA x HINA: after scientific evidence shows that naps have a positive effect on the human body and its growth (see DR1's School Mode), Sakura tries to get Hina to take short naps with her daily. like, 20 minutes tops. unfortunately, this rarely Works, because no one taught Hina how to sit still for longer than a half-second, but it does give them cuddle time on a busy day
FUKAWA SYSTEM x KOMARU: neither of the Fukawas ever stop lusting over Byakuya. it's just that Komaru is their wife, the love of their life, their girl, their beloved. their crush on Byakuya ends up being more, uh, purely NSFW in nature. in the end, though, the Fukawa system would rather be with Komaru, because she's Domesticity, she's Love, she's Healing, even if she won't turn them into her own personal livestock or whatever it was Toko wanted in UDG (i black out during those scenes). anyway, Komaru perfectly understands this, and really doesn't feel Threatened by it at all, because it's not like Byakuya is ever going to give the Fukawa system what they want
MAHIRU x HIYOKO: after her growth spurt, Hiyoko gets intense stretch-marks, which knocks her self esteem down a peg. thankfully, Mahiru loves her terrible banana-headed gee eff Just As Much
and now for the regular headcanons:
Nekomaru is generally asexual. he's never felt shame in it, as it allows him to Focus on his athletes better in an increasingly competitive world
in a non-despair AU, Kokichi ends up on the student council every year, inexplicably, as Treasurer. no one notices when he's lifting money from HPA because no one notices when Jin Kirigiri is doing it, either
Ibuki has been the first kiss of many-a girl at HPA
in her own way, Junko felt threatened when Mukuro was pretending to be her, both in DR1 and in Zero. this factored into Junko kebabing her, but also into Junko's obsession with putting her down in Extremely Childish Ways, as well as her insistence that Mukuro was Gross and Nasty and Could Never Be Her!!! at the end of DR1. by the Despair Twins' HPA days, Junko was too far gone to ever deal with it or admit it, but so much of her final despair centered around her identity and her sister. she may not have gone full Killing Game if not for Mukuro
Sakura has dislocated bones, sometimes during a match, and then immediately popped them right back into place without hesitation or pause. this only makes local Lesbians more in love
BONUS: the Warriors of Hope do heal in their own way as they grow, but they always have a hard time patching up the wound named "Big Sis Junko." on a fairly Objective level, she did nothing but good for them and took them out of a Bad Situation when no one else did. so: while the WoH become as content as they can be as adults, they also have an exceedingly difficult journey understanding Junko as a Very Bad Person Actually
19. What kind of fantasy creature would you make Miu?
Miu is most definitely a goblin. gross, loud-mouthed little thing tinkering and tonkering, but extremely Lovable
#danganronpa#miu iruma#sakura ogami#junko enoshima#ibuki mioda#mukuro ikusaba#nekomaru nidai#kokichi oma#aoi asahina#kaede akamatsu#peko pekoyama#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#mahiru koizumi#hiyoko saionji#komaru naegi#toko fukawa
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Round 1: Fight 7
Ramnet/Dask Tyr (Dice Punks Podcast) vs Janai/Amaya (TDP)
Propaganda under the cut!
Ramnet/Dask Tyr:
Spoilers: Dask fell first. He craves knowledge, has pledged himself to shady organizations that may or may not be cults (they were) for access to libraries, wants to know everything and be everything. So when he meets Ramnet, a prophet who is sometimes the literal voice of a god and has mystical and magical ways to know the unknowable, his eyes grow beyond the comprehension of mere mortals and he falls. Total elapsed time approximately 15 minutes Ramnet fell harder. His craving is in physical, human connection. Not necessarily long lasting, many of his dalliances are one night stands and that's fine by him. When he meets Dask, he's partway through his goal of bedding the entire adult male population of the city. As he sets his sights on wooing Dask, his interest in other men fades. When Dask leaves him for minor things like saving the world (by becoming a god), he spends a bit of time in a furious depression about the abandonment. He ends up working for Dask and as he deals with the entire situation, he returns to being free with his physical affections, all while working to find a way to save the world again and remove the power imbalance between him and Dask. In the end, he walks to the moon and murders the concept of divinity by ripping divine shards from his heart. Unfortunately, in the newly un-divine world, Dask does not return with Ramnet and their other found-family members. And Ramnet is left to search the world for his return. Total elapsed time: as long as it takes to get him back.
Janai/Amaya:
First of all, they're an awesome warrior lesbian couple and Janai is a literal queen. Amaya DEFINITELY fell first, and Janai fell HARD. They love each other so much and I NEED them to make it into a tournament
#dice punks podcast#ramnet x dask tyr#dask tyr#ramnet#damnet#janaya#the dragon prince#janai x amaya#tdp#tumblr polls#poll tournament#tournament bracket#tournament poll#polls#tumblr tourney#tumblr tournament#fellfirst fellharder fight#round 1
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22 FIC RECS 2022!
There have been some fantastic fics this year. Out of the hundreds that I've read (yes, hundreds) here are some of my favorites! These are all fics that I've read and loved in 2022, although some of them are quite a few years older. Here's to another year in the wonderful HP fandom! 22 fics ordered by ship!
🌼 - fluff | 💔 - angst | 🔥 - smut
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💫 Drarry 💫
1. help yourself and refuse to be buried by Ingi [Drarry, G, 3k] 💔 🍰 A heartfelt story about food and magical cooking! Master of Death Harry connects with his family and his Indian heritage after the war (and also with Draco ahem).
2. Romp and Circumstance by @wolfpants [Drarry, E, 36k] 🌼 🔥 If you enjoy slag Harry with a heart of gold trying to woo his way into Draco's pants, then this fic is for you. Did I mention it's regency era?
3. facedown on my bed (thinking of you) by @onbeinganangel [fem!Drarry, M, 10k] 🌼 💅 A super sweet college AU fic in which Drarry end up being unlikely roommates. They still remain in character while being genderswapped!
4. Good Boy by @lqtraintracks [Drarry, E, 15k] 🔥 🐺 HOT WEREWOLF SMUT!!! Everything you could possibly want with a fic like this. Size kink, breeding kink, scenting, knotting.... um, hell yeah!!
5. An Emerald In The Sky by @corvuscrowned [Drarry, M, 7k] 💔 ⏳ Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous. Time travel fuck buddies to lovers with Unspeakable Harry. A love story for the ages. Crow, you continue to amaze me with your fics.
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💫 Common Ships 💫
6. Industry by charlolwut [Wolfstar, G, 22k] 🌼 📷 Sirius Black is a Muggle TV producer. Remus is his editor. Secrets, misunderstandings, and hilarity ensue!
7. oops I did it again by Anonymous [Jily, E, 16k] 🌼 🔥 College AU where James and Lily are accidental fuck buddies and Lily is confused about it. Their dynamic is flirty and combative! I love James so much in this.
8. The funny thing about grief and time by @etalice [Snarry, E, 44k] 💔 🫂 This fic is flipping fantastic! The angst is glorious, the setting is gorgeous, the interactions are beautiful. Time travel and loneliness wrapped into one amazing story!
9. a mass of fools and knaves by @displayheartcode [slash!Romione, T, 2.6k] 🌼 📖 Short but sweet. Male Hermione is instantly drawn to Ron and how they grow together throughout the years. You'll be rooting for them the whole time!
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💫 Rare Pairs 💫
10. Growing Teeth by @earlybloomingparentheses [Flonks, E, 2.6k] 💔 🔥 This is a story about growth and recovery and fucking. This is also a story about hair and cutting it all off to finally feel free. Fantastic characterization!
11. Crown Enterprises by @storyof-eden [Cissamione, E, 3k] 💔 🔥 I cannot get over this fic!! Mob boss Narcissa and assassin Hermione are the murder lesbians of my dreams.
12. Little Old Witch by @anxiousgoat-blog [Aragusta, G, 12k] 🌼 👶 This is an AU I can get behind 1000%! Augusta Longbottom finds out Harry is being abused and raises him herself. With the help of the friendly neighborhood squib :)
13. Extraordinarily Ordinary by starstruck1986 [Sirron, E, 9k] 💔 🔥 This ship came out of nowhere, but once I read this fic I couldn't unsee it. Ron is just the right amount of innocent and insecure to be taken in by Sirius's charms.
14. Courtship Rituals by @impishtubist [Cedrarry, T, 4k] 🌼 🌹 Cedric tries to court Harry, but of course he's oblivious. This is cute and hilarious!
15. Yes, Minister by iamisaac [Kingco, E, 1.5k] 🔥 👔 This is pure filthy smut between Draco and his minister boyfriend. Hop aboard the Kingsley/Draco ship where there's mind-blowing sex and that sweet sweet age difference!
16. Gyre and Gimble by eldritcher [Drarity, M, 3k] 💔 ☀️ A stunning fic from one of my hands-down favorite authors! Draco is drawn to the prisoner in the manor's basement. Charity is perhaps a little mad.
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💫 Poly Ships 💫
17. A Life Worth Remembering by @writcraft [Snarryaco, E, 23k] 💔 🔥 Memory loss, de-aged Severus Snape, and established Drarry pulling him into the fold. This fic is such a wonderful dive into polyamory and relationships.
18. Terms and Conditions by @maraudersaffair [Linnansy, E, 8k] 🌼 🔥 Pansy can't get over her ex (Ginny) and is stuck on a trip with Ginny's new girlfriend (Luna). This fic made me laugh, swear, and sweat all in one sitting.
19. Slice of Pleasure by @misdemeanor1331 [Bleonsy, E, 5k] 🔥 🔪 Theo is obsessed with knives, Pansy is obsessed with Theo, and Blaise is just there for a good time. Knife kink and hot smut. Like very hot. Very very hot. But also sweet.
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💫 Gen 💫
20. Nine Hundred and Twelve by @cannibalschism [Fred & George, T, 5k] 💔 🧑🤝🧑 This fic is filled to the brim with metaphors, friendship, and life lessons. I absolutely loved this take on time travel and the journey that George takes. Percy is the real MVP!
21. Where You Belong by blue_string_pudding [Severus, T, 6k] 💔 🐀 This is probably the creepiest, most unsettling thing I've ever read. I completely ADORE it. But I was definitely checking around corners after reading it.
22. Family Legacy by @thistlecatfics [The Tonks, T, 2k] 🌼 💔 Following Ted, Nymphadora, and Teddy as they navigate life and queer identity. This is a fic that is so wonderfully poignant, it leaves you in awe of all that it accomplished.
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💫 Bonus fics! 💫
Here's a WIP I'm excited about for 2023!
One More to Love by @krethes, @theresthesnitch [Wolfstarbucks, E, 94k, WIP] 🌼 🔥 Omegaverse and surprise pregnancy! The sexual chemistry between the three is off the charts! I'm not usually into WIPs, but for this I am (im)patiently waiting for every update.
Also a cheeky self-rec because why not?
What is this, fucking Jeopardy? by @lumosatnight [Drarry, E, 20k] 🌼 ❓Cursed Draco meets Curse-Breaker Harry. Lots of misunderstandings, humor, oblivious boys in love, and talking in circles. Will Draco ever be cured? Was the author in hysterics while writing this?
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Want more fics to read?
Try my rec tag: #lumosinthelibrary
My 2021 list, b-day oneshots, WLW Library
#2022 fic recs#year in reading#hp rec list#drarry#wolfstar#jily#snarry#romione#flonks#cissamione#cedrarry#lumosinthelibrary#2022
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Okay! Character Analysis Time!
So we all love the whole lesbian couple meant to mirror the main characters trope
But it goes more in depth
Okay, so let’s start with
Anne Bonny was the illegitimate daughter of a servant woman and the lawyer she worked for. Lawyer man’s wife was ill and moved away, and He started the affair which resulted in a baby.
The lawyer in question decided to tell everyone Anne was legitimate, and they moved to London where Anne became “Andy” and was raised as a boy to be a lawyer clerk or something
His wife continued to pay an allowance to take care of the baby. but when she found out he’d taken Anne and was raising him as Andy, she stopped paying him, meaning he’d have to fend for himself.
Once again the family had to move, this time they wanted to blend in more. Dad tried to set up as a Lawyer but wasn’t nearly as successful as before, but he eventually was able to finance a fancy place to live. Anyway, Mum died when she was like, 12.
She had some anger issues and apparently she ended up stabbing some chick.
Anyways I’m comes James Bonny, who was after daddy’s money, wooed young Anne and they got married
Dad didn’t like James and was like Fuck You James, and disowned Anne.
Anyway, legend has it that Anne got mad and burned down Dad’s estate. Which isn’t a proven thing, but I find it funny because she burns down the antique shop in the show, and in both cases she did out of love (sorta)
Anyway they ended up on Nassau and that’s where she met John Rackham (Calico Jack). James turned snitch which Anne didn’t like so she’s like Fuck You, imma be a pirate. So she ran off with Jack, and not too long after she met Mary
Who was also disguised as a man btw. Both of them were raised as a boy at some point in their childhood, so they had that in common.
Anyway. “Andy” thought “Mark” was super cute, so she went to him and is all, Hey, you’re cute, did you know I’m actually a girl. And “Mark,” was all like “no way! Me too!”
So yeah. Jack caught on to the whole thing and was all I think you’re having an affair with Mark, so Imma kill him. and Anne was like, look Babe, Mark is actually a girl! So you don’t have to kill anyone!
and Jack’s like, oh ok, good point! No reason to be jealous than!
Ok, so Mary Read!
Mary Read was also an illegitimate child! Her mum was married to a fancy sailor who got lost at sea! He was the father of Mary’s half brother what’s his name. So grandma began giving Mum some money to help with her grandson.
Mary’s Mum gets pregnant! Surprise! And it’s not from sailor man cause he’s probably dead. And then What’s His Name dies! Not soon after her half brother dies, Mary is born, and scared and ashamed, Mum decides to pretend that Mary is what’s his name. Plus this way Grandma still pays. Child support, and since she’s old and grandma like, she is fooled.
Anyway, Mary spent most of her life dressed as a man. She joins the military because she is awesome and an amazing fighter, she is very successful. Then she meets this Flemish dude and falls in love and they get married.
She actually opens and runs an inn while they were married, called the Three Horse Shoes or something like that. But in some other language. Probably Dutch cause it was the Netherlands. This isn’t important, but I thought I’d mention it for obvious reasons
So Flemish guy dies and she’s like, where, time to join the Military again, dressed as a dude pretending her name was Mark.
She got bored of the military and decided to move to the West Indies for some reason. So she got on a boat that was boarded by pirates. And she’s like, yeah. I could be a pirate.
Anyways after a King’s Pardon and a mutiny, and shit, she ended up joining up with Calico Jack and Anne Bonny.
There she remained until they were caught and sentenced to execution.
Anyway, Anne and Mary were all like, you can’t kill us because we’re pregnant, you can’t kill a pregnant lady, that’s like murdering a baby or something, this is called pleading the belly btw
And they were like, yeah okay, we can just kill you after you have the babies or something,
So they both ended up with stays of execution and Mary ended up getting sick and dying in prison.
Now there are so many parallels between all four characters I could write an essay on it. Unfortunately, I don’t really want too
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Recap of every Yonderland episode but only until my legs fall asleep and there is no context.
Season 1
Debbie is your run-of-the-mill mother who likes to eat crisps and watch TV. For some reason an Elf appears in her Cupboard and she’s all like wtf, why is there an elf in my cupboard. And Elf is like, wtf I have a name? And the stick he’s holding is like, oi, my names nick. Anyways, Debbie and Elf consult the wise Elders about why she’s here and they’re like, idk ask the oracle and the oracles like, yeah you’re the chosen one or whatever. You gotta like save the place from evil or whatever- oh also your gonna meet some guys named Jon or Robert or something. Debbie’s still like wtf but then she stops a fight between some goofy little guys and everyone’s goin crazy cuz woah! Not klling people? Crazy. And Debbies like bro its just commons sense. I just had to tell these guys to apologize- what are they’re names again? JOHN AND ROBERT!!! (air horn + vine boom) OH SHIT. and then, what’s this? After credit! ITS FUCKING NEGATUS
She wants to figure more about why it is foretold that she has to save Yonderland or whatever so they go to this temple to find a scroll (insert literal lesbian love story that they never talk abt again) and they get a wizard to help. Yada yada yada… they get in the temple but they lose the scroll, oh well. Anyways, hm this Negatus guy sounds pretty nasty huh?
Yoooo Negatus totally burned down a temple and now all the monks are homeless. Negatus sends his demons to hunt down Debbie and the monks. Whats this? The monks can lie now??? Wahoo, Negatus gets yelled at. So sad.
OMG ITS THE OLYMPICS BUT WITH KISSSSING?????
Debbie misses her kids but the elders are like, oooh we make song for you and make your hair pretty and she’s like ok I guess I’ll stay.
King what’s his face says he knows where another prophetic scroll is- sike he just wants to bang her- oh no negatus is here! But don’t worry! He has no pants! Negatus gets stabbed in the foot and Debbie learns the value of sharing
Speaking of idiots, Debbie gets kidnapped by a whole town of them! They’re called Ninnies and they wear potato sacks (so sad). This episode is basically The Giver. She teaches them that reading: good and that they shouldn’t be giving Negatus precious diamonds for free. Meanwhile, Negatus, in an attempt to woo his boss, a mysterious shadowey figure, hires a guy named Kenall (the twinkiest twink you’ve ever seen) to cut the diamonds he stole so he can buy an army. Sike, kendall is an idiot. The end
Negatus dresses up as the embodiment of Bo Burnhams's Shit and tricks Debbie into going to his lair. Little does Negatus know, Debbie has friends and ALLLLMMMMOOOOSSTTTT gets Negatus to see the power of friendship but last minutes hes like byeeeee bitches!!! And kidnaps her (this is a common theme). Luckily her friends save her last minute but as she is teleporting out using Nick the stick who is also the portal to her cupboard (I forgot to mention), she sees Negatus’s boss and is like huhhh, you look awful familiar……..
End of season one!!!
Season 2
Negatus buys mech suit to kill debbie, Elders go on lockdown and do a lord of the flies. I love this episode but I DO NOT remember what was important abt this one besides Evil boss lady get mad at Negatus >:(
Debbie goes to a fair and solves a murder mystery, Negatus gets audited.
Knight flirts with Debbie and Debbie teaches him the value of realizing you are geh.
Ninnies are back but they’re all finance bros but they don’t pay their workers. Debbie helps them fix that so Elders can get pillows.
Debbie finds out that mysterious boss lady is her twin sister!!! Saves Mathew Baynton (AKA gross kangaroo nany) from a gas leak.
Debbie joins the french revolution
Debbie saves an endangered species with phalic-ass noses.
TRANS HOTAN TRANS HOTAN <3. Big showdwon with evil twin
The end!
Season 3 (last season)
One of the old elders is back and Negatus does not turn into a gross idiot for 10 minutes
Oh no! Old elder is evil and Elders go into hiding, Debbie is framed and they break into their throne room thingy
Nobody trusts debbie but she helps knockoff batman find his true passion in becoming Mr. Cav (Accounting teacher for the 5 of you that are reading this that I don't know in person)
Drag bake off becomes war zone and Negatus gets his feet massaged.
Negatus arrested for writing Dick smellz on a wall. Debbie helps him break out- SO CLOSE TO A CHARACTER REDEMPTION ARC ITS NOT EVEN FUNNy
NEGATUS DO SOME SPYING VERY SILLLY Y GOOFY
Beauty contest but if you’re not pretty you fucking die
Time travel take da pain away.
Christmas Special!!!
Sike, its called Thanktival here (and there’s 143 days instead of 12). Chompus eat da presents. Negatus redemption arc FINALLY???????? He become santa, insert balls joke x 5. Elders’s kiddos compete in a singing competition and wow everyone with this thing called carols????? Elder Vex wears sweater. Balls joke. Negatus go sleepy in PJs. the end :3
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Obligatory “what did you feel about the new episode” ask 👀💕
HI ive been out travelling and im an old man when it comes to mobile but ill try to gather my thoughts :)
Ace eating disorder represent,,, woo,,,,,, sad party blower sound,, love thst for us,,,, Holds his hand and makes out with him. Also eternally banger voice actor choice for him. Absolutely amazing performance every time he speaks.
Obligatory I love Arei. recently revamped an OC I made 5 years ago and basing a lot of her personality and stuff off of Arei. Just felt like sharing. I love Arei so much I will make her my oc methinks.
THE MOTIVES MADE ME SO FERAL I PAUSED THE VIDEOS SO MANY TIMES AND WAS LIKE AAIOGIGOGOUUGHHHH SO MANY HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FUCKED UP BLORBOS I CANT WAIT TO LEARN EVERYPONY'S SECRETS OM NOM NOM<33 Speaking of which JESUS CHRIST I really feel like the secret motives some ppl held onto, like, REALLY shouldn't have been kept to themselves omg. I'm sure there's been some behind the scenes stuff of characters gaining distaste/distrust/avoiding certain ppl after receiving certain motives;; I'm not entirely sure WHO specifically, but these are like CRAZY things to not warn the rest of the class about. Was David's the one that Arei got? Killed a man with no remorse? Huh? Shoves you pushes you shoves you into locker and swallows the key
The entire time during episode 9 I was trying and failing to open a jar of ice cream so I was a Little out of it, but from what I gather I'm really dumb and not good at mysteries so i have no clue who the hell did it. At one point I asked "alright who killed a man?" but my bestie heard "who killed min?" so I just kept saying that for the rest of the episode and crying of laughter. Guys, be honest, who killed Min- I'm not mad I just wanna know, guys-
Nico continues to piss me off a little. Teruko goes without saying she pisses me off to no end. When everyone started dragging her handwriting I was whooping and cheering and hollering it was so funny GET HER.
I liked how the two main people investigating the corpse were Arturo and Veronika. They really do get a lot of screentime together and it's starting to scare me a little. Is this like subtle ship fanservice or am I about to meet horrors beyond my comprehension as the story and cases develop. I hope one of them kills the other. They're so in love.
I also liked at one point Veronika dragging Ace's ass. They're ALSO in love btw. Yeah I'll ship my top 3 faves together, what else would you expect from me, man
Rose....<3
DAVID!!!!!!<3333 I know his ass was lying about history of depression that shit was so funny be honest bro you have unfathomable sins keep it 100% with us. If you turn out to not be fucked up or morally grey ykno I'll be a little disappointed. Just keep it real with us.
The motive that's like "where do I even start, everything about your life is worth killing for" is so funny bc if that was mine I would be like. okay. not my problem. That's so incredibly vague that means NOTHING. I'm also assuming it's Teruko's tbh, it's the only one vague and weird enough for her to be like "imma keep ot real with you chief idfk which of these are mine 🐸"
What else. I'm a little hungover
every time they brought up the fish I was like haha. like snellyfish. I'm an accomplice in Arei's murder and I didn't even know!!
kinda hashtag don't blame Hu for not telling whose motive she got bc it was a little suicide coded and very personal
That's all I'm done I forget what else happened xoxo love you all I love drdt so much--
I lied I just remembered that Eden lesbian (sapphic whatever I don't care) and laughed really hard at the idea of like. Charles opening the motive without reading the name and just thinking like "I'M A LESBIAN?????" real
Eden/Nico could be real if I didn't have a leaning negative opinion of Nico rn. I am still patient and hearing them out for now tho.
Ok Now I'm done.
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Do you have any Ravenous (1999) headcanons? 👀
YES I HAVE A FEW!!! Honestly I’m more the type of person who clings to all the actual facts of the characters but let’s see…
1. I think Boyd is more drawn to the consumption of human blood than actual human flesh. He was created by blood and only really seems to slip in his resolve to not become a cannibal when he is confronted with fresh blood. Not to say he’s a vampire but I could definitely see him being more partial to raw flesh like his fantasy with murdering Cleaves. (I did get this idea from a fanfic tho so you can’t give me credit for it but ITS SO SMART!!!)
2. Toffler is smart and calculated. He may have a speech impediment and have a good moral code but that makes him the target of a lot of ableism. When people make demeaning comments about him you can tell in his face he knows he’s being ridiculed but doesn’t fight back probably because in the past it never helped. He’s come to terms with people underestimating and looking down on him so he puts his dedication and resolve into his faith.
3. This comes from an Au I’m making rather than actual fact but I like to headcanon Reich as having albinism. I can see him putting on special sunscreen to protect his sensitive skin and having to wear strong reading glasses he might be a little insecure about due to his sensitive/diminished eyesight. (Also having to wear sunglasses whenever outside especially in the sun) but despite the challenges he faces he is STRONG!! Pushes himself to the limits in a way to maybe prove himself that he can do anything and everything he puts his mind to!
4. Cleaves and George are obviously a couple 🤨…. I do like Reich and Toffler too I think it’s cute.
5. MARTHA IS A GIRLBOSS LESBIAN!!! Every time I see the scene where cleaves and her go off for supplies and she makes her sly little joke of “no women” I can’t help but think she’s giggling to herself knowing she’s gonna woo some lady anyways. Also Martha deserves the best so why shouldn’t she get a girlfriend that treats her right after all this nonsense.
6. I think if Boyd actually gave in to Ives and the mystical cannibal ways he would absolutely NOT be shoved around be Ives anymore. Ives Will stay a devious little shit but Boyd is an immovable object to an unstoppable force. I think Boyd would keep Ives in line and be his under emotive autistic boyfriend to his ADHD high energy lover. (Coughs coughs ives is a power bottom/ Boyd is a gentle ish… top… idk I think Boyd gets a little revenge in the form of consensual intimacy cuz of his boyfriends crazy shenanigans in the beginning of their ‘relationship’)
OKAY… sorry that was long thats all I can think of for now. God I love these scrunklies<3
#ravenous 1999#🩸🤡shitpost#ravenous#boyd/ives#captain john boyd#colonel ives#private toffler#private Reich#reich/toffler#I’m tagging cuz I want all the ravenous fans to see and gather so we can form our own cannibalism cult#George ravenous 1999#private Cleaves#Martha ravenous 1999
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MY NAME (2021): Pulpy, violent, derivative Korean crime drama about a young woman named Yoon Ji-woo (Han So-hee) who sets out to avenge the murder of her gangster father by joining the gang of which he was a member and then, at the behest of the organization's crafty boss, Choi Mu-jin (Park Hee-soon), infiltrating the Inchang Metropolitan Police under an assumed name to find her father's supposed killer, a senior narcotics cop (the avuncular Kim Sang-ho).
The plot (whose major beats you'll likely anticipate just based on the preceding synopsis) is kind of a gender-swapped riff on the Hong Kong film INFERNAL AFFAIRS (remade in the U.S. as THE DEPARTED), with some echoes of John Woo's Hong Kong classics (in particular HARD-BOILED), albeit executed with far less thematic unity. There are some stylish moments, but MY NAME never finds a consistent groove, and it only occasionally goes hard enough to compensate for its awkward pacing, clunky structure, and numerous lapses in plausibility and plot logic. Only in the finale does the show serve up the emotional grandiosity needed to give the bloodshed some real juice, and it's still let down somewhat by a weak coda.
Park's cool charisma is a major load-bearing element throughout, but Han, curiously, is more convincing in the action scenes than the quieter moments, perhaps because the scripts struggle to give Ji-woo (or any of the show's very few female characters) any meaningful interiority. An ill-advised early time-skip also undermines the clarity of her motivations and priorities, which too often leaves her seeming like a supporting character in her own story. CONTAINS LESBIANS? There are barely any women other than Ji-woo. VERDICT: Moderately diverting if you can stomach the brutal violence, but even its strongest moments feel recycled from earlier, better examples of this genre. CWs apply for attempted sexual violence in the first two episodes, and episodes six and seven include some scenes of graphic self-harm.
#teevee#hateration holleration#my name#han so hee#park hee soon#ahn bohyun#a gender-swapped variation on hard-boiled etc would be fine#but this show really struggles to know what to do with its heroine#other than kick the mortal shit out of her#the male characters constantly grab the spotlight#with choi mu-jin he is at least a central character#but any time there's some dude on the screen that isn't just a random goon for ji-woo to beat up#you can bet he will dominate the scene#while han wonders what her character's motivation is supposed to be
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Ronance Fic Idea #2: Single Mom Nancy x Soccer Coach To Her Child Robin AU
hi welcome to another episode of its currently 1am and venny is self projecting, in today's episode we have the second part to my ronance ideas yipee!! here's the link to the first part [tw: mentions of torture and murder there] and sit back and relax since this one is more wholesome 🥰
edit: i started this at 2am and finished at 3:30am so pls beware there will be mistakes and i'll reread it tmrw when im not dying. im sorry who has to suffer through this now tho, may the lesbian goddesses be with you
set in a modern-ish time (I'm still not sure when this fic would take place in but definitely not the 80s) with no upsidedown or anything like that, and because of this nancy doesn't end up with jonathan.
nancy and steve were young and experimenting when steve accidentally gets nancy pregnant at 17. nancy's dad doesnt allow her to abort and practically disowns her while karen, the sweet angel she is, helps nancy with little max so she can learn how to take care of a child while still being able to go to school.
at some point steve and nancy breaks up mutually due to the fact they started to fall out of love and that raising max wasn't making their collapsing relationship better. but to this day, steve still stays in hawkins, working multiple jobs to send money to nancy for max's welfare and college. (ik he was an ass in s1 but idc, i want him to be a good dad)
after nancy finishes her college (let's say she doesnt go to emerson but another high level college in indiana), a year later, nancy gets a job and boston where her and max officially move to at the age of 23 for nancy and 6 for max.
HERE COMES THE SELF PROJECTING WOO!!
since nancy was practically away all the time due to her studies, she didnt really got to raise max that well and have a distant relationship with her. after they move to boston, nancy tries to fix her ralationship with max. and though max loves her and understands why she practically wasnt there for half of her life, she just doesn't know her own mother that well anymore, so she distance herself and nancy having a family who are also distant, didnt know what to do.
(i am totally not self projecting my own mother's neglection when i was younger only for her to try harder around my peak teen years and being absolutely successful bcs i love my mom so much and she's still trying her best)
ANYWAYS !! who else to save their relationship than Robin "I Will Love Someone And I Will Show It In Every Way" Buckley!!!
nancy is 31 now and is the chief editor for the popular boston bugle papers (hehe fallout 4 reference), whereas max is 14, starting her first year in highschool. they're relationship is still a bit strained but if not improving little by little until one day max comes home eagerly and tells nancy about a new friend she met in school that asked her to join the soccer team after seeing her kick the ball during her gym class (said friend was jane hopper). nancy was nothing but supportive of the idea and asked her how she could join.
apparently for freshmen newcomers, they have to go to this initiation with a parent or guardian just to get direct permission for their child but if not then a signed form is plausible. ofc nancy chooses the former option wanting to watch her daughter play in a school team for the first time as she was interested in sports like softball, volleyball, basketball and skateboarding but never commiting to it through a school team until now.
SO INITIATION DAY COMES !!!
nancy is sitting along the outside bleachers just people watching and looking at max with jane and all that shit when the presentation comes and the official gym teacher introducing herself. thats when the most beautiful woman comes in looking distressed and interrupts her during her introduction to the parents and children. nancy finds out that the woman was the soccer coach who only part-times as a coach for the school soccer team. robin buckley.
obv robin looked distress bcs her ass woke up late and was almost late to the intiation.
now the pining insues, nancy practically staring at robin the whole intiation and only looking away once in a while to watch her daughter beat the shit out of everyone else in the team along with her new friend like holy shit bro.
during the intiation she meets a nice woman named joyce where nancy can finally be friends with and tells nance that she's actually the mother of max's new friend. and yadda yadda plot plot.
SO thats the most of it now on to the little fun facts of the story !!
max is ginger bcs karen's parents and her are ginger but she dyes her hair blonde so dont be confused
steve is practically besties with nancy now and has the same distant relationship problems with max too, but she still loves him
"mom, why is my second name mayfield?" "bcs you decided that you wanted me to have a miserable time while i was out on the field with your dad and left my stomach. it was may at the time too" "oh-"
nancy has dated people in the past but none of them stayed that long due to nancy's distant personality and max's evil gremlin one
max def got her sarcasm from nance. who else? steve? yeah no.
robin is 28 in the fic and is not the sweet innocent robin we know 🥺 i mean she is still sweet and caring but not so innocent if u know what i mea- *gunshot*
joyce was very sweet at learning that max was a teen pregnancy and even often invites her and nancy for dinner
nancy meets jonathan and they become friends
fun fact will was there for el's intiation bcs he could never miss a soccer game for el as el could never miss any of will's award night for his paintings!!
robin and max get along well through soccer AND their sarcasm towards the boys
nancy is unlabled and doesnt care who she dates as long she likes them and can love max too
nancy teaches max all of about sexuality and gender respectfully thats why max is so open minded
nancy doesnt fall for robin at first sight, she was mostly intrigued and attracted to her but the more they talk the more she fell for her
gonna uni reverse this shit and say nancy fell first but robin fell harder
robin part times as a soccer coach and full time as a barista in a coffee shop
thats how they officially met
robin is new to boston, she only moved a few months ago from france, her parents are american tho
max loves hearing robin's adventures while traveling around europe
robin is very physical and bcs of this, she teaches nancy (indirectly ofc) how to express love through simple gestures and she starts doing this to max
when max was hugged tightly for the first time than what she can remember from nancy, she freezes and nancy thinks she made a mistake before max hugs back
max soon realizes that she loves physical affection
robin calls nancy the sweetest things and tells her that a compliment, even small, to max wont hurt
"hey max?" "yeah?" "good job during the game today, im proud of you" "........*sobs*" "MAX?!"
safe to say max and nancy's relationship started to heal and they often even joke around now, something they almost never do due to nancy's reserve personality and max's distant one
"mom pls tell me you weren't looking at coach buckley's ass today" "okay fine i wont!" "...." "*whispering* i do it everyday-" "MOM PLEASE"
robin then shows nancy the beauty of quality time love language, something nancy lacked with max
anyways thats all for now, i hope yall know i started writing this at 2am and its now 3:39am
I HAD FUN THO!!! this one was a woozy to write but i hope yall enjoyed it, maybe i will write a fic of this since i loved it sm
we'll see 👀👀
#this one's a long one#enjoy tho :)#stranger things#ronance#nancy wheeler#robin buckley#nancy x robin#robin x nancy#wlw#fanfics
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Korean dramas are something else altogether huh?
Attorney Woo, episode 1: woman attempts to murder husband with a boarding iron
Episode 2: Lesbian Couple Happy Ending
Episode 2: Autistic Cain kills Abel
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Love demands sacrifice. Her blood. Her body. Even her life....
Singapore, 1927. Verity Edevane needs blood. And not just anyone's blood. She craves the sweet, salty rush from a young woman's veins, the heady swirl of desire mixed with fealty—such a rarity in this foreign colony. It’s a lot to ask, but doesn't she deserve the best?
Gean Choo needs money. Mrs. Edevane makes her an offer Gean Choo can't refuse. But who is her strange, alluring new mistress? What is she? And what will Gean Choo sacrifice to earn her love?
Po Lam needs absolution. After decades of faithfully serving Mrs. Edevane, Po Lam can no longer excuse a life of bondage and murder. She needs a fresh start. A clean conscience. More than anything, she needs to save Gean Choo from a love that will destroy them all.
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A destitute maidservant must choose whom to love: her vampire mistress, or the woman trying to save her life in The Wicked and the Willing, a standalone, F/F steamy historical gothic horror vampire novel with a love triangle, a choice of endings and no cliffhangers. This novel contains two mutually exclusive endings, although most of the story is not interactive. Due to the mature content and dark themes, it is intended for adult listeners only. It contains potentially disturbing scenes and an abusive romantic relationship between two women. Further content information is available from the author’s website. This audiobook is performed by Emily Woo Zeller, an AudioFile Golden Voice and an Audie, Earphones, and SOVAS award-winning narrator.
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Gean Choo: I’m taking a job. The Edevane house.
Bee Leng: The cursed house?
Verity: You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for you.
Po Lam: Remember the rules. No blood in the house.
Gean Choo: No blood in the house…
Verity: I’m going to take care of you. And you’ll take care of me. Won’t you, dear?
Po Lam: Don’t pity her. She’s not like you or I, understand?
Gean Choo: What are you, Mem?
Verity: … Hungry.
BLOOD.
LUST.
MURDER.
LESBIANS.
The Wicked and the Willing
Spring 2023
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#the wicked and the willing#emily woo zeller#lianyu tan#sapphic#lesbian fiction#chinese lesbians#gothic horror#gothic romance#butch#femme#singapore#1920s#horror#horror romance#romantic horror
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On the topic of DH ships: which ones do and don't you prefer? Would generally like to know your opinion (besides corvojess, of course. corvojess is life)
they ARE life!!!
im gonna put the list under a readmore bc that way if people don't like my opinions it's not my fault for having them it's their fault for clicking to see them <3
ships i definitely ship:
Curncrow (Corvo x Geoff Curnow) (my one claim to fame is starting the name curncrow actually) but i specifically like it happening SEVERAL years after dh1 when Corvo's had time to heal
corvo x some therapy and a good nights sleep
emlexi (:
Miss White x Dr Ramsey (girlboss x cringefail man we love 2 see it)
Breanna x Delilah are great bc they just Are (woo we love fucked up lesbians!!)
Alurksandria (Billie x Hypatia) is very niche but its hotgirl shit. they both get that "i did very bad things under bad people's influence" thing
Theodanis Abele x Aramis Stilton bc Dishonored provides MULTIPLE canon "leader x person of lower status" secret relationships! its tragic its a period drama and its also funny bc you can bet luca abele thought they were just friends
ships i could definitely get into:
ive seen waverly boyle x miss white. that seems very divorced i like it
also several gang members and callista? like billie x callista, lizzy x callista-- i guess the fandom decided she likes bad girls
& boys! obvs i prefer curncrow w geoff but callista x corvo would be a great fwb alternative if i didn't LOL
i cant think of many Ships I Do Not Like except corvo n daud (kissing ur wife's murderer is. sure ok), and i guess i think a lot of x outsider ships get a bit messy bc he's either 15yo or 4000yo and thats an awkward age gap for anyone either way lol?
#im not like. a huge Shipper in stuff tbh i usually just grab one or so OTPs for a fandom and call it a day#always go for platonic stuff more lol#thanks for the ask!
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