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thewizardingtoad · 5 months
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Time, Chess, and the Tower of Magic
(novel: 29-35)
(manhwa: 44-45)
I just reread the scene in the novel, and I'm kind of obsessed with it, but also am in awe of how well it established the dynamic between Desir and Zod, something that I feel like the manhwa didn't really do, so, I'm doing a bit of comparing under the cut.
Also, if you like these characters in the manhwa, then you should 100% read at least these few chapters, because, as I said before, they are amazing.
So the manhwa starts us off with how Zod is an "odd fellow", he's always been that, and how he lead civilization into a new era of magic, he's achievements are endless, and is Desir's irreplaceable friend.
Now, in the novel, Desir says that Zod accepted his request because he was intrigued by it. (True) He says that Zod single-handedly renewed interest in magic.
(Also, fun-fact: someone wrote a book about all of his accomplishments, and it's thicker than most encyclopedias.)
(Also also, in the manhwa he looks like 40, in the novel that's 30)
The next scene plays out almost the same, except that we learn, in the novel, that Zod has an 'archaic feeling to his words'.
While in the manhwa he's all nice, and smiley etc. novel!Desir points out that until the North Sea's rules are mentioned, Zod's so impatient to get on with the match that it can almost be heard in his tone, which for this old man is VERY impatient.
And then of course Desir drops the bomb, that yeah, he wants to play the Rule set that originates from Zod's homeland and n!Desir immediately points out how much more relaxed Zod gets from hearing that.
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The chess match starts, and in both mediums Zod's like, this kid is pretty good, but he's still just a kid, and "[He's] too hasty with [his] moves"
Desir, when he's on the verge of losing, makes the bet. It goes in the novel as it goes in the manhwa, except that a) Zod's like, 'I know that everything you did so far was to make this wager, and I hope you see how suspicious you are.' and b) At this Desir's just like, 'Wow, you're very interested, huh? Then I won't tell you until I win.'
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And then the whole 'you play like a whole different person' thing happens in the manhwa, 'oh, well, I played against him in the future so of course I know how he plays', 'I've been the same person this entire time' etc. etc.
So. That does not happen in the novel.
What happens instead is we get the explanation as to why is Desir losing:
He's been playing with Zod for 6 years, yes,
However, this Zod plays differently than other Zod
In the future, his play style is more aggressive
Now he focuses on counter-play and he's more reserved
And Desir deduced this in the first few steps in their game, and been sacrificing pieces since then to analyze Zod's play style.
And also, yes, Desir did figure the greatest mage of all time out in what? 20 minutes?
And Desir might be losing, but because of the time limit Zod's going to make some stupid moves, which Desir deducted will happen, then he makes even worse moves, and the next thing Zod knows is that he got ripped to shreds in 3 minutes.
In the novel, Desir mentions that in the last minutes of the match, Zod's straight up panicking over how bad the situation has gotten for him.
Then, when Desir mentions the trade, Zod tries to calmly explain to him why that's not possible "You're asking to exchange a bar of gold for a peanut"
Desir of course doesn't budge and after a bit of "bartering" it's clear just how fed up with this "boy"'s bs Zod is and reading this scene after the manhwa is kind of shocking
Zod expressed disdain at the boy's choice. "I expected you to choose more wisely. You've rejected my offer, and I can't accept your deal. With that, the negotiations are over." The man rose to get up from his seat.
(...)
"So you think this is a fair deal." The Tower Master was audibly upset by Desir's words.
And I'm very sad that this scene in this form didn't make it to the manhwa, because while we see Zod being dismissive and uninterested in Desir's idea before he sees it to himself, we don't see him being, well, like this.
Prideful, kind of cocky, and straight up offended that a mere student would even dare to suggest that his idea worth as much as support from the Tower of Magic, upset to the point that Desir has to actively put out 'fires' during the conversation so that it can progress.
Which is a beautiful way of showing us how, yes, Desir does know this guy, he knows why he's upset he knows what to say to get him to calm down enough to listen and also how to say it.
What in the manhwa is essentially just 'Well if I show you that my idea is worth it then it will be fine, right? Let me show you then.' in the novel is Desir going on first about how of course what he's saying is outrageous, and Zod is right to be upset, but shouldn't Zod know that impossible things are sometimes real? And then he starts explaining how 20 years old Zod Exarion becoming the Tower Master was an impossible feat, or maybe, perhaps, even more impossible, a student defeating him in chess! Which happened just now, and That is when Zod tells him to show him his idea.
This scene alone reaffirms to the reader, that Desir doesn't just know Zod as a tactician, but as a person, he knows how to talk to him, he knows how to talk sense into him, and that Desir did this enough in the past that this comes like second nature to him.
Zod being stone headed and stuck to his ways until Desir reminds him that he's been just like this boy in the past is also one of the most Old Person Thing TM Zod does in the entire novel, showing and not just telling us that the G is not just for show in that GILF he is actually old.
After that the "reveal" scene plays out pretty similarly except that Zod gets a bit more info out of Desir, one of them is that he didn't necessarily discover the technic but he "knows of it", and Desir lets the reader know that the person who discovered it was in fact Zod, just 3 years into the labyrinth, and as he starts explaining the theory Zod catches up extremely quickly, actually taking over Desir's explanation of how resonance is better than the enchant method.
When Desir mentions that he has more ideas like this, Zod tells his secretary to cancel every plan he has until he says otherwise, which is a very entertaining turn of events in my opinion.
So to wrap it up, while I love how the manhwa did this scene, (this is probably my favorite two chapters from it) I'm kind of sad that most of the little tidbits of building up the relationship between Zod and Desir, that would be important later got lost in adaptation.
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adultswim2021 · 6 months
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RANKING THE SHOWS (2008, PART 1 OF 2)
I'm done with a calendar year of Adult Swim originals, so I'll rank all the shows (and specials) based solely on their output up through 2008. Also, I literally forgot three shows to include in this list until I sat down to actually write each blurb, so it's somewhat likely I somehow forgot more. Please let me know if I fucked up big time. Here we go:
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45. The Groovenians (2002)
Not only is it unfunny, it's also simplistic, has shitty CGI animation, and is preoccupied with the abrasive trope that all creativity, no matter how tepid or unimpressive, is noble and worth celebrating. The fact that there's legendary talent involved doesn't even come close to saving it.
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44. The Finkel Files (2002)
Pathetically childish, terrible-looking, and in 2023 it puts me in the precarious position of making a very topical joke about Israel that will get my entire blog deleted and my residence drone-striked... by you-know-who :)
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43. That Crook'd 'Sipp (2007)
So bad that it's borderline incomprehensible.
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42. The Lewis Lectures (2002)
Merrill Markoe, Jack Black, and Laura Kightlinger come together to bring us what might be all of their worst work. And I'm including the time Laura Kightlinger kicked me and my friends out of a diner booth at a comedy show. This was worse than that! it might not be as bad as Jack Black's work with the Clinton Foundation, though.
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41. Minoriteam (2005)
Amateurishly written, ugly-looking, and for a show that's so outwardly "politically incorrect" (even for it's time), there are a surprisingly few transgressive laughs to be had. At 20 episodes, it spreads itself THIN. If racist/racial humor is your thing, you have better options.
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40. Penguins Behind Bars (2003)
Inoffensive, cute, and pleasingly cartoony. But it's more than a little boring, and doesn't feel like it belongs on Adult Swim.
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39. Saul of the Mole Men (2007)
The most charitable thing one could say is that it looked fun to make. But it only gets less fun after the first episode and struggles to come up with anything truly funny or worth paying attention to, even. Uh, that one girl is pretty hot.
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38. Robot Chicken (2005)
Patently not my sense of humor. But sometimes there's an interesting idea and once in a blue moon I laugh out loud. But these guys just get on my nerves.
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37. Captain Sturdy: The Originals (2003)
Pretty lame, but sometimes the animation is fun. Also, this ranking is based on me half-remembering both Captain Sturdy shorts (the first of these aired on Cartoon Network), so this ranking could be faulty.
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36. Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil (2005)
Trying to be edgy and Hot Topic cute at the same time. The animation was horrible, and it rarely made me smile even thought they stacked the cast with some of the funniest improvisors ever.
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35. Stroker & Hoop (2004)
Manages to coast on a modicum of charm because it resembled crappy animated shows from the 90s that young me would have enjoyed. But 4 out of 5 episodes were complete wastes of time.
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34. The Young Person's Guide to History (2008)
Sporadically charming in it's loosey-goosey crappiness; I'd argue the Saul of the Mole Men formula is a little more successful here. But it's still a pain to sit through most of it.
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33. Fat Guy Stuck in Internet (2007)
Has one GREAT episode. Most of it extremely mid. These kids were almost onto something. ALMOST.
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32. Stiff (2007)
Matt Maiellaro's comedic Evil Dead homage seemed like a good idea on paper. But it could've used more money and another pass on the script. An honorable flop, but a flop nonetheless.
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31. Saddle Rash (2002)
This one got lowered a rung or two for having an ugly youtuber icon in the corner of the one graphic that seemed suitable for use on this post. Unfair, but I've never been fair!
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30. Special Presentation/Anime Talk Show/Adult Swim Brain Trust (2004)
Maybe the worst thing involving Space Ghost to ever be on Adult Swim, which is a real feat.
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29. Sealab 2021 (2000)
The first season is good, with a few GREAT episodes. But after that, it takes a serious nosedive in quality and becomes one of the worst shows to ever air on Adult Swim. A remarkable fall from grace.
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28. Lowe Country (2007)
I could watch Lowe fart around for roughly 11 minutes. Maybe not every week, but this should at least have been an annual special. Harmless fun, unless you're a female receptionist at an Atlanta radio station.
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27. The Brak Show (2000)
Hyped at the outset of Adult Swim, this turned out to be a bit of a dud. But was always sorta harmless and occasionally managed to not feel like a waste of time. A few memorable episodes and jokes.
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26. Squidbillies (2005)
Has it's charms. Most episodes are duds, but it's very specific and I always root for it to be decent. Sometimes it is! Most of the time it's repugnant, which at least is interesting.
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25. Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law (2000)
I went from loving this show to hating this show, but by the time it was over I found myself somewhere in between. The old me would be shocked to see me rank this above Brak or even Sealab.
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24. Assy McGee (2006)
Uneven, but I consider this show a diamond in the rough, with a some really inspired jokes and a few great episodes. Bad, low-effort episodes drag it down, though.
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23. Frisky Dingo (2006)
Started a little lame, but it had little stretches where it picked up steam. The serialized nature of it will make the lesser episodes a sticking point.
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22. Let's Fish (2007)
Creative and fun. Am I sad it didn't get picked up as a series? Not really! Even though it's more deserving than some other shows, it still feels a little superfluous.
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21. Perfect Hair Forever (2004)
Not a lot of substance, but this one always felt like a fun treat despite being total nonsense. Also I am truly hoping that my ranking it this high will catapult the show's standing in the public consciousness that women will start cosplaying as Brenda.
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20. 12 oz. Mouse (2005)
More interesting than funny, but it is funny sometimes. It's also incredibly unique and has good vibes. Not worth overthinking it, though.
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19. The Drinky Crow Show (2007)
I began an early draft of this list before I rewatched the series; I'd only recently watched the pilot, and Drinky Crow was close to the bottom. But the series improves on the pilot considerably, and it's really grown on me. Deserved at least a second season.
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18. The Xtacles (2008)
There's only two episodes of this, but they are both laugh-out-loud funny, unfairly giving this show the highest batting average of any show involving members of 70/30 productions. Shoulda been more of them, man.
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17. The Boondocks (2005)
Brilliant at times, but sometimes it feels like it's going through the motions of being just another animated sitcom. But when it's good, it feels special. We need more shows like this.
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16. The New Big Ball With Neil Hamburger (2008)
Neil Hamburger should be allowed to do whatever he wants for at least ten episodes per year. Solidly very funny, better than some Awesome Show episodes.
Dang, only 30 images per post are allowed on tumblr. I wasn't planning to make this be a two-parter, but my hand has been forced. Join me tomorrow for the top 15. Or, go do anything else.
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cherry-blossom5243 · 2 years
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As I grow older, I encounter more and more questions about kids. Let's get one thing straight - I never had any maternal instincts nor have I ever wanted kids. They were never in any future plans and still are not. In fact, I don't even like kids! I absolutely hate when people say things like "oh but you will change your mind" blah blah or when they try to almost force it! It's absolutely ridiculous. Long story short, I want to start a thread of reasons not to have a child as I was recently asked for reasons. Well I already have over 100. Please feel free to continue in comments or reblogs.
Reasons NOT to have a child:
1. Exhaustion
2. Nausea
3. Being uncomfortable
4. 9 months of carrying it
5. Restricted movement
6. Kicks
7. Punches
8. Pussy tear
9. Possible ass tear!?
10. Possible C section
11. Possible complications
12. Responsibility FOREVER
13. Moneyyyyy
14. Something can go wrong at any time
15. Long hours in painful labour
16. No more freedom
17. Have to consider the child in all decision making
18. Can't freely travel
19. Can't freely go anywhere
20. Can't do whatever you want
21. Screaming!!!
22. They're selfish
23. Needy bastards
24. Unnecessary crying
25. What if I can't even comfort them
26. Waking up at all hours
27. Sleep deprivation
28. Dirty!
29. No more me time
30. No more us time
31. Can't work for a while
32. Will make haemorrhoids worse
33. My blood pressure is already low
34. My heart problems can make us both worse
35. Oxygen issues
36. Possible death of me and/or the baby
37. Teeth! I don't wanna lose them!
38. Nutrients thief
39. Hip problems forever
40. More stretch marks
41. Body shape changes
42. Flappy boobs
43. Flat ass
44. Increased weight
45. Swollen ankles
46. Swollen legs
47. Swollen fingers
48. Period issues during
49. Period issues after
50. Childbirth!
51. Costs upon costs for at least 18 years
52. Sore titties
53. What if I hurt it
54. It's so fragile
55. No proper sleep
56. No proper rest
57. I don't have the energy
58. I might pass on genetic conditions
59. Depression will get even worse
60. They might end up hating me
61. Might end up hating life and be just as depressed
62. Their vomit
63. Faeces
64. Will not want them in public in case they cry and are, well, like kids are
65. Tantrums
66. No time
67. Can't delve into many hobbies unrelated to the child
68. Teething
69. Doctors, doctors, doctors
70. Sex life??
71. Relationships?
72. Friends?
73. Work?
74. I dislike most children
75. I dislike many humans
76. Have to be conscious of every word, swears etc.
77. Have to act like a role model all the bloody time
78. Want a drink? Alcoholism? Judgement from others
79. Judged on how good am I as a parent
80. Constant "suggestions" from others on how to do things
81. Judged if I have other ways
82. Family will want to be even more involved and present
83. Vegetarian beliefs challenged further
84. Other views challenged
85. I like eating and doing stuff without having to mind another being first
86. Vomit will make me Vomit!
87. I like my personal space
88. I enjoy peace
89. I enjoy quiet time
90. I enjoy watching movies etc. Without distractions
91. I like it just being me, my partner, and our furry family
92. I want animals (unlike kids), which are much better and as much a part of the family as a human would be
93. Have to wipe their ass for a few years!
94. Wiping noses
95. Endless cleaning
96. I'm grossed out by stinky little kids
97. I don't think I have enough patience
98. I like tidy places - kids certainly won't help with that!
99. What if I don't love it? Don't have any maternal feelings towards them?
100. Even further lowered self-esteem
101. My mental health issues will certainly take another beating
102. I just don't want them!!!
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feelingofcontent · 2 years
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DNP Rewatch: Doing Things My Parents Never Let Me Do As A Kid 2
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Date video was published: 03/08/2020 (X)
DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 409
The last pre-lockdown video, and a sequel to one he posted in early 2019.
0:02 - the editing of Kath creeping in from the side, lol
0:10 - the lighting/coloring is different on this one. his hair looks much less red
0:19 - mic is slightly in shot there but he must have noticed and fixed it because it’s not for most of the video
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0:29 - he tries to toss and catch things surprisingly often for how clumsy he is
0:32 - um. what. took him a few seconds to react to that one
0:57 - that is a very specific childhood want
1:14 - that started terrible and just got worse 😂
1:36 - he is going to have a lot of broken pringles
2:02 - “sour cream is a bit sweet” what even. I mean, I sort of know what he’s thinking
2:16 - he gave up on the randomness factor 
2:25 - I don’t think that sounds very appetizing...too many competing flavors
2:37 - he does not quite have together what he’s trying to say in this one 😂
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3:06 - he thinks it’s good somehow
3:09 - also the barbecue was on the bottom so that makes sense
3:23 - that comparison makes so much sense!
3:30 - ...until the alien bit
3:55 - well that was an enterprising child
4:02 - rare for him to imitate his dad rather than his mum
4:13 - not very optimistic there
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4:22 - snack intermission
4:31 - I actually think this is one he is slightly overconcerned about. they used to sell kits for kids (and still do, apparently) to do basically the same thing
4:55 - he really does not have a lot of patience
5:17 - well that’s not great. benefits of having the second flat and not actually having to cook in that oven I suppose
5:26 - it did shrink quite a lot!
5:45 - that looks terrifying, but also like something child Phil would love
6:03 - love that he went with a tie-dye kit that looks like it was specifically made for a middle school sleepover 
6:11 - Phil tattoo when?!
6:15 - had to go with “lubricate it” instead of just “wet it” there. okay
6:29 - the accidentally filming. he just plowed right through the plant there 😂
6:43 - I mean...that’ll work
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6:54 - also the colors I would go for
6:56 - he never used to show the bottom half of that apron. post-coming-out though!
7:05 - of course he’s already got dye on his hands. not surprised at all
7:15 - that was very close to a Phil swear
7:40 - oooo, pretty colors
7:44 - he really did almost miss the chair entirely there, yikes
7:49 - no patience
7:58 - glasses Phil! also, his quiff looks messier
8:14 - why does it seem like he attempts to do so much without his glasses
8:19 - I feel like he could have used more dye, but it does look pretty good!
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8:35 - “the moment a Teletubby got hit by a car” ...don’t even know what to say to that
8:39 - okay, I can see that somehow
8:45 - I love that after the tie-dye he just gave up on filming and finished the whole rest of the video the next day
9:13 - he really should have gone with deep fried oreos. that is the best thing
9:33 - “I never know what a table spoon is...this is a spoon that’s been on the table” lmao 😂 no wonder the baking doesn’t go well
9:53 - didn’t need to say it like that but here we are
10:09 - I would eat that; it looks pretty good with the melty chocolate
10:25 - yeah not sure about that...too melty. maybe if you froze the marshmallow first?
10:30 - and that just looks/sounds gross
10:42 - well he made a mess but at least he didn’t injure himself
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11:19 - it’s just sugar
11:44 - that must have been pretty bad. fake strawberry flavor with that batter did not sound appealing, let alone the texture
12:14 - didn’t mention ‘naked’ quite enough in the last video...had to in the promo here too 😂
12:25 - blooper clip! hasn’t included one of those at the end for a while...how did he keep messing it up that exact same way. what was happening in his brain?
This is a cute Phil video! Not trying anything too extreme here. There are a lot of other more memorable videos from 2020 for me, even though this is good.
Phil had also attended VidCon London at the end of February, where he recorded a podcast and participated in a fun science demo. The first major YouTube event he had attended without Dan in years.
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wolfmadefromash · 3 years
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Mega Prompt List
I have brought together a few different lists and have over 300 prompts. I love getting request, it’s great, but they don’t always flow in. So the idea is to use a random number generator and have that pick the prompt for me. I have a ton of WIPs so I really shouldn’t be looking to add anything but...Well it’s like trying not to buy a new book. I can’t do it.
Feel free to send me a request from this list if you’d like! And as always, expect a Sterek fic, because that is all I know anymore...
1.              I need you.
2.              You’re family.
3.              I care about you.
4.              Can I join you.
5.              You made your choice.
6.              This isn’t fair!
7.              How could you do this?
8.              Do you hate me?
9.              I could never leave you behind.
10.           Come with me.
11.           That’s sweet.
12.           You look great.
13.           Where are you going?
14.           That’s new.
15.           Let me help you.
16.           Drop the attitude.
17.           Are you okay?
18.           I’ve got you.
19.           I’m worried about you.
20.           You don’t seem like yourself tonight.
21.           Do you like it?
22.           You smell nice.
23.           They didn’t deserve you.
24.           I trust you, do you trust me?
25.           Karma is a bitch.
26.           What the hell?
27.           Son of a bitch.
28.           I hope your day gets better.
29.           I’m here if you need to talk.
30.           Are you listening to me?
31.           Sorry.
32.           Why are you doing this?
33.           Why are you acting like this?
34.           How do I look?
35.           Damned if I do, damned if I don’t.
36.           What is this about?
37.           You look like hell.
38.           I haven’t seen you in a few days.
39.           It’s good to see you.
40.           You know, you can stay if you want to.
41.           I’m not pissed, I’m hurt.
42.           Truth hurts, doesn’t it?
43.           I almost feel bad for you.
44.           What you did was stupid.
45.           No.  You listen to me.
46.           It doesn’t matter.
47.           I know you’re scared.
48.           You’re a terrible liar.
49.           You’re not helping.
50.           It’s not safe here.
51.           You should leave.
52.           Everything is fine.
53.           I’ll keep you safe.
54.           I hope you know what you’re doing.
55.           Just go away.
56.           You don’t have to act like you’re okay.
57.           I’m only here to help.
58.           Don’t mind if I do.
59.           Don’t you think you’ve done enough?
60.           Thanks for nothing.
61.           I’m done.
62.           You think that this is easy for me?
63.           I hate seeing you like this.
64.           You make me so mad.
65.           I brought you dinner.
66.           Say what?
67.           You’ll be fine.
68.           You’ve got me on your side.
69.           I don’t like you…. I love you.
70.           I don’t want you… I need you.
71.           What are you doing here?
72.           It’s okay to cry.
73.           I can tell you’re lying.
74.           You’re in danger.
75.           You deserve better.
76.           You’ve changed.
77.           I think I’m in trouble.
78.           You always find a way to surprise me.
79.           You did what you had to do.
80.           You have no idea.
81.           Why am I not surprised?
82.           This is just great.
83.           You’re here late.
84.           What’s on your mind?
85.           I wanted to apologize.
86.           It’s just you and me.
87.           I’m just looking out for you.
88.           I never meant to fall in love with you, I just did.
89.           Calm down.
90.           Why didn’t you tell me?
91.           Oh come on.
92.           No one is perfect.
93.           You’ve been quiet.
94.           What did you just say?
95.           I’ll always be there for you.
96.           Fair enough.
97.           When you fall, I’ll always be right there to catch you.
98.           I won’t let anything bad happen to you.
99.           You’re not crazy.
100.        I’m not leaving.
101.        I hope you’re happy.
102.        You’re the only person I wanted to be with tonight.
103.        Don’t worry about it.
104.        I’ll be there in a few minutes.
105.        You’re not going anywhere.
106.        You believe me, don’t you?
107.        Regardless of what they think, I know you’re an amazing person.
108.        Shhh…  You need to be quiet.
109.        Fuck you!
110.        You don’t even know me.
111.        That’s starting to get annoying
112.        Hey, hey, calm down They can’t hurt you anymore
113.        You can’t just sit there all day
114.        I’m too sober for this
115.        I’m not here to make friends
116.        I need a place to stay
117.        Well, that’s tragic
118.        You’re seriously like a man-child
119.        You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!
120.        The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids
121.        Dear Diary, …
122.        She’s hiding behind the sofa
123.        I lost our baby
124.        They’re so cute when they’re asleep
125.        I’d kill for a coffee…literally
126.        You’re getting crumbs all over my bed
127.        Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion
128.        What’s the matter, sweetie?
129.        You’re Satan
130.        I don’t want to hear your excuse You can’t just give me wet-willies
131.        I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me
132.        Did you just hiss at me?
133.        Do you really need all that candy?
134.        It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka
135.        I swear, I’m not crazy!!!
136.        The diamond in your engagement ring is fake
137.        No Regrets
138.        How drunk was I?
139.        How is my wife more badass than me?
140.        Be you No one else can
141.        I haven’t slept in ages
142.        I locked the keys in the car
143.        Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?
144.        You work for me You are my slave
145.        Take your medicine
146.        They’re monsters
147.        Welcome to fatherhood
148.        Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?
149.        It’s your turn to make dinner
150.        The kids, they ambushed me
151.        Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!
152.        Stop being so cute
153.        I feel like I can’t breathe
154.        You need to see a doctor
155.        You’re getting a vasectomy That’s final
156.        I was a joke, baby I swear
157.        Dogs don’t wear clothes!
158.        I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…
159.        Safety first What are you? FIVE?
160.        This is girl talk, so leave
161.        There’s a herd of them!
162.        Do you think I’m scared of a woman?
163.        They’re not your kids, back the fuck off
164.        You’re a nerd
165.        I’m late
166.        Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!
167.        You smell like a wet dog
168.        I could punch you right now
169.        Are you going to talk to me?
170.        Welcome back Now fucking help me
171.        If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?
172.        Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?
173.        Here, take my blanket
174.        I don’t want you to stop
175.        How could I ever forget about you?
176.        You’re bleeding all over my carpet
177.        Run for it!
178.        We need to talk
179.        Not everyone is out to get you Stop thinking that It’s annoying
180.        I want a pet
181.        Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now
182.        I’m not wearing a dress
183.        I’m not wearing a tie
184.        Quit beating me up!
185.        Please put your penis away
186.        Don’t argue Just do it
187.        I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island
188.        Hold still
189.        I just ironed these pants!
190.        Enough with the sass!
191.        Show me what’s behind your back
192.        I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor
193.        Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry
194.        Stay awake
195.        STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
196.        You’re not interested, are you?
197.        I’m not buying Ikea furniture again
198.        Tell me you need me
199.        Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you
200.        I’m telling you I’m haunted
201.        I had a bad dream again
202.        Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween
203.        It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me
204.        You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving
205.        The store ran out of Easter eggs
206.        How could you forget your son’s birthday?
207.        You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich
208.        Come over here and make me
209.        Have you lost your damn mind!?
210.        Please, don’t leave
211.        Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?
212.        Wait a minute Are you jealous?
213.        Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?
214.        I almost lost you
215.        Wanna bet?
216.        Don’t you ever do that again!
217.        Teach me how to play?
218.        Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!
219.        I think we need to talk
220.        Kiss me
221.        Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always
222.        So, I found this waterfall…
223.        It could be worse
224.        Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…
225.        This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had Of course I’m in
226.        The paint’s supposed to go where?
227.        You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you
228.        We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?
229.        I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice
230.        Just once
231.        You’re the only one I trust to do this
232.        I can’t believe you talked me into this
233.        I got you a present
234.        Marry me?
235.        I thought you were dead
236.        It’s not what it looks like…
237.        You lied to me
238.        I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified
239.        Please don’t do this
240.        If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed
241.        You heard me. Take It Off
242.        I wish I could hate you
243.        Wanna dance?
244.        You fainted…straight into my arms You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes
245.        Hey! I was gonna eat that!
246.        Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?
247.        You did all of this for me?
248.        I swear it was an accident
249.        YOU DID WHAT?!
250.        If you die, I’m gonna kill you
251.        Tell me a secret
252.        Hey, have you seen the? Oh
253.        No one needs to know
254.        Boo
255.        Well this is awkward…
256.        We’ll get through this, I promise
257.        You make me feel You make me feel and I hate it
258.        Why are you so jealous?
259.        Please don’t cry I can’t stand seeing you cry
260.        If I leave now, I won’t come back
261.        I would honestly die before I let anything happen to you
262.        Don’t fucking touch me
263.        I’m sorry I’m not what you signed up for
264.        I know for a fact that you’re not ‘fine’
265.        You absolute fucking… I’m so angry I can’t even insult you!
266.        You are the worst thing that has ever happened to me
267.        I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired
268.        You didn’t call You didn’t text Nothing
269.        I’ve never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand
270.        I would never do this to you if I didn’t have to You know that right?
271.        You love me like I’m the person who actually deserves your love
272.        Calm down! You’re scaring me!
273.        Hey, I know you’re hurting… but, you’re not alone, okay?
274.        Why do you run away from your problems all the time?
275.        Please talk to me about it
276.        Shh, it was just a bad dream Just a dream, okay? None of it was reality
277.        It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger
278.        I’m not going to leave you You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise
279.        Why are your eyes so red?
280.        We’re not just friends and you fucking know it
281.        I don’t know who you are anymore
282.        Can you at least promise me that? - I don’t think I can, not this time
283.        Do you even still love me?  
284.        Get out I am done with you  
285.        I can’t sleep when you’re not beside me
286.        You hurt me
287.        I don’t know how to exist in a world without you
288.        You make me feel alive. For the first time ever, I feel like I can breathe
289.        I don’t want to feel this way anymore
290.        Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know
291.        Nobody’s seen you in days
292.        Don’t cry
293.        You haven’t lost me  
294.        Why are you crying?
295.        We could…take a nap together?
296.        Nothing is wrong with you
297.        You keep that photo of us in your wallet?
298.        Sssh. Stop fussing I’m just braiding your hair
299.        You’re comfy
300.        Not only am I deeply in love with you, you’re my best friend
301.        Sleeping with you was the best sleep I’ve gotten in years
302.        You smell really nice
303.        It was a joke, baby I swear
304.        You’re the best part of me
305.        No, like… It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes
306.        Aw, you’re blushing
307.        Your hair is really soft
308.        I promise I will never let anything bad happen to you
309.        Can we just lie here for a moment?
310.        I don’t care if you’re sick, catching a cold from kissing you is worth it
311.        I think you might be my soulmate
312.        Can we stay like this forever?
313.        I don’t want to be your partner either, but we have to get this assignment done
314.        I’ve got you
315.        I can’t sleep, can I stay here?
316.        You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?
317.        I’m not sure when it happened, but I fell in love with you, and it was the best thing I’ve ever done
318.        I can’t sleep
319.        Sometimes I really don’t like you
320.        Can I hold your hand?
321.        You look like you could use a hug
322.        You make me feel safe
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edmundspevensea · 3 years
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ways to say i love you
1 ➝ “you don’t have to do this alone.”
2 ➝ “i’ll always be by your side.”
3 ➝ “here. you look hungry.”
4 ➝ “come here, i’ll carry you.”
5 ➝ “is something wrong?”
6 ➝ “is there anything i can do to help?”
7 ➝ “i want you to be a part of my future.”
8 ➝ “i have an extra ticket... would you like to go with me?”
9 ➝ “i saw you looking at it the last time we were at the store together, so i got it for you.”
10 ➝ “stay with me.”
11 ➝ “your smile is beautiful. i want to see it more often.”
12 ➝ “thank you for making me smile.”
13 ➝ “you have a beautiful soul.”
14 ➝ “i want to kiss you.”
15 ➝ “wanna dance?”
16 ➝ “let me help.”
17 ➝ “give me a brush. i’ll fix your hair for you.”
18 ➝ “you make me feel safe.”
19 ➝ “no...no! come on, i can’t lose you!”
20 ➝ “hold me. please.”
21 ➝ “you’re cold, take my jacket.”
22 ➝ “i’ll hurt whoever did this to you.”
23 ➝ “you look just like your mom/dad.”
24 ➝ “what happened to you?!”
25 ➝ “don’t be scared. i’m right here.”
26 ➝ “text me when you get home safely.”
27 ➝ “can i give you a hug?”
28 ➝ “can i have a hug?”
29 ➝ “this is my favorite picture of us.”
30 ➝ “you don’t deserve this. you deserve so much better.”
31 ➝ “no one has ever made me feel like this.”
32 ➝ “i missed you... a lot.”
33 ➝ “take care of yourself, okay?”
34 ➝ “you’re the first person i think about when i wake up, and the last person on my mind before i fall asleep.”
35 ➝ “i can’t believe you let it get this bad without telling anyone. without telling me.”
36 ➝ “what are you doing here? i told you to stay at home, this is too dangerous!”
37 ➝ “what is grief, if not love persevering?”
38 ➝ “is that my shirt?”
39 ➝ “i’ll take the floor.”
40 ➝ “please don’t cry. i can’t stand to see you cry.”
41 ➝ “you can keep pretending, but you’ll never be happy.”
42 ➝ “i need to know if you’re okay or not.”
43 ➝ “i just need a moment. please.”
44 ➝ “i almost lost you.”
45 ➝ “it could be worse.”
46 ➝ “is that blood?”
47 ➝ “you could have gotten hurt and i wasn’t there to protect you.”
48 ➝ “i’m worried about you. i’m trying so hard to keep you safe.”
49 ➝ “maybe in another life, we could’ve worked out.”
50 ➝ “it’s pathetic really, how much i still hope it’s you and me in the end.”
51 ➝ “we didn’t get a lot of time together in this life, but i sure hope we get more in the next one.”
52 ➝ “whatever happens, i love you.”
53 ➝ “stay behind me.”
54 ➝ “can you stay with me tonight?”
55 ➝ “you wanna be outcasts together?”
56 ➝ “i can’t live without you.”
57 ➝ “grief is not as poetic as fiction makes it out to be.”
58 ➝ “you’re family.”
59 ➝ “when did everything fall apart?”
60 ➝ “till forever falls apart.”
61 ➝ “i’m so, so proud of you.”
62 ➝ “have you lost your mind?!”
63 ➝ “nobody’s seen you in days.”
64 ➝ “people don’t seem to want us, do they?”
65 ➝ “we make the best team.”
66 ➝ “i just want to see you happy.”
67 ➝ “it’s okay. i’ve got you.”
68 ➝ “i’ll see you on the other side.”
69 ➝ “is there somebody who can watch you?”
70 ➝ “there’s nothing more romantic than dying with you friends.”
71 ➝ “i remember when we first met.”
72 ➝ “take me back to the night we met.”
73 ➝ “i know you can do it.”
74 ➝ “it’s been an honor to know you.”
75 ➝ “we can look out for each other.”
76 ➝ “i’m yours.”
77 ➝ “i love you.”
78 ➝ “i found this meme that i think you’ll like. wanna see it?”
79 ➝ “i don’t wanna hurt you.”
80 ➝ “i can’t bear to see you... not like this.”
81 ➝ “i’ll be with you for as long as you need.”
82 ➝ “i’d ask if you were okay, but the answer seems a little too obvious.”
83 ➝ “i tell you i love you. i always tell you. why don’t you believe me?”
84 ➝ “your eyes are so kind.”
85 ➝ “i’ve fallen for you too hard. even the things i used to find bothersome are endearing.”
86 ➝ “i’ve never hurt you, have i?”
87 ➝ “it’s nice that your voice was the first thing i heard today.”
88 ➝ “could you say that again?” ➝ “were you not listening?” ➝ “no, i was. i just like hearing your voice.”
89 ➝ “it’s pouring rain, why are you here? you’re gonna get sick!”
90 ➝ “quit smiling at me, i can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
91 ➝ “pretty boy/girl.”
92 ➝ “i’m not mad. i’m just glad you’re okay.”
93 ➝ “i wanna see you.”
94 ➝ “you are the cutest idiot on the planet.”
95 ➝ “i have never known a love like this.”
96 ➝ “am i your lock screen?” ➝ “you weren’t supposed to see that.”
97 ➝ “can i call you? i wanna hear your voice.”
98 ➝ “you’re so good with kids.”
99 ➝ “you did this all for me?”
100 ➝ “i’m not letting you go ever again.”
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potahun · 3 years
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Some rough translations from Liu Yuning (HYJ’s actor)’s Live Broadcast on 7 January 2021, because he talked about Ultimate Note (and HeiHua) a lot:
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LYN (18:45) - about the wooden knife:  “(...) With Hua’er Ye, the separation scene between Xiao Hua and I, and with Tuo Ba too, you see which one, right? (...) That scene was in the original script. The lines were already complete. (He makes a parenthesis here to talk about how this adaptation really respected the original works, including the words used) But during that separation scene, there’s this one part -- the one where I gift a knife to him. A small wooden knife (...) That’s something we added ourselves.........That’s something we added, because it wasn't in the original script. How did that small knife come about? At that time, I was filming. I have an acting teacher who, while on set, saw one of the staff from the props team carving that small wooden knife. (...) So we discussed with the director, I said “that scene is a separation with Xiao Hua, right? For a separation, just using words might be...I think perhaps we could add an item there. We might not even need to add any lines.” (...) But this item strengthened the ...bond between these two people. So that knife is something that we added. (...) I think it’s quite nice, at least it doesn’t ruin the original script, and it strengthens the feelings - the bond between these two people (...)”
LYN (22:50), talking about the comments he saw on Ultimate Note: “(...) In the first few episodes, I saw “I cannot accept that this Hei Yanjing has a round face”.....This comment stabbed my heart for 3 days straight. Really. (...) Well, let me explain first to everyone what was going on back then! Right now my face isn’t that round, right? Why? First, because I added the filter that makes my face slim - no that’s not it. First, it’s because the me at that time had just done a small surgery on my vocal chords. (...) After the surgery, I had to stay home for a whole month without speaking. So what to do? Eat. I ate for a whole month and went straight afterwards to film that show.”
LYN (57:52) - about any chance for a S2 and budget use: “A friend is asking here, will Ultimate Note have a 2nd season? (...) First of all, I’m just an actor. (...) Ok, I’ll talk about it properly. Will it have a 2nd season? To be honest, I personally hope it will. (...) I believe if you asked me to act Hei Yanjing a 2nd time ...I can’t say the 1st time was good, it wasn’t. But I might be able to -- because I’m also growing, right -- to express this role a bit better. (...) So I hope it will have a 2nd season. (...) Because let’s be honest, I think the crew took a lot of care in making this show. (...) Most of the budget and everything went into the production...the special effects, the scenery, things like that. So the actors like us....*smiles* well of course, they gave me money too, I shouldn’t say it like that, but what I mean is, a lot of the attention went into the making. It’s not a show where, for example, the actors use up a lot of the budget and the production gets less in comparison. (...) So I’m thinking, well, this show could be considered a small, small success? -- I don’t dare to issue a judgment on it, but in my heart, it is a success. (...) So will it have a 2nd season? I hope so, but until now, I haven’t received news that we can film such a thing. (...) Don’t expect too much. For other shows, sometimes, S1 is popular, and then they have trouble shooting S2, because after the 1st season’s success, all the actors increased their prices, so they might not be able to sign on for the 2nd one. But I think for this show (...) each of the actors really like this show. So they might choose to accept to play in this show, even if it means they get paid less. Starting from me, if you tell me this show’s got a different revenue from what I usually get, I’d still want to play it -- that’s how good it is. (...) *reading a comment* “Careful with what you say, boss”. Yes, I almost didn’t control myself just now.... Almost.”
He later mentions that to film certain scenes, they’d really go deep into the mountains, drive for hours and then actually have to climb very steep roads, to places inaccessible by car.
LYN (1:02:02) - about Xiao Hua’s actor Liu Yuhan: “*reads* “Talk about your CP”. Oh, you mean Xiao Hua, right? The actor for Xiao Hua, what I want to say is, I was very happy to collaborate with him, because he...really is a nice person. Just talking about getting to know him outside the story, and not as a character, he’s a very nice little fellow. He’s very honest. He’s also from Dongbei like me. His usual state is of course not as cold as the Xiao Hua in-story, not as “cool”. In reality, he’s still quite laid-back as a person, quite...fun. Kind of like a kid. Well, not really a kid, but...he’s younger than me, so in my heart, he’s like a little brother.” He explains that they tried to have a meal together more than once post-filming, but never managed. 
LYN (1:03:35) - about the postcard: “That postcard at the end, the one about the 1,000 sheep...Many people didn’t understand when they watched it. What was that 1,000 sheep about? Actually, it’s because Hei Ye jumped down at the end....with the hairy monster...he jumped down. (...) So that postcard first paves the way for what comes after (aka the storyline in Sha Hai). And on another note, it’s to prove that Hei Yanjing isn’t dead. Because that postcard is what Hei Yanjing left to Xiao Hua. (...)”
LYN (1:07:38) - about Hei Xia Zi as a character: “Actually, he’s not a real miser. (...) He does really like money, there is a little bit of a greedy vibe to him. But you’ll discover that many times, he didn’t actually receive money, and still went ahead and did the thing. (...) He’s actually a lot more about loyalty, and courage, and responsibility. There’s not one thing where he was like “if you do not transfer 10,000 to me, I definitely won’t do this thing for you”. But he will have a vaguely threatening air, and make it seem like he doesn’t care that much about bonds/friendships. (...) He simply has his special way of doing things. He might also have his own type of apathy. After all, a person, after experiencing so much - because as I said, he counts as a person who’s lived a long life (...), he wouldn’t care as much about many things related to time. So in reality, he doesn’t care that much about money either. His love of money is a personality trait, but the premise to anything he does is definitely not money, it’s rather loyalty. It’s feelings.”
LYN (1:09:39) - about Hei Yanjing’s real name written in the sand: “Someone asked “what did Hei Yanjing write in the sand, is it ‘Liu Yuning’?”......Yes. I wanted to write ‘Modern Brothers Liu Yuning’ at the time.”
LYN (1:12:00) - about Hei Yanjing’s age: “As someone who just acted this role, I don’t know how old he is either. But he’s definitely someone who’s lived a long life. (...) In the state I was acting him, he must have at least been a few hundred years old. (...) How many hundreds, I have no way to ascertain.”
LYN (1:12:49) - about the fried rice prop on set: “It tastes pretty good. (...) But the problem is where we were filming, (...) we were mostly in Yun Nan. The temperature there was over 40°C. When it was low, it was a little above 30°C. (...) The fried rice would turn sour in no time. (...) So you’ll find out that, throughout this entire show, Hei Ye loves to eat fried rice with green peppers and meat, but hasn’t eaten a single mouthful. He’s just feeding Xiao Hua with it. And the reason why Xiao Hua looks disgusted is because it’s really sour.”
LYN (1:14:00) - more bts stories about the heat and stench: “That scene where we first fall into the tunnel. That tunnel from the time of the Republic. (...) That tunnel, my God! (...) The temperature outside was 40°C. Inside, most of the scenery was made from foam. (...) The temperature inside that environment was incredibly hot, unimaginable, and on top of that we were wearing leather. (...) And do you remember when we first fell into the tunnel with Xiao Hua and we dug up a place? (...) The bones on the floor were all purchased real bones from sheep or pigs and so on. (...) Think about the temperature in there. In one night, the stench was impossible. (...) When we were filming, the stench was so bad, you felt like you couldn’t live on anymore (...) My God...At the time, as soon as I walked into that place, I was dumbstruck. Xiao Hua and I made eye contact and just went... “do you smell this?” He went “I can’t even hear what you’re saying anymore, I’m already knocked out.” (...) The director went “Let me see! ...............My God. Props director, what do we do with this?” And the Props director said “What our show cares about is making things realistic. We want to make the original works real. We want the props to be as real as possible.” (...) We also have to respect that Props director’s professionalism, right? (...) So the Director said “Ok, then let’s do this, let’s prepare some cologne.” (...) Poured it. Poured 2-3 bottles of it into the place... It made everything WORSE. The normal stench was simply stinky. But the cologne -- that thing has volatility!! (...) Do you know how stinky it was, exactly? It felt like even my arms could feel the stench. We held on for 3 days to film that part. That stench, my God. It’s a smell I can remember my whole life.”
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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: angelhummel
@angelhummel
Favourite character: Kurt Hummel
Least favourite character: Will Schuester
Favourite season: Season 5
Least favourite season: Season 6
Mean song rating: 4.91
Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 6.59
Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.36
Mean song rating season 1: 4.93
Mean song rating season 2: 5.1
Mean song rating season 3: 4.95
Mean song rating season 4: 4.95
Mean song rating season 5: 4.92
Mean song rating season 6: 4.38
Songs rated: 702
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[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by angelhummel, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by angelhummel. 10 was assigned 36 times, 9 was assigned 15 times, 8 was assigned 56 times, 7 was assigned 86 times, 6 was assigned 99 times, 5 was assigned 97 times, 4 was assigned 89 times, 3 was assigned 86 times, 2 was assigned 74 times, 1 was assigned 64 times, and 0 songs were not rated.]
About the Project | Results Masterpost
Ranking:
1. (10) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows
2. (10) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time
3. (10) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II
4. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
5. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn
6. (10) - S1x19 - Dream On
7. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance
8. (10) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love
9. (10) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot
10. (10) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again
11. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream
12. (10) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer
13. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside
14. (10) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll
15. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye
16. (10) - S2x22 - For Good
17. (10) - S3x04 - Candyman
18. (10) - S3x11 - Scream
19. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal
20. (10) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You
21. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup
22. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know
23. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist
24. (10) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do
25. (10) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound
26. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive
27. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May
28. (10) - S4x20 - At the Ballet
29. (10) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are
30. (10) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation
31. (10) - S5x09 - Brave
32. (10) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity
33. (10) - S5x14 - People
34. (10) - S6x02 - Home
35. (10) - S6x03 - It's Too Late
36. (10) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You
37. (9) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade
38. (9) - S1x16 - Home
39. (9) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine
40. (9) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High
41. (9) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
42. (9) - S3x13 - Love Shack
43. (9) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno
44. (9) - S3x17 - So Emotional
45. (9) - S3x18 - Shake It Out
46. (9) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
47. (9) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite
48. (9) - S5x10 - The Happening
49. (9) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been
50. (9) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church
51. (9) - S6x13 - I Lived
52. (8) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane
53. (8) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
54. (8) - S1x11 - True Colors
55. (8) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes
56. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer
57. (8) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp
58. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)
59. (8) - S2x02 - Toxic
60. (8) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand
61. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite
62. (8) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over
63. (8) - S2x09 - Valerie
64. (8) - S2x10 - Last Christmas
65. (8) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me
66. (8) - S2x16 - Blackbird
67. (8) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers
68. (8) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know
69. (8) - S2x18 - Born This Way
70. (8) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way
71. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird
72. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
73. (8) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl
74. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature
75. (8) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish
76. (8) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing
77. (8) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love
78. (8) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door
79. (8) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend
80. (8) - S4x02 - 3
81. (8) - S4x04 - Don't Speak
82. (8) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time
83. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs
84. (8) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre
85. (8) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now
86. (8) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits
87. (8) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted
88. (8) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way
89. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
90. (8) - S4x21 - Higher Ground
91. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love
92. (8) - S5x02 - Hey Jude
93. (8) - S5x02 - Let It Be
94. (8) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love
95. (8) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy
96. (8) - S5x07 - Into the Groove
97. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love
98. (8) - S5x14 - Downtown
99. (8) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around
100. (8) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby
101. (8) - S5x20 - Pompeii
102. (8) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet
103. (8) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move
104. (8) - S6x08 - At Last
105. (8) - S6x09 - Cool Kids
106. (8) - S6x11 - Chandelier
107. (8) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together
108. (7) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)
109. (7) - S1x05 - Alone
110. (7) - S1x07 - Hate On Me
111. (7) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me
112. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You
113. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin
114. (7) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home
115. (7) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl
116. (7) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream
117. (7) - S1x20 - Funny Girl
118. (7) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind
119. (7) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U
120. (7) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music
121. (7) - S2x05 - Time Warp
122. (7) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind
123. (7) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills
124. (7) - S2x11 - She's Not There
125. (7) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone
126. (7) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)
127. (7) - S2x15 - Landslide
128. (7) - S2x16 - Misery
129. (7) - S2x21 - Some People
130. (7) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination
131. (7) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness
132. (7) - S2x21 - My Man
133. (7) - S2x21 - Back to Black
134. (7) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do
135. (7) - S3x02 - Something's Coming
136. (7) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star
137. (7) - S3x03 - Spotlight
138. (7) - S3x03 - Cool
139. (7) - S3x03 - It's All Over
140. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another
141. (7) - S3x07 - Perfect
142. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires
143. (7) - S3x08 - We Are Young
144. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping
145. (7) - S3x09 - Let It Snow
146. (7) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You
147. (7) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
148. (7) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
149. (7) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas
150. (7) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye
151. (7) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita
152. (7) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf
153. (7) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know
154. (7) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You
155. (7) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay
156. (7) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me
157. (7) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light
158. (7) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied
159. (7) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again
160. (7) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile
161. (7) - S4x04 - Mine
162. (7) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You
163. (7) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout
164. (7) - S4x07 - Some Nights
165. (7) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over
166. (7) - S4x10 - The First Noel
167. (7) - S4x11 - Tell Him
168. (7) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him
169. (7) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today
170. (7) - S4x17 - Wannabe
171. (7) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia
172. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life
173. (7) - S4x21 - Superstition
174. (7) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love
175. (7) - S5x04 - Marry the Night
176. (7) - S5x04 - Roar
177. (7) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child
178. (7) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take
179. (7) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade
180. (7) - S5x10 - Hold On
181. (7) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)
182. (7) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young
183. (7) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here
184. (7) - S5x15 - Colorblind
185. (7) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone
186. (7) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood
187. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)
188. (7) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight
189. (7) - S5x20 - American Boy
190. (7) - S6x02 - Tightrope
191. (7) - S6x03 - So Far Away
192. (7) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises
193. (7) - S6x06 - Alfie
194. (6) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine
195. (6) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On
196. (6) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself
197. (6) - S1x09 - Proud Mary
198. (6) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity
199. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious
200. (6) - S1x15 - Express Yourself
201. (6) - S1x15 - Vogue
202. (6) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home
203. (6) - S1x16 - Fire
204. (6) - S1x18 - Pink Houses
205. (6) - S1x19 - Safety Dance
206. (6) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream
207. (6) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
208. (6) - S2x01 - Listen
209. (6) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time
210. (6) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water
211. (6) - S2x03 - One of Us
212. (6) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature
213. (6) - S2x07 - Forget You
214. (6) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella
215. (6) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag
216. (6) - S2x08 - Sway
217. (6) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina
218. (6) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs
219. (6) - S2x14 - Tik Tok
220. (6) - S2x15 - Animal
221. (6) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
222. (6) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass
223. (6) - S2x16 - Candles
224. (6) - S2x17 - Turning Tables
225. (6) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way
226. (6) - S2x19 - Dreams
227. (6) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen
228. (6) - S2x22 - Light Up the World
229. (6) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight
230. (6) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual
231. (6) - S3x05 - America
232. (6) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True
233. (6) - S3x07 - Constant Craving
234. (6) - S3x08 - Control
235. (6) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror
236. (6) - S3x08 - ABC
237. (6) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things
238. (6) - S3x10 - Summer Nights
239. (6) - S3x10 - Without You
240. (6) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
241. (6) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E
242. (6) - S3x15 - Up Up Up
243. (6) - S3x15 - Fighter
244. (6) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango
245. (6) - S3x19 - Dinosaur
246. (6) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give
247. (6) - S3x22 - In My Life
248. (6) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements
249. (6) - S4x02 - Everytime
250. (6) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy
251. (6) - S4x02 - Womanizer
252. (6) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)
253. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
254. (6) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want
255. (6) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
256. (6) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year
257. (6) - S4x13 - Diva
258. (6) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire
259. (6) - S4x13 - Hung Up
260. (6) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough
261. (6) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me
262. (6) - S4x16 - Closer
263. (6) - S4x17 - My Prerogative
264. (6) - S4x17 - Copacabana
265. (6) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life
266. (6) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life
267. (6) - S5x01 - Yesterday
268. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night
269. (6) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun
270. (6) - S5x04 - Wide Awake
271. (6) - S5x04 - Applause
272. (6) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball
273. (6) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger
274. (6) - S5x08 - Love Child
275. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
276. (6) - S5x09 - Breakaway
277. (6) - S5x10 - Gloria
278. (6) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'
279. (6) - S5x13 - Party All the Time
280. (6) - S5x13 - I Am Changing
281. (6) - S5x14 - Rockstar
282. (6) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield
283. (6) - S5x20 - All of Me
284. (6) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head
285. (6) - S6x01 - Let It Go
286. (6) - S6x02 - Take On Me
287. (6) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally
288. (6) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme
289. (6) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping
290. (6) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free
291. (6) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer
292. (6) - S6x13 - This Time
293. (5) - S1x01 - On My Own
294. (5) - S1x01 - Rehab
295. (5) - S1x02 - Push It
296. (5) - S1x03 - Mercy
297. (5) - S1x04 - Taking Chances
298. (5) - S1x05 - Last Name
299. (5) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On
300. (5) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline
301. (5) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach
302. (5) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)
303. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye
304. (5) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This
305. (5) - S1x17 - Physical
306. (5) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run
307. (5) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud
308. (5) - S1x20 - Poker Face
309. (5) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk
310. (5) - S1x22 - Faithfully
311. (5) - S2x01 - Telephone
312. (5) - S2x02 - Stronger
313. (5) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion
314. (5) - S2x03 - I Look to You
315. (5) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?
316. (5) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy
317. (5) - S2x04 - Sing!
318. (5) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?
319. (5) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me
320. (5) - S2x08 - Marry You
321. (5) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling
322. (5) - S2x11 - Need You Now
323. (5) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight
324. (5) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me
325. (5) - S2x17 - All By Myself
326. (5) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty
327. (5) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
328. (5) - S2x22 - Yeah!
329. (5) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There
330. (5) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own
331. (5) - S3x03 - Fix You
332. (5) - S3x07 - Jolene
333. (5) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive
334. (5) - S3x10 - We Found Love
335. (5) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts
336. (5) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing
337. (5) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes
338. (5) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away
339. (5) - S3x21 - Starships
340. (5) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard
341. (5) - S3x22 - I'll Remember
342. (5) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches
343. (5) - S4x01 - It's Time
344. (5) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe
345. (5) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good
346. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)
347. (5) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning
348. (5) - S4x07 - Heroes
349. (5) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero
350. (5) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven
351. (5) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)
352. (5) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years
353. (5) - S4x12 - Torn
354. (5) - S4x12 - Love Song
355. (5) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen
356. (5) - S4x15 - Shout
357. (5) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass
358. (5) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker
359. (5) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up
360. (5) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)
361. (5) - S4x18 - Say
362. (5) - S4x20 - Longest Time
363. (5) - S4x21 - I Wish
364. (5) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
365. (5) - S4x22 - All or Nothing
366. (5) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
367. (5) - S5x02 - Get Back
368. (5) - S5x02 - Something
369. (5) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend
370. (5) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek
371. (5) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)
372. (5) - S5x10 - Barracuda
373. (5) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)
374. (5) - S5x11 - America
375. (5) - S5x12 - Toxic
376. (5) - S5x13 - Be Okay
377. (5) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman
378. (5) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love
379. (5) - S5x18 - Story of My Life
380. (5) - S5x19 - Memory
381. (5) - S6x06 - Baby It's You
382. (5) - S6x07 - Time After Time
383. (5) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath
384. (5) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love
385. (5) - S6x10 - Rise
386. (5) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away
387. (5) - S6x12 - Pony
388. (5) - S6x12 - Popular
389. (5) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children
390. (4) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane
391. (4) - S1x01 - Respect
392. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl
393. (4) - S1x10 - Endless Love
394. (4) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love
395. (4) - S1x11 - Imagine
396. (4) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)
397. (4) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You
398. (4) - S1x16 - Beautiful
399. (4) - S1x18 - One
400. (4) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World
401. (4) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good
402. (4) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow
403. (4) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love
404. (4) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)
405. (4) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet
406. (4) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh
407. (4) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are
408. (4) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life
409. (4) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas
410. (4) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
411. (4) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls
412. (4) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love
413. (4) - S2x13 - Sing
414. (4) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me
415. (4) - S2x13 - Baby
416. (4) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
417. (4) - S2x16 - Get It Right
418. (4) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me
419. (4) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know
420. (4) - S2x19 - Don't Stop
421. (4) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?
422. (4) - S2x22 - Bella Notte
423. (4) - S2x22 - Pretending
424. (4) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat
425. (4) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat
426. (4) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love
427. (4) - S3x09 - River
428. (4) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash
429. (4) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)
430. (4) - S3x11 - Bad
431. (4) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
432. (4) - S3x11 - I Want You Back
433. (4) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You
434. (4) - S3x14 - Glad You Came
435. (4) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing
436. (4) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You
437. (4) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
438. (4) - S3x18 - School's Out
439. (4) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling
440. (4) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory
441. (4) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again
442. (4) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing
443. (4) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks
444. (4) - S4x07 - My Dark Side
445. (4) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah
446. (4) - S4x10 - White Christmas
447. (4) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home
448. (4) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone
449. (4) - S4x15 - Footloose
450. (4) - S4x17 - Creep
451. (4) - S4x19 - Outcast
452. (4) - S4x20 - Little Girls
453. (4) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)
454. (4) - S4x22 - Clarity
455. (4) - S4x22 - I Love It
456. (4) - S5x01 - Help!
457. (4) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There
458. (4) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You
459. (4) - S5x05 - On Our Way
460. (4) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
461. (4) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend
462. (4) - S5x10 - Danny's Song
463. (4) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me
464. (4) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason
465. (4) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is
466. (4) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile
467. (4) - S5x17 - Lovefool
468. (4) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star
469. (4) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up
470. (4) - S5x19 - Lucky Star
471. (4) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour
472. (4) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles
473. (4) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now
474. (4) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You
475. (4) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come
476. (4) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)
477. (4) - S6x12 - I'm His Child
478. (4) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl
479. (3) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat
480. (3) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)
481. (3) - S1x02 - Gold Digger
482. (3) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love
483. (3) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night
484. (3) - S1x08 - Thong Song
485. (3) - S1x10 - Lean On Me
486. (3) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over
487. (3) - S1x12 - Jump
488. (3) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell
489. (3) - S1x14 - Hello
490. (3) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart
491. (3) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart
492. (3) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby
493. (3) - S1x20 - Beth
494. (3) - S1x21 - Loser
495. (3) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations
496. (3) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young
497. (3) - S2x04 - Lucky
498. (3) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
499. (3) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
500. (3) - S2x12 - Firework
501. (3) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine
502. (3) - S2x16 - Hell to the No
503. (3) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart
504. (3) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth
505. (3) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again
506. (3) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely
507. (3) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)
508. (3) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night
509. (3) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You
510. (3) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart
511. (3) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher
512. (3) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl
513. (3) - S3x11 - Black or White
514. (3) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero
515. (3) - S3x14 - Stand
516. (3) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love
517. (3) - S3x16 - Night Fever
518. (3) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night
519. (3) - S3x18 - Cry
520. (3) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry
521. (3) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions
522. (3) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now
523. (3) - S3x22 - Glory Days
524. (3) - S3x22 - Forever Young
525. (3) - S4x01 - Never Say Never
526. (3) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind
527. (3) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me
528. (3) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
529. (3) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive
530. (3) - S4x07 - Superman
531. (3) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young
532. (3) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style
533. (3) - S4x09 - Something Stupid
534. (3) - S4x09 - All That Jazz
535. (3) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody
536. (3) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl
537. (3) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes
538. (3) - S4x18 - Your Song
539. (3) - S4x18 - More Than Words
540. (3) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know
541. (3) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
542. (3) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame
543. (3) - S4x22 - Wings
544. (3) - S5x01 - Drive My Car
545. (3) - S5x02 - Revolution
546. (3) - S5x03 - If I Die Young
547. (3) - S5x06 - My Life
548. (3) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
549. (3) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling
550. (3) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
551. (3) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On
552. (3) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway
553. (3) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now
554. (3) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London
555. (3) - S5x19 - I Melt with You
556. (3) - S5x20 - Girls on Film
557. (3) - S6x02 - Problem
558. (3) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend
559. (3) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love
560. (3) - S6x05 - All Out of Love
561. (3) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again
562. (3) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk
563. (3) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown
564. (3) - S6x11 - Mickey
565. (2) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling
566. (2) - S1x02 - Take a Bow
567. (2) - S1x04 - Tonight
568. (2) - S1x08 - Bust A Move
569. (2) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You
570. (2) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want
571. (2) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
572. (2) - S1x15 - Burning Up
573. (2) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You
574. (2) - S2x02 - The Only Exception
575. (2) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet
576. (2) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)
577. (2) - S2x09 - The Living Years
578. (2) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas
579. (2) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like
580. (2) - S2x15 - Kiss
581. (2) - S2x16 - Only Child
582. (2) - S2x20 - Friday
583. (2) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts
584. (2) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York
585. (2) - S3x02 - Somewhere
586. (2) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I
587. (2) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One
588. (2) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup
589. (2) - S3x11 - Ben
590. (2) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You
591. (2) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You
592. (2) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It
593. (2) - S3x13 - Home
594. (2) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly
595. (2) - S3x14 - Here's to Us
596. (2) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
597. (2) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman
598. (2) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive
599. (2) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain
600. (2) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful
601. (2) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song
602. (2) - S3x20 - Mean
603. (2) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up
604. (2) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin
605. (2) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break
606. (2) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero
607. (2) - S4x08 - Come See About Me
608. (2) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough
609. (2) - S4x09 - O Holy Night
610. (2) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock
611. (2) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You
612. (2) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)
613. (2) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By
614. (2) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)
615. (2) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You
616. (2) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts
617. (2) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
618. (2) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines
619. (2) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man
620. (2) - S5x06 - Honesty
621. (2) - S5x06 - Piano Man
622. (2) - S5x06 - You May Be Right
623. (2) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man
624. (2) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
625. (2) - S5x07 - The Fox
626. (2) - S5x11 - Vacation
627. (2) - S5x12 - Valerie
628. (2) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life
629. (2) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart
630. (2) - S5x20 - No Time At All
631. (2) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air
632. (2) - S6x04 - Bitch
633. (2) - S6x05 - Father Figure
634. (2) - S6x07 - All About That Bass
635. (2) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited
636. (2) - S6x09 - Break Free
637. (2) - S6x10 - Rather Be
638. (2) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All
639. (1) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer
640. (1) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up
641. (1) - S1x05 - Cabaret
642. (1) - S1x07 - No Air
643. (1) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants
644. (1) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)
645. (1) - S1x10 - Crush
646. (1) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell
647. (1) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl
648. (1) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust
649. (1) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody
650. (1) - S2x01 - Billionaire
651. (1) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
652. (1) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
653. (1) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction
654. (1) - S2x08 - Ohio
655. (1) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister
656. (1) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine
657. (1) - S2x14 - My Headband
658. (1) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend
659. (1) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep
660. (1) - S2x22 - My Cup
661. (1) - S3x01 - Big Spender
662. (1) - S3x04 - Bein' Green
663. (1) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself
664. (1) - S3x05 - Tonight
665. (1) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
666. (1) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas
667. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation
668. (1) - S3x13 - You're the Top
669. (1) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love
670. (1) - S4x01 - Sister Christian
671. (1) - S4x02 - Gimme More
672. (1) - S4x08 - Whistle
673. (1) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad
674. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back
675. (1) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)
676. (1) - S4x19 - Next to Me
677. (1) - S4x22 - To Love You More
678. (1) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection
679. (1) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain
680. (1) - S5x03 - No Surrender
681. (1) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree
682. (1) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars
683. (1) - S5x11 - I Love LA
684. (1) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass
685. (1) - S5x12 - Happy
686. (1) - S5x17 - NYC
687. (1) - S5x18 - The Rose
688. (1) - S6x01 - Sing
689. (1) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away
690. (1) - S6x01 - Uninvited
691. (1) - S6x02 - Viva Voce
692. (1) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster
693. (1) - S6x04 - Whip It
694. (1) - S6x05 - My Sharona
695. (1) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
696. (1) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name
697. (1) - S6x07 - Same Love
698. (1) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!
699. (1) - S6x10 - Far From Over
700. (1) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song
701. (1) - S6x11 - We Built This City
702. (1) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart
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once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]
1 Being Alive 2 Rose's Turn 3 Baby, It's Cold Outside 4 Le Jazz Hot 5 Maybe This Time 6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going 7 Come What May 8 To Sir, With Love 9 As If We Never Said Goodbye 10 Valerie 11 Somewhere Only We Know 12 Cough Syrup 13 Teenage Dream 14 Not The Boy Next Door 15 It's Too Late 16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II 17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer 18 When I Get You Alone 19 The Happening 20 The Boy Is Mine 21 Home 22 Don't You Want Me 23 How Will I Know 24 Bad Romance 25 Not While I'm Around 26 Scream 27 Shake It Out 28 On My Own 29 Hate On Me 30 Bills, Bills, Bills 31 4 Minutes 32 True Colors 33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do 34 Go Your Own Way 35 Jessie's Girl 36 Proud Mary 37 Tongue Tied 38 Last Christmas 39 Somebody Loves You 40 Back To Black 41 Sweet Transvestite 42 For Good 43 At The Ballet 44 Gloria 45 Blame It (On The Alcohol) 46 Like A Prayer 47 So Emotional 48 Misery 49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation 50 Toxic 51 Don't Speak 52 Born This Way 53 Dog Days Are Over 54 Defying Gravity 55 Last Name 56 Womanizer 57 I Will Always Love You 58 Broadway Baby 59 The Lady Is A Tramp 60 I'm A Slave 4 U 61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre 62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll 63 Bust Your Windows 64 Candyman 65 Brave 66 Boys / Boyfriend 67 The Scientist 68 The Scientist (Acapella) 69 Dream On 70 Hey Jude 71 I Lived 72 I'm Still Here 73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 74 Me Against The Music 75 Like A Virgin 76 My Man 77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World 78 I Have Nothing 79 Blackbird 80 Got To Get You Into My Life 81 Animal 82 3 83 I Follow Rivers 84 Just The Way You Are 85 Constant Craving 86 Don't Stop Me Now 87 Hung Up 88 Let's Have A Kiki 89 Love Shack 90 Marry The Night 91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another 92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay 93 I Want To Hold Your Hand 94 All You Need Is Love 95 Getting Married Today 96 Don't Rain On My Parade 97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals) 98 We've Got Tonite 99 Smooth Criminal 100 Uptown Girl 101 Sway 102 If I Die Young 103 No One Is Alone 104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee 105 No Scrubs 106 Mamma Mia 107 Papa Don't Preach 108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version) 109 Santa Baby 110 We Found Love 111 Roar 112 She's Not There 113 Spotlight 114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile 115 Some Nights 116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You 117 You Make Me Feel So Young 118 You Keep Me Hangin' On 119 I'll Stand By You (Amber) 120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move 121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy 122 Funny Girl 123 Cold Hearted 124 Keep Holding On 125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way 126 I Know Where I've Been 127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 128 Hopelessly Devoted To You 129 Homeward Bound / Home 130 Into The Groove 131 Hold On 132 Tell Him 133 Nutbush City Limits 134 Because You Loved Me 135 Perfect 136 Cherish / Cherish 137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life 140 Tik Tok 141 The Safety Dance 142 Oops!... I Did It Again 143 Run Joey Run 144 Time Warp 145 Something's Coming 146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 148 Vogue 149 Downtown 150 Diva 151 Dancing With Myself 152 Rockstar 153 Wrecking Ball 154 We Are Young 155 I Saw Her Standing There 156 Jumpin', Jumpin' 157 Just Can't Get Enough 158 Take Me To Church 159 Wannabe 160 It's All Over 161 Take Me Home Tonight 162 If I Were A Boy 163 Landslide 164 Pompeii 165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 166 Christmas Wrapping 167 Buenos Aires 168 Call Me Maybe 169 You Can't Stop The Beat 170 Seasons Of Love 171 Safety Dance 172 Dream A Little Dream 173 Alfie 174 I Want To Break Free 175 Baby One More Time 176 A House Is Not A Home 177 Daydream Believer 178 I Don't Know How To Love Him 179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio 180 Suddenly Seymour 181 People 182 Silly Love Songs 183 Love Song 184 Shout It Out Loud 185 Some People 186 One Of Us 187 Sing! 188 Up Up Up 189 Torn 190 Popular 191 This Is The New Year 192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light 193 Let It Snow 194 Let It Be 195 Never Can Say Goodbye 196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me 197 La Isla Bonita 198 Tightrope 199 My Love Is Your Love 200 Love Is A Battlefield 201 Losing My Religion 202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart 203 This Time 204 I Dreamed A Dream 205 Leaving On A Jet Plane 206 Locked Out Of Heaven 207 Chandelier 208 Girl On Fire 209 Telephone 210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina 211 Human Nature 212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine 213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do 214 Make You Feel My Love 215 Stronger 216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 216 Pumpin' Blood 218 Papa Can You Hear Me? 219 Summer Nights 220 Sweet Caroline 221 Superstition 222 We Will Rock You 223 Alone 224 Hello, I Love You 225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) 226 A Hard Day's Night 227 Mine 228 My Prerogative 229 Beauty School Drop Out 230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) 231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 232 Every Breath You Take 233 Express Yourself 234 Everybody Talks 235 Everytime 236 Marry You 237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash 238 My Favorite Things 239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 240 River Deep, Mountain High 241 My Life Would Suck Without You 242 Be Okay 243 Applause 244 Cool 245 All I Want For Christmas Is You 246 American Boy 247 Cell Block Tango 248 Breakaway 249 Don't Dream It's Over 250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) 251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? 252 Without You 253 Science Fiction Double Feature 254 Loser Like Me 255 I Kissed A Girl 256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams 258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 259 Empire State Of Mind 260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone 261 Take My Breath Away 262 You Get What You Give 263 Take On Me 264 Beautiful 265 It's Time 266 ABC 267 Afternoon Delight 268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl 269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1) 270 Colorblind 271 Cool Kids 272 Dancing Queen 273 Songbird 274 Somebody That I Used To Know 275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella 276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty 277 Borderline / Open Your Heart 278 In My Life 279 I'm Still Standing 280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? 282 Do They Know It's Christmas? 283 Mustang Sally 284 Pinball Wizard 285 Anything Could Happen 286 America 287 Any Way You Want It 288 Higher Ground 289 Flashdance... What A Feeling 290 My Life 291 Let It Go 292 If I Can't Have You 293 L-O-V-E 294 Closer 295 Addicted To Love 296 Heroes 297 A Boy Like That 298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl 299 Holding Out For A Hero 300 Dinosaur 301 Disco Inferno 302 Party All The Time 303 Raise Your Glass 304 Push It 305 Lean On Me 306 Pure Imagination 307 Lovefool 308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' 309 Americano / Dance Again 310 All Of Me 311 At Last 312 Promises, Promises 313 Hair / Crazy In Love 314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 315 Chasing Pavements 316 Don't You (Forget About Me) 317 Love Child 318 School's Out 319 Poker Face 320 Boogie Shoes 321 Bootylicious 322 I Love New York / New York, New York 323 One Less Bell To Answer 324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 325 Rehab 326 I Don't Want To Know 327 Shout 328 I'm The Greatest Star 329 I Love It 330 Never Say Never 331 Juke Box Hero 332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 333 Glad You Came 334 For Once In My Life 335 Here Comes The Sun 336 Baby It's You 337 Drive My Car 338 Last Friday Night 339 Roots Before Branches 340 The Only Exception 341 Survivor / I Will Survive 342 All Or Nothing 343 Time After Time 344 You're The One That I Want 345 Yeah! 346 Starships 347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 348 Story Of My Life 349 Something 350 We Need A Little Christmas 351 Gold Digger 352 Beth 353 Fighter 354 Forget You 355 How To Be A Heartbreaker 356 Get Back 357 Love You Like A Love Song 358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) 359 We Got The Beat 360 Make 'Em Laugh 361 Sing 362 U Can't Touch This 363 Try A Little Tenderness 364 Pony 365 On Our Way 366 Lucky Star 367 Loser 368 Over The Rainbow 369 Outcast 370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind 371 What Makes You Beautiful 372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet 373 Wide Awake 374 Wishin' And Hoping 375 Yesterday 376 Out Here On My Own 377 You're All The World To Me 378 Somethin' Stupid 379 Someday We'll Be Together 380 River 381 The Longest Time 382 Somebody To Love 383 The Edge Of Glory 384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year 385 Lucky 386 Memory 387 Mary's Boy Child 388 Longest Time 389 My Dark Side 390 Taking Chances 391 The First Noël 392 Smile 393 Celebrity Skin 394 All That Jazz 395 A Thousand Years 396 Big Girls Don't Cry 397 Ain't No Way 398 Don't Sleep In The Subway 399 Doo Wop (That Thing) 400 Don't Stop 401 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 402 New York State Of Mind 403 Turning Tables 404 Vacation 405 Fire 406 Hold It Against Me 407 I've Gotta Be Me 408 Endless Love 409 Run The World (Girls) 410 Saving All My Love For You 411 Give Up The Funk 412 I Am Changing 413 I Melt With You 414 I Could Have Danced All Night 415 Fat Bottomed Girls 416 Hot For Teacher 417 Never Going Back Again 418 Imagine 419 Jolene 420 Arthur's Theme 421 Damn It, Janet 422 Control 423 Barracuda 424 Copacabana 425 Barely Breathing 426 I Look To You 427 Come Sail Away 428 Jump 429 Clarity 430 Friday I'm In Love 431 Jar Of Hearts 432 It's Not Unusual 433 Footloose 434 Here Comes Santa Claus 435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy 436 Help! 437 Greased Lightning 438 Hell To The No 439 All Out Of Love 440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 441 Candles 442 All By Myself 443 Hello Goodbye 444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 445 I Say A Little Prayer 446 It Must Have Been Love 447 Just Give Me A Reason 448 Come See About Me 449 Born To Hand Jive 450 I Want To Know What Love Is 451 I Wish 452 I'll Remember 453 Get It Right 454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life 455 I'll Stand By You (Cory) 456 Forever Young 457 A Change Would Do You Good 458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song) 459 Best Day Of My Life 460 An Innocent Man 461 Dreams 462 All About That Bass 463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé) 464 Black Or White 465 Baby 466 Bad 467 Problem 468 Oh Chanukah 469 What Kind Of Fool 470 Wings 471 You're My Best Friend 472 You're All I Need To Get By 473 White Christmas 474 Whenever I Call You Friend 475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) 477 Wedding Bell Blues 478 More Than A Feeling 479 More Than A Woman 480 Our Day Will Come 481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 482 Here's To Us 483 Honesty 484 Hall Of Fame 485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now 486 Teach Your Children 487 Night Fever 488 What The World Needs Now 489 Listen 490 Let Me Love You 491 Live While We're Young 492 Light Up The World 493 Trouty Mouth 494 Werewolves Of London 495 Kiss 496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 498 Mickey 499 Mean 500 Mercy 501 Merry Christmas Darling 502 Let's Wait Awhile 503 Man In The Mirror 504 Rather Be 505 Rise 506 Good Vibrations 507 Faithfully 508 Firework 509 How Deep Is Your Love 510 Fix You 511 Fire And Rain 512 Give Your Heart A Break 513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 514 Little Girls 515 Cry 516 Bust A Move 517 Bridge Over Troubled Water 518 Bring Him Home 519 Cheek To Cheek 520 Break Free 521 As Long As You're There 522 Big Ass Heart 523 Bitch 524 Bamboleo / Hero 525 Away In A Manger 526 Deck The Rooftop 527 Christmas Eve With You 528 Angels We Have Heard On High 529 Creep 530 Crush 531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine 532 Lose My Breath 533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise) 534 What I Did For Love 535 Wake Me Up 536 Thousand Miles 537 Take A Bow 538 Still Got Tonight 539 The Music Of The Night 540 Stereo Hearts 541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) 542 Take Me Or Leave Me 543 I'm The Only One 544 Isn't She Lovely 545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 547 Unchained Melody 548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 549 You Have More Friends Than You Know 550 You Should Be Dancing 551 I'm His Child 552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend 553 Somewhere 554 So Far Away 555 Uptown Funk 556 The Winner Takes It All 557 They Long To Be Close To You 558 Tonight 559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 560 You May Be Right 561 To Love You More 562 Don't Wanna Lose You 563 Do You Hear What I Hear? 564 Ice Ice Baby 565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 566 Don't Make Me Over 567 I Won't Give Up 568 I'll Be Home For Christmas 569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 570 I Still Believe / Super Bass 571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 572 I Want You Back 573 Father Figure 574 Everybody Hurts 574 Gangnam Style 576 We Are The Champions 577 Stayin' Alive 578 Superman 579 The Rose 580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly 582 Gives You Hell 583 I Love L.A. 584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 585 O Holy Night 586 Only The Good Die Young 587 One 588 Silent Night 589 Piano Man 590 Sexy And I Know It 591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band 592 Pretending 593 Physical 594 Danny's Song 595 Stand 596 The Final Countdown 597 You Can't Always Get What You Want 598 You Are Woman, I Am Man 599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 600 Your Song 601 Say 602 No Air 603 Need You Now 604 No Surrender 605 Piece Of My Heart 606 Thong Song 607 Blurred Lines 608 Another One Bites The Dust 609 I Was Here 610 Bella Notte 611 I Know What Boys Like 612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 613 Glory Days 614 Friday 615 More Than Words 616 Waiting For A Girl Like You 617 Welcome Christmas 618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) 619 You Give Love A Bad Name 620 We Built This City 621 Whistle 622 Who Are You Now? 623 You And I / You And I 624 Take Care Of Yourself 625 Tell Me Something Good 626 The Rain In Spain 627 Can't Fight This Feeling 628 Jingle Bell Rock 629 In Your Eyes 630 Hello 631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 632 I Only Have Eyes For You 633 Jingle Bells 634 Joy To The World 635 I Wanna Sex You Up 636 Fight For Your Right (To Party) 637 Feliz Navidad 638 I'm So Excited 639 Uninvited 640 The Living Years 641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) 642 O Christmas Tree 643 One Love (People Get Ready) 644 Ohio 645 Only Child 646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love 647 My Sharona 648 Dance The Night Away 649 Poison 650 My Cup 651 Not The End 652 What It Feels Like For A Girl 653 Listen To Your Heart 654 Little Drummer Boy 655 One Hand, One Heart 656 Bein' Green 657 Big Spender 658 Billionaire 659 Ben 660 Gimme More 661 Burning Up 662 Hey Ya! 663 Hey, Soul Sister 664 Baby Got Back 665 Blue Christmas 666 Bohemian Rhapsody 667 Far From Over 668 The Trolley Song 669 Starlight Express 670 Whip It 671 You're The Top 672 Red Solo Cup 673 Next To Me 674 Rolling In The Deep 675 Rainbow Connection 676 La Cucaracha 677 (You're) Having My Baby 678 A Little Less Conversation 679 Happy 680 Highway To Hell 681 Same Love 682 Rock Lobster 683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun
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did this on twitter for hana and bon! i’ll put all their answers under the cut, please enjoy <3
HANA:
1. what's their favorite beverage - alcoholic and/or non-alcoholic? hana likes nice, comforting warm drinks like hot chocolate and apple cider, he hasn't really had experience with alcoholic drinks 2. what's their favorite flavor? (spicy, sweet, sour, etc.) umami tbh, some nice hearty savory stew flavors 3. what's their favorite food? BEEF Clapping hands sign STEW Clapping hands sign he also like sweets, pastries and candies and whatnot 4. breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks - which do they look forward to the most? dinner cause he imagines it as a family meal, and also it's the heartiest meal 5. do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate? bland things like.. boiled green beans.. like.. wet tasteless vegetables.. he is not a fan but who is tbh 6. can they tolerate spicy food? yeah! he likes some good heat in his meals 7. what is their favorite animal? DRAGONS! cause they're cool. also... because baby. 8. what do they wear to bed? boxers or nothing in his own home, in the castle tho he wears like. pj bottoms. 9. what position do they like to sleep in? curled up around a pillow or in a blanket, or flopped on his belly 10. are they a morning person or a night owl? he would like to be a morning person, but he tends to get excited about whatever he's working on and accidentally staying up late, which then makes him sleep in late.. 11. are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily? HEAVY SLEEPER. the boy sleeps like a rock. 12. it's a rainy day, what will they do cooped up inside all day? hana has a WHOLE ROOM of stuff to work on. he tries to get old tech up and running again (with.. limited resources) or to get it to be useful in other ways. 13. do they have a favorite scent or smell? honestly... musty smell of city that was cut off and unused for a thousand years. 14. what do they smell like? do they wear perfume or cologne? a little bit sweaty, a little musty from hanging out in an abandoned city, a little like oil, wood shavings.. he smells like whatever he's been working on. he tries to just smell neutral around other people. 15. baths or showers? BATHS! BUBBLES! RELAX TIME!! taking time just to be hana. nice. 16. how good are they at cooking? it's not gourmet or anything but he can cook a tasty meal. he's worse at baking but he's practicing!! 17. what's their favorite time of year and why? winter!!! pretty snow.. relaxing quiet.. getting to go inside and get all warm and cozy.. nice. 18. do they have a favorite holiday? tbh i dont know what holidays there are in kos world... i oughta think of that.. but anything with people getting together and celebrating together is something he'd like to participate in someday 19. do they prefer buying or receiving gifts? buying!!!! hana loves giving gifts. tbh he doesn't receive a lot of gifts. maybe like.. a jar of jam one time and it made him cry. he kept the jar. 20. how tall are they, and how do they feel about their height? 4' even. he's fine with his height tbh, his insecurities come in when he thinks about what OTHER people think about his height. he definitely recognizes that he looks different than everyone he's been around. 21. can they play any instruments? not really.. he made a guitar once. was NOT good at it. 22. do they have a nice singing voice? NO! cant keep a tune to save his life, but he's the only one (besides baby) who's heard him sing so it really hasn't mattered 23. do they talk to themselves? YES! it could seem like he's talking to baby, but really... she can be asleep or somewhere else and he's just still talking to himself. who else does he have to talk to?! let him live. 24. do they enjoy music? what kind? tbh he probably enjoys "old timey" music he found in the ancient city so like.. synth pop LMAO 25. do they make friends easily? yes! surprisingly, from his popularity in the town. he had a bad first impression whoops. but he's just very charming and sweet and wants to be your friend. 26. surprise birthday party! how do they react? crying. happy crying. but a lot of crying. he won't stop. please stop crying hana. second surprise party would go over better, he'd just cry at the beginning and then have fun at the party. 27. what is their favorite flower, if they have one? hydrangea.. symbolize heartfelt emotions 28. how does your character feel about wearing jewelry? neutral? i like putting him in a lot of jewelry, but it's not something he'd do himself. besides like. his ear and nose piercings (and the other one lol) those are kind of special. he's had those since before he can remember 29. if they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece? his teal earrings! he was gifted those (one of the like 2 gifts he's received lol) by someone very important to him 30. fashion forward or fashion disaster? fashion neutral? he's definitely not fashionable when he dresses himself (in the clothes he made himself lmao) but he's not like.. offensively disastrous 31. what kind of underwear does your character wear? boxer briefs? for comfort. that's hana's goal picking out his own clothes. comfort. 32. do they wear makeup? what kind? not regularly but he's not against it. he likes looking pretty. he likes eyeliners especially but will sit there and let u put whatever on his face. 33. do they paint their nails? HELL YEAH he paints his toenails since he works with his hands and it'd chip off. after bath nail painting time. paints baby's claws too. 34. are they quick to get haircuts or do they often let it grow out? after his introduction to the townspeople with his hair that had been grown out for years and NOT well taken care of.. he keeps up with haircuts now. he doesn't want to give people reasons to dislike him lmao 35. do they know how to whistle? through the front gap in his fangs yes 36. or how to braid hair? he knows how to braid his own hair for sure. he hasn't had other hair to practice on but he would know how to braid like.. leather cord or stuff for other crafts projects. so i think he'd be good at it. he'd learn like fancy patterns and such 37. are they scared if anything in nature - bugs, snakes, lightning, being on the water, etc.? lightning and storms definitely. he spent his formative years under a mountain, safe from all that, any sort of dangerous weather freaks him out. 38. have they ever thought they were about to die? not that he remembers. but there were times. 39. how do they react to getting sick? a big baby. snuggled up in a thousand blankets with chicken noodle soup and hot teas. 40. are they afraid of blood? not especially? he's been injured before and had to patch himself up. bad injuries tho... lots of blood..... he wouldn't do great with that. 41. how do they earn money? hana builds and repairs stuff for the town mostly in exchange for produce and such. he doesn't really.. have money. 42. are they satisfied with their occupation or long to do something else? he enjoys helping people, so in that way he's satisfied. he'd rather people were more interested in his side job of repairing old tech and making his own tech stuff but... that's not legal. 43. how creative are they? quite creative! he has a number of different crafting hobbies and is always looking for more. he's not great at like.. like if you gave him a paintbrush and were like 'paint' he would just paint whatever was in front of him. not some imagined thing. 44. do they know how to draw? how skilled are they? he's good at like.. accurately drawn schematics? technical drawings. i dont think he would be great at like. portraits tho. like. he could probably draw an accurate face but it'd like completely lifeless. 45. what do they carry around with them during the day (ie in their pockets, a bag, a purse...) 1) a baby 2) his tablet, that's what's with him all the time.. except rn in the story.. when he is without both.. :( 46. do they have a sweet tooth? OH YEAH. he doesn't get a lot of sweets where he is (he's working on learning how to bake them) so he really enjoys good sweets when he gets his hand on them 47. haute cuisine or cheap eats? hana likes good homemade food, i guess cheap eats would be the closer of the two 48. do they know how to swim? HONESTLY.. PROBABLY NOT.. boy has not been around water much 49. do they have any scars? how did they get them? nah! at this point he is more or less scar free. i'm sure he has a few tiny ones from like.. when baby was playing a bit too wildly or something and he got a nasty little scratch but nothing like... big. 50. what kind of handwriting do they have? neat, messy, cursive, MESSY. like a kid who was never really taught how to write. he usually writes on his tablet, which has been taught how to recognize his handwriting and converts it to readable text.
BON:
bon can be hard so on questions where it's not really applicable now (like.. favorite foods and the like), i'll just go with what WOULD have been the case. when he was younger. 1. what's their favorite beverage - alcoholic and/or non-alcoholic? flavored sparkling waters, he likes the bubbles. he likes high alcohol content drinks, so it does its job. 2. what's their favorite flavor? (spicy, sweet, sour, etc.) he likes fresh, citrus-y flavors, whatever category that slots into. 3. what's their favorite food? THE ALL POWERFUL ORANGE, a good orange is a treat for bon 4. breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks - which do they look forward to the most? snacks, cause he can generally eat them alone and not be judged 5. do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate? puddings and yogurts and stuff like that, soft foods 6. can they tolerate spicy food? a fair amount, but he does have limits (he will not admit it) 7. what is their favorite animal? farm animals, especially working animals, they're nice and usually calm, bon likes that 8. what do they wear to bed? either whatever he's wearing at the time he knocks out or nothin 9. what position do they like to sleep in? huddled in a corner 10. are they a morning person or a night owl? BOTH! he's not a sleeper. if you find him sleeping its because he was probably up the past 3+ days and he just knocked out. 11. are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily? if he's sleeping cause he hadn't slept the past week, he doesn't wake up easily, but if it's a purposeful rest he wakes up to a pin dropping. also re: bon sleeping, he technically can go without sleep indefinitely but he has to go into his lava form to kinda.. refresh his stats so to speak 12. it's a rainy day, what will they do cooped up inside all day? pre-incident: read! study! practice magic. post-incident: think about mortality and stare at a wall 13. do they have a favorite scent or smell? fresh air on a cool day. but he's also nostalgic about the stink smell of a tavern. 14. what do they smell like? do they wear perfume or cologne? ash and smoke. and on special days ;) burnt flesh ;) he doesn't wear perfume or cologne, he just smells weird all the time. 15. baths or showers? showers, a quick spray down and then he's out of the water as quick as possible. 16. how good are they at cooking? QUITE! bon can cook and he can cook good. he's stayed with a lot of families over the years and learned a lot of good tricks and recipes, plus what he learned from when he was growing up and would somewhat regularly cook for himself. 17. what's their favorite time of year and why? summer. he does well in the heat. also the days are longest. bon likes it when it's light out. 18. do they have a favorite holiday? bon doesn't like holidays! cause holidays come with traditions. and traditions come with expectations. and expectations come with punishments. 19. do they prefer buying or receiving gifts? giving, i guess? receiving gifts can come with a price. but it's nice to give a gift and know you expect nothing in return. 20. how tall are they, and how do they feel about their height? bonk is 5'9", he's fine with it 21. can they play any instruments? YES!!! he can play a variety, his favorites are harp and fiddle, though he also can play a mean flute, though that was mostly from his upbringing so he doesn't like it all too much 22. do they have a nice singing voice? YES!!!!! he has a most beautiful voice. he can rouse a room with a good folk song or bring a room to tears with a mournful ballad 23. do they talk to themselves? ahahaha yes. we have already seen this in comic. bon struggles with differentiating between reality and his.. imagination i guess. so. that can often lead to him just talking to himself. 24. do they enjoy music? what kind? yes! bon enjoys all sorts of music, but mostly songs you can sing along to. bar songs, shanties, ballads, he enjoys them all. he like songs that have an emotion to them if that makes sense. 25. do they make friends easily? NO. bon is both unfriendly and untrusting. however. if you are nice to him but once........... he Will die for you. and he will die for any child. loves childs. 26. surprise birthday party! how do they react? POORLY. either confused why people thought it would be a fun idea or angry that he was caught off guard. now... if you do it right..... have the surprise just be like.. a cake waiting at home or something.. a quiet night.. he will appreciate it. he Will die for you. 27. what is their favorite flower, if they have one? daffodil.. rebirth.. eternal life.. unrequited love.. perfect 28. how does your character feel about wearing jewelry? he's not a huge fan tbh. makes him feel like someone's shiny show piece. but he does like an earring or two or three 29. if they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece? he doesn't wear jewelry regularly :( but he likes earrings! he likes little hoops that go on the top of his big ears 30. fashion forward or fashion disaster? more fashion forward than a disaster. he doesn't dress himself like.. super well.. cause his clothing tends to not last super long, but he knows how to look good 31. what kind of underwear does your character wear? NONE he's flying free 32. do they wear makeup? what kind? again, not any regularly, but will rock a good eyeliner if offered 33. do they paint their nails? no lmao good luck painting his lava nails, he'll melt ur brush, oh god and im sure the smell of burning nail polish is just awful 34. are they quick to get haircuts or do they often let it grow out? he cuts his hair pretty frequently (not well) he cuts like.. parts at a time. like 'hm this section looks a lil long' CHOP~ 35. do they know how to whistle? like a got damn bird 36. or how to braid hair? yes! he is good at this. 37. are they scared if anything in nature - bugs, snakes, lightning, being on the water, etc.? not really? he's had a lot of experience living outdoors so things that may have scared him at one point have been dealt with and most things it's like 'well i cant die so it really doesnt matter', cold and rain it's like 'well ill get real hecked up for a while but.. whatever' 38. have they ever thought they were about to die? YES! quite a few times, though not anymore lmao. one of the first times he ran away from home and nearly starved to death, the... incident, and when he was turned into a basbeo, just to name a few 39. how do they react to getting sick? pretending like he's not. pushing himself too hard until he cannot pretend anymore. nowadays tho.. he just turn into lava man and boom. all better. 40. are they afraid of blood? nah, he's seen plenty of it by this point to just not even register it. not even mostly his own! see this isn't a sad answer. 41. how do they earn money? HE DON'T! what use does a dog have for money u feel me 42. are they satisfied with their occupation or long to do something else? bon was basically a travelling bard at one point and oh boy he longs to go back to those days. his current occupation of 'guy who steals, kidnaps, murders and destroys on command' just isn't fulfilling for him. 43. how creative are they? i'd say pretty creative. he's not really doing anything with it right now, but he's a pretty imaginative guy. 44. do they know how to draw? how skilled are they? i think so! i figure that would be part of his lessons when he was younger. so he's probably.. too good at it. opposite of hana, where he's be good at portraiture and like.. pretty scenes. this also makes me think of little bon running around and putting lil devil horns on his mom's portraits 45. what do they carry around with them during the day (ie in their pockets, a bag, a purse...) doesn't really have.. a lot of things.. in the same vein tho, that jacket he wears, he's had for a while, and it's been through a lot now (i.e. the missing bottom) but. it's something he repairs and takes care of. it's special to him. for reasons. 46. do they have a sweet tooth? not especially, he doesn't like Sugar Sweet stuff, but he does like.. apples n stuff. he'll eat a peach croissant and enjoy it. everything in balance. 47. haute cuisine or cheap eats? cheap eats: more food for less 48. do they know how to swim? yes but he doesn't do it anymore cause he'll get too cold and seize up and lava man will just become a rock. he can use like.. hot tubs and very warm baths. he CAN enjoy those. 49. do they have any scars? how did they get them? well! bon had scars previous to his charred limbs (you'll see them soon) from being burned. because of.. reasons. i never know how depressing to get when talking about bon :( anyways, his charred limbs didn't happen immediately after becoming a basbeo. it basically happens when there's like.. a struggle for control between bon, his elemental, and who or whatever (maighstir, priomh, tera, his cuffs, etc.) is trying to control bon's transformation abilities. like either trying to use more power than he's being allowed, or to resist using it at all. they feel weird and crusty and leathery and warm! so the last one is kind of nice. it is unpleasant to hold his hand. 50. what kind of handwriting do they have? neat, messy, cursive, BOY CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE! he used to have really neat cursive handwriting like.. calligraphy style.
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liberty-barnes · 3 years
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Miah’s 1K Celebration
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so...
welcome to the mess that is my 1k celebration cause i’m unable to make simple choices and can’t stand the thought of letting people down
as you can see, i’m perfectly normal
the literal 1005 people following me would disagree on that but heyyy details
so anyway
one thousand
one bloody thousand people following me
my inicial reaction is whyyyy??? i’m just a bisexual disaster who sometimes writes a half decent fanfic but you deemed me worthy of your follow?
then i started crying cause yk
but bottomline is, i love you all, you’re the bestest people in the whole entire world, so i’m gonna make both a sleepover and a writing challenge
sleepover cause i like answering questions
writing challenge cause it gives me a chance to show you all other artists and discover other artists myself cause we all need them and they deserve more recognition
special shoutout to my mutuals who i’ll tag at the end for always being there for me and supporting me through every high and every low, y’all are the real heroes here
BUT ANYWAY, ONTO THE CELEBRATION PART, WHICH FINDS ITSELF UNDER THE CUT OTHERWISE IT’D BE TOO BIG TO PROPERLY REBLOG (i tend to ramble a bit, but you already knew that)
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Starts: December 11th 2020
Ends: December 20th 2020
Who can participate: everyone, anon or not! no need to be following me either
send me asks for:
✨ my opinion on...
🌻 cast my mutuals as...
🎵 i'll put my playlist on shuffle and give you a song
🍉 random fact about me
🦔 what's my favorite...
🍀 i'll give you advice (or just listen to you rant, if you want)
💬 last text [insert person] sent me
💌 handwritten letter
🎬 movie rec
📖 fic or blog rec
📘 inspiration behind [insert fic name], how i came up with it or if you have questions about it
🖋 line from one of my WIPs (tell me if you want fluff or angst, i won't tell you the pairing or anything, that's no fun)
💋 kiss, date, marry [insert people]
🎤 give me a song an i'll do a mini cover of it (it will be 1min long tops cause that's all tumblr can take lmao)
📷 random picture from my camera roll (you can request a theme if you want, like pictures from my childhood or awkward pics or something)
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Rules:
• Open to anyone (don't have to be following me)
• Send me a DM or ask with the prompt(s) you want (two people tops per work) and who you're writing about
• Smut is allowed but make sure to put it in the warnings
• I will accept works for any Marvel character or cast member, part of the Holland clan, 1D member or affiliated, Teen Wolf characters or cast member, Maze Runner character or cast member
• Can be reader inserts or not, but please specify it in your DM/ask too
• Tag me when you're done
• All works will be rebloged under #Miah's 1k writing challenge and put in a masterlist that will be specifically created for this writing challenge
Starts: December 11th 2020
Ends: January 11th 2020
Prompt list:
1. “Is that my shirt?” “You mean our shirt?”
2. “Home stopped being a place when you entered my life.”
3. “Stop moving and let me braid your hair.”
4. “Could you say that again?” “Were you not listening?” “No I was, I just like hearing your voice.”
5. “Can you just please hold me?”
6. “You come here often?” “Well considering I work here, yes.”
7. “Can I stay here tonight?”
8. “You’re really warm.”
9. “I’ve been in-love with you since we were kids.”
10. “Why are you wearing my sweater?” “Because it smells like you.”
11. “You are crushing me right now.”
12. “Darling I love you and all, but please get out of my kitchen.”
13. "I leave you alone for five minutes and this happens."
14. "I didn't fall. The floor looked lonely so I wanted to hug it." "Then why are you crying?" "It was an emotional reunion."
15. "There's no such thing as too many fairy lights."
16. “I’m leaving.” “Of course you are, that’s all you know how to do.”
17. “I love you.” “No you don’t”
18. “Any other lies left to tell me?”
19. “I miss the old you.”
20. “What happened to their happily ever after?” “Not all love stories get a happily ever after, sometimes it’s just once upon a time.”
21. “Lie to me. I don’t care what you say, just lie to me. Make me feel okay again.”
22. “Give me one reason why I shouldn’t leave.”
23. "It's okay. It's not your fault that I couldn't be enough."
24. "Please don't leave me."
25. "You have the emotional range of a teaspoon."
26. "Will you shut up for once in your life?"
27. "This isn't about us."
28. "I will shove a christmas tree so far up your ass that when you open your mouth we'll see the fairy lights."
29. "I'm not crying, my eyes are sweating"
30. "Is that blood?" "Yes, but it's not mine." "Is that supposed to make it better?"
31. "I’ll drink to that.” “You drink to everything.” “Cheers!”
32. “Why is arson always your first answer?”
33. "What are you doing?" "What does it look like I'm doing?"
34. "I can explain!" "Then explain." "Okay, I can't explain."
35. "Get out of here with your facts. Just because you're accurate does not mean you're interesting."
36. "How many hearts did you break while trying to keep yours intact?"
37. "I know everything. It's in the job description."
38. "One more word out of you and I'll rip your throat out with my teeth."
39. "Do you listen to girl in red?"
40. "Is that code for something or am I just paranoid?"
41. "With how things have been going, I might as well start working at a circus."
42. "I love (him/her/them)." "Then why did you give up?" "Cause (he/she/they) deserved better."
43. "I want to ask but something tells me the answer will be more disturbing than anything I can think of."
44. "Do you think he's... *flicks wrist*?"
45. "Do I look like an idiot to you?" "Do you want me to answer that honestly or politely?"
46. "Just how clumsy are you?"
47. "So... the weather?"
48. "Just leave."
49. "Don't you fucking dare!"
50. "You don't have to talk right now. But whenever you're ready, if you're ever ready, I'll be here to listen."
tagging and complimenting my amazing mutuals cause y’all deserve it
@parkersbliss​ thank you for marrying me, first of all, and for being the most amazing wife one could ask. i wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you and i will never stop ebing thankful for your existence
@peterspideyy​ thank you for listening to my rants along with grace and supporting me during all my simping, you’re the sweetest thing existing since powdered sugar
@theamazingtomholland​ thank you for always putting a smile on my face, reminding me that i’m loved everyday and just being you, cause it’s the best thing you could be
@lozzypoz321​ thank you for listening to me rant abt my fics and how much i hate writing and then motivating me to write again or do basic things like get out of bed lmao (we still have the best taste in music)
@everything-is-alrightt​ kenzie lovely, thank you for being the pure little ball of unfiltered joy that you are cause even thinking about you and the jump shit your brothers get up to makes me smile like crazy, you’re amazing and don’t you dare forget it
@spider-trash​ thank you for being my brother, going alon with my ridiculous schemes for corrupting posie and making me laugh out loud every time you come up with something even worse, you’re the coolest bro i could ask for
and finally, thank you @fallinfortom​ for inspiring me to write in the first place, being an amazing mum to us, an actual good role model for me to have and for your random appearances in my dreams and the fun english teacher who makes us read tom holland fics instead of english literature. you’re amazing and i’m incredibly thankful to know you
love you all to the ends of the universe and back again, Miah
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im-hqlover · 4 years
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50 random prompts
Just stuff I was writing to maybe get out of my write block a little bit, so I just let my imagination run while writing very random things. (some are pretty crazy and meaningless, I know, but this is what happens when I let my imagination run wild xD) but I must admit, it was fun to do that, maybe I should do more... Welp, feel free to use, and if you do, please mark me, I would love to read what you have written =)
1. "I believed you could be better"
2. "Who knew that dreams could come true?"
3. "The rain relaxes me"
4. "Having courage doesn't mean not being afraid, in fact, if it weren't for fear, there would be no courage."
5. "The power of love is greater than you think"
6. "Fairy tales are real and I will prove you"
7. "A... talking pumpkin?"
8. "I must admit, for that I really didn't expect"
9. "What did you have in mind? Shit?" 
10. "I ate a cloud, and I don't know if I should be worried or not"
11. "What you want is closer to you than you think"
12. "The future is difficult to unravel, as it doesn't always look what it really is."
13. "True love kiss? Are you kidding me?"
14. "I never believed in love at first sight, but everything changed when I met you."
15. "Magic is different than in stories and movies"
16. "There is still light at the end of the tunnel, I just hope that light isn't the headlight of a train coming towards us"
17. "When the universe gives you lemons, it squeezes them in your eyes and laughs in your face, and says it wasn't even the beginning."
18. "Everything you believe can change with one simple fact"
19. "Music is the door of the soul, let it in and show your way."
20. "Things don't have to make sense to exist"
21. "Humans thinks they are so superior, but in the end they are just ants."
22. "Don't think, feel."
23. "Life is like a roller coaster"
24. "I know it's not Christmas, but I'm in the mood for Christmas, so I decided to give you this gift."
25. "You're an idiot *laughs*"
26. "Never expect anything from anyone, it is the only way to not get hurt."
27. "Never trust the cute yellow-eyed dog, he's more than meets the eye."
28. "I'm not crazy! You who are!"
29. "The magic feather..."
30. "I thought that was impossible"
31. "My life was hell before I met you… and when I met you... it just made something worse that I thought was impossible to make worse!"
32. "I've lived my whole life just fine without you before, so I don't need you now."
33. "It is a great coincidence that we met", "no coincidence, destiny."
34. "I love you more than anything in this world, if I need to live on the street to be by your side I will go. I just want you to know that you are everything to me, and even if an apocalypse happens, everything will be fine as long as I have you"
35. "You are so corny.", "But you are blushing"
36. "Is your blood… silver?"
37. "Love is sacrifice, and I am willing to do that, because I love you."
38. "If you keep stealing my food I swear I will kill you without mercy."
39. "Coffee is my energy, it's my life, my soul, it's-"
40. "I can't live without you, so please don't die."
41. "I really need to write, but nothing I write seems to be good enough, and that is frustrating me."
42. "The worst thing for a writer, in my opinion, is having ideas, but being unable to produce them"
43. "I am Merlin, and if you laugh at me again you will be turned into a hamster!"
44. "I don't believe in soul mates, that was something idiots invented in the hope of finding someone perfect and to love them unconditionally, who, oh my god, look what a surprise! Doesn't exist!"
45. "The error of the human being, is the human being."
46. "Fuck if you can fulfill wishes by farting, that's disgusting."
47. "WHO FUCKING EAT MY PUDDING?! WHERE IS HE/SHE ?! I SWEAR I WONT HAVE PITY!" 
48. "You can even deceive others, but you will never deceive me."
49. "Hahahaha, very funny the prank, too bad I'm vengeful."
50. "How is it possible for a vampire to be a werewolf? Or a werewolf to be a vampire? I am confused."
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chaotic-simping · 2 years
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Prompt List Pt.1
pt.2
1 “Stop telling me it's okay."
2 "You were the last person I expected to be []."
3 “No one does."
4“Just trust me!"
5 “Watch me."
6 “Did you even plan on telling me? Not like it's important or anything."
7 “I guess that was a lie too."
8 “Is this a game for you?"
9 “You scare me more than death."
10 “Just pretend to be my date. C'mon, I'm not that bad, am I?"
11 “One kiss before we die?” “You can get the kiss when we survive, so move!”
12 “You made me question everything they told me."
13 “Leave. Leave right now."
14 “That's just pathetic."
15 “I'm not smirking!"
16 “Hey, I won't leave you alone."
17 “Sorry, but it's not up to you."
18 “Right, It's no big deal. I just thought that you were dead. Everyone did! Everything is fine!"
19 “This wouldn't have happened if you just listened to me for once!"
20 “Now where's the fun in that?"
21 “I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not."
22 “You lost your chance."
23 “[] people generally don't have to say that."
24 “That's why I have/had to kill them."
25 "I'm afraid you'll end up seeing me the way I see myself."
26 “Don't ever forgive me. Please."
27 “I screwed up."
28 “Yay, we're gonna die! Woo!"
29 “What do you mean you are sick? You're my partner in crime!"
30 “They don't approve of our relationship, but I don't need them to."
31 “It's not a double date. You/we are just third and fourth wheeling."
32 “All of those people are alive right now. Because of Them."
33. “There used to be [] of us. Now, I'm alone."
34. “Ten minutes, kid. You have ten minutes."
35. “You're not up for this, you can barely stand!"
36. "You sound way worse than you did yesterday, what the heck happened?"
37. "I'll help you inside, but you're on your own from there."
38 "I have a plan." "That's good" "It involves fire/explosion/etc." "Absolutely not."
39 "Take a deep breath?! It feels like my insides are being ripped out!"
40 "Letting you go was the hardest thing I ever had to do."
41 "All I need is time. Time to figure out who I am, who I want to be, and where I want to go."
42 "Did you expect Them to stay? They hated this place, even as a kid."
43 "I can't believe you dragged me into this."
44 “You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?"
45 “I should have told you a long time ago."
46 “We could get arrested for this."
47 “You're never going to let that go, are you?"
48 "Were you careful? Did anyone follow you? A lot is at stake here!"
49 “I regret nothing."
50 “I can kill every person in this room before most of them have a chance to get to their feet."
51 “Please don't tell me you're bringing them."
52 “It was an honest mistake."
53 “I didn't say I loved you to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew."
54 “I may not be your first love, first kiss, or first date, but I want to be your last everything."
55 “It's cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you're like a foot shorter than me, you know?"
56 “Why? Because I don't want you to get hurt, that's why!"
57 “Do you think we are lost?"
58 "If something bad happens, I'm blaming you!"
59 “Calm down, nobody is going to die!"
60 “It wasn't your fault."
61 “Stop pushing everyone away."
62 “You haven't been yourself lately."
63 "Do you trust me?" "Not really, no."
64 “Shut up and kiss me already."
65 “Catch me if you can!"
66 “We can't just go in there!"
67 “Well this is just great."
68 "I believe in hate at first sight."
69 "I came to say goodbye."
70 "They are dead because of you."
71 "Stop protecting your ego and help me fix this."
72 "You'll what? What can you possibly do in your pathetic state?"
73 "Maybe don't shoot people who could tell us what's going on?"
74 "What are you talking about? Nothing is going on between us."
75 "This is insane. I'm not dreaming, am I?"
76 "I still love you. I do, even after all this time."
77 "Your reputation proceeds you."
78 "Well, I still won so it doesn't matter."
79 “I thought you were supposed to call me.”
80 "I never, ever want to hear you say that again.”
81 “Don’t just stand there looking at me.”
82 “Finish what you’re doing. We have to talk.”
83 "Give me the remote.”
84 “Could you please not use that tone of voice?”
85 "You’d be late for your own funeral.”
86 "You know you’re wrong.”
87 "You should have seen it coming.”
88 “You’re going in there right now and apologize."
89 "Is there a problem here, gentlemen?”
90 “What on earth happened in here?”
91 “You’ve caught me at a really bad time.”
92 "What have you done now?”
93 “You’ll never guess what [person] told me yesterday.”
94 “Ma’am, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. Please, sit down.”
95 “How – how did you find me?”
96 I don’t think it can be repaired.”
97 “Ouch, that must’ve hurt.”
98 “Quick! It’s going to explode!”
99 “Well, this is new.”
100 "Let’s hear your side of the story.”
101 "I don’t even hate you. That would imply I cared.”
102 "There’s no point running.”
103 “How are you feeling today? A little better, hmm?”
104 “This is going to be way harder than we thought.”
105 “Was that a scream?”
106 “Don’t move.”
107 “I love you! No time to explain – gotta go.”
108 “When did you last see them? Think! This is important!”
109 "This isn’t what it looks like, I swear! Okay … it’s kind of what it looks like, but just give me a chance to explain.”
110 “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
111 "That’s the first time I’ve heard anyone call it that.”
112 “I told you never to go in there!” “But I heard screaming!” “That’s none of your concern.”
113 “That’s it! I’m killing them all.” “Wait, but what about the plan?” “Forget the plan! These idiots keep getting on my nerves. They have no one to blame but themselves.”
114 “Hey! Yeah, it’s me….guess what…I’m coming home.”
115 “For what it’s worth, I don’t know much about you either.”
116 "Put the gun down, dearest. I have news!”
117 “Is that seriously your password?”
118 “Oh, good, you’re here! Hold this.”
119 “When they looked back at me, I thought, at that moment, that everything could be okay.”
120 “Did you really think you’d get a second chance?”
121 “Ugh! It’s like I’m cursed or something!”
122 “Hey, stupid. They like you.” 
123 “No… We’ll never make it in time. We’re too late.”
124 "Don’t you worry about a thing! I’m a pro at this.”
125 “I like them. Like, I really like them. But… They scare me a little."
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Drabble Prompt Asks
Help me revive my muse!  Ask me with one of these prompt and any character or pairing from Haven and I will write you some little drabble or something <3 
1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
3. “You can’t just sit there all day.”
4. “I’m too sober for this.”
5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
6. “I need a place to stay.”
7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
11. “Dear Diary, …”
12. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
13. “I lost our baby.”
14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
18. “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
19. “You’re Satan.”
20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
27. “No. Regrets.”
28. “How drunk was I?”
29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
30. “Be you. No one else can.”
31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
35. “Take your medicine.”
36. “They’re monsters.”
37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
42. “Stop being so cute.”
43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
44. “You need to see a doctor.”
45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
52. “There’s a herd of them!”
53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
54. “They’re not your kids, back the fuck off.”
55. “You’re a nerd.”
56. “I’m late.”
57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
59. “I could punch you right now.”
60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
64. “Here, take my blanket.”
65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
68. “Run for it!”
69. “We need to talk.”
70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
71. “I want a pet.”
72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
75. “Quit beating me up!”
76. “Please put your penis away.”
77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
80. “Does he know about the baby?”
81. “Hold still.”
82. “I just ironed these pants!”
83. “Enough with the sass!”
84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
87. “Stay awake.”
88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
90. “I’m not buying Ikea furniture again.”
91. “Tell me you need me.”
92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
94. “I had a bad dream again.”
95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
101. “Come over here and make me!”
102. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
103. “Please, don’t leave.”
104. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
105. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
106. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
107. “I almost lost you.”
108. “Wanna bet?”
109. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
110. “Teach me how to play?”
111. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
112. “I think we need to talk.”
113. “Kiss me.”
114. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
115. “So, I found this waterfall…”
116. “It could be worse.”
117. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
118. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
119. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
120. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
121. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
122. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
123. “Just once.”
124. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
125. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
126. “I got you a present.”
127. “I’m pregnant.”
128. “Marry me?”
129. “I thought you were dead...”
130. “It’s not what it looks like…”
131. “You lied to me.”
132. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
133. “Please don’t do this.”
134. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
135. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
136. “I wish I could hate you.”
137. “Wanna dance?”
138. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
139. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
140. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
141. “You did all of this for me?”
142. “I swear it was an accident.”
143. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
144. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
145. “Tell me a secret.”
146. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
147. “No one needs to know.”
148. “Boo.”
149. “Well.... this is awkward.” 
150. Writer’s preference- let me make my own
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xxcureangelxx · 3 years
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5, 9, 10, 13, 20, 21, 24, 25, 28, 30-35, 38-42, 44-46, 50, 52, 54, 60-62, 66, 71-74, 86-91, 96, 100! 😊
okay I literally have no clue how old this is and if I'm even taking the questions from the right post but here goes I guess? 🙈
<u>5. What is your favorite Color?</u>
PURPLE
<u>9. How tall are you?</u>
about 1,70 meters or 5'7"
<u>10. What shoe size are you?</u>
size 40-41, I think that's about 8 in US sizes?
<u>13. What talents do you have?</u>
uhhh good question... not sure if it counts but I guess I'm quite good at a lot if things but can't do anything extraordinarily well?
<u>20. Are you religious?</u>
Absolutely not. Due to family history and a lot of other things I'm actually against it a lot but people can do whatever they feel like is right for them as long as they don't harm others with it.
<u>21. Have you ever been to the hospital?</u>
Yes, quite a lot actually. practically grew up in hospitals as a baby because of kidney issues, broke both my legs with 4 years old, had to revisit for tests a lot during my childhood because of the kidney issue. it calmed down afterwards until I was back in hospital last year because of my terrible mental health and I'm currently in a rehabilitation clinic for it as well.
<u>24. Baths or showers?</u>
Shower's because we don't have a bathtub
<u>25. What color socks are you wearing?</u>
currently none, I love going barefoot, but usually I wear white, gray or black. I know... I'm a bad gay.. no rainbow socks (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
<u>28. What type of music do you like?</u>
you know.... I hate this question with a passion even though I love music so I'll just throw in my yt-playlist here and everyone who's interested can look through it to get a picture xD not sorted in any way and not a conclusive list at all, I just add songs as I find them
<u>30. How many pillows do you sleep with?</u>
mostly just one at a time but I've got two different ones. one is the normal fluffy kinda pillow, the other is made of some kinda foam material and rather thin.
<u>31. What position do you usually sleep in?</u>
I'm always lying on the side! have been doing that since I was a baby too.
<u>32. How big is your house?</u>
compared to what? 🙈 I'd say decent size for 5 people to live in, would have space for 1-2 more if rooms were used differently but definitely not enough to comfortably live with 12 or even more people like my family used to. we've got like 3 proper sleeping rooms (one of which is the attic so not very nice in terms of heat and the staircase is smack in the middle of the room), a kitchen, a dining room, a big living room, a tiny bathroom that barely fits a toilet and shower, and the basement is a mix of storage, electrics and stuff, washing room/utility room and it's got another smaller room that's been turned back into a small workshop but used to be the room of my brother and later my grandmother.
<u>33. What do you typically have for breakfast?</u>
I guess this is where it shows that I'm german but we usually just eat bread (preferably whole grain) with cheese or slices of salami or ..meat sausage? is that a proper translation? 🤨 idk... it's rather simple really. on the weekend maybe buns and boiled eggs. on the occasion that I'm too tired for it or don't have enough time I eat cereals but it's not very common when I'm at work/school
<u>34. Have you ever fired a gun?</u>
No, and I don't want to
<u>35. Have you ever tried archery?</u>
Yes!! I did last year when I was in the hospital and it was super fun! was quite good at it as well, even for my first try 😤
<u>38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?</u>
I think about 3 days? if we count "barely unconscious for a few hours" as sleep that is... otherwise no clue...my memory of the bad sleepless time is quite hazy lol
<u>39. Do you have any scars?</u>
yeah, quite a few tbh. got 2 huge ones from surgeries due to my kidney issues, well they look like 2 but it's actually multiple ones since they simply cut open party of the old ones again, tiny hooman apparently have very little skin. then I got some other ones here and there from accidents, general dumbness, etc, like when I cut through my sunday morning bun and almost cut half of the tip of my finger off because my mother sharpened the knife and didn't tell me or that time as a kid I couldn't wait for my ironing pearl pictures to be done and burned myself on the hot iron, mostly stuff like that.
<u>40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?</u>
I mean.. if they're a secret... how would I know? ;) not sure if it counts that it took me months to realize I had a crush on my best friend and the feelings were reciprocated and I was too blind to see the signs?
<u>41. Are you a good liar?</u>
Nope. People actually think I'm lying more often than I lie... so.... :/
<u>42. Are you a good judge of character?</u>
I'm.. honestly not sure what this one means? like, am I able to judge what kind of character a person has after barely meeting them or smth? if so, I'm terrible at it
<u>44. Do you have a strong accent?</u>
in german? nope. in english? hmm hard to judge since I rarely hear myself speak. I think the stuff I do know how to pronounce is mostly okay but since I learned it through reading I'm simply unsure of a lot of pronunciations. 'also'.... I can not for the life of me pronouns that word no matter how many times I hear it... it's kinda become a quirk after some classmates pointed it out to me and I'm incredibly aware how terrible I say the word but.... just can't get rid of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<u>45. What is your favorite accent?</u>
I.. actually really love the way my best friend talks? 👉👈 they're french btw. just... typical me for struggling to understand them though, already terrible at it in german too...
<u>46. What is your personality type?</u>
honestly, I don't think I can answer that. I'm big on self loathing and everything's pretty shitty so, no thanks
<u>50. Left or right handed?</u>
Right handed. but does it even count id I'm bad at doing things with that hand too? lol
<u>52. Favorite food?</u>
hmmmm tough question... not the biggest fan of food in general a lot of the time... probably Züricher Geschnetzeltes
<u>54. Are you a clean or a messy person?</u>
Definitely messy. my allergies did not like this post trying to clean and tidy up more often though. my depression does not like this post either
<u>60. Do you talk to yourself?</u>
sometimes. quite a bit when watching movies or if I mess stuff up
<u>61. Do you sing to yourself?</u>
barely. got a lot of bad experiences with that so i keep my singing to a minimum. my shower is a great listener though
<u>62. Are you a good singer?</u>
I was in a choir for a few years when I went to 'middle school' and I had like one solo part once but other than that I can't really say because I barely ever sing in front of people
<u>66. Do you like long or shor hair?</u>
this question is currently my absolute nemesis.. I've got suuuper duper long hair and have had it ever since elementary school and I used to be super happy with it and sometimes I still am happy with it but other days, depending on where I'm at genderwise, I absolutely hate it and I just want to take the closest scissors and cut it all off... currently haven't had the guts to look for new hair styles though... but in other people? or women more specifically? I love long hair 🥺
<u>71. What makes you nervous?</u>
Or the shorter question: what doesn't make me nervous... I'd say pretty much everything has got the potential to make me nervous. I'm an overthinker, anxiety is a big thing for me and ptsd makes me scared of almost everything. so.. yeah... sucks to be me sometimes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<u>72. Are you scared of the dark?</u>
Yes, very
<u>73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?</u>
I try not to but sadly I sometimes do, even if it's not my place to. I really don't like that part and hope I'll be able to learn not to sometime
<u>74. Are you ticklish?</u>
Yes and I hate it 😭
<u>86. What are you allergic to?</u>
again, easier question: what am I not allergic to... it's... a lot... like, really a lot. with the test on the skin of my arm I reacted to every single substance and the more thorough blood test lead to much of the same result. the absolute worst are birch trees (pitty, love those), then the usual pollen of pretty much every tree or flower, all animals with fur or feathers, dust and... yeah list goes on and on, you get the picture... :/
<u>87. Do you keep a journal?</u>
no.. have tried to multiple times in the past but never made it more than a week... too depressing to write and read... the therapist at the rehab clinic is currently forcing me to try a positivity diary for the millionths time, can't even get that done each day even though I'm doing it on my phone and get notifications to do it each evening...
<u>88. What do your parents do?</u>
making my life hell lol.. okay on a serious note, my father was a car electrician, he's retired by now, my mother is a housewife, she used to work different jobs before her first kid, later on she took care of my grandmother who was suffering from dementia, got some money and retirement points for that too.
<u>89. Do you like your age?</u>
I-... I don't know? it's weird because I both feel a lot younger and a lot older than I am rn....
<u>90. What makes you angry?</u>
another tough question... I actually have anger issues in that way that I'm barely capable of feeling anger... used to be worse but I already worked a lot on it in therapy so there's at least some there now... in the past I simply started to cry and felt overwhelmed by sadness whenever I was supposed to feel anger... so I can't tell very well what makes me angry because I first have to realize that I'm feeling anger or more like should be feeling it....
<u>91. Do you like your own name?</u>
Not really, no, but I guess I finally figured out some reasons why.. I've recently started going by a bit of a different name too but only my closest friends know so far and I'm not sure if I'll be using it irl at all..
<u>96. How did you get your name?</u>
I'm still trying to get my mother to admit that she named me after this song but she keeps denying it.. she's a fan of this band so it would have fit.. but she keeps saying she just liked the name, no long thought process behind it..
my chosen name is a bit of a different story. an ex friend I got to know through yt gave me that nickname almost 10 years ago after I complained that you can't make a shorter nickname out of my birthname and it's also the name of s character I like, especially his voice, and... idk it just feels more gender neutral and I simply feel comfortable with it. it just fit.
<u>100. Color of your room?</u>
same as question 5: Purple 🥰 or... well half the walls are purple, the other half is white
phew... can't believe I made it through all of these....
in case people haven't noticed yet, I'm currently kinda getting back into tumblr? I think I've already stayed a lot longer than any times I tried getting back before. it mostly started because we've got super bad wifi at the clinc I'm at rn and reddit takes up waaayy too much mobile data and... idk, I guess I just missed the vibe of tumblr
I'm not sure how long I'll be able to stick around but we'll see
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88 Important Truths I Have Learned About Life
Everyone gets drilled with certain lessons in life. Sometimes it takes repeated demonstrations of a given law of life to really get it into your skull, and other times one powerful experience drives the point home once forever. Here are 88 things I’ve discovered about life, the world, and its inhabitants by this point in my short time on earth.
1. You can’t change other people, and it’s rude to try.
2. It is a hundred times more difficult to burn calories than to refrain from consuming them in the first place.
3. If you’re talking to someone you don’t know well, you may be talking to someone who knows way more about whatever you’re talking about than you do.
4. The cheapest and most expensive models are usually both bad deals.
5. Everyone likes somebody who gets to the point quickly.
6. Bad moods will come and go your whole life, and trying to force them away makes them run deeper and last longer.
7. Children are remarkably honest creatures until we teach them not to be.
8. If everyone in the TV show you’re watching is good-looking, it’s not worth watching.
9. Yelling always makes things worse.
10. Whenever you’re worried about what others will think of you, you’re really just worried about what you’ll think of you.
11. Every problem you have is your responsibility, regardless of who caused it.
12. You never have to deal with more than one moment at a time.
13. If you never doubt your beliefs, then you’re wrong a lot.
14. Managing one’s wants is the most powerful skill a person can learn.
15. Nobody has it all figured out.
16. Cynicism is far too easy to be useful.
17. Every passing face on the street represents a story every bit as compelling and complicated as yours.
18. Whenever you hate something, it hates you back: people, situations and inanimate objects alike.
19. Ralph Waldo Emerson's works alone can teach you everything you need to know about living with grace and happiness.
20. People embellish everything, as a rule.
21. Anger reveals weakness of character, violence even moreso.
22. Humans cannot destroy the planet, but we can destroy its capacity to keep us alive. And we are.
23. When people are uncomfortable with the present moment, they fidget with their hands or their minds. Watch and see.
24. Those who complain the most, accomplish the least.
25. Putting something off makes it instantly harder and scarier.
26. Credit card debt devours souls.
27. Nobody knows more than a minuscule fraction of what's going on in the world. It’s just way too big for any one person to know it well.
28. Most of what we see is only what we think about what we see.
29. A person who is unafraid to present a candid version of herself to the world is as rare as diamonds.
30. The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people.
31. If what you’re doing feels perfectly safe, there is probably a better course of action.
32. The greatest innovation in the history of humankind is language.
33. Blame is the favorite pastime of those who dislike responsibility.
34. Everyone you meet is better than you at something.
35. Proof is nothing but a collection of opinions that match your own.
36. Knowledge is belief, nothing more.
37. Indulging your desires is not self-love.
38. What makes human beings different from animals is that animals can be themselves with ease.
39. Self-examination is the only path out of misery.
40. Whoever you are, you will die. To know and understand that means you are alive.
41. Revenge is for the petty and irresponsible.
42. Getting truly organized can vastly improve anyone’s life.
43. Almost every cliché contains a truth so profound that people have been compelled to repeat it until it makes you roll your eyes. But the wisdom is still in there.
44. People cause suffering when they are suffering themselves. Alleviating their suffering will help them not hurt others.
45. High quality is worth any quantity, in possessions, friends and experiences.
46. The world would be a better place if everyone read National Geographic.
47. If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.
48. Even if it costs no money, nothing is free if it takes time.
49. Emotions exist to make us strongly biased towards or against something. This hinders as often as it helps.
50. Addiction is a much greater problem in society than it’s made out to be. It’s present in every person in various forms, but usually we call it something else.
51. “Gut feeling” is not just a euphemism. Tension in the abdomen speaks volumes about how you truly feel about something, beyond all arguments and rationales.
52. Posture and dress change profoundly how you feel about yourself and how others feel about you, like it or not.
53. Everyone thinks they’re an above average driver.
54. The urge to punish others has much more to do with venting frustration than correcting behavior.
55. By default, people think far too much.
56. If anything is worth splurging on, it’s a high-quality mattress. You’ll spend a third of your life using it.
57. There is nothing worse than having no friends.
58. To write a person off as worthless is an act of great violence.
59. Try as we might to be otherwise, we are all hypocrites.
60. Justice is a human invention which is in reality rarely achievable, but many will not hesitate to destroy lives demanding it.
61. Kids will usually understand exactly what you mean if you keep it to one or two short sentences.
62. Stuff that’s on sale usually has an annoying downside.
63. Casual swearing makes people sound dumb.
64. Words are immensely powerful. One cruel remark can wound someone for life.
65. It’s easy to make someone’s day just by being uncommonly pleasant to them.
66. Most of what children learn from their parents isn't taught on purpose.
67. The secret ingredient is usually butter, in obscene amounts.
68. It is worth re-trying foods that you didn’t like at first.
69. Problems, when they arise, are rarely as painful as the experience of fearing them.
70. Nothing — ever — happens exactly like you pictured it.
71. North Americans are generally terrible at accepting compliments and offers of help.
72. There are not enough women in positions of power. The world has suffered from this deficit for a long time.
73. When you break promises to yourself, you feel terrible. When you make a habit of it, you begin to hate yourself.
74. A good nine out of ten bad things I’ve worried about never happened. A good nine out of ten bad things that did happen never occurred to me to worry about.
75. You can’t hide a bad mood from people who know you well, but you can always be polite.
76. Sometimes you have to remove certain people from your life, even if they’re family.
77. Anyone can be calmed in an instant by looking at the ocean or the stars.
78. There is no point finishing a book you aren’t enjoying. Life is too short for that. Swallow your pride and put it down for good, unfinished.
79. There is no correlation between the price of a brand of batteries and how long they last.
80. Breaking new ground only takes a small amount more effort than you’re used to giving.
81. Life is a solo trip, but you’ll have lots of visitors. Some of them are long-term, most aren’t.
82. One of the best things you can do for your kids is take them on road trips. I’m not a parent, but I was a kid once.
83. The fewer possessions you have, the more they do for you
84. Einstein was wiser than he was intelligent, and he was a genius.
85. When you’re sick of your own life, that’s a good time to pick up a book.
86. Wishing things were different is a great way to torture yourself.
87. The ability to be happy is nothing other than the ability to come to terms with how things change.
88. Killing time is an atrocity. It’s priceless, and it never grows back.
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