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Oh I am thinking many dirty thoughts about cowboy!Gaz.
Your relationship with him has been hard to pin down. Sexually I mean, romantically you're solid. Soulmates that found each other at just the right time, two people who are better together than they ever were apart. He's a father to your child you never thought you'd find, and he makes you happier than you ever thought possible. And the sex is fucking phenomenal.
You were worried that a military guy would be pushy and macho about everything but Gaz is sweet. He's kinky and fun without forcing you into one role or another, he talks you through what he likes, helps you find new things you like and once the door closes he worships you. Puts his mouth on you like you're his last meal, drags his tongue along your cunt and groans at the taste. He kisses your thighs, your stomach, as he fingers you open. There isn't an inch of you he hasn't laid his adoration upon. He's slow and teasing and you are never in a mood to rush him when he makes you feel like a God.
Even the rare degradation is buried in praise. You're "Such a good little slut" his "perfect whore", layers words of affection, like he can't tell you enough how much he loves you. You take him so well, you're so beautiful, you're such a pretty toy. All for him, all of you for him. He brings you to the edge again and again just letting you feel the tension in your muscles, until all it takes is his cock slipping into your needy cunt to cum.
And when he tells you he wants "another baby" as if your little bugger is his too? God, he can do whatever he wants to make that happen you will enjoy every second of it. Even when hours later you have more cun in you than you think is really necessary you'll still murmur a quiet thank you against his lips, and he'll hum and tell you it was his absolute pleasure.
#cod x reader#x reader#cod x oc#x oc#gaz x oc#kyle garrick x oc#kyle garrick x reader#kyle garrick#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick mw2#gaz x reader#gaz modern warfare#oc: birdie#they have a shotgun wedding i just fucking know it#Gaz i am on my knees PLEASE#GIMME A MOMENT AND ILL MAKE IT A LIFETIME BABY#i was looking at photos of him today and just 👀🫠#why he look like that hes so fucking hot#mdni#long post#f!reader
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Please be patient with me, and I promise I will try and be brave for us. Because when they write the history of my life, I want it to include you, and my love for you.
#rwrb#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#alex x henry#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#userveronika#userninz#usernuria#usersteen#chrissiewatts#userlang#usermaloune#mine*#leave me alone im having a moment (or several)#just thinking how brave he was <333#he really stood on that balcony like yes im gay and so what but also look at my hot boyfriend fuck you all#when he said 'i certainly hope not' yeah! why would he go back he's only going forward baby
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Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)
So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:
Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:
Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:
He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues
The Chair Appears - Spain
He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood
The Chair Evolves - Silverstone
Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!
The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)
I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)
*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha
#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair#and im also just obsessed with the range of it???#theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely#the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs#this was actually like a true derangment post#irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it#im just curious about the origins still#like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race'#the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry#but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time#okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT#the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me#seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc#and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair#and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff#this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#formula one#*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#catie.rambling.txt#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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#this is certainly the most goat looking angle i've ever seen for cobalion#i kinda wish the rest of the swords of justice were relevant in gti. y'know? we only saw virizion and keldeo but we never got to#hear virizion's stories about what the other swords of justice were up to. or even like. about the fact that she is a legendary pokémon#she never talked about it. no one acknowledged it. everyone was just down bad for her with no idea she's a legendary#literally a sword of justice. no “where's cobalion & terrakion” just oh FUCK you're hot#and then she gets a crush on emolga of all pokémon. which‚ fail. he is in love with dunsparce. do not take this from him#i'm so disconnected from the actual canon of pmd at this point i've become so engrossed in my own devised version#with all my own versions of all the characters with real names that just are not anything like their canon counterparts at this point#i've changed pmd so much in my own head that it's like. do i even like pmd anymore#yes. yes i do. my pmd is simply a different version of the same thing that we all love. impossible to like pmd without creating fan content#i firmly believe this. hey why don't i stop talking about unrelated things in cobalion's tags#cobalion
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OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever
#jrwi fanart#cw blood#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#arthur bennett#OUHH THIS ONE WAS SITTING IN MY WIPS FOR SO LOOOONGwhen i took it out there was mould on it :sob:#BUT i think i was able to fix it up okay#i keep seeing SO MANY MISTAKES RRAAAHHH BUT YOU DONT SEE THEM RIGHT?? THATS ONLY ME. RIGHT?? EXACTLY.#THE KEY IS TO SAY. AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 'FUUUCK IT WE BALL#so anyway. arthur bennett huh? grizzly says that arthur is reaal fuckin difficult to play. and i SUPER get that. i mean LOOK AT HIM..#grizz often needs a minute to think abt what hes gonna say in a way that matches w that Stoic Personality. which is FAIR but also that#ends up making way for awkward confrontations like: the lady in the parky lot. he took too long to answer and scared her away.& I LOVE THAT#arthur is tragic and sad and cool and stoic but hes ALSO awkward and silly and kinda dumb and short sighted. HE HAS COMPLEXITIES#I LOVE WHEN TTRPG CHARACTERS HAVE A GOOD SET OF SHORTCOMINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN U FIND THEM ONLY AS U PLAY THEM.#I COULd go on and on saying the same things w different words abt arthurs intriguing and entertaining character but i shall spare u. for no#ILL ALSO MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS FLAVOR THO.. I LOVE TALL HOT BOY WHOS ONE W THE DARKNESS.. I REMEMBER WHEN HE FIRST MENTIONED THE#BADLUCK. N I WAS LIKE OOOHH THATS WHY HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL N CHAOTIC N ASYMMETRICAL. HES UNLUCKY!!! i love love love his design so much...#GRaaauruguguraguhhghghgh what else what else is there for me to spew on abt...i think im reachin a limit here..OH MAGNUS. i hope that#we get to know more abt how magnus and arthur met.. like How they became besties... ouuhh... I ALSO WANNA KNOW MORE ABT MARY DAVIS. LIKEHOW#he also apparently spent alotta time in a zone dominated by edward twilight? all he remembers is constant partying? I WANNA KNOW MORE..#i think i got room 4 one more ramble SO. THE ART PIECE.as i said its gone a lil stale BUT. im still very proud o the bits where hes allScar#I WANNA SEE HIM GET SCARYMORE. I like the idea of shadows solidifying to make him strange and eerie.like TEETH n CLAWS n SPINES n YESS#also the SILVER EYES.no1 does silver eyes like the show Claymore. they make em look so striking and eerie...i also like to think that#human arthur had deep beautiful brown eyes.just in my beaitufl heart.i mean look at him..i wanna cook him n eat him.ANYWAY#i think thats all my ramblin for this piece. now i gotta go cancel a single day i had ata hotel bc my work schedule change last minute FUCK#feel free to ramble in my tags aswell tho i read all of them and i chew on thenm and i love them so sos os mcuh
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ANDREW GARFIELD
attends the Loro Piana event celebrating the annual Record Bale Award | February 1, 2024 in London, England.
#andrew garfield#you are so beautiful#sir#look at him#absolutely breathtaking#i'm boiling right now#his hair#i'd like to run my fingers through your curls#the eyes#i'd kiss between your eyebrows#why is he so cute and so hot at the same time#the things i'd would let andrew garfield do to me#he's so fucking hot#loro piana#loro piana celebrates annual record bale award#events#fashion awards#london#andrew peter#andrew peter parker#tasm peter#tasm peter parker#sincericida
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Istg if we get a final acknowledgment from tomura about how cool and/or badass aizawa is…(not, like, right away but I think it would be funny)
#mha 419#bnha 419#also fuck he’s so hot#ALSO also why does it look like he’s got two little braids in his hair?#did obogiri do that??#in the warp? on the way there? is that why they were late?
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this is, imo, some of the most hilariously teenaged conversation on this show
#you can't think of a SINGLE reason why it would be inappropriate nancy??#for an FBI agent who is old enough to have gone through med school and quantico and risen up the ranks to head an investigation#to kiss a 19-year-old who is barely out of high school? in his public place of work? in the town where she's a local celebrity?????#also george's look of outraged incomprehension at the idea that park didn't wanna kiss nancy is so good#girls supporting girls! why WOULDN'T he wanna kiss nancy? she's hot! is he full of himself? geez!#also george....did you not have an affair with a man in his 30s QUITE RECENTLY which you now regret and say fucked you up???#oh this show and its timelines#the characters are kinda treated like they're in their early-to-mid-20s because time has passed in the real world if not in HB#and then these kids have a conversation like this and it's like being slapped with a reminder that they're all SO very young <3#nancy drew#george fan#nancy drew cw
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUYSSSS:33333333333 IT'S MOJIIIIII EVERYBODY SAY HIIIII MOJIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /ᐠ◑ᆽ◑ᐟ\
THANK YOU SOOO SO MUCH PASI MY ANGEL @nkogneatho FOR MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE I LOVE TITS AND I LOVE TOJI AND I LOVE TOJI'S BIG TITS<33333333333333I LOVE THESE SO FUCKING MUCCCHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO BABYGIRLL!!!!
#and he loves my big dick#wait who said that#OHHH I'M GONNA EAT HIMMMM#WHY IS HIS RACK BIGGGER THAN MINEEE DAMNNN#anyway i can't wait to suck on his nipples😋😋#AND I LOVE YOU PASII PLSSSS THESE ARE SO FUCKING COOOL HEHEHEHEHE#HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOODDDDFUUUCKKKKK#I'M OBSESSEEDDDD#IT'S US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#GUYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#OKE NO BUT SRSLY WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HOT CAN HE LIKE TONE THAT SHIT DOWN OR WHAT#I CAN'T THINK ANYMOREEEE#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#EVERYBODY GO AND KISS PASI RN#THIS IS A THREAT THIS IS AN ORDERRR#I LOVE YOU SO SOOOO SO MUCH#THANK YOU FOR THIS<333333333333333#obvs i will be rbing this many many times so yk#get ready to see us a lot hehehehehe#moji#art rb#pasi <3
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boy best friends (:
#i think he was into fat mac#and it made him uncomfortable#bc mac just got MORE hot somehow#and mac is supposed to be his#he almost views mac as an extension of himself#his other half even#and so why is he attracted to a man who is overweight#when he himself couldnt shouldnt wouldnt EVER allow himself to look like that?#hence why he’s soo anxious for mac to lose the weight#he my fucked up lil guy#cant let go of the control even a little#or else the World will end (dennis will have gay thoughts)#macden#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#iasip#its always sunny in philadelphia#its always sunny
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yet again coming on here to say that we are NOT appreciating wee john feeney enough bc that man is INCREDIBLY pretty. like have u seen him. he’s so gorgeous and we are not talking about it NEARLY as much as we should be
#he’s serving SUCHHHH a fucking look#I love his hair SO much it’s so fucking cool#combine that with like the earrings and the subtle smokey liner? next level#he’s so pretty and hot like why are we not acknowledging this#he’s so fucking TALL too like jesus. the presence.#wee john feeney#ofmd
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2009 Singapore Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso
#my eyes are just lazer focused on where his race suit is unzipped 🫠 he looks sooooo good in these#i wish theyd bring back this style of post race presser bcs my god imy heart skips a beat every time drivers make eye contact w the camera#i think the last race i watched where nando was on the podium was literally fucking canada 23#so i am very very please and happy and delighted to see him finally again#BUT I AM SHRIEKING AT THE FACT THAT HE DEDICATED HIS PODIUM TO FLAVIO AT HOME#FLAVIO WHO IS AT HOME BECAUSE HE WAS LITERALLY JUST PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM F1#AND HE DOES THIS PRACTICALLY ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF CRASHGATE WHICH WAS JUST PENALIZED A WK AGOO#NANNDDOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS???? MENACE BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!! WAR CRIMINAL!!!!!!!#not included here but he was late to the cooldown room even tho he was the first one to get to parc ferme#and i realized its because he went to get a coke hahaha#i guess thats his drink of choice when dehydrated bcs thats what he was drinking at malaysia 2005 when it was also humid/hot#also i prefer the blue/yellow renault livery obv but i think the yellow/orange one is underrated#renaults liveries and color palletes from this era imo are just very clean and nice looking and work very well together#fernando alonso#fa14#formula 1#f1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#2009 singapore gp
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tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"
#bakuspeech#number one is a house bc obviously. if u can own a house wouldnt u#he was very drunk at that time of the evening. I was not bc I have the constitution of a hot air balloon and any stimulant will blow me up#(relatively new development. france fucked me up big time turns out)#we held hand on his bed for like the whole evening. it was honestly very funny in hindsight but we were extremely earnest in the moment#and Im like. working on this thing as well. I dont got meds or therapy lmao Im bootstrappin here#but yeah early last year his bf offered to get me meds and I... turned it down... I think I was worried abt like. idk. something#but one year past looking back Im fully like that was a stupid move you shouldve gotten meds. youve once again fucked urself baku#but yeah with that kinda realization Ive also come to realized I've somewhat? accepted. that I'm just gonna be. like this#this in light of a number of likely chronic stuff too (hence my balloon-like constitution lmao) and#that's kinda bled into the rest of me without me really noticing#but him bringing that up fully unprompted... kinda jolted me out of it#its just. really incredibly sweet. that someone doesn't want me to settle for what I make do with#and like. preps for that work. just kinda held my hand and told me it's possible to do this actually#I didn't really express how I felt very well in that moment I think my brain is very bad and I process emotions with like a day of delay#but. well. Im thinking abt it Right Now. so yknow thats the kind of impact that had on me lol#not super sure why I wrote all this down here really. I think I just want a good n nice reminder that object permanence is real#and I exist in my friends' life even when Im going insane in a hole by myself#and with the power of friendship we can alter the universe's plan for ourselves and also kill god#that's that. anyways I eat lunch now and then pass out probably. last night was... eventful lmao#but!! very good things on the horizon hopefully. well manifestly we hold hammers and we use them#have a good day lads. let's go out and slay monsters under a highway
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ANDREW GARFIELD
at the Valentino Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France.
#andrew garfield#such a beauty cutie pie#my beloved#he's precious bean protect him#he looks like a prince#he's so fucking hot#why is he so cute and so hot at the same time#god i need to [redacted] with him so much#my pussy is throbbing#whoever decided to put andrew garfield in light pink deserves to be kissed#he looks so perfect in these earthy tones#pink coat#pink#valentino womenswear spring/summer 2024 show#paris fashion week 2023#fashion show#valentino#paris#gif#my gifs#gif set#peter parker#spider man#the amazing spider man#tasm#tasm peter parker#tasm peter#andrew peter parker#andrew peter#sincericida
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Gene driving
Gene driving me fucking insane
#kiss#kiss band#kissblr#gene simmons#pookie bear#celebrity crush#rock and roll#god i want him so bad#why is he like this#say what you will about genes cover of firestarter#he looked fine af in the music video#go argue with the wall about it#daddy af#daddy gene#i was listening to gibson girl by ethel cain while making this post#this mf got my pussy doing flip flops#i wanna fuck that old man nasty style#older men are hot#genes number one nastiest fangirl
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sexiest and funniest thing roy harper ever did was look at dick grayson and go i could fix him
#read outsiders 2003. 🔫.#i think one of my fav things about roydick as a ship is the contrast btwn what roy like says and believes about dick vs his actions and how#he behaves with him#like its quite common for ppl in dicks life to put him on a pedestal right and he's used to it and is terrified of letting them down#but Roy who joined the og teen titans team as a full member late never like... looked to dick As A Leader the exact way the others did and+#he also didnt join the ntt until. i haven't actually reread most of ntt/new titans yet but to my recollection he's there for a hot minute+#before him and dick have their big blowout fight and he replaces dick as leader so its like#him and dick have a very unique relationship among the titans AND ALL THIS JUST TO SAY#like if you are not dick. and you ask roy how he feels about dick#the word 'perfect' is pretty likely to come up. and this is specifically the guy who is almost constantly challenging dick at every turn#aand fucking. god#roy 'everyone forgets that icarus also flew' harper#fucking setting up the entire outsiders team bc dick was so deep in that depression pit. explicitly that was For Him. that was why he did i#because he saw how much he was struggling. and then the way dick sees the same and tries clumsily but SUCCESSFULLY to return that care#ach. i love them. mfeo. b#dc#text#roydick
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