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slyther-bi · 2 years

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Hope everyone had a Happy Halloween

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hereticcryptid · 3 years

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Whore Snape gave Luna a corset

When with Sev, Luna lat slip that she wanted a corset but couldn't find anything she liked. What did he do? He proceed to make her one. On Christmas, he gave it to her. Luna loves it, now she wears it all the time loose under her clothes and over them when at a prom.

Ps.: wanna be mutuals, @slyther-bi ?

Pps.: not me tracing over pictures of myself because I can't find the ones I want

#whxre snape is happy snape

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anti-marauders · 2 years

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I posted 559 times in 2021

26 posts created (5%)

533 posts reblogged (95%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 20.5 posts.

I added 111 tags in 2021

#severus snape - 16 posts

#hp - 15 posts

#anti marauders - 12 posts

#evan rosier - 12 posts

#murderer from spinner's end - 11 posts

#anti james potter - 10 posts

#whxre snape is happy snape - 10 posts

#lilith rosier - 9 posts

#damien veles rosier - 8 posts

#athena rosier - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 76 characters

#ya snaters out there can't call what was happening between the two a rivalry

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

I see people using the fact that Severus invented the "Sectumsempra" as proof of his evilness but like

My friends if I was being targeted on the daily basis by four people for simply existing, which is admitted by one, and also almost being killed by another one. I too would create that spell, because if none of the adults at that school were gonna do anything about my bullies then I will.

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I have yet to understand how Lily ended up with James.

Like He literally tried blackmailing her into dating him, threaten to hex her, & would attack her ex best friend for existing.

Honestly If I was her I wouldn't feel safe around him at all. Hell If he even started behaving different I'd find that suspicious as hell and I'd stay even further away from him.

The fact that they ended up together at all is beyond me. It's just so hard to process, I don't buy it. "Jily" is a ship that just shouldn't have happened in my opinion.

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#2

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#1

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whxre-snape · 11 months

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✨𝔅𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥✨

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whxre-snape · 4 months

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Happy birthday to whore Sev🥰🥰💖💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

#severus snape #severus snape prince #whxre snape #whxre snape is happy snape #hp shit #hp shitpost #hp #hp text post #random shit #shit post #my shit #random #picrew #half blood prince #half blood #young slytherin #house of slytherin #slytherin #slytherpride

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whxre-snape · 2 years

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Severus: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Regulus: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Severus: Seize the dick.

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whxre-snape · 2 years

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@automaticcroissantbatsludge

Sev is only ever a dom if that's what they want him to be. He prefers to be a sub tho cause he gets to be a brat and he doesn't have to do much or worry about doing something wrong as a dom.

#whxre snape is happy snape #whxre snape #severus snape #severus snape prince #hp shit #hp shitpost #hp #hp text post #random shit #shit post #my shit #random #half blood prince

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whxre-snape · 2 years

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@automaticcroissantbatsludge

Praise kink

hair pulling

bondage

Voyeurism (a voyeur is someone who derives sexual pleasure from watching others get it on.)

roleplay

wearing lingerie

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whxre-snape · 2 years

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I forgot about this song and I've suddenly come across it again and I'm gonna add it to my whxre snape playlist 😌

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whxre-snape · 3 years

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Severus receives many marriage proposals that led to him paying Rita Skeeter to write an article about his supposed marriage to Evan Rosier. (He was the only one to agree when asked)

After that article was released he no longer received proposals but now he receives letters from an angry Narcissa and Lily for not inviting them to the wedding.

#whxre snape #whxre snape is happy snape #severus snape #severus snape prince #evan rosier #fake marriage #evan x severus #severus x evan #lily evans #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #hp #hp shit #hp shitpost #hp text post #my shit #random #random shit #shit post

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whxre-snape · 2 years

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Sev takes ballet classes along with Lily and (surprisingly) Petunia.

Severus does better then them both

Petunia does quiet well

And Lily struggles a bit more but is still good (she falls and stumbles alot)

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whxre-snape · 2 years

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Does Severus like Cake? If so, which type?

He likes any cake especially lava cakes

It helps give off a romantic feeling for his first time clients who are nervous. The molten sauce inside drips from his lips and they can wipe it off with their thumb.

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whxre-snape · 2 years

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I've decided that Whore Sev has slept with Sirius😌

The thing is the were both drunk when it happened (sirius way more than severus) and Sirius can't remember but Sev does. Sev won't tell him about it cause he thinks its funny how annoyed Sirius gets when he rejects him.

The extra kicker is that everyone else knows they slept together but they won't say anything cause they too find it funny.😌😂

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