“what a bunch of fucking cunts” pretty much summarizes it

im gonna be honest, i love gay headcanons, but a bunch of characters people claim are "canonically" gay just have a close relationship to their friends. like some of you haven't platonically let someone play with your hair. also why do i keep seeing it in relation to incest shut the fuck up shut up siblings can hug each other

AT Boys trapped in a small space with their crush? I cackle. 💝 thank you either way.

Alpheratz: This man stays idle, so you can make yourself comfortable first. And then you better start brainstorming together, because he does not like being cramped like this. He sees this as a problem to get out from immediately, without emotions getting involved.

Arcturus: He assures you that everything is fine, while clinging to you so tightly, that you may have trouble breathing. Of course he will promise to get you out, but he does not know how to begin this process. Keeps apologizing, and mentions how hard he thinks about a way, but his thoughts are just spiralling. When you begin to cry or show any sign of being upset or anxious, his thoughts clear immediately, making it easier for him to get you out!

Pollux: Have you ever tried bathing a cat that does not like baths? That is him with small spaces, he will kick and move in an attempt to get out, and although he will apologize for accidentally hurting you in the process, this will not prevent him. Gets an extreme case of a panic attack and will have trouble breathing. It is up to you to save yourself (and him). You are free to glare at him, when he says "That was not so bad" after this event.

Sirius: Turns into a dog, because it is more comfortable. And although it is his heart that beats out of his chest, he will ask you why you are being so nervous and breathe so heavily. Is it possibly that it excites you to be alone with him? Out of everyone else's sight? But with the possibility of others hearing everything you say? He will simply tease you until you either confess or break out of the place. When you confess, he has the audacity to say that "This barely is a romantic scenario, how about you take me out to eat and say it again?"

Spica: First of all, he needs you to calm down. Even if you already are calm, he wants to make sure that you will not have a panic attack in such narrow places. And his second act will be to have at least one arm around you, extremely accidentally of course. He will keep your mind from discomfort by whispering you all his ideas on how to break out, while actively doing those things. If he needs your help in one of those attempts, he will keep telling you that you are doing great and that you can take your time.

Vega: Although he should concentrate on GETTING OUT, he only thinks about taking you out. On a date. In that evening. Which makes it very difficult for him to find a solution, if he even seeks one until you speak up about it. Really, if this was anyone else, he would hate it, but he does not mind it with you. You are cute, no matter how far away he is or how close. Thanks to the lack of concentration, he may slip hints of a confession into this situation. When you say that you have an idea to get out, he asks if it involves a kiss, like in a fairytale. Whether this is romantic or sarcastic he decides on your reaction.

Okay if someone could help a sister out I would rlly appreciate it, I'm in the middle of Throne of Glass, (pg 153) and I was told there would be at least some romance in this series?? Dorian and Chaol have barely blushed at Celaena??? Am I just coming out of ACOTAR with smut-coloured glasses or smth??

look. i know it's supposed to be a teasing and annoyed because she likes him thing but she literally has nothing good to say about pete ever

All the best boy hugs for Karlach

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

Okay yeah, Angel's down bad look for Husk, but what about Husk's face when looking at Angel or just hearing his voice?

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Insane to me that certain comic book creators who shall not be named dismissed Jonathan Harker as a "milk sop" and a boring character. White-haired avenger with ambiguously vampiric superstrength Jonathan Harker. Most violent and unhinged member of the vampire hunters Jonathan Harker. Ran at Dracula with a kukri knife without skipping a beat and then tried to climb out of a window to pursue him Jonathan Harker. "Like a living flame" Jonathan Harker. Calls his bond with his wife "the holiest love" and determines that if she becomes a vampire, even if Dracula calls her to his side, "she shall not go into that dark night alone" Jonathan Harker. You know. That one.

please will you spare some spiderdads 🥺🤲

HELL YEAH HERE U GO ANON!!! girldads (:

gen v recently:

go girl give us nothing!

ik they kissed but like WHERE IS FEMME JORDAN & THE CONVO ABOUT THEM AS AN ITEM? this is not c*cksplosion

reading where are your boys tonight and i cannot stop thinking about way bros early house show encounters

going crazy thinking about Simon coming across a girl when she's recently been kicked out or evicted and has nowhere to go (no family, friends are just not helping at all or can't because they don't have a couch for her to sleep on) somehow through happenstance and he takes her back to his place even though she's apprehensive and puts up a fuss about it :(( makes her sleep in his huge bed while he takes the couch and feeds her. he's not much of a conversationalist but when she offers to cook, he barks at her to go sit on the couch and watch a show.

homestuck was so perfect for autistic teenagers bc it took characters being sorted into categories and having Attributes to its absolute extreme. forget four hogwarts houses, every character has their associated colour their zodiac sign their associated animal their dream planet their god tier class and aspect their typing quirk their pesterchum handle their weapon their planet of x and y, as well as each of them having a handful of other very quantifiable Personality Traits and Interests (e.g. this one is a clown this one is angry this one likes fashion this one is just rufio from hook for some reason) and THEN they all also have their respective ancestors and dancestors(?)(plucked that word from my memory) who have all of those things as WELL

and god not to mention the fucking quadrant system

as a 13-15 year old autistic kid i didnt even need homestuck to have a plot i just happily made a big big spreadsheet of character attributes in my brain

All this aroace character shipcourse has proven to me that a majority of people that interact in fandom cannot actually interact with characters and media outside of shipping and genuinely I believe you need to learn how to interact with media outside of shipping.