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skzvivie · 10 months

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🍥 -- a - z quotes

( a is for… ) alright im gonna go jump off a bridge peace out.

( b is for… ) 'bout to cha cha cha real smooth of the grand canyon.

( c is for… ) can someone tell me why everyone time i go on tiktok i see edits of me...bald...

( d is for… ) do y'all know i can speak french? bonjour oui oui, ' eiffel for you tower' baguette.

( e is for… ) everybody have a goodnight, except for hyunjin. i hope both sides of your pillow are boiling.

( f is for… ) for goodness sake! we lost seungmin to the furry side, time to bring the cage out again.

( g is for… ) guys, the weird guy from lost and found children - gosh what was his name again oh yeah fan hesung - yeah we are married and have 2 kids and a hamster named marinette.

( h is for… ) HAN JISUNG OUR FAVOURITE RESIDENT OF FURRYVILLE.

( i is for… ) i will 봤니 shoog shoog shoog you in the face.

( j is for… ) just to let you delulu stays know, the mental asylum was not fun 100% do not recommend

( k is for… ) keep on making that mosquito sound felix and I will kill you like how I kill mosquitoes since you want to be one so bad.

( l is for… ) losing should have never been invented because i do not take it very well

( m is for… ) my favourite rapper is kim seungmin. did you know that seungmin gave birth to the whole industry. kim seungmin = mother.

( n is for… ) nobody can beat our mega alpha wolf baddie channie. WOLF MEGA WOLF MEGA WOLF AWOO.

( o is for… ) OMG I GOT INTO A DATING SCANDAL WITH HYUNJIN. NOW I CAN FORCE HIM TO KISS ME INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY BEACAUSE WE ARE DESTINED TO BE.

( p is for… ) personally, im broker than i was before i became a kpop idol, AND THAT WAS LESS THAN 3 YEARS AGO. so to answer your question mr kim seungmin I AM NOT BUYING YOU ANOTHER DAY6 ALBUM BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH YOUNGK PHOTOCARDS.

( q is for… ) queen cherry, a poem to cherry I love cherry, cherry is cute, you are not cute, i miss cherry, cherry loves me, i love cherry.

( r is for… ) (question: how do you feel about changbin?) running into his chest and sleeping there forever and ever would be a dream come true.

( s is for… ) sometimes, i just want to shoot it... in your mouth...we go...du du du...du du du.

( t is for… ) tell lino im getting a restraining order against him because why is it every time i want to complete a mission HE ALWAYS CHOOSES TO SABOTAGE ME. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.

( u is for… ) us kids always stay in a pack, it's either all of us, a bunch of us or none of us and i wouldn't change it for anything in the world

( v is for… ) (question: who had the best oddinary era) venom hyunjin was a whole different breed like, making me giggle for real (his reply: umm no scandals please)

( w is for… ) why do it yourself when chrissy boy is there to do it for you?

( x is for… ) “x-(7+95)=y find...” i barely passed school and i have to do more maths? no thanks. i can call changbin for you though.

( y is for… ) yang jeongin you need to go to the corner and think about your actions.

( z is for… ) zero brain percentage is turned on right now yuhhh

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themultifandomgal · 1 year

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Will- Pregnancy Alphabet

A= Announcement (When/How do you announce your pregnant to you boss, co-workers, friends?):

The first person we tell is obviously Ella. We purchase her a cake and a T-shirt that say 'worlds best big sister'. Next we tell Jay and Erin, we just show them a positive test. We wait for 3 months to tell anyone else.

B= Baby Predictions (Who will the baby be more like?):

Ella thinks baby will be exactly like her. Will also thinks the baby will be like me and Ella.

C= Cravings (What cravings do you have? ):

Bread. Just bread.

D= Due Date (When is the Due date?):

Due date is May 18th

E= Emergencies (How do they act when something happens during the pregnancy?):

Thankfully nothing is wrong, but being married to a doctor means that I am having check ups everyday. Will is always asking how I'm feeling and if anything has changed with the pregnancy.

F= Falling (How do they react you falling or about to fall?):

I have a little tumble while it's icy out. Will was there to catch me. I then get lectured about being more careful.

G= Gender(s) (What gender do they want the baby to be?):

Ella wants the baby to be a girl, but Will and I don't care.

H= Hands (Do they like to place their hands on your tummy? Do you place your hands on your tummy?):

Yes. From the day we found out I was pregnant he was always putting a hand on my tummy. Ella too. I didn't really place a hand on my tummy until I get a bump and even then I don't stand rubbing my tummy often.

I= Illness (How do they react when you get sick?):

Other than a cold I don't get ill. Will went out and got me medicine that's ok for pregnant woman just to help my headache and stuffy nose.

J= Job (Do you stay at work? Are you allowed to stay at work?):

Yes. I only work in an office so I stay until I have my baby.

K= Kisses (Do they like kissing your bump?):

Yes. Will loves kissing my tummy especially when my bump grows.

L= Life (How has life changed while your pregnant?):

We've been trying to get Ella as ready as she can be for the arrive of the new baby. But life for us hasn't really changed to much other than getting the baby room ready.

M= Movement (How do they react to feeling the baby move? How do they react to the sight of the baby kicking?):

I didn't think Will would be to excited because he's seen it so many times at work, but I was wrong. The moment he felt the baby he rang Jay to tell him, shouting with excitement. At first Ella was a little unsure about how she should feel

N= Nesting (Do you start nesting? When do you start nesting?):

No. I was expecting it ti come but it never does.

O= Outfits (When do you start buying maternity clothes? When do you start buying outfits for the baby?):

Almost immediately. Will and I go shopping at but myself maternity clothes and baby clothes.

P= Parents (Do they give advice? Is it good advice?):

The only person that gives advice is Natalie but it's more this she wish she had known before having her son.

Q= Questions (Do they ask the midwife a lot of questions. Do they keep asking if your ok?):

No. Will is pretty chill. Having a lot of knowledge himself he knows what's going on, although he does ask if I'm ok a lot.

R= Risk (Is there any risks during the pregnancy?):

No thank goodness.

S= Sickness (Do they you have much morning sickness? When does it start? When does it stop?):

My morning sickness would continue till I was just over 13 weeks pregnant.

T= Talking to the Baby (Do they talk to the bump? Do you talk to the bump?):

Yes we both love talking to the growing baby. Ella also loves telling baby how excited she is to meet them.

U= Upset (How do they act when your upset? Why do you cry over most?)

I don't get upset to much during the pregnancy, but when I do Will gets me chocolate and hugs me.

V= Vision as in Supervision (Do they keep a close eye on you? Do they make sure someone's always with you?):

No. Will knows I have gone through this once before and trust that if something felt wrong I would tell him.

W= What's the plan? (What is the birthing plan?):

Remembering how painful my last labour was this time I want to try a water birth at home. Will has managed to get it arranged but things can always change.

X= Xray or Ultrasound (How do they react to seeing an x-ray of the baby. Do they tear up when they see the ultrasound?):

Will doesn't tear up, but he can't take his eyes from the ultrasound. When we get the photos printed immediately they go in his wallet eager to show anyone and everyone.

Y= Yearning (How do they truly feel about having a child? Do they feel as though they are ready for a baby?):

Will is super excited. He thought he was ready but as the babies arrival gets closer he is more nervous. He just wants to be a good dad.

Z= ZZZ (How much sleep do they get during the pregnancy? How much sleep do you get?):

We all sleep pretty good, except for when I need to go to the loo in the middle of the night, but once I'm back in bed I'm asleep.

#will halstead #will halstead x reader #will halstead x you #will halstead x yn #will halstead imagine #one chicago #one chicago imagine #chicago med #chicago med imagine

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slashingdisneypasta · 3 months

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Thanks for answering my question about asks and requests (: you are very kind

As an ask then how do you think the Weasels will be when drunk? I don't think they are all so inclined to drink, Stu for example seems too childlike for it, but it's a fun scenario to imagine 🍷

Of course!! ^^ Sorry it took me a moment to respond to this one, work is exhausting 😅

Toon Patrol x Drinking

Greasy: Greasy values his wit and self control (... when it doesn't involve pretty women I mean) too much to partake. Even if everyone else is drinking and acting like drongos around him he'll be sharp as a knife.

Psycho: L o v e s to try a new drink XD According to him they're like little gas leaks in his mouth and chest and he loves the horrible feeling! XD Generally Psy wont get d r u n k, cuz he only tries a few sips each time, but if Stu is on a roll with making them then Psycho w i l l end up pissed and thats not good for anyone 😅 If you thought e was feral before- you haven't seen him on all fours moving at Top Speed.

I raise you (or anyone else who may feel compelled to respond XD ) another thought: Psycho and energy drinks XD

Smartass: Honestly I cant really see Smartass drinking that much 🤔 if ever 🤔 I feel like people will disagree with me but... eh. Maybe sometimes he'll have something? If he's REALLY stressed and annoyed?? XD

Stupid: I actually think Stupid w o u l d be a drinker!! XD I dunno, to each their own of course!! ^^💛💛💛 I just don't really think of Stupid as childlike. I think of him as d u m b, of course, really really dumb, but not childlike. I think he'd be the one experimenting with mixes and different cocktails?? XD Just imagining Stu in the kitchen shaking up a drink and offering a taste to Psy and Wheezy XD And Stu taking on the group therapist mantel when he's got that shaker in his ands, like *hands Wheezy a pink drink like a flower* duhh are you okay?? do ya wanna talk about it?? And Smartass automatically handing the drink menu over to him (Which Stu immediately ours through, like 'ooh!') if they go out XD Stu is a big boy, too, so its hard for him to get truly h a m m e r e d, but he can get there XDD Luckily, he's a nice drunk! XD

Wheezy: Wheezy can f o r s u r e hold his booze the best XD It takes a lot to get him drunk (even tipsy). If he drinks, it doesn't really take away any of his inhibitions; its just to loosen up. He's definitely one to go for a few drinks at the end of the week (He needs it after working with these freaks XD)... but its usually interrupted with a. Greasy being there and hitting on someone and him having to bail Greasy's horny green ass outta trouble (Unless he just ignores it, which is more common. But even then Greasy will d r a g him into it XD *Greasy getting dragged from the pub* el fumador help meeee! i'm being falsely accused!! Wh- dont ignore me!- hey! you with the body odor!!- fucks sake.), b. Smartass drags them back to work. In either case, he is sure to down s o m e t h i n g before he's gotta get up off the bar stool he feels he belongs on.

#thank you for the ask! ^^

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wouldntyou-liketoknow · 2 months

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My EgoPats Meeting the Canon EgoPats (Brought To You by Incorrect Quotes)

Yep, I finally decided that this post deserved to be expanded on. So, to absolutely no-one's surprise, I gave it the ol' college try with memes.

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[Caliban has just returned from visiting Theory Manor. He’s now ranting to Murdock about WarfPat]

Caliban: Listen to what one of my STUPID doppelgängers did! Caliban: Apparently one of his “guests” ended up dying in his studio, and he offered the body to me. And since we’ve been in-between jobs lately, I was like, “Sure, why not?” Caliban: So, I cooked the best parts, then I went to town. . .and every two minutes, he added salt. Caliban: And it was weird. It almost tasted like sweet potato. Caliban: I asked, “Did this guy eat a lot of candy before he died? Or was he on drugs?” Caliban: And Warf said, “Noooo.” Caliban: Every two minutes, he added salt, salt, sALT, SALT! It was like he wanted to poison me! Caliban: And when I finished eating, he asked, “How did you like the human flesh wiTH SUGAR?” Caliban: . . .HE USED SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT! Caliban: *starts shaking Murdock by the lapels of his overcoat* SUGAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

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[The EgoPats are using an Ouija board] The Detective: Tell us. . .is there an otherworldly creature in this house or on its grounds? LevianthanPat: *is right outside the nearest window, but has decided to use his powers to speak through the board before he actually starts talking* ¥ê§. MadPat: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. WarfPat: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. LeviathanPat: *genuinely caught off-guard* . . .Wåï†, WHÄ†—?!

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Mack: So, for that party I told the guys about. . .do you, uh. . . Patty/DancePat: Oh, are you not sure how to dress for it? Mack: *panicked* WHAT IS CLOTHES???

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The Detective: If I have to clean one more bloodstain from this carpet, I’m going to murder someone. Caliban: Sounds a little counterproductive.

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WarfPat: Hey, new guy! Trick or ye— LeviathanPat: *conjures an Uno Reserve card* ñÖ

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The Detective: I'm not doing too well. Penn/Pennsylvania: What's wrong? The Detective: I have this headache that comes and goes. [LeviathanPat manifests outside the nearest window] The Detective: And there it is again.

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The Hermit: What is toothpaste if not bone soap? Caliban: . . .You are a complete and total treasure. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Penn/Pennsylvania: We call that a traumatic experience. Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Detective* Not a “bruh moment” Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Hermit* Not “sadge” Pennsylvania: *turning to MadPat* And DEFINITELY not “oof lmao”

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Mack: *scoffs* Clearly, you don’t own an air fryer. Clearly. Caliban: *chuckles dryly* I’m not gonna be talked down to by some arrogant, condescending, delusions-of-grandeur-prone SIDE-DISH. Caliban: If you want to insult me, go right ahead. But you have no idea how brutal that’s gonna get. You don’t even know my name! Caliban: *steps closer to Mack, almost getting in his face* I ' m t h e c o m b i n a t i o n o f y o u a n d a c r a z y i s l a n d h e r m i t f r o m a d i f f e r e n t t i m e l i n e .

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The Detective: Define “dream”. LeviathanPat: Ðrêåm—†hê £ïr§† †hïñg þêðþlê åßåñÐðñ whêñ †hê¥ lêårñ hðw †hê wðrlÐ wðrk§. The Hermit: Oh, c’mon! That’s just too dark!

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Ness: Do you support LGBTQIA+ rights? Patty/DancePat: . . .I’m literally a girlypop and exotic dancer?? WarfPat: He’s avoiding the question!

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MadPat: Gatekeep, girlboss, and. . .what's the other one again? LeviathanPat: †hêrê ï§ñ'† åñð†hêr ðñê. ¥ðµ'rê ¢råz¥.

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Caliban: He doesn’t deserve you! If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone! Ness: *taking a deep breath* I’m gone. Caliban: *nodding and grinning* Now gO CHOP HIS DICK OFF—

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Penn/Pennsylvania: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Mack: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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[The EgoPats are discussing a plan. Ozzie has taken his turn to speak, standing with a whiteboard at the head of the room] Ozzie: Anyone have any questions? Ness: Is this legal? Ozzie: . . .Anyone have any relevant questions?

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The Detective: Are you seriously making human-bacon for breakfast?! Caliban: *looking away from the bacon-filled frying pan he’s using* Yeah. What’d you have for breakfast? The Detective: . . .Nothing. Caliban: *shrugs, returning his focus to the frying pan* I’m doing better than you, man.

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Penn/Pennsylvania: What’s up with you? Mack: What do you mean? Penn/Pennsylvania: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

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Patty/DancePat: I can't believe you've done this. . . Ness: I'm sorry, I didn't know—! Patty/DancePat: *on the verge of tears* YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN I HAVE NOTHING PREPARED FOR YOU IN RETURN! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE JERK!

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The Hermit: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Mack: Sure. . . The Hermit: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Mack: Okay? The Hermit: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Mack: . . . The Hermit: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio— Mack: Jesus, that one is a little— Caliban: *was just passing through but is now interested* No, no. Let him continue

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[A plan involving paranormal investigation has gone terribly wrong, and The Detective is almost out of options]

The Detective: *begrudgingly holding a dark ritual* If you are here, speak to us! LeviathanPat: *slowly manifests outside the window. . .and starts singing “Don’t Stop Believin’.” With each lyric, his voice shifts in a very disturbing way* JÚ§† Ä ÇÌ†-Ä¥ ßÖ¥! The Detective: *grinds his jaw, having even more regrets than before* LeviathanPat: ßÖRñ ÄñÐ RÄÌ§ÈÐ Ìñ §ÖÚ†H—!

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WarfPat: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Ozzie: Are we talkin’ real sounds or imaginary ones? WarfPat: *now interested* Lets say imaginary. Ozzie: Spiders wearin’ flip flops.

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[MadPat is trying to talk killer-to-killer with Caliban. So far, he’s only succeeded in annoying Caliban]

MadPat: Every time I go out there, I feel like I do my best and they don’t! Caliban: *has heard all about how sloppy Mad’s methods are, how much evidence Mad always seems to leave behind, as well as how Mad trapped himself in a fire only to get caught by the police* Let me ask you a very fair question—What do you do successfully? MadPat: . . . Caliban: *raising an eyebrow* QUICKLY. MadPat: *scowls and storms off*

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The Detective: You need a hobby. LeviathanPat: Ì ålrêåÐ¥ håvê å hðßß¥! The Detective: Terrorizing people is nOT A HOBBY!

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Ness: Ducks are better than rabbits. Penn/Pennsylvania: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. WarfPat: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Ness: We’re not talking about flavor, Warf! WarfPat: Flavor counts! The Detective: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Mack: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers. Who’s cozier? Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, but— Mack: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? MadPat: Why don’t we just take a rabbit and a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out? Penn/Pennsylvania: BECAUSE THAT’S ILLEGAL! MadPat: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT! Caliban: *sitting in the adjacent room, listening in on the debate. He’s not sure if Snare could get roped into it, because Snare is a hare and not a rabbit, but he’s still holding him protectively* . . .

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Ness: *calling up the stairs from the kitchen* I made lightly-fried fish fillets for dinner! The Detective: . . .Ness, it’s one-fifteen AM. What the hell? Ness: Do you guys want the lightly-fried fish fillets or not? Ozzie: *pokes his head out of one of the guest rooms* Well, I mean, yeah. Ness: So come downstairs before they get cold. Penn/Pennsylvania: *comes out of another guest room* Wait, you just made them? Ness: Yeah, I wasn’t tired, so I decided to make lightly-fried fish fillets. LeviathanPat: *has been watching/listening to all of this through the kitchen window* §å¥ "lïgh†l¥-£rïêÐ £ï§h £ïllê†§" ðñê mðrê †ïmê.

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Patty/DancePat: When you’re shopping at Lush and another customer comes in and bites one of the soap options because they think it’s cheese. . .I talked to one of the employees about it, and apparently this sort of thing happens way more frequently than you’d think. Mack: Well, if Lush stopped literally presenting soap as deli food, then this wouldn't happen so frequently. Patty/DancePat: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese??? The Detective: . . .Who goes to the deli section of a store and just takes a bite out of the cheese?!

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[MadPat keeps trying to antagonize Caliban, as if THAT will somehow change Caliban’s opinion of him]

MadPat: *pacing the floor in front of Caliban* And I’m not gonna conversate with you! I’m not gonna invest time in— Caliban: *organizing some Black Market stuff on his laptop, not paying Mad too much attention* I think it’s “converse.” MadPat: . . .Huh? Caliban: *rolling his eyes* Just say “talk.”

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Penn/Pennsylvania: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Ozzie: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia over here. MadPat: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Ness: . . .You guys can be terrifying sometimes.

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The Detective: Oh, you’re back from that outing. What’d you think of that Patty guy? Ness: I can’t remember how we got on the topic of beaches, but he referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter." The Detective: . . . Ness: I don't know how someone so awesome can be so anxious all the time!

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Mack: You’re making fun of me now, aren’t you? Ozzie: What? Oh, no-no-no, Mack. I’d never—*suddenly points past Mack* MACK LOOK IT’S CALIBAN! Mack: *turns around in a panic* WHERE?! [As it turns out, Caliban is, in fact, nowhere to be seen] Mack: *blinks, pretty much frozen in place* Ozzie: *falls to the floor, laughing hysterically*

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The Hermit: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Penn/Pennsylvania: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

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Patty/DancePat: Yeah, so, my latest shift at the club was a little rough. Heh. . . Ness: *concerned* Why are you looking up? Patty/DancePat: I need to CRY, but my foundation cost FORTY-EIGHT DOLLARS.

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The Hermit: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Ness: Well. . .I mean, it’s frowned upon. Caliban: Yeah, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? The Hermit: *nodding along* That’s okay, right?

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LeviathanPat: ¥ðµ kñðw whå† Ì’vê rêålïzêÐ? The Detective: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? LeviathanPat: ñï¢ê †r¥, åñ¥wå¥—

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Ness: So they were just using me? Penn/Pennsylvania: I’m sorry, Ness. Mack: *trying to contain his amusement* You must feel pretty stupid right now. Ness: . . . Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, that’s a time-out. Mack: No, I was just trying to— Caliban: *using his meat cleaver to gesture to the corner of the room* Go sit over there! Mack: *walks away in defeat*

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Mack: *entering the room, unable to see what's going on just yet* I’m going to dunk on you— Patty/DancePat: *is wearing heels AND is currently practicing some new pole-dancing moves* You’d better bring a ladder, then.

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The Detective: *exhausted from supernatural shenanigans* Please, God, just let me have one peaceful day?! LeviathanPat: Öh m¥ GðÐ, ¥ðµ ågåïñ? Gïvê ï† å rê§†, ßµÐÐ¥! The Detective: I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU!

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Penn/Pennsylvania: A riddle for you, my friend! So it’s raining, right? And you pass a bus stop. There are three people there—your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant lady who needs to go to the hospital, and the person of your dreams. However, your smart car only fits two people. What do you do? Ness: Oh, I’ve heard this one before! You lend the car to your friend so they can take the pregnant lady to the hospital, and then you stay at the bus stop with your dream person! Penn/Pennsylvania: Oh, so close, but wrong. The correct answer is as follows—you go home and reEVALUATE YOUR DAMN LIFE! Pennsylvania: *grabs Ness by the collar and starts playfully shaking him* YOU! BOUGHT! A! SMART! CAR!

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[Caliban leads Mack over to a closet]

Mack: *walks into the closet* Um. . .what’s in here? Caliban: Oh, it’s just—*turns the room’s light off and grabs the door handle* —YOUR DEMISE. Mack: AHHHHH—! Caliban: *slams the door and locks it*

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gallavich-headcanon · 2 years

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Spicy headcanons 🌶️🔥

Here are some NSFW headcanon questions for you! This time send the letter for the headcanon you want to hear (:

A. Aftercare: how do they take care of each other after sex? Do they talk? cuddle? shower? B. Bareback: Do they use condoms? have they stopped? Do they prefer bareback? C. Crying: " You ever make someone cry before? from ecstasy" was it with Mickey? Have Ian cried during sex? D. Dirty talk: Who is more talkative during foreplay? during sex? Do they have Praising / degrading kink? E. Edging: Do they enjoy edging? Who is in control? F. First time: Did they have sex the first time they hooked up? was it just handjobs? Was it Mickey's first time with a guy? G: Gagging: We've all seen the famous Gag in their room. Who wore it? Who bought it? How was the first experience? How's their gag reflex? H. Horny: Who is hornier? Do they get bitchy when they're horny? desperate? bratty? I. Intimacy: How vulnerable do they get? Do they talk about their fantasies? What's their foreplay like? J. Jerking off: How often do they masturbate by themselves? Do they enjoy watching each other do it? K. Kink: How kinky are they? how do they explore their sexuality? How has it changed over the course of their relationship? L. Lingerie: What clothes make them feel sexy? What turn they other on? (could be thongs, jock strap, booty short, fitted jeans, suit, etc.) M. Making love: When was the first time they made love? How often do they have soft and emotional sex? N. Nipples: (with those kind of manboobs? it's a crime not to ask) Do they have sensitive nipples? Do they want to get them pierced? Do they use toys on them? O. Orgasm: What's their record of orgasms in one day? Are they into orgasm denial/delay? P. Plug: Does Mickey enjoy wearing plugs? Does Ian ask him to wear when they go out? What kind do they have? (same for my Bottom!Ian people) Q. Questioning: have they ever questioned their sexuality? since when did they know they were gay? R: Rimming: Why was Mickey not into it? Has Mickey changed his mind about rimming? Does Ian enjoy rimming? S. Sex tape: On HoH they talk about recording themselves. How did it start? How often do they film/ watch? Would they ever start an onlyfans? (or something similar) T. Toys: We know canonically they have some, what's their newest one? What was the first one they got together? What's their favorite? U. Uniform: how much do they turn each other on in that security uniform? Did mickey have a thing for EMT Ian? How much of a turn off was the yellow prison uniform? V. Voyeurism: Do they go to sex parties or kink events? W. Work: How often do they fuck during their work day? Do they fuck during their lunch breaks or just whenever they're horny? How often did they fuck in the Kash and Grab? X. XXXXX: What's their favorite porn? what do they type into the search bar? Do they have a favorite porn star? Y. You're my husband: Has anything changed in their sex life after they got married? Z. Zero to a hundred: What's the fastest way for them to turn the other on?

Please remember to only send NSFW questions to people who reblog (and by that consented) to get sexual questions!

#spicy headcanons #gallavich headcanons #headcanon #gallavich #shameless #ian x mickey #spicy

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skz-rin · 2 years

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『📜』 ── A - Z with Rin

A - And IIIII eee IIIII will always looove youuuu *has like 3 voice cracks in one line*

B - Bangchan hyung better understand his importance or else things might get real ugly real quick.

C - Changbinnie hyung likes to say he would beat someone for me but i doubt he would be able to reach their kneecaps .

D -Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

E - eggs shells are just weak cement.

F - Felix dont be sad in games you win some you lose some, it's gwaenchana

G - Giant sweaters are the best because when the sleeves are long I can flop them around and smack people.

H - Hyunjin is very likely immortal because its shocking how he is still alive after everything he pulled today.

I - I wanna be a pigeon in my next life .

J - Jisung omgg slayyy hip hip hoorayy pop off bestie wooo

K - Kinda about to leave the group due to lack of attention from my members, sorry Stay

L - Life update - Sexy and craving death

M - Minho oppa being different is slayy like dalla dalla for life you know what I'm sayin'

N - Naega jeil jal naga , I will win.

O - Oof shots fired.

P - *doing a live in her room* Please excuse the mess 'what mess???' It's me, I'm the mess .

Q - Queues are overrated , people should just fight themselves to have the first spot

R - Risky risky wiggy wigi this is an emegerancy

S - Seungmin just said that not everything revolves around me.... And honestly i find that pretty insulting.

T - Thinking is not my strongest suit which is how i ended up in this group.

U - Umm hi yes i would like to order funny friends with a side of common sense please , thank you

V - Very good Hyerin ! You have once again lived up to your title of the best member

W - When I was in I.O.I I had a total of 5 braincells but after joining Straykids i only have 1/8th, the rest are being gatekept by Chan hyung.

X - '(x+10x³) divided by' - guys when i said i was having a Q and A session i didn't mean math questions, please don't send in math questions i barely passed high school.

Y - Yang Jeongin is the cause of all world issues

Z - Zoo , if there's one word i can use to describe my group it would be 'zoo' no questions asked

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miniimapp · 1 year

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A-Z Fluff (Tae Young Edition)

Gen ;; Fluff - Alphabet Headcanons

Warnings ;; nope

Proofread + Edited ;; lmao

Auth. Note ;; WELCOME TO DAY 23 OF THE 4*TOWN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN !! Our third post of the night !!

This is one of many posts tonight, so please go check out the advent calendar pinned to my page for each day's post :DD

Enjoy !! <3

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A = Activities (What kind of things do you do?)

Tae likes to watch documentaries with you,, not just ones on animals (though David Attenborough is Tae's hero) but on anything

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

He doesn't want many kids, 2 maximum, but he'd love to foster kids and maybe adopt one someday

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Little spoon <3

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Animal sanctuaries and rehabilitation centres can be one if the locations he'll take you but a classic Tae Young date is a picnic in the park

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world)

You are his peace

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

When he saw how gentle and patient you are with his doves, it was his first time letting anyone, let alone you, near his doves so seeing you handle then with such care really affected his heart lmao

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

The most gentle probably,, he spends a lot of his time tending to injured animals, especially Doves, so he has a gentle touch by default at this point

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He likes to hold your hand and fiddle with it,, whether that be swinging both of your hands between you as you walk or simply playing with you fingers

I = Injury (How would they react if you got hurt?)

P calm,, again he handles injured animals everyday, he'll take care of you np

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Nah,, he might get a bit huffy, like T, about lack of attention but Tae trusts you too much to be jealous

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

V softly,, it's incredibly sweet.

You initiated the first kiss, you wanted to so you asked, he said yes and you kissed him lma

L = Love (Who says I love you first?)

Him,, one day while looking after his Foster doves together

M = Memory (What's their favourite memory together?)

Watching the first blue planet documentary with you,, you just let him ramble on about and actually listened, it was v nice :))

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Tae brings you flowers all the time but they're not exactly bought flowers,, if you ask for something he'll buy it for you but otherwise he doesn't think of buying gifts all that often

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

White like his doves,, pure, innocent and loving

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Tae doesn't really use pet names, no reason really either

Q= Questions (What are the questions they’re always asking?)

"Did you know *insert random animal fact*?"

"How are you today?"

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

DOCUMENTARY MARATHON !! DAVID ATTENBOROUGH,, HERE HE COMES !!

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

For someone else,, Tae probably show them funny animal videos on youtube and ramble fun facts about whatever animal is on screen until the other person felt better

For himself,, he'd watch funny animal videos with you and tell you fun facts about each one as it pops up on screen

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Animals, environmental efforts, band stuff, gossip

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH DOCUMENTARIES,, HERE TAE COMES !!

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

After a year or more of dating,, Tae would take you on a picnic and propose at the end with the ring being tied around the foot of a Dove that he sends to you with a message asking you to marry him,, then que the speech lmao

X = Xylophone (What's their song?)

Roar - Katy Perry

Y = Yearning (How well do they cope when they’re separated from their S/O?)

He's okay,, Tae's a little bit clingy so he misses you a fair bit.. expect plenty of video and voice calls while you're apart.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

A budgie because why not lmao

#4town christmas countdown #4town #4town headcanons #4town tae young #4town tae young x reader #4town x reader #x reader

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localsealboy · 10 months

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I was tagged by @smileylover99. Thanks for the tag, I promise I did not forget!

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag blogs you would like to get to know better.

a - age: 27

b - birthplace: The North of the Netherlands

c -current time: 10:26

d - drink you last had: water! so healthy

e - easiest person/people to talk to: my gf and my best friend

f - favorite song: this is the hardest question! Lately I've really been into Political by Dirt Poor Robins

g - grossest memory: oh boy this is also campsite related. one of my friends got drunk in a campsite toilet and puked all over herself. great.

h -horror yes or horror no: I wouldn't consider myself a horror podcast but just like sabine I did enjoy the magnus archives

i -in love?: yes, of course with my dear gf

j - jealous of people?: way too often. I also want a house!

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again?: please walk by again, and talk to me.

m - middle name: When I changed my name I suppose I had the chance to get myself one of those neat little middle names. I did not

n - number of siblings: 1 of them. I don't know which of us is adopted bc we have nothing in common

o - one wish: a nice stable job that I like and pays well

p - person you called last: Oh probably someone for work

q -question you are always asked: how are you? so annoying :p

r - reason to smile: my switch has been repaired! back to hyrule I go

s - song you sang last: Free by Florence and the Machine

t -time you woke up: at 8:45

u - underwear colour: blue

v - vacation destination: I have been in sweden to visit my gf a lot but I'd like to see Rome too

w -worst habit: not clean up... I hate hate cleaning but I also don't like living in a mess

x - x-rays: teeth stuff for me too. My bones are strong and are unbroken

y - your favorite food: Oh beautiful banh mi from the local banh mi place, I love you so much

z - zodiac sign: Libra. It means I was born in late september

Let's tag @betterluv and @alexiszettair. Feel free to ignore!

#tag games #personal

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butchertongue · 10 months

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I was tagged by @localsealboy to answer these questions. Thank you!!

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag blogs you would like to get to know better.

a - age: 24

b - birthplace: The Netherlands

c -current time: 21:06

d - drink you last had: Coca Cola. Unfortunately, I am addicted to Coca Cola.

e - easiest person/people to talk to: My partners! Also Eleana @polypanic deserves a special shout out.

f - favorite song: How can I just pick one song? Achilles come down from Gang of Youths imeditaly comes to mind, and Hozier's Diner and Diatrides and Vienna by Billy Joel.

g - grossest memory: eh... I don't wish to trigger my friends with emetophobia.

h -horror yes or horror no: Yes horror. My current blog icon is Carrie even. Horror is my absolute favorite genre. I think, when done right, it can be used to explore a lot of societal commontary. It's a genre in which anything can happen, such a playground!

i -in love?: Very much so with my two wonderful partners <3.

j - jealous of people?: Not jealous but more envy. in a sense that I might want what something (like owning a house, a better job etc.) Never in a way that I want something and therefore think someone else doesn’t deserve it. I feel like that’s healthy.

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again?: Always walk by again! Love at first conversation though, I believe in that.

m - middle name: Don’t have one, maybe if I ever legally change my name I will get one?

n - number of siblings: 1 younger brother.

o - one wish: I wish you the best.

p - person you called last: My mom. We call often.

q -question you are always asked: *in the middle of a completly different conversation, sometimes mid-sentence* Wait, you have two different coloured eyes? (yes, I do!)

r - reason to smile: 10 years ago I was a depressed weirdo lonely teenager. Today I'm surrounded by people who care about me and who I love in return. I'm currently only doing things that make me happy. My cat is taking a nap beside me. I've made it :).

s - song you sang last: I hum and sing all the time subconciously. It's probably Strawberry blond by Mitski today.

t -time you woke up: at 8:15, snoozed til 9:00 and then I decided nope, went back to bed til noon.

u - underwear colour: Black.

v - vacation destination: I have two seperate trips to London plannend. I have already been to London this year. I keep going to London. Why do I keep going to London?

w -worst habit: I'll just say it, I'm bad with money. Which is bad because I have a job and I have acces to adult money. On the brightside, I have to coolest wardrobe.

x - x-rays: Broke my knee 3 years ago. I have a beautiful X-ray and even a 3D model of that masterpiece :). No I haven't recoverd and I probably never walk normally again. :( (chronic pain gain, rise up)

y - your favorite food: I think sushi is overrated, and yet it is sushi.

z - zodiac sign: I'm a June Gemini with Scorpio rising. If I believed in astrology, I think this would explain a lot about me.

I'll tag some people I would like to know better @userparamore @queenvevo and I'll tag @nebulousnebblets because I can.

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6rookie-writer0110 · 2 years

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Request -Sorry typo. I meant to say: "Fuck it! Giganta fluff alphabet please?!" my b

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

You and Giganta haven't talked about starting a family just yet.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Giganta likes to cuddle with you all the time. But she doesn't want anyone else to know that she likes to cuddle. You like to lay your head on her lap or chest, then she would put her around you.

Sometimes, she likes to be the little spoon and you play with her hair.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

You and Giganta would like to try new things on date night. She is always affectionate with you and you like to hold her hands in public.

But you and Giganta like to try new food for date night.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…)

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

She would question herself and the relationship and would be a little distant from you. But she would admit to herself, that she is in love with you.

Little things made you fall in love with her. It took you a while to see that and admit to yourself that you love her.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

Behind closed doors, she is very gentle with you. You and Giganta are affectionate with each other.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

You and Giganta are always holding hands.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

When she first met you, she thought she would never fall for you but she was wrong.

When you first met her, automatically you thought you would have nothing in common but that changed.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

She can be very jealous and she would glare a lot.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

The first kiss, she wanted to kiss you but the moment was ruined. On the second try, you kissed her and she kissed you back.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

She hesitated to tell you those 3 words. Because she has been hurt in the past, she knows that you are different. When she said it, you felt the same way and said it back.

She smiled and she kissed you on the lips.

M = Memory (What’s their favorite memory together?)

You and Giganta have many favorite memories, it will be hard to pick just one favorite memory.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

You and Giganta like to spoil each other now and then. But she loves to spoil you anytime she can.

O- On cloud nine (how do they act when they're in love? Is it obvious, or are they discreet about it?)

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

She would have pet names for you.

Q- Quirky (random goofy relationship headcanon)

She can be goofy sometimes, she would try to make you laugh any way she can. She does laugh at your jokes even if it's not funny.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

On rainy days, you and Giganta like to stay in and cuddle. You two would binge-watch a new series or try to cook something together.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

She would hold you and kiss your forehead and tell you it will be ok or offer you to beat up someone for you. And she means it.

You would cuddle with her and she would open up of what is bothering her. You would get her favorite snacks and cuddle again with you.

T = try (how much effort do they put into the relationship? how much effort goes into dates, anniversaries, and birthdays?)

You and Giganta put effort into the relationship. It can be rocky but you would try to work it out with your girlfriend. She would surprise you with gifts and trips.

U- Understanding (how well do they know you?)

She knows you very well, she can what is bothering you without you saying a word. With your voice and your behavior, she would know what to ask you.

V- Value (how important is their relationship to them?)

The relationship is very important for you and Giganta. Doesn't matter if it's a hero or villain, anyone that is giving you problems then she would beat them beat up without hesitation.

W- Wild card (random fluffy headcanon)

You and Giganta made a music playlist for each other.

Y- Yearning (how well do they cope with being away from you)

It can be hard to be apart from each other. But you and Giganta would keep in touch mostly by texting.

Z- Zzz (how is it sharing a bed with them?)

You and Giganta would cuddle and later argue about who takes up most of the blanket.

#Giganta x reader #gender neutral fanfic #dc imagine #Giganta imagine #Giganta x you #fluff alphabet

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madeimpact · 2 years

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𝐌𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐂𝐒 !

tagged by : 👁️👁️ tagging : 👁️👁️

a — age : 23

b — birthplace : California

c — current time : 9:30 PM

d — drink you had last : ...Water I’m boring

e — easiest person ( s ) to talk to : Is it a cop out to just say my friends generally. Especially a bunch of y’all

f — favourite song ( s ) : Oh gdi it’s so hard to pick especially in the wake of me discovering a bunch of new songs for muse playlists lately — uhhh I got rlly into Ranking of Kings so rn BOY is a bop, Teo - Omoi, also literally the whole Hadestown soundtrack

g — ghosts ; are they real ? : Yes imo! Not every floating speck of dust or creaky door is a ghost tho.

h — horror yes , or horror no ? : Psychological / existential horror ABSOLUTELY yes, I will watch analyses of whatever Local58 copycat is popular atm like nobody’s business. I fuckin hate being jumpscared though and intense gore makes me squeamish so y’know, fun! Literally the only reason I was able to get into ddlc enough to muse Sayori was by watching other people play it and laughing at their overdone reactions to jumpscares lmao

i — in love ? : Nope

j — jealous of people ? : Probably in passing but not actively jealous of any one specific person atm? If that even makes sense

k — killed someone ? : No?

l — love at first sight , or should i walk by again ? : In high school I used to have this rlly pretentious thing about how love at first sight is just infatuation and not actually love. I’m not that insufferable anymore but it’s still a no from me dawg

m — middle name ( s ) : JAYDE, yes my parents did the whole “put in a Y and it’s a unique new name now” thing

n — number of siblings : Two brothers, one older one younger

o — one wish : Anxiety begone please holy fuck

p — person you last called / texted : @fairymint hiiii

q — question you’re always asked : “how tall are you” :’)

r — reasons to smile : CUTE ANIMALS!!! And random acts of kindness!

s — song you listened to last : Looks at my spotify. Oh dear. Angel of Darkness. Really exposing myself and the dp playlist rn

t — top three to four fictional characters : Shinji Ikari, Lucas (Mother 3), and my two feathered scrimblos on here.

u — underwear colour : Black. Also, gross?

v — vacation : I guess my last vacation was for AX? Even though it was literally just me and my cousin crashed in my apartment since it was nearby. If that doesn’t count then I went to Chicago to visit her and work on cosplay stuff a few weeks prior

w — when’s your birthday ? : March 23rd

x — x - rays : I can’t even remember the last time I got an x-ray of like, a major body part, but I feel like I did at some point when I was really young. The last one I got was probably at the dentist but that’s not exciting info.

y — your favourite food : Salmon!

z — zodiac sign : Aries

#❛ OOC: dash games.#icb that didn't have a tag before wtf

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crazylil-lion · 2 years

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I will assign A - Z then 🥰

A- are you single?

Yes hopelessly single.

Forever alone lol.

B- birthday?

08 26 98

C- crush?

Don't have one takes awhile to get me to fall in love with someone. All about personality

D- did u get ur first kiss?

Nope never had my first kiss or taken on my first date. Or had my hand held or cuddled. Basically 0 affection ever.

E- easiest person to talk to?

My therapist lol I don't have much for people to talk to.

F- favorite song?

Breaking down I prevail. This changes alot between that bands songs.

G- good at? Problem solving.

H- hair color?

Brown

I- in love?

I wish no one takes the time or puts any effort in lol. Im not cute enough to notice

Everything else is just like there.

J- jealous of?

All the pretty girls that cosplay. Tbh I wish I was pretty

K- known as?

Lil lion. Rawr 🦁😋

L- longest relationship?

2 years.

M- middle name?

Michael

N- number?

O- one wish?

To have someone to grow with and experience life with. I'm so open to going to museums and exploring and traveling. Really all I want is to have someone to feel safe around.

P- person last texted?

My ex talking about smooooothies.

Q- question always asked?

How old I am. I look under 21 Or so I'm told when I rarely go to bars and drink.

R- reason to smile?

Being called pretty and cute. Really I just wanna dress up in outfits and shop for lingerie with someone.

S- song last listened to

Body bag by I prevail.

T- time you woke up?

7:10 am

U- 3 biggest wishes?

Answered already

V- violent moment?

The flashbacks and my nightmares.

W- worst fear?

Being alone forever

X- ex you still liked after it was ended?

Yes and no how she acted at the end really bothered me but we are friends still

Y- your last hug?

Uhhh a few years ago unless you include the like half hugs I got from my siblings when I left 9 months ago.

Z- zodiac sign?

Virgo which fits me sooooooo well

Thank you for the asks!🥰

#asks

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wraithwritten · 2 years

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𝐌𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐂𝐒 !

Tagged by: Yoinked it

Tagging: Bite this onions

a — age : 27 (WHY)

b — birthplace : California HA

c — current time : THIS IS A QUEUED POST HAHA. so while it’ll post at like. 11 am. peak-ish hours. I’m writing this at 11:25 pm the previous night

d — drink you had last : Water 😏

e — easiest person ( s ) to talk to : all my friends inside my puter

f — favourite song ( s ) : Cirice- Ghost, No one lives forever- Oingo Boingo, Helena- My Chemical Romance, Carnival of Rust- Poets of the Fall,

g — ghosts : are they real ? : yeah man, but I don’t think every bump in the night is a spooky man.

h — horror yes , or horror no ? : I’m picky about my horror. I LOVE psychological, sci-fi, and cosmic horror. I can be picky about gore and I LOATHE jumpscares.

i — in love ? : Nope!

j — jealous of people ? : Jealousy happens to us alllll babbeeey I just don’t let it fester in my heart. Let it come and go.

k — killed someone ? : My siblings on a daily basis (they kill me too)

l — love at first sight , or should i walk by again ? : I don’t think love at first sight is a thing but like, I think on rare occasions you can end up meeting someone you really click well with and let things develop over time and they could be the one. Otherwise, it’s just a matter of trying things out.

m — middle name ( s ) : Rose!!

n — number of siblings : Two! I’m the oldest. One sibling is NB like me and I have a younger brother.

o — one wish : FOR MY BODY AND MIND TO STOP CRUMBLING!!!! PLEASE!!!

p — person you last called / texted : In terms of text, last person I texted was my mom. Last person I was in a call with was Eva @crownedveil :)

q — question you’re always asked : Mostly art related stuff tbh.

r — reasons to smile : Look I can’t list them all. There’s too many things to smile about despite all the turmoil but like. My biggest reason to smile is just seeing my cat laying around somewhere random. He’s not doing so hot rn so just seeing him exist means a lot.

s — song you listened to last : Lunatic Ray from DMC5

t — top three to four fictional characters : Chrom (fire emblem), Fenris (dragon age II), and ..................... M........ Murasakibara Atsushi from knb (sorry sorry sorry for liking sports anime I love my giant purple son)

u — underwear colour : 🤨

v — vacation : Last time I took a vacation was in 2017 when I went to disneyland 😭 girl help I need another one

w — when’s your birthday ? : July 12!! So it just passed

x — x - rays : UUUUH..... don’t even remember

y — your favourite food : I’m massively weak for seafood chowder and salmon sashimi

z — zodiac sign : 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

#[ ooc ];#[ dash games ];

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resolutewarrior · 2 years

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𝐌𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐂𝐒 !

tagged by : yoinked from the dash tagging : pls yoink it from me b/c this one is cute!

a — age : 31. b — birthplace : halloween town. c — current time : 2 AM. d — drink you had last : appley jooce. e — easiest person ( s ) to talk to : my best friend. f — favourite song ( s ) : everything on my halloween playlist lol. g — ghosts ; are they real ? i’d like to think so, but I haven’t met one personally. h — horror yes , or horror no ? horror yes! i — in love ? i love my cats and my fictional blorbos. j — jealous of people ? uhhh, I guess ppl who don’t have mental illnesses and can just... DO stuff. k — killed someone ? no, but it’d be pretty wild if someone admitted to that on a tumblr meme. l — love at first sight , or should i walk by again ? idk man, i just work here. m — middle name ( s ) : it’s actually maria. the stars aligned. n — number of siblings : one. o — one wish : idk, i need money and health. p — person you last called / texted : my dad. q — question you’re always asked : probably ‘why are you so quiet?’ r — reasons to smile : cats, i love every kind of cat. s — song you sang last : oingo boingo’s ‘no-one lives forever’ has been stuck in my head recently, so that. t — top three four fictional characters : luigi mario, shadow the hedgehog, jack skellington & spyro the dragon. u — underwear colour : red. v — vacation : my brokeass has never been on one, but i’d wanna go somewhere gloomy gothic and cold. w — when’s your birthday ? october 31st, halloween baby!!!! x — x - rays : broke my arm when i was a kid so probably then, but i don’t remember. y — your favourite food : pizza pasta put it in a box z — zodiac sign : scorpio.

#( ;; OOC ⦙ sleepy goth 🎃 )

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sweetnsour1 · 7 days

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2K celebration: ask game

When you send a prompt for me, just enter the letter of the question. Also, it’d be great if you answered one as well! It does not have to be the same one you asked me. I would really enjoy getting to know you guys better.

Thanks for giving my writing as much or as little of your time as you do. I appreciate that and you very much.

Hope to hear from some of you soon!

Lovelovelove

Elle

Prompts below the cut:

A—What's something you’d do immediately if it wasn’t so dangerous?

B—Would you rather be alone in your dream house or be with your dream man in a cardboard box castle in a rainy climate?

C—What’s the most romantic thing someone you have a platonic relationship with has said to you?

D—What's a quote that you always remember?

E—What’s a bad pick-up line that would 1000% work on you?

F—What is your style aesthetic for clothes? For decor?

G—If you had to wear one outfit forever except for special events, what would your outfit be?

H—What’s your favorite children's/illustrated book?

I—If you had unlimited funding and no regulations to bend to, what would you build and where would you build it?

J—If you were going to be reincarnated and could only pick one of the physical traits you have now to take to your next body, what would you pick?

K—What is your favorite way to decompress from *gestures at everything*?

L—What's the most romantic thing you’ve ever done?

M—What's something sweet you would love a partner (or friend) to do for you unprompted?

N—We don’t buy into love language propaganda in this house, SO what’s your hate language? (What do you do when you really really really want someone to know they’re dead to you?)

O—What's an argument you’ve been in that you wish you had done a better job winning because you were right, but words are hard sometimes?

P—What's the last awkward interaction you had?

Q—Have you learned anything new about yourself recently?

R—Have you tried learning anything new lately?

S—What's your toxic trait?

T—Who’s the last person you fantasized about a whole relationship with...even though you had never ever once talked to them?

U—What's something you’ve done that your friends love to retell the story of?

V—What's something you’ve done to make your parents proud/disappointed?

W—What phrase of praise gets you flustered?

X—What is something that scares you?

Y—If you could permanently delete one social norm/custom, what would it be?

Z—What's something you’ve spent a substantial amount of time thinking about today?

#🖤elle #mailbox💥#my readers are the kindest fucking creatures #2k celebrationnn

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