who wants to be the anatomicaly correct beating heart of the party to my vena cava

Imagining if Megatron's more heavy connection to Unicron stayed after the unicron arc, thinking about unicron and megatron angst

FUNDRAISER CONTINUES!

So I’m broke again & I still don’t have anywhere to go. I thought I should continue raising funds to stay off the street! I’m trying to get as many commissions as possible, it would really help. I have about 15 hours  (till 11 am EST) to raise $78 so I can make it to Thursday morning.

I’m willing to do commission packages for $100 as well, meaning I will draw everything on my chart (Chibi, Bust B&W, Bust Color, Full Body Color, Couple Color & Special Request) for a flat rate of $100! Just notify me that you want a package with a purchase. Please support by commissioning me or by donating, the links are below. Any donation amount helps. Send references and details to [email protected] if you want to commission me. Venmo is @ boyofzoot if you use that instead of PayPal. Thank you so much!

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

So it turns out you can just buy old x-rays off ebay

Locking in seconds before doing the most insane thing possible

the cognitive dissonance from people who want the products of modern medicine but get weird about animal research. like im sorry but this is necessary for the survival of the society we currently live in. and the scientists who work on these things are not evil cackling psychopaths. anyone you talk to in animal research has incredibly complex feelings about their work and incredibly complex relationships to the animals in their care. there are regulations and oversight and penalties in place to make the work as humane as possible and scientists are overwhelmingly the ones enforcing and advocating for better care.

Here to become the best version of myself

How do you become a gimmick blog?

step 1: think of a gimmick

step 2: blog

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.

21/05/23 edit: heres the full gifset

“When I first heard it, from a dog trainer who knew her behavioral science, it was a stunning moment. I remember where I was standing, what block of Brooklyn’s streets. It was like holding a piece of polished obsidian in the hand, feeling its weight and irreducibility. And its fathomless blackness. Punishment is reinforcing to the punisher. Of course. It fit the science, and it also fit the hidden memories stored in a deeply buried, rusty lockbox inside me. The people who walked down the street arbitrarily compressing their dogs’ tracheas, to which the poor beasts could only submit in uncomprehending misery; the parents who slapped their crying toddlers for the crime of being tired or hungry: These were not aberrantly malevolent villains. They were not doing what they did because they thought it was right, or even because it worked very well. They were simply caught in the same feedback loop in which all behavior is made. Their spasms of delivering small torments relieved their frustration and gave the impression of momentum toward a solution. Most potently, it immediately stopped the behavior. No matter that the effect probably won’t last: the reinforcer—the silence or the cessation of the annoyance—was exquisitely timed. Now. Boy does that feel good.”

— Melissa Holbrook Pierson, The Secret History of Kindness (2015)

Let me show you one of my original concepts :>

Because. Why not haha👍

Characters refs Masterpost

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