Me dealing with a sexist jackass that most definitely does not provide my salary no matter how many pennies he throws at the evil corporation I'm employed by trying to use fear tactics against me (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was abused most of my life by my mother I KNOW FEAR TACTICS WELL FUCKER)
Sj:If this is how you act (I'm paraphrasing I was shaking after dealing with vizzini) they I should talk to your manager
Me:she's over there gesturing around the corner
Sj: *surprised I called him on it* what's his name
Me: HER NAME IS TAYLOR SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE SHE HAS RED HAIR
Vizzini storms off I see my boss come around the corner less then 5 minutes later sees its me cause I gave him my name as a "fake name" sees its me and peels back around the corner like nope she looks pissed
Apparently he stormed into the back and asked to speak to her was taken aback when he realized my boss was a pretty girl who was even younger then me yeah not a happy man
All this because when I was doing my job he moved his cart blocking me from moving cause I only had so much space to get out and there was also someone in front of me and asked to get behind where I was which I said I was trying to get thru where he'd just blocked me and if he hadn't he'd never had to say anything at all told me to go ahead
Then proceeded to berate me because I should have let him get his cookies instead of being concerned with idk getting out of his way so he COULD get his cookies and I could do my job and he's a customer so he's the one paying my salary
My coworker described him as an unsuccessful mafia boss and thus I'm dubbing him vizzini
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Hey, I know it’s impossible but what would be the first meeting of Marinette and Alya in Dad Villain?
Alya, like most, was instantly charmed~
Rose is usually the mastermind for who meets with her, though. lol. lmao, even
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🌻 Skin Commission for GoodTimesWithScar 🥀
It's always so much fun to work on these, I hope you've been enjoying Secret Life!
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Of all the bats and birds Jason has the least game, but he is also the one most likely to fall in love exactly once and then be done. That’s him forever. This man has never once let go of anything in his life, he is primed for devastating heart break.
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soriku week day 3: DATASCAPE.
data sora: "dw bud, I downloaded like a bunch of medical stuff off the internet into my data, I KNOW how to be a doctor now."
data riku: "Oh yeah? What did that "medical stuff" say about fixing computer viruses, Dr. Sora?"
dr. sora: "...huh."
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Sometimes a little mustache can go a long way 😆
(from this series of custom puppets)
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i know calling wrestling camp is basically tautology but this really was so camp
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going to bed but releasing my Manuscript of Truth into the world before this….. bye……
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me: so apparently all vulcans get mind melded as children and have this weird marriage or death ceremony when their mating season hits and we see this in amok time when spock reveals he has a “wife”?? that he’s like legally bonded to??? and he has to go to vulcan or he’s gonna die of horniness or some shit????
my poor father: ..right
me: but then how did amanda and sarek happen??? surely sarek was vulcan engaged too??? did he ditch it to elope with his girlfriend? if he did why does fanfiction always make out that sarek is really ashamed of spock for ditching his vulcan engagement when he did the same thing! why are vulcans even getting engaged at like eight? thats weird right dad? i just know the divorce rate on vulcan is through the roof.
my poor father: yeah that sounds rough for spock. so did you want milk in your tea or….?
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